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dr londonsmith.com i’d like to begin

by apologizing to our listeners we’ve

received some

feedback about the excessive amount of

technical medical terms that i’ve been

using

such as apolipoprotein e epsilon 4

allele and april fools so i’ll try to

temper my terminology to a simpler one

in the future

here to help with that is our producer

cameron hey

dr london uh i’ve you kind of

you kind of seemed down today like

what’s going on i mean it’s

we’re like spring just started things

are

everyone else is chipper everyone else

is happy and like

the sun’s out you know the penguins have

gone back to their caves

yeah all the snow has turned back into

fog and

but you just kind of seem a little a

little down

you okay buddy yeah so

i mean you know uh you know when the

snow does turn back into fog

that’s you know for a lot of people that

is the season of new growth and

everything for me

um i’m just i’m just so scared of

the the pranks that are gonna come on

soon it’s

oh because of april fool’s day

well i don’t let’s not say it okay um

but yeah it’s

afd it’s yeah

yeah so yeah afd comes along once a year

and it’s just you know for me my family

it’s

it’s a difficult time we you know we’ve

all been

because you guys are suckers

yes well we we’re

we live life and naive

very trusting yes

yeah i guess we’re we’re honest people

would be another way if someone offers

you

a peanut and it’s clearly a fake can

that a snake is gonna pop out of yeah

one peanut

and it like it just looks you’ve never

seen a a

peanut can look like this at all you

immediately go yeah

and you raise your hand out here’s

here’s the thing i don’t buy

canned like i don’t buy peanuts in a can

it’s you know i’m i’m not stupid i’m

gonna save money i’m gonna buy in bulk i

get a barrel

every time so if someone hands me a can

i’ve only ever seen

the i guess the mean kind and so that’s

what i

it’s my understanding that’s how they

all look right but here’s the thing

even though this has happened before and

even though we’re talking about it right

now

you are going to fall for it again

well if i’m hungry and i’m usually

i’m always snacking a little bit

uh but i don’t think that’s mark against

me

there are two kinds of people in this

world and you know we’ve got prankers

and we’ve got prankees and you come from

a long lineage of prankees

the people who pranks are thrust upon

whereas me and my family april fool’s

day is a little more

sorry afd is a little more fun for us

because we are more of the uh

alpha types the the aggressors

the prankers yeah um

which and i know that your family’s

proud of that that’s part of your

culture and so that’s

you know in that regard like i i can’t i

can’t be down on you for it because i

understand like that’s

um there was no other way to grow up for

you

and that’s our family our family emblem

is a guy shoving a guy from your

family’s

face into a pile of like pig

excrement sort of mud just like the mud

area yeah

i mean but the way that our family tells

it it was it was definitely

excrement it wasn’t it was not mud it

was uh

it’s all mixed in together you know what

i mean like it’s the dirt it’s the food

it’s it’s vomit it’s everything pee i

guess

i guess you know whenever your family

tells it it’s maybe more innocent

whereas with ours

you know we’re just well aware of of how

traumatizing that was

and i yeah you know our families are

essentially hatfield

like the hatfield versus mccoys but for

pranking yeah it’s just like a

centuries-long

feud yeah and i guess to call it a feud

seems really kind to your family because

it’s just your family you know being

mean to mine

is what it is you guys have it coming by

again

opening that can of peanuts every single

time

yeah well and to clarify once again it’s

usually like at best it’s one peanut

like whenever i open it there’s only

maybe gonna be one peanut in there

that’s real

and that’s what’s frustrating it’s

always a snake that’s gonna pop out

yeah but like well i guess

yeah i’ve come to think has it ever been

even one peanut

i you know what let’s move on from this

because this is actually you know for my

family

you know for me and my father and his

father before him

yeah i don’t want to be insensitive at

all it’s just

it’s just you know you most holidays

everyone kinda is on the same page about

it

my family’s on the same page about this

this it’s like a time of mourning for

your family but a time of celebration

for my family and so it’s a little

awkward yeah

yeah and so kind of kind of insensitive

feed even ask

why why i’m down today okay we’ll so now

it’s out there

well it’s like i’ve put you know like

i’ve put a

straw in the back of your socks

just earlier today that i’m sort of

funneling

potato salad into and so it’s slowly

filling up your shoes but slow enough

where you don’t even notice sort of like

the

like a frog being boiled you know yeah

like yeah i don’t boil frogs that much

either and it’s like i

did that because i thought it was sort

of honoring the day

but now i’m being told that because

times are changed and things are so

sensitive these days that i might be

kind of hurting you

yeah yeah so um so that’s our producer

and that bums that’s a piece of cameron

um also with us is DJ DYLAN IN DA HOUSE

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because times are changed and things are

so sensitive these days

because times are changed and things are

so sensitive these days

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things are so sensitive things are so

sensitive

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things are so sensitive things are so

sensitive

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these days

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things are so sensitive these days

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and uh cameron tells me that we can

expect a special guest today as well

did i tell you that i i could have maybe

it was another prank i

i can’t tell that this time of year i

can never tell

anything just you can’t tell

i don’t just because of the prank stuff

you can’t tell like what time of day it

is or like

whether or not you’re hungry or like

it’s hard to keep track like i can tell

i’m hungry because

no peanuts but oh right yeah anyway

before we move on i would like to

address a bit of

listener feedback i found this note

stapled to

the small cask of whiskey that was

attached to the neck of a dog that

showed up when

i had been stuck in an avalanche cabin

for a few days

uh the note reads quote i’m available pm

me i’m 75 and ready to get back out

there

after henry finally croaked end quote

so first of all um thank you to this

listener for reaching out

uh with this question on the jockheart

podcast i mean i guess

it’s not so much of a question is um a

statement of intent i guess

yeah uh so i get i guess

thank you um i’m not sure that i’m

interested but i’m also

you know i don’t want to be using ageism

here

as an excuse you usually go for people a

little older

yeah okay uh well in case to this

listener thank you for listening

um now for today’s medical topic

pseudomembranous colitis

whoa that’s so weird

okay i’m writing a script

about that about pseudomembranous

colitis

yes okay that’s so strange this is

perfect for both yeah this is great

research for you

okay so pseudomembranous colitis also uh

referred to as

antibiotic associated colitis is one of

the most common hospital acquired

infections

and is an increasingly frequent cause of

morbidity mortality among older adult

hospitalized patients

so basically a patient will have

recently been given

broad spectrum antibiotics and this

antibiotic treatment

kills the organisms in the patient’s gut

that normally inhibit the growth

of this one bacteria called um

clusteridioides

difficile it’s formerly known as

clostridium difficile

so this leaves okay antibiotic

associated prophygus turns

to the antibiotic treatment organism and

says

baby i’ve been waiting for you my entire

life

okay keep going so almost almost all

antibiotics have been associated with

this

but uh the most frequently implicated

antibiotics are you know clindamycin

ampicillin and cephalosporins symptoms

usually begin during the first week of

antibiotic therapy

however up to six weeks may lapse after

stopping antibiotics before clinical

findings become apparent

and disease severity it really varies

widely

not clinically but then suddenly clinton

is a men

which they then have to go to therapy

for for six weeks

okay go ahead okay uh clinically

patients will present with profuse

watery diarrhea

usually with no blood or mucus they’ll

also have crampy abdominal pain

in severe cases they may also have toxic

megacolon with

a risk for perforation so that’s that’s

whenever your intestine actually

bursts and you know the contents spill

into the peritoneum

okay so the lead antibiotic associated

proficis

has diarrhea and then his

girlfriend turns out to be

sort of in a twist toxic mega colon

yeah so is that right i you know i

i feel like the way we’re gonna have to

approach it the way that you’re writing

maybe i’ll just do edits after

because i’m i’m not i’m not sure that

you’re following exactly but

it’s a demonstration of c difficile

toxins and we we usually just refer to

it as c diff

um but demonstration of that in the

stool is diagnostic

but the results take at least 24 hours

flexible sigmoidoscopy is the most rapid

test and is diagnostic

but because of discomfort and expense

it’s infrequently used

because that is you know shoving a

camera up there

anyway uh abdominal radiograph must be

may also be done oh well so now i’ve got

a huge connection right so our main guy

is he’s you know he’s got chronic

diarrhea so he’s been on the

toilet for 24 hours

right like you had just said well and

stool

you said that as well and then while

he’s on the toilet

because he’s being spied on by the bad

guy

suddenly from the hole of the toilet a

camera

kind of shoves its way up there

and takes a hold of him from the inside

this is gold okay so this is one of

those

this is real what you’re describing it

sounds like one of those

based on a true story situations where

it’s very loosely based

on it thank you abdominal radiograph

may also be used to rule out toxic

megacolon and perforation

patients may they also typically have a

white

blood cell count that’s that’s elevated

treatment includes discontinuing the

offending antibiotic if possible

metronidazole is a drug of choice but

this cannot be used in infants or

pregnant women

oral vancomycin is used if the patient

is resistant to metronidazole or cannot

tolerate it um regardless of

choice of antibiotic recurrence may

occur within two day weeks after

stopping the antibiotic

this occurs in 15 to 35 percent of

successfully treated patients

cholesteramine

may also be used as an adjuvant

treatment to improve the diarrhea

and there are also other treatments um

there’s the

the the pill that’s known as the

stool transplant that they take fecal

matter from a healthy gut

and make it into a swallowable pill that

you can take

and so that’s um that’s another

possible treatment out there um there’s

eating poop

yeah i mean that’s um that’s more or

less

what’s happening it’s it’s in pill form

you know like for the plastic sort of

the covering but um yeah it’s

uh it’s a very odd thing but that’s

well i mean i guess if we’ll have to

work into the script

so okay so his girlfriend who was hiding

the fact that she was toxic

mega colon right she ends up

pregnant which means she’s a pregnant

woman and

sort of an infant because you’re both

when you’re pregnant

so that’s both of those are bad like you

said

and so the only way to stop her

white blood cells because they’re from

taking over body because they’re

racist because they’re white blood cells

is to eat these poop pills

i you know there’s

you’re con am i close the final

conclusion

is relatively close

um in terms of a treatment option

uh you know let’s you know keep writing

and we’ll just workshop it how about

that

okay because this is due tonight is the

only thing

okay you know we’ll we’ll we’ll try to

work on it wait sorry

who who is it dude who are you writing

it for

sundance and they they said you have to

finish i made a lot of money for a slot

and i’ve got to have sort of like a

trailer and a preview

by tomorrow okay

okay so i the script at least needs to

be done tonight and then

pre-pro and uh

sort of filming needs to happen

tomorrow morning i guess yeah just

squeeze that in don’t you have a

big breakfast planned ooh

yeah that’s going to be tough to try to

squeeze you’ve been sending out those

invites to

everyone oh yeah

well and you rented out the well

i didn’t invite it it’s not i didn’t

invite anyone

i sent out notifications that i am going

to be doing this on this day

yeah well and you said like i didn’t i

didn’t invite people to come

have breakfast with me i was just

letting people know hey i’m gonna have a

huge breakfast

yeah tomorrow okay yeah i get i guess

i’m gonna live stream it

it’s gonna be a twitch thing yeah yeah

well i guess whatever you said you know

free food i guess you just meant for you

yeah because i stole it okay

yeah i guess i guess it’s free for you

okay well um in any case that’s

you know that’s that’s a medical lesson

uh if you want to move move on from

there would that be all right

sure just eat your poop pills

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cameron normally i would ask do we have

a guest today but i guess

i guess neither of us know but i am

seeing someone here uh hello there my

name is

there’s definitely someone i see the

silhouette of someone standing in the

shadow yeah

well so so my name hello there shadow

figure

my name is dr londonsmith.com and this

is our producer cameron step forward man

step forward good sir i’ll approach all

right i’ll approach

right and uh what was your name hi my

name is uh jimmy french stewart

okay uh nice nice to meet you um are you

are you lost is this uh

i tell you i am lost but i’m not without

a cause

okay if you’re here for the breakfast

thing that’s not till tomorrow

and you’re not invited that’s just a

live stream okay i kind of got

i kind of got the sense of that from the

flyers i saw outside but

i have something that you’re gonna want

to be a part of

so i’m not gonna leave just yet okay

okay okay all right i’m gonna lay my

cards on the table

literally uh yeah okay no i see and you

just gentlemen

yeah yeah i see i bring things i’m not

i’m not one to say

you’re not allowed to be here i’m one to

to just sort of thrust myself

into a situation and assume i am allowed

to be there

yeah okay notice these cards have have

just three letters on them

the letters i guess it’s technically

it’s two letters but one of them is

repeated

in any case sos

okay right see save our ship

you would think that turns out it’s not

trademarked

yet so did you just did you did you like

want

sos and then work backwards from there

pretty much it’s a catchy sort of a

catchy sort of

you know it’s got some move to it it’s

got some flavor

it’s very easy to to signal it

with like shutters on lights on ships

people know what it means that’s free

advertising you know

okay and i thought if i can capitalize

on it

i want to capitalize on it so we’re

gonna be throwing

save our ship out the window so we’ll

just so before we

before we hear what what you’re about to

like

i guess pitch to us so you’re hoping

that

when you see or hear save our ship

people are gonna

conf they’re gonna not think uh

save our ship they’re gonna think your

brand they’re gonna think your product

that’s what you’re hoping for absolutely

okay uh well fine let’s yeah what does

sos stand for

with with your i’m glad you asked

because let’s just let’s just be honest

you know what’s missing

in in medicine these days is

money oh okay yes right

but there needs to be more money yes so

i’m here to talk about

sponsors on scrubs

that’s sos what is what does that mean

sponsors on scrubs yeah you’re talking

about commercials

like doritos a doritos commercial during

the show scrubs the episode of scrubs

cause they

brendon frank that’s been done no that

it sounds

honestly a lot harder than than what i

was actually thinking

my cousin has has a sort of a patch

maker

she’s in all sorts of these arts and

crafts these etsy projects

yeah and and she made me a patch and i

put it on my jacket and i thought

there’s money here she’s already making

money on etsy

but there’s got to be more somewhere and

by patchmaker you’re just talking about

a sewing machine right

100 yeah it’s a singer and i didn’t

always

peddle shady businesses you instantly

jumped to

referring to your own business as shady

we didn’t even call you out or anything

so what what what is it what are we

talking about here this shady business

you’ve got

going on scrubs the clothing

uh-huh those things are so boring that

i agree with you can look dr london

right now is of course wearing his

signature scrubs that he

always wears every day and it’s just

you look at him and it’s like you want

to look away

as quickly as possible and i don’t know

if that’s him

i don’t know if that’s the scrubs i’m

not here to make accusations like that

but something’s off it’s not good even

if you were a plain clothes doctor

if you had some khakis and a nice check

or a houndstooth i still wouldn’t buy it

i used to race cars

looking at me i used to race cars and

i got in a wreck this one time

and as i was lying there just on on the

track

and i could hear them yelling over the

loudspeakers they’re a doctor

is there a doctor people are running

towards me

there’s this guy in unremarkable

clothing and he approached me

and i was like i don’t know you man who

are you would

get those scissors and knives away from

me and my racing buddy

in his in his fireproof suit there i see

coca-cola

there i see pennzoil and i thought i

trust him

because i know what he is and what he

stands for

eventually they restrained me so the

real doctor could actually help me but

you know doctors need some recognition

power so you’re talking about getting

like corporations and stuff to advertise

on doctors exactly

wow that is very interesting and i mean

dr linda this probably speaks to you as

sort of a greedy money-hungry doctor

who is constantly trying to sell out to

pfizer right

so so here’s the no

what you almost said yeah you started

going

it sounds like you worked for or with

nascar and

because of that very specific experience

where you

only trusted people who wore the branded

content or the clothing because of that

experience

you only trust those types and you seem

to think that everyone else

will trust based on the fact that

someone is wearing

you know uh advertisements on their body

does that but i mean i mean dr london

you’re trying to say

like he sees the world in this very

specific way and that’s true but that

doesn’t mean that it couldn’t also be

beneficial

for other people to see the world that

way even though we don’t because we

don’t have that nascar experience

okay yeah i didn’t um maybe be a little

more open-minded about it he doesn’t he

make a good point that

knowing who who who you support

knowing who is uh propping you up and

having that just be

be up front might kind of be useful

information

to know that you’re bought by pfizer and

coca-cola

that’s why you tell every single patient

that the only cure for cancer is coke

i feel like you’re you’re paraphrasing a

whole

lot let me pause one question okay

have you ever opened a can of peanuts

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and wow i do i need to go on

there’s trust in a can of peanuts

you know what you’re gonna get yes

snakes

everywhere you can reliably expect there

to be snakes every single time which

we’re trying to tell you dr

london on april 1st if people start

offering you peanuts in a can stop

stop accepting it well no it’s it’s

peanuts and i can

it’s not snakes

there’s no you’re not going to be able

to explain this to dr london i’m really

sorry he’s not going to understand

bad metaphor analogy you know what yeah

it’s what’s what’s worrying to me

is like these are live snakes

and there’s something to be said for

animal cruelty being an issue there like

people

there’s something to be said just say it

you don’t have to talk about it

what could be said about it just you

could be the one saying i think it is

cruel

to put snakes into these

peanut cans whether or not you’re going

to give them to anyone

and deceive that person

time and again over and over

so i

well then it sounds like you can you can

look at these pranks as sort of a

positive thing you’re a hero

by opening up the can of snakes but i

i feel like i’m also the inspiration for

the the original canning and that just

comes down to

a sort of chicken versus egg kind of

thing who would win

the snake exactly yeah

okay yes the snake would win but this is

all beside the point

so how how can we like

i mean we know this is a shady business

i’m kind of curious

what makes it shady like it doesn’t

really sound like there’s any shadiness

going on i mean

yeah you said you’re an honest guy can

you explain what you meant by

shady i guess it’s just this is going to

be based out of florida

and it’s kind of in their bylaws

that for a business license

that’s one of the requirements it must

be somewhat suspect

it can’t pass muster one hundred percent

okay so it’s at least a little shady

just

for legal reasons oh i’ll concede we’re

trashy at best

okay so so so one other thing i should

point out is

you know if you go to a hospital a lot

of things in the hospital

will have the you know

a logo on it a name of you know whatever

pharmaceutical company or supplier

so so that part’s already there you’re

just saying to

to branch out beyond hospital

or medical things and to have your

your coca-cola companies your pepsis

well

it sounds like he’s trying to put money

in your pocket as the doctor

yes right the logos are around the

hospital so if you’re not making money

off of that

no that’s true how does the how does the

payment system work how does dr london

get paid for doing this let’s say

let’s say um i don’t know the poop

who’s the major poop pill manufacturer

you might have to look that up um i mean

let’s just say yamaha because yamaha

does like you know they do everything

from pianos to motorcycles

to poop pills music equipment so yeah

we’ll just we’re just gonna

say yamaha is is paying

to have their logo on dr london’s scrubs

as a hypothetical how much is dr london

getting from that

he gets about 10 but okay so so

these companies are dr london’s getting

10

so the other 90 is going to you i would

say that’s kind of shady because it

doesn’t really sound like you’re doing

anything

oh you’re bringing the idea to people

yeah you’re bringing the idea to doctors

and then

it sort of seems like and the patch

a pyramid scheme kind of thing yeah

that’s true your sister’s

sewing machine i guess this part of it

and i guess that maybe is deserving of

90

of the revenue i’m not sure because she

needs thread

okay yeah that i don’t know what else

she needs thread and it’s

nicely expensive but i mean have do you

have success stories like have any

doctors signed up to this already

or there’s a guy he has his face on a

bench

uh he’s dr riggs

okay out of sarasota okay

he doesn’t you notice i didn’t add any

letters after his name

md nothing like that uh

i am not he makes a good barbecue i’m

not actually sure he’s a licensed

medication

yeah a dr dre or a dr pepper kind of

right he’s a celebrity doctor yeah in

sarasota

a doctor phil a doctor london a dr

scholes

so you say that that his face is on a

bench you didn’t say that

that that was you were you involved in

putting his face on a bench are you just

saying that that’s similar too

yeah i guess that’s true we asked for

like a success story and you just kind

of mentioned his name

yeah we’ve we’ve talked about it uh

okay but uh so he hasn’t signed up so no

one’s

signed up is what i’m still looking i’m

i’m still looking for that uh

you know i’m hunting for the big fish

i’m not gonna fish for a fish i’m

hunting for a fish because i take this

seriously

and are you and your sister finding

these sponsors or is that also

dr london’s responsibility oh we’ve got

that covered we’re sending instagram

messages

all day every day okay that is the best

way i think this is

i think this is a great idea yeah puts a

little beer money in your pocket dr

london

well so i do have i you’re you’re just

turning on your

your patience onto cool products like

buffalo wild wings

or maybe cutco knives so what if we did

you know instead of you know forcing the

unethical part under the doctors

maybe your business may we need to maybe

give you tips on how to be less ethical

so that you’re shady enough to pass

muster in florida okay

yeah rub some dirt on me rough me up a

bit

it sounds like that’s really the only

part that you’re struggling with

with this business model and cameron you

can you can help out here as well

how do we make this shadier well i mean

first things first let’s sign you up for

this you’re on board now

i you know as long as they don’t

okay okay we’ll we’ll just we’ll say

sure for now yeah and in terms of um

shadiness i would say maybe start

donating

half your money to some sort of

i don’t know like right wing

organization

oh like a house of rich boys something

like that

i mean if you’re not needy people yeah i

would i would say

just any extremist well and i

this is a thing where i can’t actually

advise that because i would be against

it but

we’re one to try to make their business

shady

then highly associating with shady

people

is a great method of doing so there’s a

lot of weird people with their faces on

benches

where i’m from uh what if half of your

income

went to companies like raytheon or

halliburton companies that

don’t take donations because they’re

private contractors

but you just you are sending them you’re

cold-calling them essentially with

buckets of cash

you know being sent towards these like

private military contractors

yeah these

i like bold action so that’s that that

exciting so yeah

i would say if half of your income was

sent as unsolicited donations to

weapons manufacturers and private

uh military corporations i think that

would be really cool

and go a long way for your reputation

oh yeah i can imagine

the uh the the sunday brunches now we

don’t do dinner parties so much around

here but just sunday brunches a lot

and the elbows all be rubbing

when i’m slinging cash that these people

will nil

oh yeah both will and nil

yeah okay yeah i i really think we got

you kind of

set up here as as a real legitimate

and you know less legitimate as well you

know for the sake of yes

working in florida um well i mean i do

gotta ask what

like it sounds like you’ve pivoted away

from being a race car driver entirely

does that mean

you were terrible at it or was the

injury so bad that you couldn’t

race anymore or what happened there

something changed

in me uh it was my organs that kind of

got rearranged

as a result of the accident okay so not

something changed emotionally something

something physically changed inside okay

and

and now i just can’t handle it i got to

stop and and

otherwise my guts just

they get all they get all angry i’m

sorry to hear that yeah and you know

if people you know endure enough

injuries and that alpha easily happens

post surgery as well

you know there are these adhesions that

can form with your organs bouncing

around and

uh it can it can cause some you know

some real mechanical disruption in your

and you got but in any case um

i i i feel like we we’ve come to kind of

a conclusion here which is important

because

we have chores to do

and it you know if you don’t mind being

a part of it we just

you’ve helped me i’ll help you to some

extent

the guts again the guts kind of prevent

me from doing some things but

i’ll do what i can so the chore wheel is

basically

uh for a really long time dr london and

i neglected

all of our chores we built this chore

wheel that we spin

and whatever it lands on that is the

chore we have to do today

there’s no backing out even if we don’t

want to do it so

do we want to give this baby a baby spin

stuart would you like to spin it all

right if you insist i’ll i’ll go for it

all right all right here goes nothing

oh no okay i was hoping this it wouldn’t

land on

like this is really

this is a difficult one um so the chore

is to share the april fool’s prank

you have planned and i i hate saying

those words

but it is on the chore wheel there’s so

much glass on the floor that i i really

wish it was

it was sweeping or vacuuming or anything

um

just just even picking up the glass just

something related to

anything yes because it’s it hurts so

much

so we’re just supposed to to talk about

the pranks that we’re planning

yeah well it’s just it only says prank

so

singular which prank you have planned

but i

guess if you have a few put together

yeah so i mean obviously um because my

i come from a family of married

pranksters

um there’s there’s a lot of different

things going on but i’m not gonna reveal

a lot of them because

you know spoiler alert the target of a

lot of these pranks is in this room

right now

so mr stewart

okay yeah yep kind of need to do to a

guest but all right

he he yeah um but i can you know i can

reveal

one of them um because this one’s not

directed towards

you dr london this is or our guest

this is directed towards uh my cousin

and i’m you know what i’m gonna do i’m

gonna steal his wife

oh is it is that a metaphor

no i’m gonna break up their marriage

okay

not even it’s a classic in florida i

tell you yeah it’s like i mean that’s a

classic

prank think about like the look on his

face when he realizes that like i ruined

his

marriage as like a bit yeah it

has devastated his life that’s it

yeah so i guess it’s time for my prank

and well it’s

you know i as you know i don’t really

like this holiday it i feel like you

know i’ve been victimized quite a bit by

it

uh but you know i i’m trying to keep my

hands out of it my family

you know i’ve even protested a little

bit against it but

my family does have this little thing

for um

you know cameron has some family members

and i have i have family that has

uh sort of a lot of drums of gasoline

and uh some some fire

starting material and uh so there’s some

rumor of some plan

to uh to to prank

a house so that’s

you know i i don’t want to share any

more i don’t really oh yeah

kind of listen up to all the family

affairs uh but i

you know i don’t know it sounds fun

i think they said something sounds like

it’s gonna be a pretty fun day to me

yeah

they said something about a bonfire and

i’m like well you know it’s

uh sure i guess wow so

should should i share as well yes yes

please yes yeah please do it

i guess it could affect people in this

room it could affect anyone who comes

within

arm’s length of me i have a boa

constrictor

and i’m just planning on going around on

on the day of fools

and and saying hey does anyone does

anyone want to feel this

and when they go like i’m i want to be

very careful there’s no innuendo here

does anyone want to touch the snake and

when they do

i’ve trained him he’s just gonna start

vomiting peanuts

whoa it’s like the opposite

okay this is you know it’s sort of

lampshading

the whole peanut can snake situation

it’s probably the best idea i’ve

actually ever had

to be honest now that i think about it

this might be

i might prefer this except for the fact

that you know i don’t know how you

induce the vomiting but

you know aside from that this sounds

like a

ticklish a welcome change from the usual

oh you just tickle your snake and then

he throws up

no inuit okay no innuendo there

very specifically okay well

um man that is a good prank

uh all right well i feel like we’ve

we’ve done this chore

hopefully next week there will be

something about vacuuming or cleaning

because

it’s it’s so bad yeah so thank you to

our guest uh

mr jimmy french stewart for coming on uh

is there any way mr stewart for people

to keep up with you after this

well actually uh a dear friend of mine

hosts a podcast called reviewparty.com

it’s the only podcast that reviews

internet reviews allegedly

and sometimes i i sit in the room while

he’s recording and try and crack jokes

so you can check that out if you’re into

people cracking jokes

any way to hear from that on social

media or anything

you can find that at reviewparty.com on

instagram

and you can find it wherever podcasts

are found

if you happen to see it on a bench let

us know

okay because i’ll talk to my friend

about that and and he’ll be real

confused once again thank you for being

on and

we’ll have to look at that podcast thank

you to

our producer cameron thank you to

DJ DYLAN IN DA HOUSE

there’s trust in a can of peanuts

you know what you’re gonna get

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snakes everywhere

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my name is dr londonsmith.com and this

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