100. ACUTE ALCOHOLIC HEPATITIS/KOALA KOLA NETWORK REPS (FEAT. JAKE DAVIS)

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under koala cola smith hello and welcome

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but without it being so boring i’m your

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now you may have heard a little

something new in the disclaimer

yes and that is because this is our

100th episode extravaganza

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yes yes 100. oh the whole crowd’s going

nuts we have this huge

presentation here uh i thought it was

99.

no it’s a hot drive

it’s 99 it is a hundred

ninety three i shot i thought this show

is 93. nope no

it’s no okay sorry

sorry for those in the audience who are

protesting no it is it is the 100th

episode we’ve done this is

number 100 in sequential order um and

i’m sorry

for all that uh cameron could you sorry

this is our producer cameron

um hey hey yeah i’m trying to

what can i for the hundredth episode

since we’re gonna be

embracing ourselves maybe in the future

maybe i’m gonna try out a little

more cooler introduction so give me a

cooler introduction say

you know this is cameron or whatever

yeah i’m going to do it again

when you say try out a cooler

introduction you do cooler than i do

cooler

both of us do cooler um hey that so this

is our producer cameron he’s going with

sunglasses on

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and um something about

fish something about something okay

and i hate to what about if i say what

if i what if i say like

fish the fish on the hook got my fish on

the hook

yeah that’s i guess that’s that’s an

option um so we can

we can we can sort of keep trouble

shooting so give it to me again

start it over you wanna okay um

okay uh here’s here’s cameron with

sunglasses

hey dr london we’ve got the fish on a

hook all right

so um anyway that’s producer cameron i’m

dr lyndon smith.com

and we are excited to announce that we

are joining a new

podcast network as part of our 100th

episode extravaganza

this is extremely exciting we have been

with

two different podcast networks so far

over the life cycle of the show

and we’re actually not allowed to speak

about either of our previous

podcast now except through

well i you know i i want to clarify

something here so i didn’t know

some of the things about and i like i

don’t want to get specific but

there might have been a uh

some harm done to someone allegedly

and the the one who allegedly did that

harm

may have had their name be the name of

the podcast network and that’s what we

were associated with

i didn’t realize that the person who ran

the podcast network had posted some

questionable things

online so we just wanted to distance

ourselves from her

casey anthony and we are

uh now on a brand new network actually

the first and so far only show on this

new network

yes which that to me just means we can

spread our roots we can really grow

so you know it’s it’s a giant yeah

i mean we’re gonna be we’re sort of

pioneers because now any other show that

ends up on this network is sort of

under our wings like we’re going to be

able to show them the ropes we’re

carrying them

yeah for the next 100 episodes at least

because that’s what we’ve signed the

contract for

we are on the koala cola podcast network

did someone say cool akula

yes i think someone did everyone’s

favorite

soda koala cola it’s the podcast network

for the number one koala based cola

yeah and and one thing that i need to

read here is that there is no

there are no koala parts in the cola um

that’s that’s just a little thing that’s

right

there are no cooler parts in the cooler

cooler

and why even talk about it

oh crampy so for those who don’t know

which i can’t imagine many people

don’t the the spokesperson for

koala cola is of course crampy koala say

hi crampy

hello and say hello to

crikey crampy where’d you go mate

oh there he is that blimey koala’s

always getting away from me

hello who who are you my name’s reggie

boomerang

and i am crappy’s handler so i make sure

he doesn’t get into

too much trouble if you know what i mean

interesting okay so can i let me paint a

picture because so much

has happened in the last like 90 seconds

real quick

so we of course have koala cola’s

spokesperson

and beloved character crampy koala

we also have krampy’s professional

handler because

creamy koala is a koala you know you’re

an animal let’s be

real for a second even though you can

talk and laugh and sing

because you’re a big singer that’s a big

part of this whole thing

the you need a handler and i get that

and so that

reggie you said your name was reggie

boomerang that’s right my name’s reggie

boomerang

reggie’s short for regiment oh reggie

regimite

boomerang that is a very authentic

australiany name yeah

it may be a common name but i’m the one

and only reggie boomerang you’re the one

yeah i mean i can tell so i mean crampy

do you

do you get along with your handler well

i

i’m gonna make it using the dynamics

here because crampy you’re kind of a big

celebrity and you have sort of this

professional guardian

mentor agent i’m not exactly sure

handler

well you know you know every famous

person’s got to have a more stable

person behind him

like maybe he’s like justin bieber and

i’m like haley bieber

yeah you’re or you’re scooter braun yeah

yeah yeah

it’s something like that you know i i’ll

keep him under control

okay well he’s hopping around the room

now yeah he’s crampy koala is hopping

around the room a lot

hey cranby you can just sit down there’s

no reason to be all over the place

there’s no cameras this is actually a

podcast so it’s better if you stick

by the microphone

okay crampy crampy crampy is going crazy

well okay he’s used to being out in the

outback so

it’s you know he’s getting used to the

indoor vibe

you know he’s he’s not been around

microphones too much yeah no no i

totally understand he’s he’s

usually on camera and around boom mics

only so i i definitely get that

that’s a big change well i mean this is

amazing i’m glad to have both of you

on the show uh and i actually uh

can we like i mean do you crampy do you

need anything

shane can you grab whatever crampy needs

crampy do you need like uh

do you drink the koala salt soda oh

don’t give him anything mate he’s got

plenty of snacks in his pouch

oh okay so you do keep snacks in your

pouch

yeah for sure we we give him all kinds

of stuff in his pouch dingo meat what

have you you know

that crampy has spoken so little it’s

mostly just been like

a series of laughs

i thought crampy was gonna be a little

more involved in this uh well i’m more

the brains behind the operation he just

he’s just uh

you know he’s very photogenic for a

koala so they like him what is going on

reggie you just

crampy was about to talk and you just

interrupted him are you trying to like

not let him speak well sometimes i’m

just worried about what he might say you

know i mean

i trust him with a lot of information i

wouldn’t really necessarily want out but

he’s kind of got no feel to his

loudmouth koala you know how they are

so so um i just want to

you know wait hold on for a second so

the reason you don’t trust crampy

isn’t because he might say something

like questionable it’s because he

might say like a secret you’ve told him

hell i don’t know

sure but i i would hope he wouldn’t tell

anybody all that stuff but like

you know i mean when you’re out in the

in the outback and you’re lonely and you

you’re just wandering around with a

koala you got to talk to somebody and

even if i talk to myself he’s hearing me

so you know

he’s he’s got a bit of information on me

now i won’t say you know what that kind

of information is but you know

some of it’s not not the best you know

it’s not something i’d want everybody to

know so that’s why i kind of keep him a

little under control

you know yeah but you have no problem

telling people that there’s something

you’re hiding

which is like right now everybody’s got

something to hide i just don’t want them

to know how serious it is

yeah and again i mean it just sounds

like you’re undermining yourself but i

kind of like it you’re very honest

reggie i like that about you

try to be you know uh you know after

you know just after traveling i actually

did an expedition it was more of like a

uh you know uh self a soul-searching

journey yeah

um i just went straight through the

steak house for like three months

straight

and all i ate was dingo meat

and sand and uh it was it was a classic

australian that’s actually when you say

the steak house you’re talking about

we’re talking about the desert you know

the outback outback steakhouse okay yeah

yeah of course of course

yeah we all call it the steak house

that’s why there’s a steakhouse called

outback actually because it was called

outback and they decided to say

steakhouse because uh

you know the similarities there it’s so

fun to learn about other cultures

oh for sure we’re very cultured we we

you know

we uh we have the outback and we have

the great barrier reef we’ve got

you know um it’s tall kind of tonic

oh that is his his catchphrase yeah oh

crampy’s catchphrase is great

barrier reef i thought he had a

different catchphrase or i guess the

cola has a slogan that crampy says quite

a bit which

we actually are contractually obligated

to

say a few times on this episode so so we

all get

dylan if you can get the the slogan real

quick

and then get we can get a few pics so

crampy go ahead and hold the koala

cola and then go ahead and

and say the say the ad right

ty’s just locked down under try to

do do koala cola taste just like down

under

do you include the koala cola

oh well he’s hopping around a lot he’s

hopping around a lot i

i think we’re good dj dylan you got that

right yes okay so that’s yeah okay so

we’re good

you know i can’t help but feel like

maybe and like maybe they wanted

us to say it because crampy is

you know they have him all the time and

we are the ones who are

you know being spot do you see what i

mean so i’m gonna well i mean the

yeah well i mean it’s not specified but

it it says it a minimum

of 10 times in the episode so i think

that can just be shared among

all of us yeah yeah sure um okay so

anyway

i’m i’m sorry that was kind of a long

introduction for all of this but it’s

it’s there’s so much to unpack here

there’s a there’s a lot going on um but

you know we don’t want to neglect our

listeners

so right okay so yeah maybe maybe crampy

and reggie can you guys hold off on a

second while we do

our little our little fun intro part of

the show do you guys want to play games

on my phone

yeah i love that mate okay so here go

ahead and play games

you have angry birds and hey uh

shane can you hand reggie my my phone

and shane sorry good you know it’s sorry

i forgot to tell everyone we’ve got

shane here

today he’s here every single day of

course because he lives in the attic but

yeah i mean i’ve been here long enough

to probably not be called an intern

on air anymore don’t you think i’d kind

of what well i think i mean what do you

what else i think it’s a legal thing

because if we called you anything else

then there would have to be

there’d have to be a change in your

compensation which is currently

college credits yeah even though i i’m

not even in college yeah but you’re

ready for i mean i guess

but i guess yeah after after i get so

many college credits racked up from this

internship it’ll be

like i have a degree yeah you just apply

to college and then they give you a

degree

yeah that makes sense so if i get enough

hours yeah

which you know keep working on it but um

yeah i do want to bring up because you

know we kind of

shane has been great at being quiet like

a good internist you know good sound

engineer

doesn’t really make noise so we did want

to

kind of give you your chance to you

could be on mike on this episode this is

our 100th episode extravaganza

so yes we’re gonna bring you in for it

um

but uh you know before we do any of that

i do

want to um apologize to our listeners i

normally do this at the top but once

again it’s

just we have this audience here so much

what’s going on um

so we’ve and this is a new this is a new

feature that we’re going to be doing

from here on out which is we apologize

to our listeners

at the beginning of everything that’s

right well so i would like to begin here

by apologizing to our listeners we’ve

received some feedback about the

excessive amount of technical medical

terms that i’ve used in the past such as

lactational mastitis

and 100th episode extravaganza

so so i will try to temper my

terminology to a similar one in the

future

and i want to apologize for uh

bad weather you know i’m not going to

say that i have any necessarily

control over bad weather but we do know

that the weather is affected by things

like global warming

and emissions and things like that and i

i i’m gonna be honest dr london i

haven’t been as

green as i probably should be yeah i

still drive a

a gas powered car you know i i’ve got my

t

my big old tv on all the time and you

and so in a way i’ve i am the reason

that there is bad weather and i want to

apologize that to our listeners as well

as my first

apology on our 100th episode

in this new format well and also i would

say like

your attempts to go green have just been

you know either with paint or with just

trying to make yourself nauseated so

that’s

uh like to make your skin physically

turned green i

i feel like the green initiatives what’s

up you’re saying the paint

i know the paint thing is an issue

because of how many dead fish end up

like kind of on the side of the river

where i’m covering myself in the paint

yeah

because you know i’m just kind of

discarding the buckets and the like

leftover pan

just straight into the lead paint as

well

which i don’t um oh yeah it’s old as

hell yeah

so i it’s just one of those things where

like i feel there is

a better way which i’m glad you

addressed it like i guess you’ve done

some research to know that

you know gasoline you know

fuel burning and things like that can i

didn’t do

research as much as there was an expose

on me

in the new yorker it was sort of a top

ten list of the

biggest causes of uh global emissions

and it was mostly oil companies and like

farming industry and stuff like that but

right around

seven was yeah and it just then they did

a it just said camera it was really neat

to

that they did a profile on you because

they didn’t they also included some of

your dating habits and um

you know it was nice that they did a

full there’s a lot about my day-to-day

um in any case uh is

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it smells like they’re boiling 300 hot

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it kind of smells like down under it

kind of smells like down under

it doesn’t go away it just kind of

follows you everywhere

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yo this party stinks

i can see the smell creeping in from the

back hiding in my shirt my nose is

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wondering if i’ll never get it

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i feel like i’m transforming hi my name

is smell

i live in a smell i am a smell you can

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i would also so we have some more

listener feedback uh so this one

now this one came through i i understand

that our you know spokesperson for the

podcast network

crampy koala he apparently he tracked

this down

that’s that’s how i got this is what i’m

saying um so the note from our listener

reads

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i cannot stand for the flag anymore it

is because of my many diseases

end quote so um

uh thank you thank you for reaching out

to us here

at the you know this new koala cola

podcast network

so a lot of times people if you are have

diseases that

render you you know differently abled

unable to stand

then permanently then

i think that it is fair like that is

okay for you to not stand for the flag i

don’t see that as an

obligation i don’t know i mean

what is dedication is it not sometimes

sacrifice is it

not sometimes difficult and hard and it

pushes you

yeah i guess to maybe go a little

further than yourself

so i’m thinking of you know if they have

say some

muscular neurological disorder where

the you know the disease physically

prevents them from being able to

use oh i’m i’m sorry was

bernie at weekend at bernie’s able to

move around

and yet people were able to attach

strings to him and operate him like a

puppet

so if they wanted him to stand for the

flag they

would be able to do that so i mean

already your

your your logic is very faulty yeah okay

yeah no i i guess i see what you mean um

maybe you know what i i don’t have all

the answers on it betty white has been

dead for

seven years

okay well so okay anyway so

anyway to this listener thank you for

listening um

now for today’s medical topic and this

is for all

you uh in the audience here today who

are you know raise your glass for the

sponsor

um today’s topic is acute alcoholic

hepatitis

a alcoholic hepatitis is an inflammation

of the liver

in which the liver becomes fatty and

tends to

uh it tends to happen due to binge

drinking which is when you

drink at least four or five servings of

alcohol within a two-hour period

um that’s of course often whenever

people do that you know chronically

uh clinically patients can present with

jaundice

unless it’s part of flip cup you forgot

to mention that i’m sorry

we should really clarify that this

doesn’t apply to like drinking okay so i

you know i maybe that’s i was gonna say

that’s a common misconception but i

don’t

i don’t know that it is a common

misconception but

um when i say servings of alcohol

that’s you know because i know you’ve

you’ve made exception for

say the giant goblets and i know you

said drinking games

that the giant goblets you say only

count as one drink

you’re saying that you could still get

this disease if you’re playing rage cage

but not

say like king’s cup i’m saying that you

you could get it from any of these uh

these drinking games if you drank

you know sufficient quantities of

alcohol that’s well i mean if you

typically if you’re doing good at the

game then you won’t be drinking them

yeah

so so i mean maybe this is more about

this is about your skill level more than

it is actually about disease yeah you

think it’s my

own insecurities that okay yeah i’m

projecting onto my medical practice

yeah if you don’t want to fall into this

category maybe

be a little bit better at beer pong

okay i you know noted for now

i like this at least it’s gonna be my

clinical recommendation for the moment

but i will revisit it

yeah based on your criticism so just to

clarify again

this disease does not apply to drinking

games if you’re good at the games

so clinically patients can present with

jaundice

and that’s you know when your skin well

especially the square of your eye goes

yellow

they can have anorexia weight loss over

a few months with

right upper quadrant pain patients can

also have ascites which is

sort of a generalized swelling as well

as liver tenderness and fever

remember that’s the liver tenderness is

uh that’s

on the right hand side uh the right

upper quadrant

of your abdomen so it’s actually is that

stage right

yeah yes that would be stage right from

the perspective of the performer

yes oh okay um under the ribs

is where normally the the liver is but

if it’s large and inflamed then you can

actually feel it below the ribs and

it’ll be tender there

so and tender means you can you can push

on it

physically and make pain happen yeah

this can’t

you that can’t be right because i’m

doing that right now and it hurts like

hell

okay so so maybe you have a you have a

liver

issue to okay

um that’s that’s really just the thing

to go to the doctor for better uh

so patients can also have fever as well

um

laboratory studies tend to show an ast

greater than an alg

and the way i remember that is ast i

think

sipping like sipping on a drink so an

ast

greater than alt um an elevated ggtp and

bilirubin

and an elevated inr prothrombin time and

that’s

pt for short for this diagnosis you must

exclude viral and drug induced hepatitis

if the discriminant factor is greater

than 32 you’ll treat with steroids

and if you’re wondering what’s the

discriminant factor well

that is the patience pt minus the

control pt

it wasn’t wasn’t even that wasn’t

wondering that in any capacity times 4.6

plus bilirubin and you have you have to

clarify that

ast the way you remember that is by

sipping but that’s only because you sip

by going ass

i feel like you need to mention that you

can’t just assume that people know that

well yeah so um we all have our i i

shouldn’t say we all uh whenever

and that’s whenever i drink anything it

doesn’t have to be you know an alcoholic

beverage i’ll

or cola yes and sorry i should say

uh it tastes just like down under

sorry down under it is written with a h

and you should probably clarify that

koala cola does not cause any of these

issues uh yeah to my knowledge it’s not

well it’s only it’s only slightly

alcoholic it’s not enough to actually

it’s enough for them to start putting it

into liquor stores but

not enough to sell it as a strong

beverage

which right so crazy the drink’s safe

right

uh yes i

my understanding oh so you’re talking to

me i was talking a crampy koala

there we go hey koala cool is the safest

streak you can have

just have it while you’re driving while

you’re performing

surgeries wow

i can verify it’s safe too mate i mean

when i was going through the steak house

that’s all we drank because the water’s

not too safe out there if you can even

find any so we mostly just drank koala

cola

wow koala cola safer than water

just don’t drink it while operating a

vehicle or performing surgery

and it tastes good too tastes just like

down under

it tastes just like down under i think

that’s exactly amazing i’m from there i

know i know the taste

right and so uh anyway so treatment for

acute alcoholic hepatitis is to treat

the underlying disease and manage

complications because

once again this is once the liver gets

involved you know very sick then

there’s kind of a lot to cover um but

anyways

severe alcoholic hepatitis actually has

a 50 mortality so it is something to

to really watch for and to you know

very strongly in mind you know you know

sometimes

um sorry to butt in but i’ve read a lot

about this

yeah i’ve read a lot about this actually

and um a lot of times people think they

have hepatitis but it’s actually

a gizzard infection not a liver thing

wow those two people get those confused

a lot

and this is for maybe our new listeners

shane is very involved

in our intern shane is very involved in

the scientific community

as also the alternative medicine

community and so he knows a lot of stuff

that dr

london has been paid to not talk about

yeah he’s

things like the cumin gizzard all of

these things

well yeah i mean people people a lot of

times will tell you that

gizzards you know aren’t found in humans

and but you know the same people tell

you that appendixes don’t exist

and you know so you just have to

take everything you hear with a grain of

salt unless you hear it from me

basically because i do my

research extensively yeah i’ve seen and

you because you heard a doctor

say that you don’t have an appendix and

you took that as

well yeah i mean it’s obviously he said

he said some people don’t even have

appendixes well he said that post

you believe that post up right you were

on you were in the waiting room

after he didn’t say anything about an op

he just said

some people don’t have appendixes okay

but this was after you were hospitalized

with you know pain in your right side

that

uh right lower quadrant in your abdomen

yeah but and they said it was

appendicitis but honestly how could they

know

you know uh if uh some people don’t have

it maybe i was

just born without it you know wow yeah

okay

and see these are the things that dr lin

has been afraid to talk about

thank you so i’m not i’m not even sure

that they removed it or

or if i was born without it after what i

heard that doctor say

okay well i it’s it’s one of those

things where

i feel like you were maybe selectively

listening but

anyways thank you for well i i what

here’s what i think happened

i think i was born without an appendix

like that doctor said some people are

don’t have an appendix and what i think

they did

was said they took my appendix out but

really they took my gizzard out because

i recently had some x-rays and i don’t

have a gizzard either

and does that and does that i mean does

that affect your your day-to-day life

have you nauseous uh it just feels a

little roomy inside you know

it just feels roomy in there i can you

know you feel the spacing

uh i’m able to eat more than i used to

so

that’s why i’ve started putting on some

weight

and things things like that you can

shake around and you can sort of feel it

yeah and i just i i used to enjoy the

feeling of my gizzard

wow hey hey a great barrier reef

okay crampy koala sit sit back down

shane can you catch him and put him in

the gym

it’s all right mate i got him mate sorry

sometimes he gets a little cranky don’t

you crampy

because uh i’ll give him snacks and

stuff but sometimes

little joey in there has a bite to eat

that’s baby dinky in there

oh wait hey baby dinky hungry

wait okay so crampy koala he’s a mother

actually he’s a father but uh usually

the males don’t have babies but somehow

he did and he’s got a

little pouch there for snacks but also

for the baby a

little baby dinky in there we call him

okay so crampy koala is a koala that

gets pregnant like

uh sea horses do where the male gets

pregnant

and has and given birth to a little joey

that lives inside his pouch

named what was its name again baby dinky

baby dinky

yeah it’s it’s dinky but we call him

baby dinky because he’s a little baby

okay

yeah hey can i talk to baby dinky a

little bit yeah you can try he doesn’t

know

sometimes he gets a little excited too

hey little little baby

dinky little baby dinky can you hear me

i hear you

oh wow this is you really are a tiny

little joey aren’t you

baby dinky tiny and cute but has a

bad temper oh no

so you you even have wor a worse

attitude than

your father huh baby dinky grew up in

the steak steakhouse

baby dinky get mad wow

baby dinky’s a lot more aggressive than

your father that’s

this is interesting and this is just

part of the campaign

is that right reggie uh yeah it’s it’s

part of the campaign it was more of like

a mistake that we adapted to you know

because originally it was just supposed

to be me and crampy but

you know sometimes accidents happen and

you know baby dinky came along and we

just had to kind of go with it you know

no i mean i think it i think it’s

working out well baby dinky is extremely

memorable i already remember him

and he sounds honestly more articulate

than

uh crampy yeah well he spent his whole

life in a pouch so you know he hasn’t

had much time to develop an accent

anything like that

he’s been very uh educated he’s still

illiterate

so no i was saying he’s more articulate

then

right that’s because he doesn’t have an

australian accent like us

oh okay yeah articulation

right it’s not really something we do

it’s not one we’re good at

lots of things but that’s not one of our

strong points necessarily because we

focus on on on survival down here you

know

you’re busy you’re too busy to

articulate things well so

the little joey hasn’t adopted to the

australian lifestyle yet

yeah that’s very interesting yeah we do

what we do how do you

grampy how you didn’t even tell me that

you were a kid how do you

are you guys close yeah i had a kid

and boy the boy i love my little jerry

ah little baby dinky

hey great burial reef i taste

draws like daniel

okay you don’t have to you don’t say

your slogans and your catchphrases every

single time that’s

it’s okay what is one of those things

where i think he kind of

does have to like that’s that’s kind of

his entire life

is um you know being this mascot being

the spokesman

and yeah which uh you know i didn’t

realize we would

i thought we’d keep it all surface level

for this and kind of just focus on the

sponsorship aspects because that’s

that’s obviously new for us and you got

to remember this sponsorship

this uh this brand is so important to

crampy because he’s got a lot in this uh

emotionally

uh physically you know going through the

steak house everything like that but

emotionally i mean his his parents died

making this cola like they were the

original koalas

involved yeah i read about this oh i

didn’t know

about any of this i want to hear this

story i mean if it’s well

basically i can’t go too much into it

you know but

uh they made the ultimate sacrifice

they sacrificed themselves for this

brand

so that this in order that the best soda

down under could be made

cramping i know this might be like

really really difficult to talk about

because

i mean we’re talking about the loss of

your parents which is one of the worst

things you can go through

um can you elaborate a little bit on on

sort of their impact don’t feel

obligated to say too much about this now

sort of their impact in your life

remember what we talked about crampy not

too much

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rash you committed a felony all right

hey crappy hey why don’t you uh go eat

your snacks

i think i think baby dinky’s getting

hungry i’m not that hungry

well go do it anyway um you’re a

terrible handler i just want to throw

out you

does not not all the choices you’re

making are great it’s just that

you don’t even like get out of your

chair you’re just like go do you’re like

go do these things

well you know koalas aren’t the smartest

mammals on the planet marsupial excuse

me

uh they’re not the smartest animals on

this planet so sometimes they just need

some guidance you know they don’t have

they haven’t developed the frontal lobe

like we have oh

yeah that’s the whole thing the frontal

lobes not developed like us

because your brain keeps developing

until you’re 25.

yeah and most koalas don’t even live to

be 25 so you can only imagine how the

how dumb they are early in life wow

oh well that sounded less happy than i

mean that sounded

sad i don’t know how sad it can be when

i asked about talking about his parents

and he immediately starts talking about

he divots to reggie’s felonies well he

likes to joke around that one you know

we spent a lot of time in the steakhouse

so

look yeah you mentioned lots of inside

jokes you know you don’t have much else

to do except survive

oh i just want to hear the story like

the origin story of koala cola like

so i mean crampy your parents came up

with this

soda this cola like i mean how did how

did that process

work did they do they discover this

dream

so yeah yeah his parents right they they

came

up with the they came up with the

ingredient they provided the ingredients

for the cola

you know and that’s that’s so important

that’s that’s

that’s what’s so important about koala

cola is the taste is just right

it tastes just like down under and and

you can’t get that taste

uh from anywhere except for koalas you

know they

they so they have that they said

it you know i have this you know the the

ad copy here and they did say

uh that i need to read this every time

that the

discussion of the ingredients that the

origin story comes up that uh

the koala cola does not um it’s not made

with any koala meat

i just want to reiterate right no koala

meat whatsoever

it’s not there’s no koala in it then

it’s not meat not the fur

yeah no quality juices um

fingernails you know the details really

aren’t that important

the most important thing is that it

tastes

just like down under and you know i

think people all around the world are

curious they they want to taste it but

they don’t want to

travel through the steak house to get it

like the rest of us do

in australia so yeah you know we did the

hard part

sacrifices were made so that everyone

can have a taste of the outback

well so sacrifices are made you mean

like professionally because

i started a business for five years

yeah i mean i call lots of things

sacrifices that probably aren’t

sacrifices you know it’s kind of like a

slang term but yeah

real sacrifices too like for sure

what do you mean by not a real sacrifice

like i feel like you were leading into

something with that

well i don’t want to like say too much

like i said

but uh because i’m kind of a private

person really when it comes to like

weapon shots you know that would be a

good example but

um you know we we haven’t really dealt

with that um

i don’t know why that was the first

thing that came to crampy’s mind he’s

got a mind of his own you know like i

said yeah he’ll just run a lobe

and he’s just probably i mean he’s

talking about weapons shipments is that

i think believe that’s what he said he

must be he’s probably talking about the

movie contraband or something

he’s talking about uh the original

shipments that came to australia for the

gods because we had so many uh

you know uh outlaws and stuff from

britain and they came down here and they

had to ship

guns for the guards because they weren’t

enough guns uh yeah so basically

uh that’s what he was talking about so

and

so so i don’t know if this is um you

know you’re you’re just a handler for

the spokesperson so i

and the mascots like i get that maybe

well like i said i’m more of like

the haley bieber to justin bieber

right so so i do want to address you

know um

and you know we have certain i guess

trouble words that we aren’t allowed to

touch on uh which is fine

i you know we’ve all got our little

things uh

so one thing that’s made the headlines

though that i think would just be good

to address

is um some it seemed like crampy might

have even been

kind of hinting at it is the uh the the

weapons manufacturing that

um like i said we had we had lots we had

lots of inside jokes happening out there

i mean

honestly like you start to see mirages

you start to see

visions you start to hallucinate and

sometimes that could stick with you

unfortunately it didn’t stick with me

but i’m not so sure about cramping so

not everything he says is quiet quite

right

sometimes he gets a little mixed up so

don’t be surprised if he says some

crazy outlandish you’re saying crampy

saw a mirage

of you accepting money from weapons

manufacturers in order to fund koala

cola

mirage can be lots of i mean the heat

waves that

they mess with the vision and the sun’s

messing with your mind you see lots of

crazy stuff like i said i mean

he he may claim no telling what you know

he may claim that i

that i you know detonated a nuclear bomb

out there

without anyone asking if it was true

just like you did a second ago right

like i mean he

he wouldn’t mention you know weapons do

you think

you know if it weren’t if it were true

what about the satellite faders you a

satellite photo is that

i’m not what is it i feel like your

involvement in this company

is a little more involved than just

being

crampy’s handler

well i’ve got lots of rolls that’s my

main one but you know i’m i’m dead

crappy sensor maybe no it’s not well you

know i am supposed to keep him and

like i said i keep i keep cramping in

line just because you know he hasn’t had

that

frontal lobe development like yeah

you’re also speaking for him a lot you

seem to know a lot about the history and

the origins of the company but you’re

keeping that under wraps

seem to be involved in like fundraising

for the company and making sacrifices

for the early

parts of the company well i i you know i

was involved earlier on but like i said

i i

i wanted to you know i took a break i

did some cell searching

that’s when we came uh that’s when we we

really started developing crampy into

what he is today and that’s what

he came along because i thought he may

need some soul-searching as well so he

came through the steakhouse with us and

you know uh like i said he developed a

little bit of you know mental problems

probably you can call it because

he’s bearing down the factories for all

the calls

yeah see he’s he’s absolutely mental

like i don’t even know did he

i didn’t say like

something about koala’s being gone like

missing koalas from yeah well i think

he’s referring to like

poachers back in the day that used to

come you know he’s he’s real connected

to his ancestors like

a lot like most koalas are so he

probably it’s probably something along

those lines you know he’s

i think he realized there was a thing

about koalas is that they have oh yeah

oh they’re super connected they’re very

spiritual

and uh yeah it’s it’s it’s you know they

are native of

of the area so they they really think

back along that family line a lot of

it’s you know

uh um closely related you know so they

know all

they know everyone they know everyone

who died they know all the ancestors

they’ve got a lot in common

so wow it’s okay so

i i do feel like we’ve been we’ve been

kind of dodging it

um but okay can we just i guess if we

just ask it straight out then it’ll be

easy to

defuse let me just go ahead and and

clear up the answer i know the answer is

look

hey hold on a second hello who this is

sydney opera house

i’m reggie’s handler i’m the handleless

handler reggie what are you doing

you’re sinking i’m just clearing some

things up for these fellas they

they seem to be confused crampy’s been

spatting off saying some weird stuff

that

you know i think the heat got to his

mind like i said reggie

you’re getting in some deep dark so

smarter see ya so wow he ran away

i hate to well he’s a busy guy you know

he’s got a company

uh to to take care of so mr opera house

no i guess

mr opera house is gone um mr opera house

yeah he’s scurried i guess

is the best adverb to use

yeah we say that one quite a bit scary

all right spatting off lies okay

um

scary like i said we’re not very

articulate we don’t know

like that’s right i shouldn’t be asking

you well i mean

so dr linda what are you trying to get

at what do you what do you just

i just want to ask straight out because

it sounded like what crampy was hinting

at was

that whenever the factories where you

i guess where you package or whatever

you you yes

let me call you let me clear this are

disappearing so you don’t

well no no they’re not disappearing so

much as they

didn’t exist in the first place so

that’s kind of

you know um so let me just clear this up

the whole thing about koala cola right

right it it tastes just like dan under

and yes and sometimes you know

the the ingredients are much more

they’re in the in

the heart and the soul and

of the koalas or just in general

and then you take that and you mix it up

and you put it in there and then koala

cola

boom okay that’s how it happens it’s

absolutely beautiful

the process not quite as beautiful but

you know what a lot of times

okay this is the part this is the part

yeah i think that dr london

is just getting me here he’s curious

about it but because you keep hinting at

it

unnecessarily you just mentioned that

the process is sort of messed up and

messy well here’s the thing about

processes let me clear this up for you

too

processes if you’ve ever noticed in life

every process

is grimy it’s dirty it’s nasty nobody

wants to hear about it you don’t want to

tell anybody about it because you know

what it doesn’t matter you don’t want to

know how the sausage gets made

the only thing that matters is the

results

nobody wants to hear that much about how

i went through the steakhouse you know

they get bored but

what do they what do they like they like

the guy

that appeared after there everybody

loves me

and you know what they didn’t love me so

much before because

i was a blimey bloke i’ll tell you that

straight up i was a blimey absolute

bloke

whoa and i went through i did my soul

searching

i found this incredible brand and uh

well more like founded

this incredible brand oh wow okay

so you are the you are like the founder

of

i said i said more like you know i i

didn’t necessarily want to say it

because i don’t want the attention

whatever plus the

legality uh issues

oh he’s a fraud i see what i mean about

that heat getting to him

he’s you know sometimes he gets he’s not

very articulate either he he appears to

be articulate but

but he gets a lot of words mixed up so

sometimes he doesn’t even know what he’s

saying

i just need clarification on whether or

not koalas exist

i think this is the part that is

currently tripping me out

you went through this you went through

the the state

shane shane do you have an opinion on

this well i’ve read a lot about

uh marsupials in general i’m

pretty obsessed with marsupials i can’t

say that i’ve ever seen anything about a

koala i watched

the rescuers down under as a kid and i

remember seeing a koala

but that’s the only time i’ve ever heard

anyone mention a koala

you know pre i mean post ice age

okay so after the first ice age

well after the sequels after the most

recent ice

ice age 10 000 bc yeah well no

ice age 3 10 000 bc is a live

it was a live movie like a live action

movie romano

that’s an animated series i’m talking

about i’m talking about 10 000 bc the

live

movie okay if you look if you’re in

if you watch that movie you’ll see in

this one scene there’s a koala in the

background

and you know it’s a koala because it’s a

male and it has a pouch with a baby in

it

that’s the only species that the males

have a pouch

and a baby and that’s how i know

crampy’s a koala

but he’s the only real one i’ve ever

seen

so you’ve been to have you been to the

zoo and seen

koalas never oh i would never visit a

zoo i hate animals oh

okay well i i didn’t realize are you is

this does this make you uncomfortable i

know these

these animals are animated in real time

so that’s does that help with it as

opposed to the normal live animals

well they used to yeah because i know

they can’t you know get to me and stuff

and

uh so it’s a little i mean are you

scared of animals or you just don’t like

you

no i just don’t like them i don’t really

i hate them

okay i mean that’s fine he’s allowed to

hate whatever he wants

yeah that’s okay as long as you don’t

you know

harm you know definitely spokesperson

yeah i definitely don’t feel like i’m

any closer to the answer of

whether or not koalas exist but i don’t

know if

i’m of two minds here either koalas

don’t exist they were invented for this

cola and things have gotten out of hand

or koalas in some way are utilized to

create

this cola

it’s really i don’t know if it has to be

one of the those are just my two

going theories with both of them i just

want to say like i like both of them

personally i’d say it’s kind of a

mixture between the two really

hey so um i actually have to you know

chime in here

and just because this this whole

ingredients thing came up again

i just want to you know say real quick

that koala cola is not made

with any koala meat or any koala

parts uh and it has a list here no koala

nails were used in it

no koala uh pouches no koala

once again viscera but it doesn’t it

doesn’t specify

scrapings there’s no mention of koala

scrapings

well the process doesn’t involve any

scrapings or anything like that what

process

uh just you know in general the process

of

of like i said nobody even wants to hear

about the

process anyway they care about the taste

it tastes just like dan ender

and man it’s a beautiful thing i will

say

right okay it does taste great i mean

we’re drinking some dr london drink up

yeah yeah i oh um

koala cola this tastes just like down

like i said mate nobody cares about the

process they just care about this moment

right here everybody’s got this moment

the first time

hey

god crikey crampy sit down crampy

it is you’re right they i mean i don’t

i don’t want to be offensive to anyone’s

culture here then but uh

crabby does seem to struggle even more

with articulation than you do

um yeah like i said the heat kind of got

to him you know

he doesn’t have the frontal lobe going

through the steak no frontal lobe

so it’s really just it’s quite sad but

you know what can you do

he’s a koala so i mean is crampy like

is his frontal lobe not developed

because it’s just not no no it’s just no

no no it

you know it’s just not there he just

doesn’t have one

oh kind of like shane’s appendix

something like that yeah maybe i mean

you could possibly compare the two

it depends on whether or not he was born

with it or not

okay but there’s no there’s there’s no

like

i don’t know lobotomies being performed

on

like i said the columns really nobody’s

interested in the process it doesn’t

matter at the end of the day all that

matters is the taste and it tastes just

like down under

i mean you put that think about

americans they don’t want

to know the process that’s boring yeah

they

they like they like speedy stuff they

want the answer

they want results you don’t tell them

about this stuff no

that’s true that’s why everyone skips

over dr london’s

medical lesson because they’re just like

getting past the details

that’s why nobody reads the ingredients

on a bag of chips

because i know it’s a bag of chips oh i

thought you guys called it crisps

yeah you know i i don’t even know

or are you talking about our french

fries yeah

he might be more frankly a bag of chips

yeah i’m referring to the crunchy things

that are circular

and you chomp on them oh no those aren’t

those are crisps yeah crisps

no no yeah yeah crisps uh you know like

i said i went through uh the

the i had a lot of heat bearing down on

me

wow right right you know yeah i’m from

australia i swear i’m from australia

like

don’t down there you know

eat your snacks i pack you some dingo

meat mate

so yeah i also didn’t you know this is

just a very very much a side but i

didn’t realize that koalas ate meat

i thought i did think that they were

vegetarians or something right

maybe i’m thinking of something yeah

well you know a lot of times they’re

vegetarians but in the

in the steakhouse you know you can’t be

too picky around there

and

i chose to give him dingo meat um

you know it it it just it calms him down

it turned him into a bit of a different

kind of

minded koala in koala you know okay

so um he’s not quite like he used to be

i feel like we’re we’re kind of getting

to a point where

i feel like we’ve really introduced this

new brand pretty well

um and grampy’s going to be joining us

from here on out

over or at least the episodes that were

on the koala cola

network yeah yeah we’re you know very

excited to have crampy around

and maybe you know uh we from what we

understand from what

we’ve been told crampy will be a really

active part almost like a um

a third co-host potentially you know

honestly i think we’re gonna have to

rain check on that

because uh yeah crampy’s got uh he’s got

some uh appointments uh so

yeah he’s got some he’s real busy real

busy

we got we got lots of uh you know stuff

we gotta do

so you know for the brand and whatnot

i don’t know if that’s gonna work out

i’m sorry

did he say let me escape no he’s he’s

he’s messing around looking at him

he’s got a lot of energy pent up so you

know he likes to

joke about escaping because you know

he’s in a room and he likes to be

outside

right um yeah i mean my dog you know

tries to run outside

oh yeah yeah for sure

okay um i guess that’s that’s a good

time do we

so we’re we are you know we’re obviously

on stage here we’ve been giving this

whole presentation

this unveiling of the new sponsor

everything

and i just want to yeah i’m sorry

please come down but um

i do feel like you know do we want to do

the chores i think that yes crampy

and reggie both should spin the chore

wheel

all right how about you let me do it

buddy he he doesn’t have uh

the opposable thumbs and well

while they’re explaining the chore wheel

or we’ll i’ll give a brief explanation

of what that is

uh basically we just have a huge list of

to-do lists

chores that we have haven’t accomplished

doing the dishes taking out the draft

all these different things that we’ve

sort of neglected

and so we created a fun chore wheel and

we spin it every single week and

whatever

it lands on that is exactly what we do

without question

big money big money night

oh boy oh no oh i knew this one would

come up

i mean it great i knew it was going to

come up today i mean it’s kind of a

coincidence that it came up today

yeah it seems it seems i can’t read it

what’s it say there

it says eat a hundred hot dogs [ __ ]

yeah okay so um i hope then i hope the

dog’s a dingo

all right so i don’t know i think we’re

gonna accomplish a short is this a

hundred

total or is this a hundred a person

uh well i do see behind the chore wheel

oh they’re bringing it out they’re

bringing it on the tray okay

now it is a hundred per person

unfortunately

okay um okay so we need okay

so i guess we need a hundred for me a

hundred for dr london a hundred for

crampy 100

for baby dinky and a hundred for reggie

and do we

i mean sydney opera house do you want

any hot dogs

i’m a vegetarian okay oh okay it sounds

like he’s a vegetarian

so i guess do you love the vegetarian

hot dogs he only eats vegemite that’s

what that means danny so he’s not going

to eat a hot dog

dude he just straight away really fast

so i was gonna say if there might be a

vegemite option or

something but okay um

yeah i guess so so chewing

food on mic usually doesn’t sound good

like no

that’s a video footage thing i guess we

can just get dj dillon to edit out the

chewing sounds

hopefully yeah i guess okay so i guess

we’ll um

so so for our listeners this might be

kind of a

i don’t know an onerous part because we

are just going to be

eating and kind of talking the way you

do during a family meal that at least

that’s that’s what i’m guessing here

going into it because

i would you know one thing that’s been

emphasized along with

uh how this koala cola tastes just like

downunder

just like it mate don’t it yeah okay

along with that they’ve been emphasizing

how we are a family now

how baby dinky koala

and uh crampy koala you know we’re

we’re all a family now as part of the

sponsorship as part of this

podcast network you know everyone’s kind

of supporting each other

so um and thank you dj dylan because i i

hope

well i mean i’m hoping that because i’ve

gone through at least 30 hot dogs

you know throughout my telling that uh

i’ve been chowing down yeah i mean we’re

dj dylan has done

is i he’s a really good editor so i’m

guessing that all the chewing noises and

the coughing noises that we’re making

right now while we’re scarfing down

these hot dogs we’ll probably just cut

those out so it’ll sound like we’re just

talking normally

yeah yes and not because i mean yeah i

mean

more than i have because you’re sort of

a hot dog pro

i’m at 29. well i mean you’ll notice how

i have

just a whole lot of i had them

pre-dipped in water

like you know the pros do that they’ll

dip it in water before they take a bite

and it came out on the tray like that

yeah

just soaking yeah so i i have an

advantage because this is

this is kind of my weekend activity

usually and reggie you’re eating these

hot dogs in a very interesting way do

you want to describe it a little bit

i’ve never actually seen someone eat a

hot dog like this

well you gotta peel them mate and it’s

it’s

very interesting it i guess yeah i mean

it’s like a banana

you’re peeling it open and you’ve got a

little

i guess sort of banana well you got to

think about this mate like when we’re

out in the steak house

and you’re eating stuff the outside just

gets so cooked you’ve got to peel

everything even if it doesn’t have a

peel it develops a peel

thanks to the sun oh so yeah so it’s

just something we do as a precaution

really so you don’t eat too much

carcinogens or whatever they call and

you don’t get the cancer you know

yeah the the cancer from the sun

baking it yeah exactly

you know how you can get melanoma just

from the just from the sun cooking your

skin it does the same thing to food you

don’t want to get melanoma by

consumption of melanoma peels yeah

people don’t talk about

second-hand melanoma or second-hand skin

cancer

oh it’s very serious secondhand sun

radiation

yeah all the time out in the steakhouse

i’ll tell you what wow

yeah i mean i’m crampy you’re also

eating it in a

neat interesting way is this just how

koalas eat hot dogs i didn’t think it

was i didn’t think it was like this

you know i think for him it’s just that

he’s a little uneducated on the subject

he hasn’t had too many hot dogs in his

life you know

koalas are always eating bananas and

swinging around and whatnot yeah

well it’s it’s different from bananas

because he’s

all it looks like he said all it was it

looks like he’s trying to eat them all

at once it’s just like a slow oh yeah no

i’m saying i’m saying i’m saying he’s

used to just eating bananas and

swinging around and what not like koalas

do you know yeah i mean he’s clearly i

mean

he was able to like unhinge his jaw to

fit everything in but he

i don’t think he can breathe crank

crampy can you breathe

well they actually breathe through their

pouch so

oh yeah yeah so don’t worry about it if

he looks like he’s suffocating he’s not

really suffocating because he can

breathe fine through his catch

well and you know what i you know i hate

to point it out for everyone but i guess

you know what we’re

uh baby dinky is also

eating the hot dogs in a strange

get very way yeah so i

you know for our listeners who can’t see

it creeps me out so much

dr london i’m sorry i just have to yeah

he’s a bit of a creepy bloke but you

know

he does the skin on him is not

right it’s not i was good i was just

going to point out

a koala what he gets

you know he was baked in in the outback

too so it’s

it’s kind of i’m in the experiment he

really doesn’t know what he’s talking

about so

so it yeah he gets he doesn’t even have

a

a back lobe either much less a frontal

lobe

he’s real he’s real stupid at this

moment that’s really sad

that’s why we call him baby dinky

because his brains say dinky

oh so he’s not an actual baby well he is

a baby but he’s also

stupid oh right yeah i guess that

doesn’t make that’s why they call them

babies because they’re stupid

well that’s why we call him stupid

because he’s a baby also true

wow tomato potato i guess so i mean that

answers all my questions like i said

we’re not very articulate but we do say

what we mean

and sorry i i did want to just get this

out so so

baby dinky is eating the hot dogs like

the cookie monster i just wanted to

you know yeah but it’s well you can’t

really compare the two since

cookies are they crumble everywhere and

stuff but yeah well i mean

it looks like the hot dogs are crumbling

everywhere i mean they’re really

shredding

yeah but it also i mean baby

sharp teeth is i was about to say really

sharp teeth and sort of a lizard tongue

yeah you know like i said you know he

may have had some sort of birth defect

or something his brain’s so tiny you

know

we’re not really sure what happened his

tongue is long

because his brain is so tiny yeah you

know sometimes

material gets swapped out in the in the

patch there when you’re developing in

the pouch as a koala because he’s

he’s a koala you know so uh it’s like

how when people like absorb

that oh wow oh

you’re really shy he needs to he needs

to get back in the patch i think he’s

getting a bit

testy you know you don’t yeah your

koalas get quite testy when they get

tired

you don’t have to shove them in the

pouch so aggressively though well i’m

just

you know i like to make sure that he’s

snug in there you know she didn’t fall

out of something what was that

was that for anything or was it okay no

i guess he just wanted to make his

cream i think yeah

like he hadn’t heard himself talk in a

while so he just wanted to throw that

out there yeah now imagine that for

three months in the steakhouse

wow yeah i mean that would drive me

crazy

okay so um if we wouldn’t mind we need

to go ahead and

well i mean we’re all on hot dog 99 do

we want to dedicate this last one real

quick

to uh yeah i don’t know he’s in a piece

of the steakhouse yeah peace in the

steakhouse it’s a good cause

uh we need lots of donations you know so

let’s let’s go ahead and

let’s do that

the steakhouse not also known as the

outback is full of all these different

animals that are always

eating and fighting each other and then

the cause that you

it’s your cause it’s it’s an

organization that you started

well yeah we we started it uh it

prevents animals from eating each other

well it just provides peace in general

so yeah it’s just peace

we need tons of of capital that’s what

we really need so

we’re looking for big time people do we

we’re not

really looking so much for investments

as we are donations

because we’ve kind of got it all set up

you know so we just need money at this

point just donations

uh that we can do with what we want to

provide peace

okay about peace all right let’s

dedicate our

final hot dog to peace in the steakhouse

okay i mean dr london does that i feel

like that has to accomplish the chore

right

yeah i think so um all right so now we

have to

of course destroy the chore wheel like

usual so

uh now we should probably live i feel

like baby dinky handled this one because

he didn’t really handle spinning the

tour wheel

ooh do you want to take out that anger

on the chore wheel and destroy it for us

it was that

oh man it’s still just falling right in

between the two

i okay so let’s just step back i’m just

gonna give baby dinky this gun and if

you want to shoot the chore wheel

yeah let’s just give baby dinky a gun

he’s really bearing his teeth at it is

what i’m seeing

oh are you gonna eat it up

okay just yeah just let baby dinky go on

oh wow that is

why is it so like soaking wet

very tasty oh man

that you were able to eat the uh that

whole thing after a hundred hot dogs was

very impressive

hungry damn all right so i feel like

um yeah so that’s the chore wheels done

um so reggie uh you know i

understand that you know baby dinky and

uh crampy koala are probably just good

with you know promoting their own brand

is there anything you’re a fan of that

you want our listeners

is there any way for listeners to keep

up with you or with anything you’re a

fan of

you mean besides uh koala cola

yeah it’s just like dananda okay uh

yeah um you know i really i i’ve started

a career

as a country artist and i know uh you

know i kind of want to be like

the keith urban of the perth area so

um yeah so my my name is

bucky wild child uh because

my other name is bucky wild child you

know that’s that’s

what my father always called me false

identities

if you look up on instagram and tick

tock bucky wild child

that’s me okay

oh so they’re all you okay um great so

so for listeners go ahead and uh

you know follow these accounts see see

what he’s posting

i’m guessing there’s a lot there um also

thank you to

uh our producer cameron thank you to oh

i’m sorry shane flagg

would you like to promote anything uh

yeah just follow me on facebook

friend me on facebook shane flag

shane fleg and uh

follow me on instagram @shaneflag

okay yeah yeah follow me on insta shane

fleg

okay so a lot of good stuff there a lot

of very knowledgeable things

are you on twitter now

uh i do have a twitter account

@shaneflag

i tweet lots of good knowledge good

tidbits

so yeah thank you to our intern shane fleg not an intern

thank you to reggie for coming along

thank you to

crampy koala tastes just like down under

that’s right mate yeah thank you to uh

baby dinky koala for coming on

god he creeps me out so much

thank you to DJ Dylan in the house

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oh yeah let me clear this up for you

guys the whole thing about koala cola

right the whole thing about koala cola

right

it tastes just like down undah

it tastes just like down under

thing about coca-cola

right the house

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it tastes like

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