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have you ever even tried koala cola have

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how many times do we need to say it

there’s no koala in the soda

hello and welcome to the jock doc podcast

part of the koala cola network where we

discuss fitness and health and how to

incorporate our modern understanding of

science and medicine into our daily

lives

but without it being so boring i’m your

host dr londonsmith.com

and i’m krampy koala cool

okay uh i would like to begin by

apologizing to our listeners

we’ve received some feedback about the

excessive amount of technical medical

terms that i’ve been using such as

endoscopic retrograde

cholangiopancreatography

and scissors sizzle thistle sizzle

so i will try to temper my terminology

to a simpler one in the future

here to help with that is our producer

cameron hey

dr london and i want to remind everyone

i feel like we always forget

to mention this um but today is our our

special seattle themed episode every

single episode we’ve done is based on a

special location around the world

yeah um and i mean we we kind of go to

the ends of the earth for

this i mean we’re we’re recording at the

tip of the space needle right now

yeah and it’s it’s tough because we have

balanced

this the the whole table on top of it oh

it’s awful it sucks

there’s a lot of i’m i’m so glad it’s

not that windy today

that was the big fear for me i was

listening back to some older episodes

recently and i was like we didn’t even

mention that

we were like like hanging under the arch

in st

louis you’re sure we didn’t

i listened to the whole thing didn’t

even mention it and i’m like we’re

spending so much money on

on this travel and setup thing i just i

could have sworn we mentioned

it because that one that one especially

because you fell

we we lost you for most of the episode

yeah

but no it’s not even it’s just sort of

skipped over so dj

maybe dj dylan if we do reference our

special

themed location make sure to keep it in

this time

nope yeah okay yeah maybe and i don’t

want to obviously don’t want to blame

david

like the audio was bad for that part

yeah maybe so that could have happened

okay so um when we were deep in the

jungle and

there was definitely a lot of things

growling at us i can understand wanting

to cut that out i’m sure that affects

like the acoustics

yeah yeah uh yeah

it’s it’s been a thing i mean i’m also

thinking of the time whenever

you just we went storm chasing also like

in the hurricanes and

uh northern russia yeah that’s right

um anyway so so all of these issues

have come up and so i do see you know

i’m not an audio engineer i don’t know

yeah i’m not a technical guy but you

know hopefully this makes it in the show

special seattle themed episode we’re all

eating sushi

um and that’s it yeah and there’s rain

sometimes i mean

yeah yeah it’s a lot of rain

well and also oh bill gates he gave me

this cool microchip

that he said to just go ahead and inject

it into my

hand and so i’m going to do that yeah

and you were saying

uh that that you you got the vaccine a

long while back this is just

just a microchip oh this is by itself

yeah yeah

yeah yeah so yeah it’s a qr code

and when you scan it it takes you right

to msn.com

not not being we’re still trying to

figure out that technology but right

now it’s like an nfc chip and you tap

your phone

boom you’re right there on msn and and

it’s great because it

you know you’d think that that would be

such a waste of money

to just put only that on a microchip but

but chips are so cheap these days

that’s right yeah and injection it is

cheaper to do that

than to waste my time going to my

browser

clicking the address bar and typing in

msn.com

yeah so i mean great that we found a

cost-effective way to do that

um just for the seattle theme so that’s

our producer cameron also with us is

digital in the house

i know you don’t remember

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me

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i

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and later cameron tells that we can

expect a special guest

wow that’s right dr london yeah so look

forward to that uh but before we move on

i would like to address a bit of

listener feedback

so this note comes from one lucky

drinker of koala cola

who collected enough exploded koala cola

canned

shrapnel to win a bit of free medical

advice

so the note reads quote

have you seen my pet cat chunkles it

swallowed my sister’s hamster

and we need the hamster back for legal

reasons end quote

so first of all thank you to this

listener for uh for reaching out to us

through

uh the koala cola can uh shrapnel

uh so we’d love to hear back from our

listeners uh to answer your question

uh i haven’t i don’t think i’ve seen

your cat chunkles

no um cameron have you seen a cat that

i guess recently ate some

someone’s sister’s hamster because they

the hamster is what they need

yeah i’m trying to think through the

cats that i’ve seen eat things recently

let’s see there’s that one it’s just cat

food that’s all i’m coming up with

yeah so not even mice

let me think let’s see what are there

mice that are

tiny little brown pellets that come in a

bag

no no i think that is cat food no but

good yeah then that’s i’m gonna

default back to that then or fecal

matter okay

um so in a bag

i i made you know some people scoop out

the litter box and

and then put in a bag so i’m not sure if

it was trash

kind of okay yeah i guess i can look

into that okay

yeah okay so so to this listener

cameron’s gonna look into it

uh so thank you for reaching out and i i

i do think we should

clarify here is that

people are talking about missing cats

dead cats or

dead hamsters or cats or whatever there

is no koala in koala cola i feel like

someone might make that connection and

might try to twist our words to mean

something that it doesn’t

it tastes just like down under it tastes

just like down under that is the

the famous motto of koala cola there is

no koala in koala cola i feel like

any time i feel like anytime we bring up

like animals eating other animals

eating an animal we need to like it’s

good to clarify that yeah legally we’re

obligated

so many people keep saying it i’m sorry

i missed it yeah uh

and it’s great to great to clarify um

all right and and also like just because

there’s one specific

sort of triangular area where all these

koalas go missing

doesn’t mean that they’re being

taken to a manufacturing plant and and

kind of squeezed into a soda

yeah it’s clear i mean look at it look

at the and it’s climate change one

also bermuda triangle right it’s not

like anyone was putting like amelia

earhart into a into a soda

it was just it’s just magic in that

triangle that makes them disappear

just probably like these koalas you know

i just

i just realized something that maybe i

should clarify for our listeners um so

so crampy koala cola’s voice might sound

a little bit different

this week and that’s because so last

week there there was a spokesperson for

uh that you know one by the name crabby

koala cola and they kept saying some

false things about the ingredients

about the treatment of koalas involved

in the koala process

so we just want to clarify you know we

we got this new spokesman

whose same same name same same flavor

you know

just just doesn’t say wrong things so

much

so that’s exactly uh but and cancel

culture

yes right cancel culture all right um

now for today’s medical topic alcoholic

liver disease

alcoholic liver disease is a chronic

lung condition caused by chronic intake

of excessive amounts of alcohol

in the short term the liver you know

just becomes fatty you’ve heard of fatty

liver uh this fatty liver tends to

result from binge drinking i feel like

that’s very presumptuous that i’ve

heard of fatty liver you don’t know what

i’ve heard of and what i’m sort of

invested in or interested in or spending

my time in

okay well have you heard of it um

no but i feel like i can assume what it

is

yeah it so it’s just like a fat liver

right yeah well it’s fatty it’s got more

fat

than yeah yeah okay this is like the

thing where they force feed ducks

right and then it makes their liver

fatty and then we eat it uh

that’s actually very comparable to

non-alcoholic

uh steroidal hepatitis

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there’s a there’s a fatty um version

where it’s just

people taking a lot of fat and then it

yeah kills the liver

and that that would probably mostly

affect people who have a feeding tube

of sort of fatty corn based material

being shoved down their throat

um for hours a day huh are you okay yeah

i feel like you’re referring to a movie

or

something there like no that’s what they

do with the ducks

okay yes yes with the ducks um in any

case so this is from alcohol as opposed

to that and for that diagnosis which

we’ll cover

uh you actually have to rule out the the

alcohol aspect

but this comes from drinking you know at

least

four or five servings of alcohol within

a two-hour period with binge drinking

and doing that over and over and sort of

the long term

cirrhosis of the liver occurs when you

maintain excessive drinking habits

chronically over time and 15 to 20

percent of heavy drinkers develop

alcoholic cirrhosis

so cirrhosis and this is a drinking game

it’s like the first one to get this is

it’s like a power hour and it’s like the

first one to get this

is wins it without throwing up or

whatever

it it’s not it’s not an hour no it’s

it’s very long term i i wouldn’t

recommend this drink so it’s like a

hardcore power hour then huh

it in a sense yeah but i would say the

rewards for it aren’t good so i’m gonna

so the rewards for it what cirrhosis

it’s a chronic liver disease

characterized by fibrosis so it’s like

your liver having so many scars from

injuries

that the formerly functioning part of

the liver is just scars

so it cannot do its normal job some of

these jobs include making coagulation

factors that keep you from bleeding out

as well as making proteins like albumin

and the conversion of hormones like

estrogen

okay so you’re saying it’s less about

who gets this first it’s more about

whoever has the most visible scars

that is sort of the winner of this and

you know

if you if you’re trying to and it’s just

called the fatty liver game

no no this is alcoholic liver disease

alcoholic yeah cervical disease

game cirrhosis game i don’t know that

it’s

so if you wanted to make it a game which

i would

not shot roses i feel like that’s a

better name

this is a fun game called shot rosis and

you just

keep i mean if you want to attach a

specific

liquor to it you can too if you want it

to be like fireball or something

okay so and and i wouldn’t recommend

getting this this is actually bad so

another issue is that blood from your

digestive tract

that normally flows to the liver when

the liver is serosed

less blood can get through so it the

blood backs up and

increases blood pressure between the

digestive tract and the liver and that’s

known as portal hypertension

so this causes swelling in the abdomen

and spleen and in certain blood vessels

including the ones in the throat uh and

that causes

esophageal varices so it’s the blood

vessels in your throat just swelling up

so those can burst and cause bloody

vomit

or black stool uh

just like a power hour yeah i feel like

you don’t want this

so it’s um it can also cause hepatic

encephalopathy from a build-up of toxins

in the brain that the liver normally

would detoxify or remove and so the

patients with hepatic encephalopathy can

have decreased mental function or

confusion

they can have a flapping tremor with

their hands called asterixis

rigidity hyperreflexia pheter hepaticus

and that’s a musty odor of breath

clinically

these patients you know they could have

all those things but they could also

have

no noticeable findings early in the

disease uh others may have that

that bleeding in the throat that i

mentioned and that’s the most

life-threatening complication of the

portal hypertension

treatment includes treating the

underlying disease so

abstaining from alcohol is an obvious i

think

usually i think just like gatorade or

pedialyte

like the morning after you know what i

mean you’re gonna like a cure for a

hangover

i would say do that and then make some

like i don’t know biscuits and gravy

with sausage something like

real just good and fatty

okay so and well once again this is

chronic that i think you’re talking a

little bit more about acute and even so

an acute disease it’s so if varices are

present the first step is to stabilize a

patient with iv

fluids if they are hemodynamically

unstable once stabilized emergent upper

gi endoscopy is performed for diagnosis

and to treat the hemorrhage either with

varicel

ligation or sclerotherapy iv triotide

can help in the acute setting and to

prevent recurrence you can use

non-selective beta blockers like

propanol timolola and nadal

uh for the hepatic encephalopathy that’s

the part where the brain gets filled

with toxins

they can be given lactulose to prevent

the absorption of ammonia

they can give it be given um rifaximin

which is an antibiotic that kills bowel

flora

and so it decreases the ammonia

production by intestinal bacteria

and just because just because you’re not

in college anymore

doesn’t mean that you can’t do these

kind of drinking games

this is one thing you know i think

people once they get too

old they sort of settle into a pattern

of

not not just being kids anymore you know

what i mean

not having fun and so i encourage you if

you’re

40 years old listen to this 50 60

70 years old let’s get some shot roses

going

go down to the liquor store let’s uh

let’s pump this up

okay and okay so some other

complications

we’re nearly done with explaining the

what i see as a

pretty bad disease and what you see as a

game uh

and if you’re if you’re sober from

liquor then i mean

wine or beer works great too you just

have to do larger quantities

okay so um other complications include

panorino syndrome

that’s treated with octreotide metadrine

you can have hepatopulmonary syndrome

that’s characterized by orthodoxy

or that’s hypoxia when you’re sitting

upright they can have

a spontaneous bacterial peritonitis

hyperestronism

blood clots and hepatocellular carcinoma

ultimately once the liver becomes

serosed the cure is a

liver transplant and you can’t get one

of those unless you’re abstaining from

alcohol for

more than six months uh everyone with

cirrhosis should get an ultrasound every

six months

every six months to screen for cancer uh

because of course

that that irritation that cirrhosis and

fibrosis can can cause cancer

but again just pedialyte the morning

after i feel like that’s gonna affect

that’s gonna like

really get you get you up and going

again

or just chill out you know what i mean

just like have a day to yourself on the

couch and just watch tv

you know yeah well

we can go and move on from there if

that’s you know

i i feel like any advice you give here

is really not going to be good for

for the listener well

you think that there’s not enough like

rules in the game because right now it

sounds like it’s just you

you just drink until you get this

disease

you think there maybe should be like so

then what if before they drink you know

they’ve got to take like the little

little crown off the

off the cup kind of like in king’s cup

yeah i’m i feel like or just yeah

like just we’ll just add the like the

thumb thing like if someone puts their

thumb on the table

everyone has to do it real quick so you

just do that

you keep doing shots um until you get

this disease and then i think that i

think that’ll be good

okay and that’s you know that’s

cameron’s opinion i i want to you know

remind our listeners that cameron is not

a medical professional per se he’s more

he’s a producer

more of a medical guru yeah all right

we can move on from there say i’m a guru

he’s a guru okay thank you that’s not

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all right uh cameron you said that we

have a special guest today is that right

that’s right dr london but here’s the

thing though

is that i don’t know who it is the

person is they like their

publicist called us right but like

they weren’t willing to tell us like who

the guest was so

they’re hiding they’re hiding right

behind that door

okay do you wanna no okay

oh all right so i’ll just i’ll pull the

door string

okay you do it yeah okay uh

hello there my name is dr

londonsmith.com and this is our producer

cameron and what was your name

hey baby it’s donald glover how y’all

doing

oh how am i doing how are you how is

london doing yeah because yeah this is

just

directed to me yeah how are you doing i

would say the

the deepness of your v-neck right now dr

london scrubs are

have a very very deep v right now i

would say that it’s showing you

showing a very confident positive

attitude yeah

uh i mean it’s just it’s just my style

too well we can

just i mean donald you’re you’re sort of

a fashion expert yourself like you’re

known for your

your style i mean what do you think of

dr london’s

extremely deep veed scrubs

i do like that v-neck but you know

i got different sides of my personality

like me donald

you know i just like to dress like uh

you know like kind of like kanye on the

college dropout album

but you know you know childish gambino

he don’t wear shirts

ever oh no because you gotta show like

london’s like a mix

okay so i guess maybe

a compromise would be dr london could

you do sort of a crop top like maybe cut

your shirt your scrubs in half so you’re

showing

showing a little bit of your abs you’re

saying that we should

that i should because his his fashion

preference is different then i should go

ahead and

take out these scissors you’re handing

me the scissors and just

just make this into a crop top right now

yeah i mean donald’s making a great

point you’ve got these different

personalities in the same way that

i mean donald it sounds like you sort of

compartmentalize

your you as donald and also childish

gambino

and in the city these two sides two

sides in the same way we’ve got dr

london the um kind of dog napper

and just scoundrel and also dr london

the podcasting doctor

okay so and i i do i want to bring up

you know something here

because i know you’re you’re talking as

if our all of our listeners will know

who this

is you know i only recently heard about

uh there’s there’s a tv show um

called community uh i i recently heard

about it

and recently yeah it’s it’s um

dr london is not allowed to watch a lot

of

television yeah and i’m not allowed to

listen to any music

so no it’s um his mom gets really mad

and so he has to like stay up super late

and sort of like sneak in the living

room to to watch it

like like keep the haul the tv wow dr

london i didn’t know he was listening

like that

i mean um well i’m donald glover

uh i i was on community and i

i got my own show it’s called atlantis

on fx we want a lot of emmys atlantis

okay so so you’re based on so you got

like an aquatic feel

it said uh uh uh not

not quite at not atlantis like the uh

the disney cartoon mm-hmm atlanta that’s

the next round

that’s where i grew up okay so

you’re skipping over you were in an

extremely huge disney cartoon very

recently you were

you played uh simba and the lion king

yeah but i just did that for the check

oh wow you hate

that you hate your role in the lion king

that’s huge this is exclusive

information i love this

i’m just surprised let’s be honest it’s

not very good no it

sucked it was awful but to hear you say

that makes me feel

so good on our podcast i love that so

much

dr london were you saying something yeah

it just might my only exposure to you

uh mr glover is uh

so i saw one clip from the show

community and it was

the one where you and another character

were

were singing about christmas or i guess

rapping about christmas

and so i’m just that’s and i i have to

assume that like at least

three quarters of our audience uh you

know the all the aspiring

they’re all we’re marketed towards

six-year-old children

but they’re all aspiring medical

students

so that’s sort of that’s the audience

that i’m expecting so i don’t know if

they’re going to be familiar with the

rest of your work so if we could focus

maybe on just at least for the moment

the

the thing that all of us will know about

which is you sing about

christmas and right you’re saying that

our audience of children

wouldn’t recognize donald from something

like say

the lion king but maybe the christmas

wrapping episode

not the episode yeah just the right when

i

said you stay up really late and you

sneak into the living room to watch tv

so your mom doesn’t know

i really meant you sneak in the living

room to watch youtube videos

that’s right yeah well just like a

little

just like when you were a kid just sneak

in the living room and you flip on the

youtube videos and it’s showing you a

30-second community clip from 11 years

ago

yeah well because normally it’s it’s all

you know suturing techniques

or uh you know looking at whatever

surgeries uh

and it’s that’s kind of fun and so this

one came up on my feed because i

i guess it’s related so what

i don’t understand what we’re talking

about so donald why are you here you’re

this gigantic star why

and you under such secrecy i mean your

publicist just told us that it was

someone very special we had we had no

idea it was you

well you know i didn’t i didn’t i didn’t

want the black to be too hot i just

wanted it to be like a

a little surprise just for just for us

you know i

i happen to come across your podcast

it was on spotify recommends it comes it

comes very

uh highly recommended and i listened to

it and i was like i gotta be on that

wow okay that this is i mean again

you are pretty famous for being sort of

like

a verse like sort of uh not into

the marketing interviews kind of aspect

of thing

and so for you to just pop onto this

podcast

means so much to be donald i’m sorry i’m

kind of

i’ve kept tearing up here are you what

you welcome baby you know sometimes i

just want to talk you know this isn’t

really a marketing job

like i’m not here to market anything i

just want to talk i just want to learn

medicine

you know what i’m assuming here like

yeah okay so

um yeah so i’m trying to think of a way

to tie

medicine into the the christmas wrap

uh oh right you’re you’re fixated on the

christmas wrap well i just it’s always

because it’s the only thing that you and

everyone

will know yeah you know i gotta i gotta

disclose

that i don’t remember the rap really

well because i mean i filmed that like

like i was just i was barely out of nyu

when i filmed that show but

but i mean we could do whatever you want

baby yeah okay yeah okay

i imagine it’s mostly just talking about

christmas i don’t think there’s anything

even

like i don’t even i’m not even sure

there’s an angle on it yeah

well i uh it’s been a while since i

watched as well so

what i remember of it was something

about this is what you want to talk

about with our

the only a-list celebrity we’ve ever had

on this show

that’s not true we had we did george jar

jar martin yeah

i was gonna say uh jason otier the

famous pop star

oh right we did have and he’s well he’s

more of an apocalypse plus

star no offense donald he was of course

the one who was cancelled

released the album apologize but so um

him i’m familiar with oddly but uh

okay so so donald have you um i guess

okay here’s what we can do since i and

presumably most of our listeners only

know

about the one youtube clip what if we

focus instead on your dreams and

aspirations

maybe i’m hoping they’re within medicine

hoping

it’s something that we can you know join

in with you

on i great maybe this is too

presumptuous for me but

i’m thinking uh maybe

you know you have you have atlantis

maybe we have something like

a medical tie-in like we

well you know i i’m an artist so i’m

like a doctor too because i heal

y’all heal people with medicine i heal

people with my art

and that’s very true i you know

i bring up a lot of times how on this

show how dr london’s sort of a quack

because he focuses so much on like the

technical aspects of things he’s like

oh does this chemical mix right with

this other chemical to make this person

feel better

but it’s like he doesn’t think about art

he doesn’t think about comedy

because comedy is also medicine and you

do

both of those things and you’re

shirtless that’s three things that you

do

yeah and i

i i thank you for for putting dr london

in his place like this

you know i don’t even mean it with any

disrespect and like it’s okay

you did bring up the shirtless thing i

just want to say i

i love being shirtless because i don’t

even have like a uh

a banging physique like i don’t look

like jason derulo or

or the rock or one of those i’m just i’m

just donald i like to eat pizza

and i mean i work out like two times a

week and to be honest when you are

wearing clothes it’s often

very like thin sheer

like kind of see-through clothes anyway

so you might as well be shirtless

i get it and i’m going to take my shirt

off

i think we should all take our shirts

off yeah well i’ve okay so i’m going to

do it

mr glover i thought that you you had

your shirt off when you came in because

you lost it

is that’s not the case oh oh no no no i

mean i got a closet with shirts you know

like

you know when i go pick up an award or

something because i win so many awards

but

but nah i just i just like to be

shirtless okay

i mean you’re kind of your v-neck is

very deep so

i mean you you’re kind of like halfway

there you might as well join me baby

and if you could just my head is stuck

taking my shirt off if you could just

if you could just handle this yeah you

mean like

tie it off so that it stays there yeah

just yeah just go ahead and tie it off

okay so now now i’m

i’m i’m feeling a lot better sort of

wearing a mask now

i mean donald i want to thank you for uh

hanging out with us now

so i mean this is a a medical

podcast like we were talking about

before so i do

have to ask a question are you sick

i mean i’m sick you know of what’s going

on in the world

and all that stuff but personally no i’m

doing fine i’m a celebrity baby i got

top-notch kid

wow and see this is why we don’t need

people like dr

london in our lives because if everyone

just had the attitude

of i’m gonna become an a-list superstar

then we would all be taken care of

this is why i don’t believe in universal

health care

because i just think that like if you if

you

just become extremely famous then you’ll

be taken care of

it’s motivation and you’re a big yang

guy so you you understand that yes but

see the

because like not everybody could do what

i do i

i don’t want to be too mean about it but

not everybody can do what i do

just because i’m so talented like that

because i’m sucking up so much talent

that means there’s not going to be

enough talent to distribute to the rest

of the world

so i gotta like you know you know i’m

taken care of but

but i like yang because he’s like here’s

a thousand dollars

make sure you’re good exactly if you

can’t get as much money as i can

you know you’re making sure everybody’s

taken care of that’s why

yang gang baby okay so i i have i have

one question that you know this is kind

of

not not exactly related to your career

but the fact that you’re a celebrity

um we’ve had this new sponsor

and i’m wondering so so we’ll go walking

down the street

with uh you know crampy

cola koala i’m sure you’ve you’ve heard

um

and it’s just the press the paparazzi

has been

all over us and like even before the

sponsorship

just me you know just because this this

podcast is obviously so huge

uh you know our patreon is exploding

it’s more than we can

handle really so what we’ve been

struggling with is

the celebrity of it because um i i guess

one question is

do you do you have one of those masks

that people put on to like

go to a bar that you know that makes you

look normal like like

not a celebrity

oh oh i see what you’re saying like i

mean

honestly honestly like i’m i’m not very

tall like

i i don’t look like i’m like i’m not

like nba tall i’m just like regular

height

and if i put a shirt on and i put some

sunglasses on people

people just think i’m another black guy

so i’m i mean i’m usually cool like i

don’t got to get too crazy with the

disguise just like

i i i wish i was a little bit taller

which was a baller

right maybe i’d have to put on like a a

really

elaborate disguise like i i really like

scooby-doo

maybe i would like put on a scooby-doo

costume no one would notice like a six

foot two dog

but but i you know or or maybe just wear

a paper bag like a jets fan

i don’t know just really blend with the

crowd like that you know

yeah but i i do want to say you you do

you sort of list i just looked up your

height you list your

height at five nine but i i don’t wanna

blow up your spot here and we can edit

this out but you’re clearly more like

five

two your

next q next question i i don’t wanna i

don’t wanna discuss this i don’t know

i am so sorry dj dylan just go ahead and

just go and

cut all that out yeah nope oh yeah you

better cut that out don’t

have my agent reach out you know it says

here that you’re five nine

i gotta say you look more like five

eleven to me

oh yeah you you know i just wanted to be

humble because like i’m already so rich

and famous yeah once

many awards like it would suck to be

five eleven two people get very jealous

so i like i like i knocked it off two

inches and i was like okay why not

so so one i get i’m sorry to go back to

this but

uh because i know whatever i said that i

asked if you put on disguises when you

go out and you said

sunglasses is fine um but you also

really seem to emphasize the height

aspect as if that would disguise so i

just

you know there are certain celebrities

that are known for being shorter like

say tom cruise

very recognizable celebrity but

um you know he’s he’s short not not tall

or he’s

i guess shorter than average so uh

for him do you think if he just put on

sunglasses

like is that is that the entire trick to

just

if you’re short enough yes and no

because

tom cruise has like the energy

of like an older person like your

grandparents but he looks like he’s 25

so like it’s just his whole aura is

confusing so you just know it’s him

like i’ve seen him on a lot before and

i’m just like

tom like we all know it’s you and um

i’m not joining scientology stop asking

me okay

so he so he he does disguise himself

but it doesn’t do any good no he cuz

he’s always dressed up he’s always

dressed up and he’ll put like some

aviators on and i’m just like

bro we know it’s you okay can’t wait for

the next mission impossible movie but

and also stop the scientology stuff but

you know whatever and you’re sure it’s

him

i just you you’re positive that that’s

tom cruise that you’re talking to

whenever

these moments happen you just it’s like

is it just is it possible

another just it’s just another like 5-2

man running around yelling at people

about scientology there are a lot of

those in los

angeles yes yes but the problem is

tom like he has grandpa energy but his

face looks like he was born in 1995

yeah that’s that’s what throws it off

like if you get any whiff of the face

and like

why is your skin not wrinkly you’re like

oh that’s concrete why do you look like

you’re wearing the face of another man

essentially yeah yeah well just like the

movie

exactly little mask well i mean

i mean dr lund does that does that does

that get to the heart of your question

i i guess so so for us

whenever i’m walking down the street

okay that’s what this is all about okay

so dr

london is trying to figure out how to

hide in the crowd so he’s not hounded by

the paparazzi

she’s constant yeah so i mean

and you’ve told me don’t wear the the

jock doc podcast brand mask

on my face you told me don’t do that

with a logo

uh which i mean i i can’t not do that

so so that’s gonna happen dr london well

you could double mask

because you wear your jack doc podcast

mask and then you wear like a

like a reusable mask too but and then

boom well but i have to

oh you’re trying you’re trying to

advertise yeah yeah i have to advertise

so

it’s i mean granted yes our masks are

the the best

quality there is yeah uh it’s you know

it it’s they don’t they don’t put it on

the cdc website as much because

you know the n95 masks are sort of the

standard

but um the only reason they don’t you

know put ours on the website is because

the limited supply

well the n95s don’t have a speaker in

them that if someone is within six feet

of you it starts saying get back

get back and ours ours does

oh wow yeah it’s it’s pretty

sophisticated

okay you sound interested you know we

have them for sale i would love that

i’d even i told you i wasn’t gonna brand

i’d love to collab like i could i could

sing it for you like

stay six feet back

yes stay six feet back so we i can do i

can do an aggressive rap too hold on

hold on

i can do a girl take six feet back stay

fit give me back stay six feet back

i mean i’m trying to get better i got i

got different styles baby well

now i’m feeling so stupid because we we

already ordered 600 000 of these

for you know they already have the chip

in them with

uh it’s not the bill gates chip it’s a

different one

just a yell it’s just me saying get back

yeah and stop it

leave me alone is there a way to rework

these yeah leave me alone was

a lot of it’s the frustrating thing is

that

you did the programming so i don’t know

how many of these

you know turned out uh saying which

phrase

i feel like you just had impossible to

know yeah yeah so

some of them are just grocery lists real

quick dr linda i gotta call you out you

you say that you wanna like hide in the

crowd a little more but you

invite this attention a lot i mean even

right now you’re dating the socialite

krampus kardashian

that’s right is that i mean oh wow it’s

just

you know like you know that that the

krampus kardashian is going to invite

a lot of cameras taking pics of y’all

yeah but

so that’s my personal life and um

you know whenever i have feelings for

someone then are we gonna are we gonna

say that’s a

just a publicity stunt or

maybe do i actually have feelings for

someone that to me that that’s pretty

unfair criticism

i didn’t i don’t choose what my heart

wants right my heart wants this

this person who’s you know heavily

associated with reality tv and very

famous and

yeah krampus kardashian yeah krampus

kardashian so it’s

i didn’t know you was dating krampus yes

that’s news to me y’all keep it on down

low no it’s it’s been

it’s been great it’s been great um there

have been

some some family troubles uh yeah it

does seem like publicity though dr

london like it

no i just in the past when you genuinely

liked a girl you

you can’t talk to her because you’re

constantly like sort of

vomiting that’s right and you start

crying if she starts talking to you she

you start

crying okay well first off so

the constant vomiting when you like

someone that’s normal

everyone has that donald do you

experience that when you have a crush on

someone

when you’re hanging out with janae aiko

and she is turning you down

is that is that why what

cameron why y’all bring that up like i’m

really sorry dj dylan cut that out i

don’t know what’s wrong with me i’m just

i’m just i don’t know

that you’ve been you’ve been you’ve been

uh you’ve been a livestream

i just i’m a big fan so it’s just you

know i i

i sometimes i i’m curious about behind

the scenes you know

but you’ve had some heart you’ve had

heartbreak in your life but you’ve also

had a lot of love

does that i mean do you experience sort

of what dr london experiences like a lot

of nervousness and

excessive vomiting when you’re into

someone

you you know you know you if you if you

listen to

my my uh my album you know behind the

internet

that song 3005 that’s about getting

butterflies

no matter what you say what you do and i

don’t want to miss

you yeah that was just me that was just

wow

honestly you know it was me asking a

girl out yeah and you know

all the words to your songs which is so

cool i love when artists

don’t clearly yeah just know all the

words to their songs

i mean so dr london maybe you are a

little more normal than i’m uh giving

you credit for but it just seems like

publicity just because you’re

not throwing up as much as you usually

do you’re still throwing up let me know

like

way too much i really think as a doctor

you should

be more interested in whatever’s going

on there it’s just nerves we all

look we all get this and our listeners

will you know they’ll i’m sure they’ll

back me up

over twitter and everything you know let

me know like

it’s you know let’s let’s get the

hashtag going if it’s just

nerds then stop eating so many of those

boxes of nerds before you go to bed

uh no it’s a nerd before bed a nerd

before a wake

and that’s how uh maybe they’re talking

about a nerd

like the little pebble not an entire

we’re talking about the movie theater

boxes here

oh wait wait wait wait wait you you are

you even nerds like humans or

you talking about the candy because i i

need you to clarify because if you’re a

cannibal

i gotta hop off this thing cola contains

new cools okay crampy or

what’s our culture it’s crampy that’s so

interesting that our creamy koala

is has a similar name to your girlfriend

krampus kardashian

yeah yeah it’s i mean i it’s not that

it’s just you know yeah it’s not really

that interesting latin and greek root

words maybe but i don’t know

um where are we are you a cannibal is

this like

this is like an army army hammer thing

is that his name

well and you know i hate to i hate to

pivot from this but for just a second we

do have to address

because of the mention of ingredients

what’s in something um so

so koala cola contains no koalas

they’re absolutely not yeah we do have

to mention this because like you said

the just the the mention of what an

ingredient is

we are obligated to mention koala cola

has only pure ingredients nothing you

know

weird about it i wouldn’t look too

closely at the ingredients

but just because it’s so many words it’s

like i don’t even know what half the

stuff means

but there’s no koala in it there can’t

be

yeah um i’m sorry so anyway to answer

the question uh

i don’t i don’t think i’ve eaten

humans i don’t think i’ve practiced

cannibalism okay

and you are when you’re talking about

eating a box of nerds you are talking

about the the candy

i oh

i didn’t expect you’re not supposed to

to stutter on that yeah it should be a

straight yeah

i didn’t expect sort of like uh oh

um should we just move on

you know i don’t want to blow up your

spot dr london and get you in trouble

yeah it’s just some i i don’t i don’t

know where it comes from but yeah

um so yeah we can uh i i don’t think

it’s that important

is i guess what i’m getting at here so

what what you’re bringing up was you

have this before bed

and is this making me vomit more uh

and i would say no that’s just

romance

i it’s just i don’t know and you’re

sweating so much lately i don’t know i

don’t like any of this

i don’t i don’t want to i don’t want to

dig into this any further i don’t think

yeah good because i i mean like i said

we’re just yes

is this a krampus thing has she

introduced you into

this weird food that you’ve been eating

that

you’ve been trying i heard they

illuminati so

they might be into some weird stuff dr

london you

ah what oh speak for yourself i have a

question about that donald have you

been invited into the illuminati you’re

a pretty big celebrity i’d imagine

they’ve at least

i’ve turned i’ll turn them down

everything so you have been invited

how do they invite you is it just you

get a phone call or postcard

yeah how do they reach out y’all seen

that movie uh the social network

yeah from a distance they they just they

just slide it in under your door

like with a little insignia and that’s

it and again i live in like a gated

community because i’m rich as hell

yeah they they still find a way in and

they just

you can pinch for the illuminati and i’m

like my black ass will not be

joining thank you very much but wait

wait wait so they give you a copy of the

social network

and is this information in the movie

like you’ve

suddenly got um jesse eisenberg like

being like hey you’re invited to the

illuminati

well jesse eisenberg is in the

illuminati just to confirm but

but no no no like you know when they

were doing i i didn’t provide

proper uh contacts you know when they’re

doing like uh

like the the what’s it the social clubs

like the phoenix like they they pinch

you they slide the

envelope with the invitational

i was under the impression yeah okay i

get it now so actually

yeah so and it’s facebook now not the

facebook

that’s been uh is it the fake is it is

it not the facebook anymore

yeah no i think they recently made a

change i just call it the hell hole

personally yeah yeah the hell hoe it’s

not simpler because crap you’re not a

social media guy donald you don’t you

don’t post very much and when you do

usually delete it after a while

and uh i don’t i don’t need people

hating on me

oh so it’s the haters that keeps you

away the haters make

me brave i love my haters

y’all y’all haven’t met the right haters

yet you

when when you when you when you get to

my level and don’t worry you y’all y’all

are like on your little mission

y’all are getting in my level not quite

there yet but you’re on your way once

you get to my level you’re gonna want to

disengage from all that stuff

from all the hate so okay well so that’s

another question so whenever the haters

uh come up and they you know approach

you

uh first i guess my first question is

how would you recognize a hater

um yeah what are haters throwing at you

that’s uh

because maybe we have encountered a

hater and we aren’t aware the real bad

haters cause like if someone’s just like

jack doc podcast sucks that ain’t gonna

hurt your feelings you don’t care baby

do they mean it like were they comparing

it to vacuums and they’re saying like

uh if it was a vacuum then it’d actually

be really good

but it’s what it’s supposed to do don’t

don’t take them seriously they probably

like great

grey’s anatomy fans or something i’m

fans don’t like us why don’t grey’s

anatomy fans like

us that’s the main demographic we’re

trying to appeal to yeah

six-year-olds crazy six-year-old sandra

oh fans

well well it’s kind of well i mean

six-year-olds have abc right so like

it’s not um yeah airway breathing

circulation that’s right

that’s true okay so okay i’m good now

so so all that to say okay someone

someone comes up to you

and they say donald i’m going to be

honest

but i’m not crazy about your music what

do you how do you react

that’s the way that’s not the way haters

operate that’s what i’m trying to push

okay

okay that’s good the haters the haters

want to join your posse and they’re like

donald

i love all your stuff i love atlanta i

i love the childish gambino album where

you

do like parliament funkadelic and all

that stuff but you can’t really sing

that well yeah they tell me that to my

face

and then you find out these people are

scheming behind your back trying to

limit your opportunities saying that you

suck and you ain’t got it no more

that’s what the real hayden is like

people

trying to scheme behind your back

but in into your face they’re acting

like your friend

it’s it’s the betrayal the the set of

females oh

wow that’s what you got to be careful

for double-sided

people telling you you outright suck i

mean that’s just that’s just a numbers

thing like that’s gonna happen that’s

fine

well i don’t know that that’ll happen

that’s that’s good

i hope to god that doesn’t happen but

well i i hope y’all toughen up a little

bit

yes because you’re telling me that maybe

i need to be more worried about the

people who are close

to me in my life all the kind of people

random strangers

because i’ve been wondering about this

my mom has been telling me lately that

i’ve been doing a great job

and i just don’t think that that’s

genuine

like i i think she’s faking it so she is

my mom a hater is she a hater

yeah she your mama

i oh that’s a tough one i think i think

you’re gonna have to get one of those uh

fbi lie detector test and yeah and plug

your mom’s up to it

are your friends just to know for sure a

polygraph or is this a new kind

of type of polygraph i just like calling

it a fbi lie detector test like

polygraph sounds so professional babe

oh no i mean it is a life what do you

have me saying about a polygraph it is a

lie detector test dr london were you

wondering if it was like a truth serum

or some sort of like medical thing

yeah i just i i’m aware that giving my

mom like a lobotomy

and yeah a chunk of her brother oh it’s

the government they it’s the government

don’t have no

new technological updates come on dr

london ain’t you a doc don’t you know

that

he really doesn’t know a whole lot

no they still use that old 1960 machine

where they hook it up to your arm like

meet the parents

yeah come on man ain’t got no new tech

okay so it’s

all right i think i think i’ve got a

grip on what

what the haters are about um i feel like

we got a grip on how to approach

celebrity stardom now

i just i can’t help but feel like we’re

approaching the time to to get some

chores done

and oh god it’s so awkward because we

have a celebrity on

and do you let me uh donald i’m i’m

really sorry about this but uh

for for for you and for people who

haven’t listened to the epis or listened

to our show before

um dr london and i have been neglecting

all of our chores all of our tasks all

of

the things we have to do around the

house and around the studio and around

the

space needle and these different things

um you know like

we we’ve neglected the dishes no one’s

mopped the floor

in years um the dog hasn’t been waxed in

forever

and so we we’ve sort of made this big

old

chore wheel it’s a wheel it’s got a

bunch of different chores on it we give

that thing a spin every week and

whatever it lands on

we have to do it even if we hate the

tour because we don’t want to do it i

hate it i don’t want to do that

i really don’t want to wax the dog i i

i’m i’m a little confused because i’m

like don’t y’all just pay people to do

this for you

oh

i do want to like so i was paying

someone to clean things but then i

sort of found out she was a hater mm-hmm

and so i would tell them she kept saying

such nice things about him

and so we knew that that was a problem

yeah we knew that she must be a hater

and so

that’s a telltale sign yeah we had to

get rid of her but so

that’s why we’ve got this chore wheel

system um so

i mean donald can you stick around and

help us out with us

i don’t want to please but but

but i like your podcast

i could i could lower myself just just

this one time

can you would you be willing to give the

old shore wheel

a big old spin you can you can catch

it i could do that for you yeah it’s

fine yeah you can do it shirtless you

can do it however you it works

if you do it shirtless i’ve tested it in

private okay

all right all right you mean like sure

let’s like rub my nipple on it

or just spin it you know what do what

you feel

yeah be be your honest self i’m not

about to limit

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and every one of his dance moves was

some sort of like allegorical

like reference to something wow donald

you are a genius

baby yeah you’re just constantly on

another level

uh oh no it landed oh boy i don’t want

to do this

okay uh do you want to read it because

i’m

no i i can i can read it if you want

yeah yeah okay you need to

so and this is uh you know

very very i i don’t know if it’s

providence whatever that that happened

to come up today but it is

telling us what is your um

new improved disguise for going in

public

oh okay so our chore for this week is

we’ve got to come up with

new outfits and new disguises to wear on

public to

to avoid the freaks of the losers and

the pop

and the uh the haters yes and

that’s not a little presidential maybe

like pickpocketers

that’s been a thing lately i feel like

everything i put in my pocket has been

been stolen yeah well because

you did because you cut out the bottoms

of your pockets

yeah to because they’re like my minus

has gotten so large

okay but i needed the extra like yeah i

guess

that goes with what you told me which

was that you just need to be able to run

faster and if air can travel through the

pockets

yes you were saying that that would you

know that means yeah it’s wind it lowers

wind resistance

yeah so i don’t know

that’s anyway yeah we we gotta we gotta

figure this out like

this is this is great that this short

finally came up and i

i’m tired of being hounded by people too

so this is

this is great and the hounds yeah okay

so

do we want to yeah come up with some

outfit do you want me to start

yeah yeah if you could start yeah i mean

this is this is actually kind of freeing

because i always feel like oh i always

have to wear sort of like just a t-shirt

and jeans

or just a button-up shirt just because

there’s you know there’s not a ton of

flexibility in just average guys fashion

um so i would really like to

start wearing a pumpkin on my head like

the charlie brown

yeah like the great pumpkin because i

see that cartoon and

one it’s badass two

you it has to smell pretty good if

you’re switching out that pumpkin every

day i’m not saying sticking with the

same pumpkin

okay but if you’ve got a fresh pumpkin

daily

that you’re carving out and we like the

smell of yeah

yeah i mean there’s like a like a fall

pumpkin you can add sort of like

cinnamony spices into it if you want

sort of to okay you know there’s ways to

make it smell nice

add spices into an enclosed space around

your head

yeah yeah there’s eye holes still well i

just it’s a jack-o-lantern

with my face i might sneeze or something

but okay

um so that

let’s start with that and then i’m gonna

go ahead and say

i’m definitely gonna be wearing skates

just so if the outfit doesn’t work out i

can

zoom out of there yeah yeah um so i’m

gonna get motorized skates so i can

i have an app and so you can just press

the button on the app and you just go

zoo it’s not a hoverboard

no it because that’s well that’s brand

thing was it

was it it’s a cameron board yeah a

camera board it’s

self-invented well

yeah it’s it’s a board but it doesn’t

really it has one wheel

and you’re just kind of precariously and

it’s not a unique sorry

i’m still here yes i’m sorry i

i tuned out i tuned out for a little bit

cause

y’all y’all y’all’s little chore will

inspire me to make a new song whoa

what’s it about it’s about the chill

yes okay i mean can we hear this

this is amazing i could give you i could

give you a little snippet i’ll do it a

cappella for you yeah

yeah i’ve heard of the cop i didn’t get

the samples cleared yet

oh there’s already samples chosen for

this that’s awesome what is it sampling

i can’t tell you that yet baby but it

might be a kanye song

whoa and i’m very i’m very worried that

he’s gonna

that was a presidential candidate at a

high price because he yeah

former former presidential candidate

kanye west yes okay yeah i was wondering

where i heard the name

yeah the politician that’s right oh

that’s right yeah the six-year-olds may

not be familiar with his

uh his music catalog that’s right okay

okay i’m gonna sing it for you real

quick

disguises disguises

gotta go outside disguises gotta run

outside disguises

disguises disguises

that that’s that’s all i got but i think

that’s a that’s a billboard

number one i mean if morgan walden could

be on the charts for so long so

i mean i mean that’s easily number one

yeah i’d have to be

okay so you know on that so then let’s

just

let me just for my outfit pumpkin head

very large cape uh

motorized skates this song

jamming on sort of a boom box strapped

to my back

yeah that’s that’s good you’re doing a

music video right there

this is this is staying away from the

paparazzi but still peacocking you know

what i mean

finding that balance and it’s great

because

you know you already had you’ve had a

boombox strapped to your back so far but

it’s just been playing

you know the uh cleanup song from barney

on repeat just

clean up clean it up everybody and

you’ve

yeah it does blair it does clean up by

barney

seven times then it goes so sick by neo

from like

2006. it does that twice

and then it goes back to cleanup cleanup

by bar

yeah so so it’ll be great to change that

up to just the one song

uh yeah just playing so loud okay i mean

that’s my that’s that’s it that’s my

outfit okay

um all right mr glover do you have i

know you

you know the sunglasses are your big

thing uh but for a new outfit

if you had to add something or change

something

let me let me think about that because i

mean

so you you you got a pumpkin i’m doing a

pumpkin

i would say you could do a pumpkin too

if you wanted oh yeah

you could totally do a pumpkin or any

fruit that you want now you know you

know what i would do

if if i’m trying to blend in with with

the you know

uh anglo american crowd i might do an

avocado okay grab myself in a nice

little avocado

shell wow yeah the the shells that are

famously head

sized well i mean donald is again

we said he was five too it’s really like

he’s four to i don’t i don’t want to say

anything his head is so tiny

but we can’t see okay hey i hear y’all

no hey oh no no adida dylan

we were just talking about something i

am so sorry man um

the avocado i think is a good idea you

know what was what i was going to

suggest though is like

you you’re famous for being sort of like

multi-talented right you’re a writer

you’re a comedian you’re a rapper you’re

a producer

but one thing that you are not is a

famous athlete

so if you were trying to hide from

people what if you you know you walked

into the club

you’re wearing full pinstripe baseball

outfits yes with a baseball hat

and a baseball bat and you’re walking

around and it’s got you know donuts on

it it’s got weights on it so you’re just

kind of like

you’re just kind of like prepping to go

up to the

to the plate yeah and you’re just you

just do that in the vip section of the

club people are going to be like oh

that can’t be it looks like donald

glover but donald clifford doesn’t play

for the mets

i yeah

i’m just like a i’m just like a pitcher

baby i’m like one of them relievers

ooh even better yeah like if you’re a

pitcher so you’ve got the glove and the

ball and you’re just like throwing it

into the glove over and over again

you’re just standing there

chewing back i’m like i’m like one of

them six-year-olds that listen to your

podcast just like playing around with

the ball

yeah constantly spitting they’re gonna

love this part this is actually

i i don’t know if you know what’s gonna

be you know in our sneak peek preview

snippets but uh i hope that it’s that

part cause that those kids are gonna go

nuts for it yeah i mean we do try to

take a second

in every episode and just talk about

shapes because kids who listen to the

show

go [ __ ] crazy like we

uh i mean i’ll just say yeah the bigger

think of the biggest rectangle you can

think of

like that alone is going to make the

kids go insane

thank you yes thank you yeah that’s

great all right

all right so i still want to stick with

the avocado though so we’re gonna do an

avocado head baseball player

is what i essentially i think this is

going to come down to i

i i feel like that blends in perfectly

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i mean i can just imagine being in the

club and seeing

a forefoot sorry a 5 foot 11

man running around with a baseball bat

glove and ball and thinking that that

cannot be donald glover

like that would be my first thought

yeah that’s that’s for sure okay

you know disguises inconspicuous

avocado pumpkin

picture for baseball team

disguises yes disguises

i know that’s a little off pitch but

that’s my brand baby i don’t sing on

[ __ ]

yeah that’s your thing okay

that’s great i’m really feeling this all

right yeah dr london what do you got

yeah but for mine you know i’ve i’ve

thought long and hard about this i think

and i’m gonna go with uh

naked except for a shower curtain oh

yeah because

it’s one of those things where you want

to show up and you’re a shower curtain

not like a bathtub this is like you

fell out of the shower yes yes okay it

took the curtain down with you okay

yeah and so i’m just i’m you know and i

the tough part about it will be that i

of course have to have a conditioner in

my hair

um just whenever i go out but if i do

that i’m

holding it you know with one hand

holding it closed

then people the last thing people are

going to think about is is that a

celebrity they’re going to think

right well yeah like should i show them

out of the show i should give this man

slippers so we can stop slipping around

because of course the whole time because

you’re you’re soaking wet

yeah you’re kind of just going whoa and

sort of

yeah yeah yeah

and then krampus kardashian’s right

there and she’s like who is that

yeah and yeah all the paparazzi focused

on her yeah it’s perfect

okay do you want a fruit or vegetable as

a head

um i’d i’d like to antelope

those are pretty big i’ll have one of

one hand holding it closed so i’m just

trying to think

i’d like to have something that maybe i

can

you know as i’m saying woo that i can

exaggerate it further by

kind of bouncing a fruit in my hand so

i could do cantaloupe might be good

that’s yeah that’s a whoo

and then i can let that kind of lead the

way

so nothing on your head no fruit on your

head

i what about a carmen miranda fruit hat

okay yes a fruit hat sounds great it

might interfere with the

the conditioner aspect conditioner

aspect yeah

yeah but i kind of like it like maybe i

threw it on hurriedly

while i was falling out of the the

bathtub

the shower and i just threw on whatever

i had

oh okay yeah make it look like the there

was a bunch maybe a shelf of fruit above

the shower

that fell on you simple

wow great guys i think we did it can we

check off this chore like i

think this is done we’ve got three

kick-ass looks right now

that yeah when i feel like if that’s

three disguises baby i feel like if we

when we go to chili’s later i’m the

we’re going to

like have you been to that club before

chili’s

donald oh

you know i was telling you like that’s i

love to be posted up in the chili’s with

my sunglasses on

just slathering some baby back ribs

in a margarita and we’re gonna we’re

gonna go into chili’s and no one’s gonna

bother us

and finally we’re gonna be able to have

that skillet queso

without any fans asking for a bite yes

finally oh man y’all

do y’all like the microwave buffalo

wings

oh just the way they fresh out the

microwave only the microwave

yeah yeah just the way that like

the skin is loose on it for some reason

like it just doesn’t

fit the actual chicken like it’s

supposed to oh

that’s what i’m talking about

all right well so i think i think we’re

good we can go ahead and um

well speak of head a b head the chore

wheel we have to

destroy the troll wheel every week

because their new chores added taken off

everything so

um if you can go ahead and uh

mr glover if you wouldn’t mind putting

it into the the guillotine we have here

and just because i got a guillotine yeah

we’re just going to try

to just for the tour we have to destroy

it every single week and so yeah if we

can just i’ll help you with it if we can

just stuff this in the guillotine

dr london do you want to breathe no no

hold on i want to be i want to be very

careful because there’s a lot of shop

objects and again i i’m going to pop

into you i can’t get injured so hold on

let me let me slip it in there

we’re just going to oh this thing sharp

whoa oh yeah you don’t don’t touch it

i mean we’re just you know you’re just

supposed to like

you’re supposed to like shove it and

then you just shove it into the

guillotine

yeah it’s like it’s like that that

didn’t it cartoon

off with a head yeah anyway okay those

two

the yeah the kingdom hearts level that’s

all i know it as

yeah yeah kingdom hearts that’s the um

so we’re gonna we’re gonna kill the

chore wheel dr lin do you want to read

it some rights or do you want to tell

what he’s accused of

okay so um sure will you do stand

accused of being

uh of having one of your chores

completed for this week which

unfortunately is

uh death yeah the highest crime

uh sentence of death uh to be carried

out by the nearest celebrity in this

case mr glover

um and yeah so now we have um

just if you could t take the axe swing

that at the rope that’s holding the

guillotine

blade in place i’m sorry to it sounds

complicated but this is just the legal

way to deal with this

oh okay i mean i i think the chore will

i mean i don’t i don’t want to promote

myself i said i’m not here to promote

anything but like what if the child will

want to hear donald glover song

yes before it before death that sounds

appropriate

do you have do you have another song for

us i i

i’ll do a course just for the

choreography okay

yeah the last thing it hears okay you

ready yeah you ready

let’s hear it the choreo is kind of tied

up he can’t even like really not his

head right all right

don’t be mad cause i’m doing me better

than i’m doing you don’t be mad cause

i’m doing me better not knowing you

don’t be mad cause i’m doing me better

than i’m doing you better i’m doing you

better than i’m doing you oh awkward

ahead

damn oh wow what a great

end to the life of a gee or of a chore

wheel

yeah is to tell them dude i’m doing

better than you are

hey you’re about to die

well thank you so much mr glover for

coming on the show um

i feel like that’s that’s kind of you

know the way the way to end this year

it’s

so so fantastic to hear your music for

the first time

aside from that one youtube clip uh so

great to

have you here a fellow celebrity finally

y’all welcome baby i was i was happy i

could i could perform some charity

and come on your little podcast help you

all out i’ll give y’all a little boost

thank you i gotta say one thing yeah

y’all better lose my height at 5 11.

you’re going to get a cease and desist

that’s right we do list the heights of

all of our guests in the podcast

description and we we

are going to put your actual height

which is 511.

so we’re just going to ahead and put

that on there yep that’s done

okay that’d be in your best interest

okay

you can put your fist down you’re

holding your fist like you’re you were

about to hit us

if we didn’t put your height down you

don’t you can see it

i ain’t gonna hit you the lawyers are

it’s okay

okay okay okay so scary okay okay um so

also just imagine somebody in a suit

with a fist right now not me because i’m

shirtless

that’s true but before we my head is

still stuck in my shirt

to the legal aspects yeah your your mask

effectively

like a ninja mask so um before we move

on and you know finish up

uh is there any way i know you know our

listeners are obviously aware of

uh by now of your you know your show on

community

atlantis uh all of those is there any um

uh anyway for listeners are there any

podcasts that you’re a fan of or any

shows that you wanna you know

share and promote here or social media

accounts you want to promote

oh sure baby so i’m gonna

i’m gonna give you and don’t don’t make

the block too hot but

i gotta manage it okay

his name is evan word and you could

follow him

on the instagrams at

t-o-k-e-n-b-i-p-a

token by pac okay great

that’s my manager he he he ain’t popping

he ain’t

nearly as popping as me i mean that’s

why he might manage ain’t me

yeah you could give him a little boost

so he was the one who set up this

interview

huh yeah cause he’s not popping i’d have

him do menial tasks for me duh

gotcha okay that does check out a lot

more

okay well it’s great so go ahead and

follow that account on instagram um is

there anything else or is that

uh i mean obviously you want to promote

your your shows and your

i will i will say something else since

i’m not up for any awards this year

because i to

i took the gear off you know 2020 duh

right what’s gonna take it off

um daniel kaluya

better win the oscar or is he gonna be

hearing from me

oscars okay but isn’t that taking you

said that like when people become

extremely talented they’re like

taking talent away from you that doesn’t

like make you

like a little kind of jealous

no no no me and danny kaluuya we we

colluding

on that damn talent so we all go back

okay

if he wins you win i didn’t yeah i

didn’t know if you were maybe mad

because you weren’t nominated for your

role in the martian

your five or so lines in the martian you

know

that’s 2015. i got over that yeah that’s

where i

saw did you have y’all seen how many

emmys i want i’ve only seen the clip

from the martian

no i mean yeah for sure i think you even

maybe won an emmy for riding on 30 rock

like a long time ago but also

atlanta yeah i did you know that mm-hmm

okay no and maybe i was

being on girls i don’t know i was wrong

i did

they should have given me a damn like

goddamn

something like a medal of honor just

freaking for having to put

up with nobel peace prize for being on

girls didn’t

you did you see my storyline when they

was like you’re just a black republican

i’m just like what the hell is this

but but i was in his popping yes i

didn’t know i had to take the rope

yeah that was back when you know no one

no one knew who you were except for a

famous tv star and rapper i

you know i i’m sorry i just wanted to

add in real quick

i was wrong i have seen two clips of you

one was

from community the rapping about

christmas and then also i saw the clip

of you from the martian so uh those are

the two

things i’ve seen you in anyway um uh

thank you to a crampy koala

it tastes just like down under um thank

you to

you know and also our sponsor um koala

cola

uh thank you to our producer cameron and

watch a mystery team from donald’s old

comedy group uh derek comedy yeah but

there’s some sketches on there just to

just to be clear that a little you know

troublesome now and just ignore those

dude just pretend those doesn’t happen

good luck with your little podcast thank

you to of course

uh mr glover uh thank you too DJ DYLAN IN DA HOUSE

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my name is dr. londonsmith.com and this

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