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london smith

hello and welcome to the jock doc

podcast where we discuss fitness and

health

and how to incorporate our modern

understanding of science and medicine

into our daily lives but without it

being so boring

i’m your host dr londonsmith.com

i’d like to begin by apologizing to our

listeners

we received some feedback about the

excessive amount of technical medical

terms that i’ve been using

such as hypoxanthine guanine

phosphoribasil

transferase and hind lick maneuver

so i will try to temper my terminology

to a simpler one in the future

here to help with that is our producer

cameron oh dr

london i don’t i don’t feel like doing

this today i’ve i’ve had a rough day

okay is it rough rough like a dog

barking

was it the dog again it’s really funny

you mentioned that i

i i it is the dog again but it’s not

it’s not

barking it’s my dog ran away all of my

dogs ran away

your your whole collection all 101.

wow okay so um and it’s just kind of

really

bumming me out dr london these are

supposed to be sort of like

my family you know yeah yeah i mean just

like my real family like my real

brothers and sisters and mom and dad

they just

run away

all your all your brothers and sisters

ran away oh anytime i try to come near

they run away okay i guess anytime it’s

like christmas time and i try to go to

one of their houses

i get there and you can they act like no

one’s there

and i’m knocking on the door but you can

see through the window dr london that’s

one thing that people forget is that you

can see

through the window and they’re just

running away they’re scurrying out the

back door

see at this point i feel like maybe your

definition of

you know a family and brothers and

sisters

might not be the same as everyone else’s

definition

my family being 101 dogs plus the people

i was

you know born beside yeah

well because how you track down everyone

who was yeah at

the hospital born at this around the

same time period as you

yeah my brothers and sisters and my mom

and dad my

the nurse and doctor yeah yes that’s the

opposite of what you’re thinking dr

london because boys can be nurses too

okay no that’s that’s not what i was

contesting here

it was it’s more so

whenever you got the 101 dalmatians you

you did refer to them as a coat

of dalmatians the dogs sure yeah

and is that like i know you know a group

of crows is called a murder

and i don’t hang out with a lot of dogs

is that what the term for a group of

dogs is a coat

no i think a group of dogs is usually

called either a pack

or sort of like maybe a club

okay well you know the reason i ask is

because

you referred to this group of dogs as a

coach

oh no that is because it requires 101 of

these dogs that i’m gonna have to skin

in order to make the jacket that i want

to make okay

is that yeah that sounds kind of cruel

is

i guess my my issue with that it sounds

like

yeah her name is cruella deville so i

mean

who’s who’s her who’s cruella

i thought this was for you no the code

is for me

okay what are you asking well you said

you think i need more dogs well i said

so i was actually thinking that exact

same thing because

101 of them have run away and so i’m

thinking if i could

get maybe i’m going to say 202

more that way i have a backup group

or a coat so i’m sorry to bring this

back because it sounds like maybe

there’s another person involved

i said that it sounds cruel to skin

these dogs and then you said her name is

cruella

and i’m just wondering is there are you

are you having

are you planning to have this jacket

made to impress someone named cruella

it’s not to impress someone it’s to

emulate someone a hero of mine

emma stone as cruella deville

okay okay so you just you saw the

preview for that movie and you got

excited

so you knew what cruella deville was

five seconds ago and yet you were still

questioning it

i i assumed that you were talking about

a different cruella because i

you know you don’t have a you don’t

personally know emma stone

except like through the hospital where

you were both born

yeah at the exact same time

yeah which is i mean i i guess yeah i

know that you think that emma stone is

your sister

but i just you know never mind i guess i

guess i am at fault here maybe i

am confusing it more than i should have

the blood of these dogs is on your hands

dr london oh that’s that’s the final two

okay um well anyway uh so that’s our

producer cameron also with us is DJ DYLAN IN DA HOUSE

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emma stone can be nurses too

emma stone can be named cruella too

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emma stone as cruella deville emma stone

as cruella deville boys can be nurses

too

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boys can be nurses too boys can be

boys can be

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and later cameron tells it we can expect

a very special guest

puppy leather people don’t know this but

it’s actually a lot more

economical and green

than normal leather okay you were afraid

of these as dogs but you’re saying that

it’s it’s gonna be puppies like

you know baby dogs sure is that

what are you asking i’m asking why

you’re not

you think that i should switch from

puppies to dogs because there’s more

space i would need less dogs

yes that that’s one reason

hurting baby versions of any

creature sounds more cruel to me but i

get once again i guess this is

a this is you trying to take after your

sister and maybe

cruelty is the aim of it it seems like

i hate this i hate all of this

okay but i have to sort of do

my what my family is doing

and it’s asking of me you have you have

a legacy to maintain

yes yeah okay well um

you know uh before we move on i would

like to address a bit of listener

feedback

oh no look we

you know our listeners they they chime

in

they they let us know what we’re doing

right what we’re doing wrong and i just

wanna

i uh i hate them

okay well you know and it’s just

accountability really you know we have

to do this

uh because you know they they might call

me out say that i taught something wrong

and i

you know if i have to correct anything i

want to be able to do that

so i was at the mall the other day

and i had a listener come up to me out

of nowhere which

by the way listeners how about leave me

alone and leave me to my privacy

i know that dr london and i are sort of

podcast celebrities and that makes you

think

you know you hear us talk for hours and

hours and so you think we’re friends

but i had this listener come up the

other day at the mall and she was like

stop putting those on you’re not

supposed to wear those you’re not

supposed to like

change clothes in the middle of the

store you’re not supposed to just like

put on the clothes and then try to run

out

yeah and i was like oh leave me alone

yeah that is frustrating and i’ve had

similar experiences

uh just stop touching every item of

clothing your hands are covered in paint

like it’s like okay just because you

hear me on a podcast doesn’t mean that

you can come up to me out of nowhere

and start yelling at me i don’t know

yeah i just hate these guys no i i hear

you and you know it’s one of these

things where

nothing can prepare you for this level

of celebrity i get it

yeah uh so and you know speaking of

which i i found this

note from a listener scrawled across my

my neighbor’s play room which they

referred to as a dungeon

uh i’ve never heard of a fun swing in a

dungeon but

you know i guess you know my neighbors

are just quirky um anyway this

this the note that was scrawled um on

the wall

it reads quote i don’t want life support

i wanted to be cremated

and the ashes spread over disney haunted

mansion ride

end quote so uh first of all thank you

so much this listener for reaching out

um you know with this this feedback so

uh i’m not i’m not sure that we ever

talked

a whole lot about being put on life

support

or i i don’t think we talked too much

about life and death situations like

that but

it is you know everyone

is allowed to have their wishes whenever

they pass away for you know being

cremated or buried or whatever and

um yeah you know what to this listener i

think it’s great that you want

to be sort of putting your

deceased remains over a disney haunted

mansion ride that’s

you know that does go with the theme and

like just to reiterate this you know

this podcast we don’t really talk about

things like life and death

this podcast isn’t serious dr

london like i know we do this fun bit

where dr london does this medical lesson

and he

he teaches about like what the bone is

like and how the bone bends

and you know your arm bone bends this

way and your knee bone bends this way

and all these sort of things but like

the reality is

that the show is more of a goof it’s

more of like

um hmm what was that ash and cut your

prank show

uh was that punked yes the show was like

punk’d

okay so i you know it’s a medical

education podcast so

for the medical lesson i try to

i mean i try to bring some levity to it

sometimes but mostly i’m

you know this is real this is real

medical yeah

and i guess if that was part of the

prank like you’re

like like you’re levitating like you’re

pretending like there’s some sort of

supernatural

event happening i don’t remember that

having it on punk’d

but that definitely happened on the

tracy morgan

prank show where things were scary

remember that one

no i didn’t i didn’t see that one but

it’s that they had people flying

levitating yeah it was just like uh

it was like uh a punk’d type show but

there was a supernatural element so it

involved

ghosts and all sort of things so you

could you could reasonably

include someone levitating is that what

you’re saying

i i was mostly you know asking but um

no great i i can imagine why it maybe

wasn’t such a success where you know i

haven’t heard of it

um yeah i think it was on like sci-fi

or something like that so that that

would also explain that

okay yeah well you know what uh

if it’s all right we’ll just go ahead

and you know speaking of the medical

topic

uh nafta today’s medical topic

hemochromatosis

hemochromatosis is an autosomal

recessive disease of iron absorption no

it’s not

okay no it actually it is so it’s

well again i mean this show is a like

it’s a goof so like i know for the

bit it is but i think it’s probably

important to remember because it seems

like our listeners are getting confused

and thinking the show is supposed to be

taken

seriously so i think it’s important to

remember like sort of as a disclaimer

like no it’s not

okay i i mean i think it’s pretty pretty

important to note

some of these so so in hemochromatosis

for example there’s excessive iron

absorption in the uh in the intestine

that leads to increased accumulation of

iron uh in the forms of

ferritin and hemocytorin in various

organs over many years fibrosis involved

organs occur secondary to hydroxyl free

radicals that are generated by the

excess iron

the primary affected organ yeah but like

no it’s not

like it is as a joke which and it’s

really funny that’s the thing is like

week after week

this is what our listeners come back for

are these kind of jokes like

you know a normal comic has their

their five minutes that they’re trying

to write whereas you have

like 10 minutes every single week of

just joke after

joke this thing causes diabetes

this thing is not good for you this

thing means you have cancer

and like it kills dr london yeah but

like i do think sometimes it’s important

to remind people

it’s all fake it’s a joke

yeah so um you know it is it is one of

those things where

some of it is like i said i bring a

little bit of

levity to some of it but uh you know

it’s funny that you should mention the

diabetes because

because um you know the primary affected

organ is the liver

in hemochromatosis but it can also

affect the pancreas heart

joint skin hypothalamus okay well i

you know uh i get i guess if you

consider this a bit

do you want to let’s workshop it a

little bit

so scare tactics so early diagnosis and

treatment

that was the tracy morgan hosted prank

show

where he used like horror elements

yeah and it was on sci-fi and before

tracy morgan it was hosted by steven

baldwin

wow okay is that is that what you’re

asking

no no i i don’t think i asked anything

at this point

yeah haley’s dad okay

so hemochromatosis is an inherited

disease so you should screen the

patient’s siblings

once the the patient is diagnosed early

diagnosis and treatment

before that does remind me i love that

bieber song

where he’s like shout out to your mom

and dad for making you

hoo-hoo because i think that’s the first

pop song to thank stephen baldwin for

having sex

i’m not are you sure that it’s the first

i see i think so

like at least other ones don’t do it as

explicit

explicitly as saying hey haley baldwin

i want to thank your parents for

for creating you via sex

that it yeah you know i there aren’t

enough songs that

go out of their way to thank people for

well

thanks steven baldwin yeah specifically

stephen baldwin um

so and i’m sorry to go back to this but

in hemochromatosis

early diagnosis and treatment before

development of complications such as

cirrhosis heart disease and diabetes

improves survival

clinically most patients are

asymptomatic at first

findings may include signs of liver

disease fatigue arthritis

impotence or amenorrhea abdominal pain

and cardiac arrhythmias

complications include cirrhosis of the

liver cardiomyopathy diabetes mellitus

due to iron deposition of pancreas

they can have arthritis they can have

hypogonadas hypogonadism leading to

impotence

amenorrhea loss of libido hypothyroidism

and hyperpigmentation of skin

resembling a bronze-like suntan so

and again no it’s not so hemochromatosis

is actually sometimes referred to as

bronze diabetes

because the skin color and also because

of its effect on the pancreas causing

type 2 diabetes mellitus

so it’s uh i don’t know if you see

someone with that skin color

and diabetes then you start to think

maybe it could be

the buildup of iron in the blood

so uh early in the disease course mild

elevations of liver function tests such

as alt and ast may be the only

abnormalities

if you suspect hemochromatosis you

obtain iron studies

if the iron level is elevated with

elevated transferatin saturation and

decreased total iron binding

capacity order a liver biopsy to confirm

the diagnosis

you’ll want to check for hepatic iron

concentration and you also do genetic

testing for chromosomal

abnormalities treatment is odd for

hemochromatosis because this is one of

the few areas of modern medicine

in which a form of bloodletting may be

used

and that’s you know which we this is i

will say this is the one part of the

show that is

extremely serious which is our

discussion of bloodletting

which we have talked about quite a bit i

feel like we haven’t covered it

so much i

i’ve definitely brought it up like five

or six yeah you

you have brought it up i don’t doubt

that it’s just

because i do want to say just because

this whole show is a joke and everything

you’re saying

is a bit i do want to tell our listeners

bloodletting is a very important

medical procedure and you should do it

as frequently as possible

to get the toxins out so that’s that’s

where we have to

you know like i need to stop you there

for a second because it’s

um you know we don’t do it with leeches

anymore

like back in the olden days uh the

modern term

is actually phlebotomy so you know how

if you go to

get your blood taken to test that’s

phlebotomy

uh so but so in hemochromatosis the body

essentially cannot get rid of the excess

iron except

by losing it through the blood for this

reason repeated phlebotomies are the

treatment of choice

and it improves survival dramatically if

initiated early in the disease course

of course in advanced cases liver

transplantation may be considered

and yeah all of that stuff is a joke

that’s a bit

but the stuff about like cutting your

hand and just sort of letting it drip

out

that’s real and you should do that i

think probably once a month

yes maybe maybe our our opinions are

gonna differ

on that on that front but we can move on

from there

if that’s if that’s all right yeah if

you think that’s funnier for the bit to

just move on

yeah that’s great okay yeah we’ll we’ll

do that

all right cameron you said that we have

a guest today is that right

yeah i mean it’s like a joke

okay so you so this whole thing except

for bloodletting

is just a joke to you then yeah and i

really really want to stress

bloodletting is so effective it’s fun

and it’s it works for a broad

series of reasons like it’s not just

oh i’m sick let’s try releasing some

blood from my body it can be oh i’m

bored

oh i’m hungry like there’s so many

different things

yeah okay um and i know what you’re

asking

once i’m not really asking yeah uh

hell hello there to our guest my name is

dr londonsmith.com

this is our producer cameron what was

your name uh i’m talula bellamy and

honestly i can’t believe that uh you

think that my presence is a joke

to you um i’m tempted to leave already

to be honest

oh okay uh sorry sorry um no

i i did not i did not mean that you are

a joke

or you your you being our guest is a

joke

i just meant that everything dr london

says everything he’s ever said

everything about his life is a huge

joke right okay i can relate to that

that’s fine

okay i know some people like that maybe

i’ll stay

and again you don’t have to because this

is all a joke none of this is serious

and dr london is a fraud oh okay

uh yeah i’ve met some doctors like that

in my time yeah that makes sense

so this you know i feel like we’re

starting out on maybe a bad

tone um uh

so uh miss miss bellamy can i call you

miss bellamy oh yes that’s fine

okay uh so miss bellamy what brings you

to the the podcast today

uh well i was wondering about uh the new

film

cruella honestly i heard that there’s

some people trying to uh

re remake it before before emma stone

does but uh

lots of dogs are being stolen lots of

dogs going missing um i was just

wondering if you had any opinions on

that

opinions i i feel like i might have some

well i don’t want to say some

information on it so you have

information on where the dogs are

the ones that maybe that escaped no i

don’t

think that i have a lot of information i

was gonna say that cameron might have

information

yeah i know um no i don’t have

information because i don’t know where

the hell they are yeah i guess

you talk about getting more dogs

acquiring more

was uh i think but so are you stealing

the dogs or

who’s who is doing dog stealing here we

need we need to put a stop to that

so cameron was doing the dog stealing

before

well there’s no stealing going on

the dogs you know it’s sort of like a um

like an earbud situation which we

weirdly have talked about

on this show recently but you know when

he

was uh the kid and then there was the

clown and they were both

trying to get airbud to come to them and

that determined who airbud wanted to

live with

i just do that with a bunch of dogs

i just find neighbors dogs and i just

leave like stray cats yeah they always

come to

me because of the treats and you know

meat and

things that i bring he’s holding out a

steak

yeah and their owners aren’t home yeah

so there’s not even really

another option but they choose to go

with me so it’s not i mean to call it

stealing i don’t know that rubs me the

wrong way

oh well i do apologize

and i i thank you okay

um so these steaks are they covered in

your let blood or are they just in

normal steaks

you’re asking if i do bloodletting on

the dogs and the answer is yes

sometimes you can tell not on the dogs

on the stakes

sometimes you can tell that the dogs are

you know tired or

um maybe too excited or maybe too

sick and that’s when you

bring the blood out and dr london isn’t

that right

out of the dogs or out of yourself or

both okay so do they eat your blood and

they replace the blood they’re losing

with your blood or how does how does

that work

i’m just interesting you see because i

have i have a dog myself i don’t really

worry about

like they eat whatever they want to eat

like i don’t you know i don’t

tell them what they’re supposed to eat

or give them what they’re supposed to

eat or anything like that

is that that’s not entirely true because

you’re you did say that you wanted them

to have a taste for

human blood like

you you called it mutually beneficial to

to you know bleed on them let them taste

human blood

and then you and for yourself you think

that bloodletting is a good practice so

both of those you you thought were like

really good to do

well also and also for for like search

and rescue

like if they’re finding a missing person

they have a

they have a smell suddenly for what a

human smells like

well for what a human blood smells like

yeah well a lot of missing people are

dead so that would make sense that maybe

maybe they’ll find them or a lot of

missing people might be

sort of sick or they’re not feeling well

and so they’re practicing they’re

listening to this podcast

and they’re finally practicing

bloodletting as well and now they’re

feeling better

and the dogs can find them but they can

come back can dogs sniff out other dogs

so all these missing dogs can the

remaining dogs find the missing dogs is

that is that how that works as well

not my dogs i they’re not doing a whole

lot

these days i would be really surprised

if they had the energy

to to sniff out another dog

okay yeah they when you said they they

ran away

they were like like crawling is

i think the word for it right oh you

hobbled

i think maybe is the medical term

hobbled

hobbled away for help screaming in agony

absolutely distraught

just how a dog should be yeah well and

the only reason cameron couldn’t catch

them is because

he was weakened himself from all the

bloodletting so he

oh yeah you know he watched them and

like kind of tried to call for help or

call them back but

um you know obviously i couldn’t muster

the strength for that

so so as opposed to today’s topic

which is too much iron do you think they

were all lacking in iron are they all

anemic now is that is that what the

um the diagnosis is ah

yeah uh yeah they certainly would become

anemic from the blood loss i

they’d they’d be losing so much blood

that uh they’d be

in need of iron they’d be in need of a

lot of nutrients uh whenever you lose

that much blood

which cameron did you he always referred

to it as

a good steady stream that they had to

have

uh and if they didn’t then he would

be like okay fine i’ll fix it i’ll fix

it uh

well it’s like it’s like when um you

don’t want your

your pipes to freeze and you leave a

faucet dripping they used to say oh you

just keep it dripping but now they say

to keep like an actual stream

uh yes to prevent to prevent pipes

freezing like to just keep

like an actual consistent water stream

going just a little bit

so if you let blood flow consistently

that helps your heart work because it

means it

knows that it has to be working because

it has to keep pushing out this stream

not just a drip

yeah and it’ll never freeze never freeze

that’s that’s incredible

yeah see although i i would go ahead and

say you know

i i can’t endorse these the physiology

or the

you know the medical aspects of what’s

being said here this this part

and why do you have to say that

uh you know people really trust me as a

physician

they you know that if i

if i endorse whatever you say cameron

then it could

um influence some people’s practices

these things though that you feel like

you have to say

are they really about other people

or dr london are they really about you

well yeah to some extent it’s to

preserve my own reputation

i to say okay it is also about me and

that

i you know i was pretty emphatic i won’t

take part in the bloodletting

that’s that’s not my thing uh i don’t

think that it’s a good practice but not

even a sterile

ceremonial bloodletting like for the for

the goats and the

and the gods in the volcanoes not even

one of those

um yeah not even for the harvest dr

london

and so so i know people have been really

getting onto me about you know

i say that i’m woke but i haven’t been

very culturally sensitive to these

groups

that you know i i won’t even go out for

one little ceremony in the night

that i won’t go into the woods and i

won’t cut my hand or my arms or whatever

yeah it’s not dr london it sounds like

you’re not spilling

any blood for the grain harvest is that

why it’s a bad harvest

how are we supposed to survive yeah and

so you’re a doctor

you should know better you’re a doctor

just as a as just as a bit

like i know it’s a joke that you’re a

doctor but like

commit man yeah so i just

um like i said so i’ve gotten so much

criticism over this that i won’t

uh you know cut myself and i won’t cut

open an

animal for for the ritual sacrifices i

i’ve gotten

uh people people have been all over

twitter and everything saying like you

you get you best get to cutting boy and

all that and it’s um

like i i’m i’m it’s one of those things

where like i’m trying to understand

and i i think it’s just going to take

some time for me to bridge some of these

cultural gaps

and i’ll admit that you know to some

extent all of that is on me

you know that’s me being close-minded uh

yeah i hope these farmers who have a

weak harvest i hope they appreciate that

it’s gonna take you some time to figure

your stuff out

yes i’m sure they love that yeah

it’s just one of these things where i

can’t you know

uh it’s a level of understanding that

you can’t really force

but um in any case uh

i’m sorry we’ve been going on like this

miss bellamy what

are did you say that you’re you’re an

investigator

for these dogs is that yes yes and just

just uh on the side note may you be

cursed with a gluten-free bread for the

rest of your life if you’re not helping

with the harvest

gluten-free bread gluten-free pasta

you’re not allowed to benefit from the

harvest until

until you partake in the ritual okay

well you know there are a growing number

of gluten-free options out there so i’m

not

they’re all bad i’ve tried all of them

they’re all bad

yeah they’re terrible okay i’m

okay i’m sorry i’m sorry to hear that

but um you know

miss bellamy i just since you’re a guest

on the show i do want to figure out like

so you’re are you a private investigator

are you like a detective with a

the you know are you an officer of the

law

what what’s your capacity in these i’m

i’m above the above the law

definitely above the law um i wouldn’t

wouldn’t wouldn’t say

officer of the law that uh that would be

diminishing my post

um i would go somewhere around

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private investigators probably the most

accurate yeah we’ll go with that one

you’re not the vigilante no no no

okay because we have i mean there have

been reports of a vigilante

um that you know maybe

has been displeased with some of the the

actions regarding

both dogs and ritual sacrifices in the

area and

i just want to make sure you know clear

the air you weren’t that

that that i do know that person um

i i do agree with them um my

ethics would say yes they’re right um

there are some things that need clearing

up in this world and apparently uh

people that don’t believe in the harvest

sacrifices are one of them at the moment

uh it’s rife

apparently especially amongst doctors

who knew you thought they’d know better

okay so okay i just wanted to make sure

on this um

so you are you are in fact since your

private investigator

or that’s the closest thing that to what

you are have you been hired by someone

or is this

and something you’ve undertaken on your

own this

this is a personal vendetta when the

dogs are involved it’s personal okay

so if i s so i i get that that’s

personal

what do you do for a living um outside

of that so it sounds like it’s more of a

hobby for you

yeah i mean do you have or do you make

some sort of an income

looking for dogs what do you normally do

what do i normally do okay so normally

i’ll wake up in the morning i’ll brush

my teeth i’ll make a cup of tea

maybe have some toast not not the

gluten-free type though um

that’s that’s how i’d start my day um

maybe

maybe cast a few spells on the locals um

that’s

that’s pretty much what i do to see

who’s see who’s being

see who’s being bad see who’s being good

other than that

no i don’t really have a need for a job

and does that bring in a source of

income

oh i don’t need a source of income i

don’t know if you heard me i cast spells

yeah no i i’m sorry cameron sees a lot

of these things as normal so so but i

definitely did notice the spell casting

i just didn’t know if like

spell casting covers rent is is sort of

what i’m getting in

or more see i i build my own house um so

i don’t need to

don’t need to pay anyone i i i’m like i

said i’m above i’m above the law i don’t

i don’t owe anyone

anything i do what i do for my own when

you’re saying above the law

you don’t mean like even written law

you’re talking about laws of physics

laws of humanity you’re you’re sort of

on a different way oh yeah was that

was that no no that is on me i apologize

yeah and completely above all laws so it

sounds like

you know and i you know i kind of gave

myself away already but um it sounds

like

you are one of the people groups that

that i’ve been offending with my

closed-minded ways

uh perhaps perhaps a little it might be

why i’m here yes you know these are all

these new cultural trends that i haven’t

kept up with

and this is not a new cultural trend

i can guarantee yeah this is this is one

of the oldest

cultural trends that we’ve ever had all

these cultural trends of course

okay yeah then once again so i’m i sound

so backwards

you think you thought this was a tick

tock thing yeah is it not

what is a tick tock sorry a tick a tick

tock this is

like a clock is this the yeah

so so yeah whenever a clock so yeah

cameron’s referring to whenever

um i’ve been uh

i had a clock that would make the tick

tock sound and then my clock stopped and

so

for me my perception of time has changed

oh yes time time is difficult clocks are

like

huge right now yeah like they’re not

super huge really with millennials but

with gen z they just

love these tick tocks and so i’ve got to

assume they’re just staring at these

clocks and they’re collecting all these

different types of clocks and watches

they must be what else could it possibly

mean

i don’t really get it because that’s not

like my generation

but like i think it’s cool you know okay

okay maybe i’ll maybe i shall uh take a

look at my clock and uh

see if i can understand the trend oh i

mean i don’t know

no i i look at the thing it looks like

just gibberish to me i have no idea

what’s going on but uh

you know apparently yeah it’s uh i’ve

heard the time’s supposed to be

linear and like i know how to use a dial

that’s not hard the little

just sun casts a shadow a certain way

like that’s not hard

but if if you have to just have this

thing that

the tick tocks like all the kids are

doing i don’t know i i get lost

and um uh it’s

like i said i’m i’m kind of a generation

out i feel like i feel like i’m i’m not

keeping up with modern culture

uh and once again it’s it comes back to

i i’m not doing tick tocks i’m not

looking at clocks i’m not going out in

the woods i’m not

um you know it’s uh stabbing anyone

yeah okay okay stop talking okay stop

okay tallulah yes so what what what

so you’re here for a couple different

reasons you’re here

to investigate these dog nappies oh of

course yes who knows

who did those because you’re not talking

about me

because like i said i did not steal any

dogs dogs

dogs came to you that’s absolutely fine

that’s completely different thing yes

yes

so it’s definitely not going to be

related to your dog napping interview

um and you’re also here to what like

protest dr london or or take him down

or less protest more

verbally maim um and just make sure he

knows that

he is uh he is being watched uh

this isn’t this is not the the final

straw he has another chance

um but uh the council have decided that

he should be warned

uh because not everyone is as uh as

understanding as myself

um i’ve been around a long time you see

so i’ve seen people like this and they

do come around eventually um a few

few hexes few curses they usually

understand what uh what is expected of

them i quite like

uh western medicine um having seen the

the birth of it

um penicillin that was that one was that

was quite interesting to watch

um but yes i i agree with western

medicine i just don’t think everything

else should be forgotten uh on top of it

okay and see you know like this is

this is one thing that i don’t know if i

super agree with everyone

always talks about the the greatness of

western medicine but like why are we

trying to base our

medicine around what cowboys used to do

that is true

they’re all gone they died and so it’s

like

this obsession with like western

like cowboys and you know riding horses

and wrestling and

you know rooted tooting am i right

rooting tooting

yeah both rooting and tuning it’s just

like

why are we obsessing over this western

medicine

you know do you want to you know pull in

a little bit i

because that’s that that of course is

western medicine but that’s

wild western medicine and i feel like

that’s a distinction that needs to be

made here

there’s modern western medicine and

there’s wild mustard medicine

and there’s a lot of spillover in each

direction you know like

your your modern western medicine will

of course also have

the uh the 10 gallon hats that that’s

part of the standard doctor’s uniform uh

yeah you’re gonna have some of these

things the horses that you see walking

through the hospitals

that’s part of it but there’s

also things that we’ve done away with

like we don’t we don’t keep as many

open fires as we used to

oh that’s a shame yeah i like an open

fire i do like an open fire i also like

the the spurs on the boots do you still

wear those

uh the boots yes yeah uh this is with

the spurs

they’re good for they’re kicking people

in the ankles that’s one way to bloodlet

with your spurs that’s wonderful

yeah we um i mean the we’ve actually

done

there no one really wears cowboy boots

but everyone wears spurs whether it’s on

you know their

their tennis shoes or their uh trainers

whatever

um they’re gonna be wearing spurs for

sure but

not necessarily and do you use them for

bloodletting

uh i so so normally that’s more like the

nurse’s job

or you know medical assistant

i don’t i don’t use the spurs for me the

spurs are

if i’m being honest they’re a little bit

ornamental or for surgery

okay that’s fair do you use your feet

yes yes use your feet for

uh for very delicate brain surgery your

ankles

or do you take the spurs honestly this

is we’re talking so

specialized now like this it very much

depends on the doctor and the specialty

uh okay to give a definitive i can’t

really give a definitive answer because

it’s

it varies so widely depending on which

hospital or clinic you’re at just like

the

you know or like how much free how much

time you have

because i’m sure if you’re trying to

like get the surgery done quicker

because you’ve got

concert tickets or whatever you’re

probably going to be using different

tools

yeah if i’m just like what do i have on

me

then sure i might just reach for my shoe

uh

but that but of course you know if you

can take your time

you know it’s like the difference

between using uh you know

giving sutures versus stapling it’s it’s

a matter of

time and demand and what you have on you

so

yeah it’s really you know cameron you’re

so down on me teaching

real medicine here a lot of times but

this is the first time you’ve really

seemed interested i think

the whole wild west culture blending

with modern western medicine

um you know it’s really bringing things

together it’s very westworld

yes yeah the world of the west

it’s very westworld and also

again now that we are sort of

breaking the fourth wall and

acknowledging that everything you say is

a joke

and you’re not a real doctor and you’re

not serious ever

like i think that’s given me a lot of

freedom

so now i can sort of pretend to be

interested in medicine because i know

it’s all

fake and it’s all a joke and you

shouldn’t get vaccinated okay

that part i don’t really agree with so

much but um

i have been agreeing with you cameron

but up until now but no absolutely

vaccinations are incredibly important

i’ve seen the rise and fall of them um

i saw the first one happen it was it was

uh

quite the revelation um and i’ve seen

lots happen

um today uh in fact i went and saw saw

some people get vaccinated today it’s

very interesting

um i just like people being stabbed in

the arm i think but uh yes but very very

very very fascinating and if it helps

them live longer so they can be stabbed

some more in the future

go for it absolutely

i am very pro-stabbing

i do want to say and i’m very pro

injecting things into your body

yeah yeah but for you it’s it’s a matter

of um

brand names one it’s not giving into

trends

yeah which um like don’t do it just

because like everyone’s doing it

okay i see what you want to be if if you

if you got a vaccine you’d want to be

the first in line and then

kind of be exclusive in that way i

either want

to get a vaccine before anyone else has

heard of it

or 20 years after yeah yeah

i guess i guess that’s a methodology i

you know um this is all this is all

critical and important but

uh i feel like we’re coming to that

point where

we gotta focus on some chores today

you don’t have magic to do them for you

where where you are you you you have to

actually physically do the chores

yourself

yeah where yeah well it definitely

depends on the chore

and the location you’re right i have to

imagine that

i mean our so our chore wheel has like

200

000 entries okay so just just a small

amount then

i have to assume a few of these could be

done with magic for sure oh everything

can be if you know what you’re doing

i i mean you can you can look at the

list on on the chore wheel

one of them is learn to practice magic

oh i can help with that

yes yes yes that’d be good yeah i i

i am so hoping that it lands on that

that would be wonderful because

today would be such a like you’re the

perfect guest for

helping us to do that but um we well we

also have play one-on-one with magic

johnson

yeah which yeah and i guess that would

also be fun with with miss bellamy

so i’m uh it just depends on what it

lands on this is

sort of how we’ve organized our chores

uh right now

you know outside the the lawn we’re

supposed to mow the lawn

but it’s a chore so we put on the chore

wheel and now the lawn is

uh has been declared a rain forest and

we’re not

even allowed to because because the

chore wheel has not landed on mow the

lawn yet

well one less chore for you to do it can

it can be taken off if it’s been

declared a rainforest then you don’t

need to

mow the lawn anymore yeah then i think

it’s protected actually oh yeah so

actually absolutely

illegal for us to mow it yeah yeah so

actually i guess

maybe that’s how you should deal with

all of them just wait

just wait until you’re no longer allowed

to do these things

that’s that’s how the modern world works

right being lazy procrastinating

yeah you’re just putting it off yeah

leave it till tomorrow uh

and well it’s it’s weekly we don’t do

the chores tomorrow we we do it every

time

for the podcast really so you only do

jobs for the podcast you don’t do any

housework and

no no enchanted broom no washing up you

have to wait we do

housework when it lands on the house

work when it lands on it so

yeah we unfortunately like you can see

over to our right

the giant stack of dishes i did notice

that

yes you can see on top of that there is

a giant stack of garbage

and then on top of that there is another

stack of dishes

that is because take out the garbage and

do the dishes we’ve never

landed on that unfortunately on the

chore wheel

i did i did notice that i was i was

tempted to start

just uh doing that in the background but

i thought it might distract from the

recording and it would

well it would and it wouldn’t be fair to

everything

else on the chore so

you know it’s you know we sort of made

this deal with

uh i don’t know ourselves i guess

with all of your chores do the are the

chores aware that they’re on a wheel

i i i would i would this well this is

one of those things where culturally i’m

just not sure if we’re gonna be on the

same page because i don’t

um i don’t speak to chores directly

and maybe that’s a fault of mine uh

maybe that’s why you have so many backed

up

they they don’t know how to relate to

you they don’t know how to get get in

touch they don’t know how to go hey can

we can we do this ourselves

because i tell you if you ask the dishes

they’ll wash themselves wow

and this does sound like we i feel like

our culture is so

backwards compared to yours at least in

these areas

because it sounds like you’re right on

the money um are you

like a psychiatrist on top of your other

jobs which are

searching for dog nappers and

complaining

i mean now i’ve been alive so long that

i’ve i’ve

i’ve trained in every single field

imaginable which means yes i could i

could put the psych

psychiatrist hat on if if i so choose

also a doctor i just said i don’t preach

it like other people wow

that’s amazing gotcha okay well

um well you can probably just use like

magic on people to

fix their oh yes it’s well it’s much

easier mental illnesses are more

difficult i mean

anything involving the brain that’s much

harder you’d often have to do some

bloodletting

and everything else as well um but uh

physical ailments

ah fix those straight away they’re

they’re really easy to fix

well miss um miss bellamy would you mind

giving the chore wheel a spin for us

i don’t know if you need to physically

but if you could just

okay you just wave yeah yeah i don’t

need to

oh well that’s the fastest ever gone

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oh not this one uh

okay um yes so of course i mean for our

listeners you

probably can hear how unhappy we are

because we really for one thing we

really wanted to do the dishes

uh or we’re learning to practice magic

whatever but no

today we have to clean up the budget

okay ah the budget what what is your

budget for

uh for the podcast well for the pod

well it’s really for the umbrella

company

jock dock llc yes um

that includes the podcast it includes

our various charities

um it includes our sneaker company yeah

does

are my uh my wages included in this not

that i need the money of as i’ve said

but

my my wages my my pay do i do i take a

take a small part of the budget up oh is

is this is this your job

i i have many jobs um i don’t need the

money i just feel like um

after i mean berating my culture and uh

maybe not changing as much as i’d have

hoped over the last hour that uh maybe i

could take some

payment maybe a goat uh maybe uh

maybe a pet hamster reparations

in the form of a goat okay it doesn’t

have to be a goat

you’re not on payroll right now though

right because i i’m gonna be honest

there are some people on our payroll

that i don’t know who they are do you

know some of these people dr linda this

is part of balancing the budget i guess

so um

uh we have clarence uh as listed here

and i know i feel like i know a clarence

i like i feel like i know the name um

i know the clarence he’s great he has a

crystal ball

he likes to look at it okay maybe it’s

him

maybe maybe maybe he’s helping

okay um so it’s because it says you know

he he makes

uh 300 grand a year from the podcast or

from from the jock

llc and i’m wondering

i feel like i don’t see him around

enough

if i do see him you know like is he

putting in

however much he’s supposed to put in for

this who who are we talking about

parents

oh yeah i like it who is he

and that’s another thing i don’t know

what his job is or what he does

or you know yeah i can’t like i can’t

even really

picture him yeah i know who he is but

it’s sort of like in a dream

he has a he wears a hat right is it a 10

gallon hat

or he does he sell hats so it’s one of

those things so

for 300 grand a year i’m thinking maybe

we will

at least you know make a note of that to

possibly check up on him

because that’s that sounds logical yes i

i think we could probably

cut his paycheck in half give half of

that

here to tallulah oh that sounds

wonderful

that’s a lot of goats and then the the

other half

the other half can go into the soda

budget

okay yeah okay this this brings us up

the next thing the soda budget

so um whenever you’ve

you keep insisting on making the

the one drink where you you mix all the

sodas together and that’s the only

suicide you’ll only have suicides uh

that’s the only kind of soda you like is

what you say

so um that’s that’s increased the budget

quite a bit like

so much of the budget has to go towards

that because sometimes you only want to

sip

but to do it we have to open up so many

pour them all in the same container

you have your sip you throw it away well

and i insist on buying only two liters

yeah that’s right so it’s not it’s not

like cans you’re

i’m i’m opening a huge two liter

pouring a tiny bit out and then it goes

flat

pretty quickly so we just have to dump

it yeah

have you got any of that with you now do

you have a glass of

glass of suicide with you oh yeah do you

want to sip

i feel like i feel like i could help

yeah no i no i don’t really

drink that stuff i feel like i could

help you you’ll help your problem

no you don’t he doesn’t share if that’s

what you’re asking

if you were gonna say yes i was gonna

say no oh no i don’t i don’t want to

drink i just want to help you if you

don’t if you don’t mind because maybe

then uh dr london could help my

community with your soda problem

yeah yeah yeah wonderful okay so

pass it here okay um

bite hang on two seconds

one mississippi okay i’m done i didn’t

need all that time

uh there you go it’s back uh that will

never go flat now

never flat always bubbly wow

may i clean up your budget that just

applies to this

this one glass oh no no no don’t be so

silly everything that looks like that

every time you make it in that glass

it’ll be in that glass now

as long as it’s in that glass

well i mean oh this is that’s that’s not

good news really because cameron does

he smashes the glass every time there’s

a whole thing too

it’s it’s one of these things where um

well jewish weddings of course yes i

mean you could you could try and save

that glass

in particular i mean i did just enchant

it for you

it would be nice if you didn’t smash it

straight away could you do a magic spell

where i can smash it and then maybe when

i go to sleep it

it sort of like puts itself back

together and i wake up and it’s

fine again ah that would that would cost

you a little bit a little bit more um i

would require

at least cameron

cameron you’re being spoken to we can’t

afford this

but we can’t we can’t afford the money

that you’re saving on the soda

i could could i could i uh yeah we can

we can

think about we can um like move some of

the soda budget over the next five

years which is going to be in the

hundreds of thousands of

what the way that this works

is there i’m sorry uh miss bellamy would

you mind if we just sidebar first

if we just take a moment to discuss this

oh go ahead go ahead

uh yeah so cameron look

and i i don’t want to be to sound

prejudice against anyone but

i feel like it’s one of those things

where there’s going to be some little

catch every time there’s going to be you

know just another glass

that has to be you know rebuilding

itself

and all these little conditional things

and eventually it’s going to cost us the

whole budget

and look i don’t know how clarence got

his portion of the budget but i’m

betting it was something similar

okay so but why why are you

so angry and what like why are we nickel

and diming over

soda we’re spending we’re spending 500

000 on a fishmonger that you insist on

having

well yeah i need that why

why do you need a man who sells you

fresh fish

have you well go to the store

i’ve had rotten fish before no you know

it’s not the same at the store

but you i mean he like i don’t know

why do you have to pay for his room and

board like because he lives above my

house well i don’t know what

like i want fresh fish i

yes i admit that some of my lifestyle is

you know i’m a doctor

you know like this is just part of how i

live you won’t even tell me how much we

pay the sommelier

well why would no it’s he won’t let me

uh know about that that’s that’s his

thing

uh anyway sorry i just wanna

i just wanted to clarify and just say

like let’s not let’s not give

ground on this we can you’ll have to

just

hold onto that cup for as long as you

can

all right sorry miss bellamy we we had

to take a second there to discuss the um

the the the race track

and uh the racetrack yes yes yes uh i

know you’re lying to me i heard it all

you know i’m magic right i heard the

entire thing i’d just like to point out

that it’s entirely your fault that

there’s an extra caveat to this because

you’re the ones that smash the glass

if you didn’t smash the glass i gave you

a foolproof option

no no strings attached not my fault you

smashed the glass

then need that fixing too

height you know i it’s one of these

things where i

maybe i just have this matching my name

again

okay i think um so we have one more

thing on the budget

that we need to uh to address so soda

the sommelier of fishmonger

and uh what’s the other thing on the

budget clearance

clarence yes uh one more thing so this

is

the five thing budget yeah so the last

one is the um

the ball and stick budget so this is uh

i don’t know if we can trim this down at

all because i know sporting events have

been

kind of uh decreased over

the last year or so um you know the

audiences haven’t been there so it’s

it hasn’t been able to generate as much

revenue but we have our

ball and stick competitions uh we have

our teams

we have this whole league that we’ve

formed

where you know little kids will go

around and

hit a stick or hit a ball with a stick

and it’s been it’s been very competitive

and i feel like we’ve done before

before you know sporting events were

kind of shut down i think it was doing

well so

i know six million dollars

seems like kind of a lot at the moment

to be throwing into this but

we were making back double that before

right

i mean it depends on like what you mean

by making back we were

bringing in a lot but we were having to

pay the players

so much after the union yeah and

it’s it’s weird because it’s one of

those things where you obviously don’t

want to

exploit children who are doing the work

for you but at the same time

yeah so that’s why it’s like some of

them like we had to pay that one kid

you know who was i mean he’s awesome at

it but we did have to pay him like 300

million dollars over a five-year

contract yeah

uh yeah we did go over budget with that

one

so i’m but but it’s one of those things

where like i know that the investment’s

gonna pay off

like you know like it can only get

better

well maybe okay but maybe while covet is

going on

we don’t have to buy so many

expensive sticks i’d

i can we just can we like why do we

i’ve never understood why we have to

destroy and then replace the expensive

sticks every single week

but why haven’t we stopped our weekly

order since we haven’t been playing in

over a year now

uh because you don’t because they they

won’t be as fresh i

but um yeah and the way you sniff them

is

so cool

thank you yeah i love it yeah that well

it’s it’s a practice that i learned from

from my the the hired fish monger um

just how to properly sniff but

okay so so i guess that is an area where

i could compromise

let’s say we only buy the new sticks

every

two and a half weeks

yeah i mean yeah that will cut down our

that’ll cut down the budget by half

yeah okay okay so we’ll we’ll do that

and then uh and then that means we can

we can take a third of that

straight to tallulah yes that’d be

wonderful i have a question about this

league

and this this league that you’ve formed

um is it a league that does things

uh for good uh i’m just wondering is is

it in fact a justice league

or is it just a just just a league just

just some friends or is it

or is it or is it just a a league of

extraordinary gentlemen

yes yes uh or um um

a league for superheroes

league for their own yeah okay and once

again we do get those questions all the

time

uh so this is a sporting events league

so so a league of their own then yes yes

in that sense

in the sense that there are not other

ball and stick

you know conglomerate is it a league if

there is only one

if there’s only one one team that’s

that’s what i would like to know

well yeah so so the one team uh

has been winning is is really every

yeah they’ve won every year so i think

currently they’re the most valuable

franchise in sport yes but people keep

better wow that’s

impressive so uh

like i think it’s like manchester united

new york yankees

and then our team the stick and balls

the stick and balls

nice i like i like the names very

creative yeah named after the sport

um of course of course yeah it’s just

one of those things that really

um it’s it’s been surprising because

once again it’s only the one team that

plays

and but the bets keep rolling in people

keep betting against them winning

so people keep betting well in the cons

like we make so much off of concessions

alone oh yeah

and they’re so expensive and they taste

like terrible

i’ve awful yeah um

but this is you know that’s just being

part of the industry

of uh you know the sports and everything

it’s just how it is

uh yeah like i can’t say i know much

about the the sports industry um

i know that usually the red team plays

the blue team um and usually red or blue

win

but uh other than that that’s that’s all

i know so if there’s only one team

what are they the red team or are they

the blue team or are they

are they the purple team let’s see oh

well that does bring us to another part

of that budget is of course the

the colors the jerseys um uh

so far it’s been a uh sort of an

off-white has been the color so

off-white

yeah why uh well it’s to help identify

them

against the the other teams or but we

know there are no other

teams there are no other teams and uh

but but whenever you’re looking at the

field it’s really easy to point out

you’re thinking

uh you know which team it’s of it’s not

a red or blue team it is the the

eggshell off-white team

so ah well and also there’s the double

benefit in that many of our players

originate from the arctic and so it

protects them from predators that

they’re able to sort of

blend in with the environment oh so do

you play do you play this

on in the snow as well is this a game

played

in in a white background oh god please

no no

absolutely not never never um never in

the snow

no we play it i mean most of the games

take place

in south america okay it’s just because

you said that they were blending into

the background i mean if they’re wearing

white then

oh no that’s where they that’s where

they

live like that’s where they’re truly so

after the game

after the game they go home to their

homes

oh they don’t change their clothes they

are they are always wearing their

eggshell off-white

off-white uniforms yeah well it’s their

only yes that is part of the that’s part

of the car that’s the only clothes

that’s a sponsorship thing like we i

would love if the players were able to

you know change their clothes

wash their ever have new you know

mcdonald’s needs their logo shown

you know and that that’s not just on tv

like

their their their families and their

children and stuff they need to be able

to see

these various logos

they need to be able to see like oh the

big bang theory is on tbs like that

needs to be on

their clothing but is it also in white

so they still blend in yeah it’s just

white on white so that way it still

blends in

with the environment did these did these

uniforms start out as brilliant white

and then have gradually faded to

egg egg eggshell white uh what if

they’ve not been able to wash i’m just

concerned that perhaps uh eventually

they’ll turn out gray

and that’s like that’s not what you want

they are i guess

i mean it’s it’s really been it’s never

been fully white it’s it’s been mostly

an off-white and then slowly getting

yeah i guess a little bit more gray but

who’s who’s noticing this stuff you know

especially

you know in these times the big focus

has been really on just

let them play the game you know it’s

it’s fashionable

and also like with with global warming

and everything oh yeah

the arctic isn’t even going to be around

that much longer

and so i them transitioning to maybe a

gray

a smoggy gray city that makes sense

exactly like you have to imagine there’s

gonna be a lot more

fires like there’ve been in california

and australia

that’s probably gonna be most of the

world pretty soon

and so again they’ll be able to blend in

just real easily and sort of our smoky

future

it sounds sounds good to me so it really

i feel like we just

we’re about finished then we’ve

eliminated at least three million

dollars just by cutting the yeah

the sticks the stick and ball budget

yeah do we want to give the fishmonger a

raise because he has been with us for a

few years now

uh just a cost of living phrase you know

yeah no no we should adjust for

inflation and all that

um okay so let’s give him two point five

million

yeah yeah just that’s still we still end

up saving

half a million dollars that’s huge oh

yeah which is

great because i um yeah i’ve got it i’ve

got a hair guy that i want to

bring in and so maybe that’ll cover that

okay

so um thank you so much to

uh tallulah bellamy for being on the

show today yeah you’re very welcome i

hope my

warning uh you take heed of my warning

and uh i don’t have to be back with

another hex i hope you enjoy your glass

cameron um

try not to smash it straight away

otherwise again i’ll be back

and i’d need paying more next time so

yes and i hope we find those dogs that’s

uh that’s one one thing that we didn’t

really we didn’t really get to um if

anyone

has any information about the missing

dogs i believe there’s 101 of them

um get in touch that would be that would

be wonderful and

i’m sure i’m sure we can help together

we can find these dogs

great um and is there any way uh miss

bellamy for

for listeners to keep up with you after

this

uh yes so uh i can be uh found well

my my human counterpart as it were um

can be found at uh

on the best film ever pod um so podcast

we talk about films

um uh and you can find me there we can

also do

a disney themed one which i like the

magic i like to pick holes in the magic

of course

um called talking the mickey which is a

fun pun over here because

you take the mickey oh we talk the

mickey it’s great

okay and uh yeah it sounds great so so

best ever is the best ever film pod was

it

best film ever pod on twitter that’s

where we are

okay all right so you can go follow up

with that

um so anyway thank you once again to

lula bellamy

uh thank you to our producer cameron

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