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Krampy Koala take it away dj dylan welcome to the jock doc podcast

featuring dr london smith dj dylan what the [ __ ] shut up now

don’t touch me dj dylan shut up while i record my intro introducing your host

hello and welcome to the jock doc podcast where we discuss fitness and health and how to incorporate our modern

understanding of science and medicine into our daily lives but without it being so boring i’m your host

Dr. london smith (.com) i would like to begin by apologizing to our listeners

we’ve received some feedback about the excessive amount of technical medical terms that i’ve been using such as pseudotumor cerebri and branded

content so i’ll try to temper my terminology to a simpler one in the future here to help with that is our producer

cameron hi dr london hey is that is that all you’re just

gonna say hey you’re not gonna maybe notice anything new about me or anything like that another yeah so

there’s um and i guess yeah the listeners can’t see but you do have yeah you’ve changed your

hair a little bit i’ve changed my hair a little bit and i you know what they say is if you

want to be a new person start with the haircut yeah so some people say like go to

college and you can kind of make a new identity but for you it’s just uh i guess yeah

enough spy movies have convinced me that all you have to do is change your hair and then you’re done every person that i’ve ever known and also have seen

on tv or anything i define them by their hair

so like today do i want to be a punk today do i want to be emo

dr london today do i want to be a doctor all of these things you can do just with

a hair style yeah the the doctor point especially is one where do you do you feel like there’s a typical

doctor i mean i know you call this your doctor this is my doctor haircut yes this is the haircut

that i use yeah for people who don’t know it’s sort of like it’s parted down the middle and it’s very flowy

it’s kind of like it’s purple with gradients it’s kind of like sawyer from lost if it yeah was purple

with gradients and it’s i mean granted you know it’s really got a lot of volume to it and it kind of

you know uh it waves around nicely but like i just um ready for the operating table

yeah it just doesn’t scream doctor to me i mean i’ve already prescribed a lot of

medicine today so i feel like that already proves you wrong

okay i you know what before we uh before we move on there i do want to

you know address uh so what you might have heard in that little medical disclaimer earlier

uh so we have we have a new um sort of sponsor we’re in a new podcast network called koala cola

and uh yeah sorry i won’t address this just in case it’s confusing for any new listeners so we used to you know belong to the

casey anthony podcast network we learned that there’s some suspicious things going on there

so we we decided to switch to a new network the qualacola podcast network and it’s been

so good it’s been great so it’s the most popular cola in australia as far as as far as

they’ve told us it is the most or it’s it’s at least the tastiest they said that it’s won every tasting contest that’s ever been around

they said they submitted it to a wine tasting contest and they won wow yeah so it’s you know it’s

great and one thing i just small detail would emphasize is that uh there’s no there are no koala parts

in it not you know there’s no glands they they did not take out the pancreas well and i’m also

i’m tired of having to dedicate so much time to the podcast to talking about how there’s definitely

no koala parts in this soda when you know that there’s no koala parts but now i’m sure you’ve seen the latest

rumors on twitter dr london now everyone’s talking about the juice the koala juice like oh they get koalas

and they kind of ring them and they get all the juice out of them and they put the koala juice in those sodas

all i can say about that is i mean guys if that were true then like is that really even a big

deal and it’s not true it’s not true it’s not

true i was gonna because contractually like yeah yeah i should just i’ll read it oh yeah

okay so um yeah so uh koala cola products contain no actual

koala and uh there’s there’s no need for further questioning on the matter

great that clarifies it for me just leave it alone yeah um anyway so that that’s our

producer cameron also with us is digital doctors doc doctor cameras our doctor and the

haircut because they’re here yeah which yeah so also with us i mean i don’t want

i don’t want to ask your haircut is more of a i don’t know like maybe like uber maybe

like an uber driver like a former uber driver who like you’re you can’t drive for uber

anymore because you’re you’re under four stars rating

yes that’s kind of like that your hair is sort of is that what you are

so it has been okay it has been quite a week um yeah it’s i mean short answer yes so

i i went to get a haircut and uh they buzzed off half of my hair and that’s of course

what we all think of when you think of uber driver uh i half of my hair is completely buzzed off

the other half is grown down to my ankles at this point and so i d

i didn’t even make the connection with a haircut but the very next day you know i show up to work someone else

you know now see someone with your haircut took took my job

at the hospital oh yeah i mean someone who was probably prepared probably got up this morning and and got themselves

the proper haircut that a doctor would need yeah so then i so so to i i spent

i guess the week just um kind of kind of sitting around trying to

play with electrical outlets uh just the kind of stuff that i guess the stuff you kind of get into when you

don’t have work yeah i know i i know yeah haven’t actually driven an uber well that’s really cool

dr london i’m glad that your your your lifestyle is matching with your hair

needs yeah uh and i know some people might be listening and think thinking wait is it normal for someone

who drives for uber i should clarify the haircut is uber

but i have not gotten that job either so i’m i’m kind

of you know it is a get the haircut for the job you want but um

anyway it’s it’s it’s it’s nothing uh but anyway so so also with us is digital in the house

[Music] so we used to you know belong to the casey anthony podcast network there are

some suspicious things going on there podcast network the casey neistat podcast network we decided to switch to

a new network [Music] network and it’s been so good

[Music] and it’s been

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and later cameron tells me we can expect a special guest that’s right dr london and i might even

perform open heart surgery on our guest since i’m a doctor for today

yeah just a spoiler alert i just don’t want anyone to be surprised if that happens

i’m just throwing that out there okay um sure i you know doctor doesn’t

necessarily mean open heart surgeon but it doesn’t not

mean that that’s that’s true it’s not exclusive in that way okay so um before we move on i would like to

address a bit of listener feedback this note comes from a lucky health inspector who visited the koala cola sewage

treatment facility who was tempted to say something bad about the conditions there but then changed his mind after spending

eight days in the mind-changing room so so that’s great to hear yeah that’s

pretty good to hear i’ve spent i oh i vacationed in the mind changing room once

and i came out of there i mean just just feeling fresh dr lynn like just so

like more refreshed than i had been in months yeah oh you were you loved it

as or at least oh i absolutely loved it and i came away um really appreciating sort of the sweet

and sour taste of koala cola great yeah so um the note reads quote i

am satisfied with my experience and suffered no physical harm during my assessment of these facilities

end quote well that’s so great to hear i i i just think that’s fantastic

that is great to hear but maybe this person’s asking like what do i talk about with my doctor when

i don’t have anything wrong with me because i’ve actually this is something i’ve actually struggled with too and i don’t think we’ve ever talked on the

show is that usually when i’m talking to my doctor we have something to talk about right like i’m like oh my foot thing is

touching my elbow thing or oh my elbow thing suddenly has sort of gone on the inside

of itself and we’re able to have this like back and forth conversation but then some days when i go there and

like i i’m doing fine like i have no idea what to talk about dr london

i’m just sitting there and the doctor’s like all right why’d you come in and i’m like oh gosh so did you see kermit on the mass singer

that was crazy and then you’ll keep them afterwards just talking about it i just

oh i just cringed thinking about it so what when nothing’s wrong with you and you’re doing just fine

and you’re going to your daily doctor meeting what do you what am i supposed to say to the doctors uh hello it’s usually

the first thing you’d say hello you might and this is a convention that might be dying out but you might shake their hand it depends

uh oh yeah it’s also a good way to spread disease so you know i’d say like maybe don’t go for

the handshake unless they go for it okay and then if they if they try to hug

you then i would i probably wouldn’t go for that um just generally with even if you think

the doctor is going to try to hug the patient i’m saying your doctor might try to hug

you oh yeah he’s a hugger he loves yeah well and because

also you are the doctor in this situation right that’s what you’re because of your hair

ooh i mean i am do doctors see doctors that actually is interesting paradox

that is a very interesting mathematical paradox that i haven’t considered what is a doctor’s doctor is that a

doctor a doctor a mega doctor doctor yeah is it a super dog these are

the kind of questions that i learned about in medical school you mean the barber shop

yes where my teacher’s at yeah okay anyway so for that listener uh thank you for

listening um and now for today’s medical topic alpha one anti-trypsin deficiency

alpha one anti-trypsin deficiency along with some of the other topics we’ve been covering is a cause of liver cirrhosis

so alpha-1 anti-trypsin deficiency we’ve talked about it before in the field of emphysema but it’s an inherited

disorder due to either an increase in the activity of a protease called elastase

or a deficiency in an antiprotease called alpha-1 enterotrypsin uh in so the

activity of that the deficiency of that in the lungs so normally uh elastase is released from

neutrophils and macrophages and digests human lung but it’s inhibited by alpha and

antitrypsin and that’s an enzyme that’s made and secreted from the liver so an alpha one antitrypsin deficiency

remember this is the one that normally would stop elastase from basically eating up liver

you can think of that enzyme as just being stuck in the liver it’s not allowed to leave and go to the lung so that lungs

elastase what why does thinking about that what what is what is thinking about

it being stuck contribute in any way so well that’s why your liver is

affected because otherwise you’re just thinking oh it’s a lung an issue with the lungs but the reason yeah yeah but you told

people to like imagine it and to picture it to conjure that image in their mind of something being stuck why what what

is the importance of those of it being stuck uh because it it acts sort of like a clog in the machine you can think of it

that way it messes with the liver well then maybe come up with something

just to spice things up maybe like a metaphor an allegory like it’s as clogged as

okay so you you think that it’s as stuck as you know the stick up your dr

london’s own little butt i feel like i already kind of went with a metaphor but you wanna you

specifically want a simile so yeah it’s it’s as

clogged as um the drain after uh cameron gets his hair cut

and all the hair goes into the drain oh that’s very funny um it’s wrong i mean

it’s rude and it’s wrong but that’s the kind of stuff that we can you know we’re friends and especially the fact

that you are half bald and then half cousin it feels a little judgmental yeah

um especially for an uber driver uh talking to a doctor but yeah go ahead yeah

and you know to your credit i guess a comment about the clogged sink from

from my hair would actually make more sense considering it goes down to my ankles but um in any case uh so

the lungs elastase has nothing to stop at eating away at the alveoli in the lungs because the alpha one is eating

away like like a what like a um like a lion like a lion eating uh

gazelle carnage like a well i was thinking maybe like a sheep okay yeah that true that like

you don’t think the sheep you think the sheep maybe that’s too it’s too like visually upsetting for people if we went

with sheep i not i think a lion devouring any creature is as about as graphic as anything else

would it fit more yeah would it fit more if it was like another big cat maybe if it was a ti if it was a lion taking down a tiger

uh no i think gazelle or sheep that sounds good because because you

wanted to be okay okay okay i think i’ve got it

oh you’ve got okay so um so the the lungs the last days has nothing

to stop eating away at the alveoli in the lungs and the liver and we like like a lion eating a gazelle or a sheep

in the lungs and the liver is overloaded with this alpha one antitrypsin so clinically like overloaded overloaded

like a guy like who was he was maybe he was like carrying too many groceries in

from the car yeah so the liver is overloaded like a guy carrying too many groceries from the car

with uh instead of groceries it would be alpha one anti-trips so clinically you would look

for a combination of liver disease and emphysema in a patient who’s non-smoker

they can also be smokers which would uh you know lower the age at which you see the presentation but it can happen

in non-smokers is a big point they may have a family history of copd at an early age because remember this is an

inherited disorder uh treatment is with in a family history a family history like

like uh like your family history like like your grandfather’s like yeah

getting the award for the smelliest american in the late 1800s so like your family

history is that yeah no might and

it’s a prestigious award by the way like people don’t they don’t hand that out to just anyone

oh yeah i mean i assume that’s what paid for your medical school yeah you know you you come from money i

assume that money came from sort of him touring around as the smelliest american but

that i’m just i’m not saying it’s bad i’m saying that’s your family history is that what you’re is that what you mean yeah yeah my

family history of copd like a family history of my grandfather

being the smelliest american unfortunately he did lose at the the world competition you know

national level oh yeah but he’s blown away by some of those other uh i don’t want to say smelly countries

because he’s these are individuals so uh but there are certain countries

where they learned to concoct the right diet to really get that pungent smell going

but in any case it’s the i mean it’s the it’s we can just say it i think it’s canadian

moose meat it’s people are consuming a lot of canadian moose meat for the con the canadians up up north

yeah and you know and they have a rotting moose smell it’s funny how we mentioned that because up north is great but so is down

under it tastes just like down under oh great um yes you did that

what you didn’t have to do that doctor i know but i i you prompted him you

queued him up i know but i we were so close that i figured i’ve i could see him trembling he was so

excited about it all right and i just wanted him to have his i’m done i’m done with this

so treatment is with replacement of the enzyme with inhaled aerosolized alpha-1 anti-trypsin

and if they smoke with smoking cessation lung and liver transplants are reserved for patients with end stage

hepatic or lung disease when liver transplant is done the donor liver is able to correct the alpha one

anti-trypsin deficiency because it’s a new liver without the inherited disorder

so that’s that’s a perk to it all right we’ll we’ll go ahead and move

on from there [Music]

all right uh cameron said that we have a guest today is that right yeah and uh dr london we actually you’re

gonna freak out over this but we actually have who a very very very very very special

and important person okay it’s a big guess it’s a huge guest and i mean that in

every way who do you who do you who do you think it might be i don’t want to get my hopes up here so

i would say get your hopes up okay so lead singer of train oh

that is a clo and that is extremely close but dr london we actually got

shaquilla we finally got shaquille o’neal shaq shaq himself i’m a huge fan of his memes

i know you’re the biggest mean fan the shaq meme fan you love the whole mandela effect thing

about uh kazam versus shazam you know yes oh i love it you’re such a huge fan

of those things and so we i mean we we have shaq shaq is in the studio

yeah we actually have him in the studio oh wait hold on hold on okay oh sorry

sorry my family has been like facetiming me and like hitting me up and texting me and it’s

been really annoying because like you buy the haircut well i i thought it was about the

haircut too but the problem is is that like the song my ringtone song is too fun

and so i end up listening to the whole thing instead of answering facetime calls

anyway okay i think i think actually i think actually uh they’re gonna swing by real quick just

real quick let’s get that out of the way let’s put the show on pause yeah for a sec uh

i’ll just if i so so yeah bring them in but i’m gonna so shaq yes wow you’re here yes

well no let’s let’s deal with the family stuff before we we will get to you shaq you you know

he was hey cameron oh hey oh i love your hair oh thank you so much when did you become

a doctor this morning wow like i just did it this is your and this goes way back to

our early episodes but this is your aunt and niece cameron is that right yes she is both uh an

aunt and that is that is an that is a a type of family member and then she is

also my niece which is also a family member how are you london i’m i’m okay lately

it’s my job’s been i’ve been in a sort of weird situation with work but shaq yes wow

oh cassie can we get a picture yes no cassie if you could just not he’s three inches taller than me i’ve

never met anyone three inches taller than me i know and you finally met someone who could dunk a basketball

harder than you can dunk a basketball and that’s awesome okay now you both he’s getting upset over that so i’m so

i’m so sorry shaq i’m so sorry cassie you can’t bother the guests they don’t like it

so and sorry for the listener we don’t have enough mics for everyone here so i so

that’s why shaq isn’t currently on mic contractually we are required to give one to to crampy it tastes just

like donut okay crampy if you could just just go ahead and he’s cute no don’t don’t jump it’s really

okay don’t know okay get off of me get off of me no get off crampy crampy yeah you just

gotta swat them away okay okay anyway which i was gonna say

that is kind of like i don’t know why i got miked up like it took 20 minutes to get miked up

like they went all the way through my clothes and it’s like i’m actually just here to drop off my invitations to you guys to

my housewarming party oh so yeah i heard about this on next

door you just moved huh yes i moved south wow all the way south

yes yeah what yes you do need to be a little bit careful it is kind of a rough

neighborhood so just don’t bring anything valuable don’t bring anything that you treasure right just kind of

leave that behind because yeah it is kind of a rough area

so it would be best to watch your back at this party and if you guys could bring like

kindling that would be good because here’s the deal you guys remember

back in february the middle of america froze to death oh yeah i definitely remember

that i definitely had a if i mean our cousin well i guess like my cousin

and your uh nephew’s cousin’s niece’s aunt

froze in an ice cube it was very sad extremely sad yeah so i just kind of

realized like this place is not for me and so i packed my family up and i moved

south took the elevator down and yeah it’s not a good neighborhood no

i don’t get along with my neighbors yeah i built a living fence to keep them kind of at bay who are

who are your neighbors what what why do you why do you have such issues with your neighbors they’re just the most evil people you

could ever imagine i mean they’re always screaming at me about my dog i’m like are you kidding me everyone has

their dogs running around around here when you say that you move down south and you also say that you got an

elevator and went down so you know south is a it’s a sort of

horizontal city like you uh you’re moving how do i say you’re

moving i just struggle to find a way to describe this maybe down under is a better

god it’s just i oh my gosh but because of my renaults

i i needed to get somewhere warm and it’s like i just need to be in a

climate that i can grow my tropical plants and it’s like i’m in probably zone 89

which texas where i used to live is zone eight so you

cannot imagine the tropical plants that i’m growing down here and for people who don’t know

cassie of course struggles with raynaud’s disease which means when she’s chilly her feet

go purple and hands and hands which can be very

difficult um kids calling you grimace hands and all these things yeah

it hurts my joints like it actually does hurt my joints when it’s cold like i literally feel like i’m freezing

sometimes but not anymore because i moved south

you keep saying south and it’s like this this mysterious well just the elevator down is that what

south is for you yeah yeah like how long did it take to move south

is i think maybe the better question the standard eight months um

i think it took about 10 weeks the elevator ride down ah okay and it was moving that entire

time yes which y’all will have to take it down

so i have instructions on the invitation about where to find it but i don’t want

to talk about it on the podcast because i don’t want your listeners finding me like i’m already dealing with enough trust me

no that’s fine it’s just i don’t know i mean i know dr london and i have like tickets to go to

see different shows and stuff and if it’s gonna take 10 weeks on an elevator to get to your house i just

some of these tickets is aren’t refundable yeah i mean like we are we’re going to swan lake we’re going to duck lake we’re going to

um goose great lakes yeah going to the great lakes like all these different ballets and

we’re not into ballet but we we’re going there to study because uh well cameron wanted to get

really he wanted to he wanted both of us to get more agile so he could be better at football

and the way you’re the best way to do that i’ve seen in shows is to take ballet

and so we thought just real quick i also had decided that i could stand on my tippy toes a lot longer than any

ballerina yeah and so once again because if you start watching them

yeah exactly because if you see ballerinas are cheating because they have that two-two thing

right so that’s what keeps them balanced right they’ve got like the big hoopy tutu so if i just get a bigger one of

those i can stand on my tippy toes all day long i have one in the back of my car

oh perfect but but anyways no listen it’s because i had

to get to your house no i had to take the elevator because i had all my belongings with me you guys can take the

shoot oh and how how quick is that that’s like three and a half minutes but

you go really really really fast and that’s like another warning like you need to

wear masks not just because of covid but like your skin to keep your eyes off yeah

yeah exactly so all the details are in the invitation that’s why it’s like pretty thick and you probably should

start reading it now because the party’s in three weeks and it’s a pretty hefty one

well yeah your invitation has chapters like it has an index here i mean a table of contents you have

correct introduction um you have the chute

and to not to do’s yes you’ve got snacks poisonous versus non-poisonous how did

you get charles manson to write the forward to this well i did move south

ah okay yeah okay that’s that’s that makes sense so

um uh i guess you know for a housewarming party this sounds pretty involved

i’ve been to housewarming parties before um where they didn’t require us to you know

read a well this is i was going to say encyclopedia but i’ve had encyclopedias that were a lot less thick than this

invitation i guess that’s true but it says right here that it’s gonna be an epic event could you say that any of the

house parties you’ve been to in the past were epic events uh oh let’s see yeah so i went to i know

uh okay no no you’re right you’re right all right so i mean i feel like it’s

covered right here in the invitation dr london he’s got to keep your eyes open and your mind open

and i guess our two years of friendship mean nothing to you yeah that is true i i didn’t want to

bring that up because i didn’t want any hostility but cassie here had sent you a christmas

gift the last two years of a little a little box with seven ants in it and from my understanding you

didn’t even send her a thank you you didn’t get her an ipod like you didn’t get her anything yeah and the sudden it’s fine like we

don’t have to talk about it but i wanted to i think we should talk about it it’s okay i mean

i mean did it hurt your feelings cassie yeah it tastes just like down under crampy i

swear if you do not get down i’m going to lose it i’m

going to lose my mind okay just it’s the lat it’s the

cheekiness of the laughs that really gets it it’s that it’s so smarmy it’s so ugh yeah it’s like

he knows he’s condescending yeah um i don’t even want to look at his direction like

don’t at all so if you make eye contact with him he’ll immediately start talking

yeah i know the opposite of what anyone wants oh i like this invitation

it’s it sounds fun like it sounds like it could be a fun party you know going going south or even

down under you might call it uh it tastes just dope no okay just

you prompted him like you didn’t have to do that i know there was no reason to say go

under bringing in the brand all right so um you know look i i hate

to interrupt this you love it you love to interrupt but uh you know we got to get these

chores done and cameron would you mind explaining to cassie i don’t know if you if you’re familiar with our system here

oh right so we okay so i know that you ever since

you know you uh you were my little aunt and i was your little niece or vice versa uh you’ve always said that

i’m just like crazy messy and unfortunately dr london here is crazy messy too and we have been

neglecting all of our chores for a really long time and so we haven’t

like taken out the goose like we haven’t uh like uh uh drain

we haven’t praised the goose we haven’t um there’s another goose across the street that we have

we’ve meant to crown the goose [Music] we haven’t drained any of the nostrils

or anything like that and so we have created this fun chore wheel that we spin every single week and whatever it lands

on whatever chore it is we have to do it and cassie actually since you’re well i mean should cassie

do this or should shaq do this i’m way too cold let me just tell you i am up here uh no it’s not going to work

for me shaq step in please shaq if shaq if you and we’ll we’ll interview

you here in a second check okay calm down god he’s being a little pushy for sure

it’s what okay okay uh uh yeah shaq if you can just go ahead and spin the chore wheel that would be great

yes it’s like this actually it looks like it’s spinning away

[Music] okay it came off the vengeance

why did we keep the door open i should have typed who was in charge of tightening that

bolt oh i mean our bolt guy probably did you pay the bulk guy this month

i didn’t well first of all didn’t pay but also i bet titaning the bolt was on the chore wheel ah yep well at least shaq is

running to go get it at least well i bet dr lynn can you pull out your binoculars i bet you can see what it landed on

yeah i can do that uh okay so i see it landed on

oh no not this one okay oh gosh i knew it was gonna be this one plan the mayor’s proposal to his

girlfriend ah no i knew this one would have to come up it had to obviously yeah

so i mean i guess it’s you know i guess we don’t have to explain it too much it’s kind of end the title there but uh the mayor

is you know just like he’s terrible at planning everything else he’s extremely terrible at planning his own

engagement he’s going to be proposed to his longtime girlfriend miss mayer yeah and

it’s frustrating that it falls on us uh but of course it does we wouldn’t have taken the position

of you know hosts of the jock talk podcast if we didn’t want this kind of responsibility

yeah or just like it comes with inherent territory i would say i didn’t want this kind of responsibility but it does come

with it yes yeah and cassie can you yeah help us out with this a little bit cause you’re a

lot better i mean you’re already planning your own housewarming party i know you’re like a

party theme can you can you help plan this engagement i’m not saying anything

right now because i honestly don’t support

miss mayer marrying mr mayor i think she can do better in

fact i know she can do better so okay well you think it’s just the

position it’s the power that that’s the only reason she’s she’s drawing i think she could be miss president

if i’m doing real with you wow what how about this what if we incorporate that into the proposal that

vibe that feeling you have about it yeah i was like immediately thinking i’m going to find out when they planned

this and set up across the street you know what i’m saying

you’re gonna have a better proposal over there and hope that that miss mayor goes that direction instead

no i was going to have kind of like a picketing type of situation uh well okay okay i mean if you’re

you know you’re saying whatever they did you’ll pick it on the other side what if if

you’re on the inside if you’re on the ground floor planning it then surely there’s a way to

you know bring your will about in this somehow or what if being what if the engagement

like is themed around uh miss mayor being out of mr mayor’s league and how mr

mayor is kind of like a low quality guy i do kind of like that

aspect maybe maybe this is like a mini booths type of situation like

she walks down and there are many booths that she has to stop at first you know like check-ins like are

you sure okay yeah so that sounds great are we talking like carnival booths

yes that’s exactly what i was thinking like a long line of them a long line of carnival cars some of

them could be games just light-hearted so i have an idea for one of for the first time okay

okay okay so for the first one it will be a koala cola stand so that she can have

something nice to drink the whole time she’s walking through i think that makes a lot of sense i think also

when you think about the refreshing taste of koala cola it also makes you want to have koala chips koala cola’s brand new uh

snacks they are salty and they’re sweet and they’re great to eat and uh yeah i

mean i think i think just that combo is you can’t beat it dr london it tastes just like down under if

what does down under taste like you keep saying it let’s hear it what does it taste like it

tastes like the freshing taste of koala i like barks

you like barks you said you’re like a barks root beer oh yeah major i would never leave my

barks is that sort of i mean is that something we want to incorporate into this proposal

will that be the next booth well no i mean that’s just a chapter in the invitation but we don’t have to go back to that

that’s true we don’t want to steal ideas from your from my house yeah i know that’s also what’s hard yeah that’s what’s hard

is like i’m already planning an event okay so and i don’t even really want this event to go down well then this is

this is where we can help out right because maybe we can nudge miss mayor in a direction of saying no

to mayor like maybe the second booth presenter with both opportunities before it’s just like

the pageantry the roses the flowers mr mayor standing there in his teal suit

like let’s sure let’s do that but let’s also kind of bring in like you

know mr mayor’s kind of not that great yeah what if like you know we

had the second carnival booth what if it’s one of those games where there’s a bunch of balloons and you’re throwing darts at it right

but underneath the balloons are pictures of mr mayor next to his much more attractive cousins

okay and so the more she you know is throwing the darts and revealing it it slowly reveals

uh sort of how ugly mr mayor is compared to his handsome cousins and maybe somehow we can make her think

about like her genetics passing on you know like what do you want your children to look

yeah the next booth okay oh the next booth okay yeah so what do

you got london so first booth was she’s sipping on this koala coal this really refreshing drink

second booth she’s popped some balloons learned that there are better options out there

the third booth she walks up and it’s one of those water gun ones right so she’s trying to hit the target

and what was our goal here i was really sorry i get distracted by the perspective to show how bad their

genetics would be together yeah so she

if she gets it and the prize that she gets whenever she wins that is a stuffed animal with one of those

um uh the one of those things where they they merge faces

yes yes and so the stuffed animal has that face it’s subtle except for the whole body

yeah it’s subtle so it’s a very deformed creature basically well there needs to be a

there needs to be a point of comparison like there needs to maybe be another stuffed animal that has the face of miss

mayor combined with uh the president with the president yeah yeah

and that one will obviously be a very attractive yeah just like a super handsome one and that’ll show her like you know

there’s better looking options out here but what if my here’s my worry is that she’s not

interested in the looks she’s interested in him as a person which is that disgusts me to even

say oh i might imagine

there’s no way she’s into him for that what about justin just in case she likes

him for who he is we’ve got to ruin that with the fourth booth okay i mean i uh hypothetically i’m

gonna go with you on this one but uh like i’ve seen a lot more believable marvel movies

uh what if it’s i mean movies that makes me think of maybe having a big video screen

and we’re showing sort of graphic footage of mr mayor using the bathroom or being really sick

sort of things that would make anyone who would look at it be so disgusted by them as a person

i just feel like that crosses boundaries like we can do this without going that low like if we go that low we’re no

better than mr mayer so what if she’s into his vibes because that’s possible i’ve seen him

before oh so we need to we need to ruin the vibes

his ankle um break his ankles that’s what i think that’s what i would

do so so this the fit that the fifth booth and where we gotta kill the vibe why

aren’t we using footage of the many many times he’s cheated on miss mayor like why are we

well you said not to stoop low i feel like that’s factual though and although like

using the restroom violently yeah that’s factual like drinking too much barks and getting the

barks sharks yeah that’s factual like that’s gonna happen yes so booth number five

will just be explicit footage of him cheating on her but i

i feel like this stuff comes down to personal opinion like i don’t think that cheating at monopoly is

should be taken as seriously as people take it like i don’t think relationships should end based on that

well hard disagree on my part no that’s i’ve getting you’re breaking that you’re

trust have you cheated monopoly i guess that there is a question i mean yeah i’m not gonna lie in the past you know i have

cheated at monopoly ah wow crampy can you believe this that doesn’t define me as a person though

doesn’t it i mean sure if you think that’s gonna kill the vibe for her it’s just just

seeing all this footage of him sneaking money out of the bank or shuffling the the uh because she’ll play his banker oh

he’ll always play sure yeah do not even think about it that’s

it it just doesn’t seem appropriate um but yeah like if it kills the vibe i say just go

with it even though i disagree what if we did we did it like a little episode of

cheaters and cameron you can be joey greco okay and it’s like we have footage of

him cheating at monopoly and it’s like we show it to her you know what i’m saying it’s like a play

kind of so and so that’s the fifth booth the fifth booth is more interactive it’s

more three-dimensional well it’s only interactive in the sense

that you show up yeah oh yeah it adds like a 3d environment to it because it’s not just the footage now

it’s about me pointing at the footage but cameron you’re in the car ride over yeah

it’s not it’s not her walking in on yeah yeah yeah well i

i was gonna say because it’s on cheaters the thing would be like you walk in on them cheating right

that’s that’s the thing so in this instance it’s just walking around oh right because i don’t know i’m cheating i don’t know when they play

monopoly or anything like that i i still think it’s powerful

easier to just use the footage i mean do we want to yeah sixth and final so like let’s say let’s say she somehow

actually makes it to the sixth one without being so disgusted that she’s already walked away

the only way would be through the power of koala cola she’s sipping on the whole time it’s it

tastes just like just to listen to that okay can i try some because i need to know what down under tastes like

it does it does taste really amazing and it’s very refreshing perfect with koala chips

it doesn’t have anything have any quality parts um i get it and i pro

there are no it will not give you the bark shards

well that’s a relief because i mean it sounds like the way you admit brought that up before it sounded

like that was maybe sort of a consistent aspect of your life huh i wasn’t gonna bring it up but yeah it’s

okay you can be honest on this show you can be honest with us we’re family i think i might have a problem with

barks you you know you know with who oh okay the refreshing taste of koala cola

yeah just switch to koala cola and you’ll be so much and instead of bark

shards you will be getting what we call koala mode which is sort of this jittery feeling

you get after consuming too much koala cola and that just adjusts enough when you

start just enough like you’ve gone full koala mode that to me is the lesson to have another

koala cola but that look i i just feel like you’re gonna sound like the sixth one

i mean i feel like at this point if you get to the sixth one maybe the sixth booth is like just a

gun okay i was gonna say trapdoor but uh

so i was just gonna say a gun and is that is that telling miss mayor that if you actually are going to fall for

this guy then you might as well just off yourself or is that for miss mayor to who has realized how awful the mayor is

that she’s going to take the gun and kill him or is it for me to take the gun and to shoot dr london so they can

finally take his open-heart surgeries away from him these are there’s so many options that you can do and it allows that like kind

of flexibility depending on the situation cameron i know you’re obsessed with guns but i actually think the best solution is to

have mr president there period he’s in the city mr president

yeah and what and he’s making a final plea please don’t do this yeah i mean he’s

just or is he is he gonna propose i’m i feel like maybe we make it look

like a proposal but it’s just like let’s get to know each other so it’s one of those like

come here come here and each of them is saying come here and that’s whoever she goes to at that

point yeah i mean that sounds like yeah i think ultimately yeah that’s i think she

really likes that yeah yeah okay come here here girl yeah and that way

you’re still giving her choice like you’re giving her the freedom to make her choice

but it’s now it’s between mr mayor mr president and maybe like a hundred mannequins dressed up exactly like mr

mayor just in case as like a backup yeah that sounds fine okay well i feel like we’ve really taken

that one down um cassie if you want to go ahead and uh

wring out the chore wheel to the point that it’s oh sorry sorry it’s already gone uh shaq shaq’s gonna have to destroy it

do you want to radio him real quick uh yeah shaq shot come in

[Music] okay yeah so go ahead can you destroy the the wheel i think he got stuck

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okay so so um anyway so just do the best you can we really we got a show to do so like

uh just figure it out yeah okay um so anyway he’ll be he’ll be back

and we can actually start the show in a second um so in any case for the moment i guess

um thank you to uh cassie for coming on and giving us the invitation to this this

housewarming party um yeah thank you to uh our producer cameron

thank you to you doing the hose

you guys remember back in february the middle of america froze to death

so i just kind of realized like this place is not for me and so i packed my family up and i moved

south took the elevator down and yeah it’s not a good neighborhood

well i don’t get along with my neighbors yeah i built a living fence to keep them

[Music] we i get i just struggled to find a way to

describe this maybe down under his analogy but because of my renaults

i i needed to get somewhere warm and [Music]

89 where i used to live