Hello there and welcome to the Jock Doc
Podcast featuring Dr. London Smith where
knowledge is always the best medicine
I’m DJ Dylan now let me introduce your
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Hello and welcome to jock dock where we discuss lifestyle
and health and how to incorporate our
modern understanding of science medicine
into our daily lives but without it
being quite so boring I’m your host dr.
London Smith calm after our first
episode I have been told that I may have
been a little bit too uptight in that
first episode just a little on the
strict side a little bit
okay London okay and I’m trying to
that’s that’s why we do this that’s why
we listen to our our listeners and of
course a producer here Cameron who uh
you know as as you’ve told me no one
will listen to our medical advice if it
isn’t fun so and I do want this to be a
fun fun podcast not boring so I’m gonna
try to tone that down you kept up kept
talking about stethoscopes the boring
right so I’m gonna it’ll be more more
fun more fun yeah and as always we are
joined by DJ Dylan no host Beth Alicia
thank you sorry sir did you Dylan
alright so in the spirit of being fun
I’m gonna go ahead and start out with
telling you about a patient we recently
had in the hospital who tell me uh-huh
so this patient presented with an upset
stomach no I feel like we’ve all had
that right yeah I’ve had that before
yeah Heather right now okay so when
asked if she is allergic to any
medication she listed a zofran also
known as a dance a Tron she’s she said
that that was making her nausea worse so
the irony here is that zofran is
actually a very good and technology of
medication and it’s approved for CH
patience not just regular nausea but who
are on chemotherapy it doesn’t sound
like it something it’s wrong back thank
you
so it sounds like it’s nausea medicine
Aflac right so it’s it’s Edison you take
when you mean want to be nauseous
thank you so not it’s to treat the knob
yeah that’s that’s what the minute yeah
sounds like it’s getting her nausea
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thank you um I might you might don’t
know the side effects but uh anyway so
an allergic reaction would actually be
things like breaking out in rashes or
hives or pitiful access when you’re
through it your throat starts closing up
and so this is actually not it’s not an
allergic reaction so sometimes a patient
will have a difficult time
differentiating their symptoms from the
medication that’s why a flag okay
Oh fun fun sound effects today uh who is
that is that DJ Doolin is Bueller
Wow well so all right we have two two
sound effects as far as I can tell
Eden I stand corrected
so anyway this patient was taking nausea
medicine right and so anyway so I can
turn off this she was feeling too good
well well no so so the thing is she
actually was just confused because it
sounds like it yes it is thank you taken
medicine that makes her sick what’s the
opposite
well seems to me she should just take
the opposite medicine well the the
output the opposite medicine yeah see
well so this this medication actually
does stop the nausea it’s just I know it
does but you just said it doesn’t makes
your sink router London looks like I’m
the doctor today
okay okay dr. Cameron yeah well it’s a
nice ring to it dr. Cameron right so you
know why don’t we go ahead and move on
to our topic for today I was told that
my topics before we’re a little bit too
specific to particular narrowed down yes
that the scope old stethoscope yeah well
London keeps talking about okay well I
mean we talked about rhabdomyolysis last
last episode that was the actual topic
so today’s episode it’s gonna be about
just the heart our cardiovascular system
you know this is how our nutrients our
blood gets which carries our nutrients
and oxygen it gets pumped throughout the
body and from everything from you know
the heart itself to down to your toes
and you know you scatter all that I got
a question dr. London okay how did the
pump in your body okay good question
so it actually it’s a muscle it’s a big
muscle and so it squeezes you know yeah
but how does it do that
alright well okay if you just have your
hand in front of you and like you have
you ever squeezed like an orange or a
stress ball okay so it’s kind of like
that it’s not a hand on my heart right
so what’s squeezing it okay I guess I
see your point
so it’s actually the heart that squeezes
what’s squeeze in the heart well well
it’s your your heart is the squeezer in
this situation does that make sense
no okay well okay squeezing the heart
okay let me ask it in a different way
okay
who’s squeezing what okay right now
alright so right now in your body if you
feel your chest or you can also feel
your radial
holes and your your radio who’s it right
so so if you feel your heartbeat that
heartbeat is generated by the these
pumping of the heart okay every time the
heart squeezes gonna who’s pumping it’s
this doctor okay well I’m really sorry
just jargon your throat around yeah
so we have this okay so we’ll go ahead
and we’ll move on from the the basic
thing I’ve just just understand it for
now
that ways to funny about the heart so
the heart something you know squeezes
down and once your blood gets pushed out
that’s called a systolic portion and so
we’re but you when you heard school uses
down and your your bud gets pumping out
throughout your whole but is that good
it’s I mean that you’re still not
talking about what’s squeezing it but
that’s fine we can just we can keep
talking about so the heart love right
what well we’re not actually talking
about the whole that’s that’s the
emotional that’s how that’s actually
controlled by your broad attack right
okay the number one yeah cause of death
in the u.s. is cardiovascular deaths so
yeah we can get into that the number one
cause of death is go-cart disaster well
no so would you say cardiovascular okay
so cardio that means heart
vascular means the blood vessels you
keep saying I keep hearing go-cart
disaster say it try to get do enough
doing the funny voice again right well
sometimes so so cordial refers to refers
to and so a code you mask you see you
would be the whole does that make sense
yes that makes perfect sense
wow I love that who is that guy who was
talking I guessed I’d be like sort of a
Bullwinkle boys yes they would Thompson
Thompson there’s pop okay you’re not a
sponsor there specifically explicitly
not a sponsor we’re not supposed to talk
about them at all good good good good
well so hanna-barbera reached out to us
and they specifically said that they
will not be a sponsor we cannot talk
about Flintstones Jensen’s right what we
call any of that okay just get too close
to it okay thank you
Oh DJ do Oh dr. London what do you have
to say about the heart today what’s on
your heart
so its leading cause of death in the
United States cardiovascular issues so
this is something that we actually want
to watch out for that’s you know what am
I being too uptight again I hate to
interrupt but I’ve been over here
cooking up something good for y’all and
I’m ready to share is this a guest or is
this yeah Sheila dawn here and I have
some goodies that I’m bringing to the
State Fair and I thought I thought I
would show them here first
hello miss Dunn my name is uh London
smitten this is Jacques doc don’t tell
me you really believe all that hoo-ha
about the cardiovascular system in the
heart this is I couldn’t make sense of
it he kept talking about go-cart
disaster at the top of it that is so
ridiculous so what I’ve got cooked up
over here amazing what
who’s squeezing what let’s look at
anyway sorry sorry go ahead miss gone
first of all squeezing i’ve got
deep-fried cherry pie and then i also
have deep fried butter sticks and i have
deep fried butter sticks with cheese mmm
now these three pair together really
well and so i recommend eating one bite
of each throughout your whole meal
experience this is this is good for your
heart
that’s what i’m trying to say this is
good for your soul well it’s this is
soul food good for your heart good for
your soul
well it’s actually so this is one of
those things where i’m diet and exercise
can actually be plays big roles and i
just apologize to our guests real quick
he’s like this he just you just gotta
let him just always talking a bunch of
failure then – hey hall a bunch of it’s
nonsense the squeeze gotta squeeze it
your squeeze squeeze this doesn’t that
dumb kissy voice well so diet can be if
you eat a lot of fattening foods
anything high in you know cholesterol
that can actually contribute your still
hungry though I do have some deep-fried
lard and that’s look lard deep-fried
lard and that’s low in cholesterol it’s
its number one seller at the State Fair
of Arkansas um so that actually pairs
really well with our deep fried burger
and fries we just fry it all up together
in one big hunk and then we have a deep
fried meat and that’s just meat that we
have gathered you know along the way in
our travels and
we have just deep-fried them up and
we’ve got them ready to go for you here
we’re just selling them selling them
like hotcakes yeah I mean yeah I mean if
you’re sure sure we can hmm good for
your heart okay it’s hard to and so this
is the lard is that we’re tasting you
front you oh and goopy also some groups
that may have been the lard and the meat
mixed together yeah okay well I can’t
help but think that this might actually
be high in cholesterol which is actually
one of one of things you actually have
to watch out for whenever it comes to
cardiovascular disease because it can
clog the artery I don’t know if you guys
have heard that term clogged arteries
well I’d be way more focused on the
rabies yeah I would focus on clogged
rabies as well I’ve heard more about
that and I’ve heard about what you’re
talking about I can’t make heads or
tails of some of these mugs but clawed
rabies well some of these meat I don’t I
don’t know I don’t know what kind of
life of these meats lived when they were
alive I don’t know what kind of people
these animals were that’s so true and so
I would be more worried about getting
rabies than I would getting a hard
infection from these animals that are
just getting busy heart I am getting
that I should I should clarify rabies is
also a serious illness it’s caused by a
virus the rabies virus so that we’re not
talking about computers doc I mean but
well okay so rabies is a virus that she
said it’s usually trying to open up my
email I’ve got a virus all right okay
well originally before computers they
had there were these viruses and they
adopted the same term to my
understanding for computers so this
would actually be just applicable to
multiple different
sort of a practices so AHA a virus the
rabies virus as you said is very serious
one is actually something close to 100
percent mortality rates so you are right
to be concerned about it but maybe not
so much for cooked food I don’t believe
it’s more
is there something sweet and the Lord
that’d probably be the skunk blood where
you’re saying dr. London well okay now
having the blood product mixed into a
given dish would potentially present
some some health no it’s all right yeah
but it’s still a blood Scooby but it’s
fried but a blood product that I mean
there’s a reason why let’s say if if a
patient had cut something open you would
the whenever you approach you would wear
protection about who the hell are you
talking about in a given scenario
there’s a reason why you you you don’t
let the blood touch you or get on you
much less consume is it what is he going
on I don’t know what the hell you’re
talking about
before you’re talking about squeezing
and you talking about squeezing all the
blood and now so my heart can my heart
can squeeze all the blood but I can’t
squeeze the blood out of this lard that
she made so the heart can squeeze blood
I I mean I’m I can’t squeeze some blood
and well maybe maybe I should bring us
back to the question why did you put he
said you said it was skunk blood just
one of the meats that I picked up in my
travels okay well this this one I
certainly can’t clear a blood is not a
meat I mean don’t I have blood in my
body so I can’t put more blood in my
body well through transfusion this is it
makes sense but you’ve lost okay I think
we can all agree that there’s blood in
our body can we all agree on that
yeah don’t want to be controversial get
doctor
you’re good I mean okay blood in the
Lord in the fried lard well and that I
understand to be true and so why it is
along I don’t know it’s so sweet lettuce
is sweet so sweet I’m sorry to say but
it I mean we’re made of 70% water and
yet I drink water every day right we’re
made up of I mean if we’re 70% water
than 30% blood well actually your blood
is composed of drinking water okay well
anyway let’s I think we all got enough
topic what else do you have for us today
or is this some that’s so sweet so you
have this fit is this a regular product
that you make or this one start take
fair comes around we spend the rest of
the year
roaming around getting our meats ready
for the State Fair you spend that full
year hunt traveling through the major
highways sure and that’s where we find
our meats we travel around to all the
states we go to the through the major
highways we find the mates we bring them
to your local Arkansas State Fair so our
local there’s one State Fair obviously
yeah and we just we give you exotic
meats from all across the country
it sounds like real work like a real
work not like oh you sit in an office
like a doctor’s office all day I’m sorry
how do you make okay you make you make
just a simple living rather inmate when
you date freeze okay don’t eat oh stop
it so you see you with my stethoscope
it’s okay well your squeeze let me
squeeze the blood I can just okay so you
you say you you’re using terms like you
know searching the highways
searching the highways and you’re also
good it sounds like you’re picking up
roadkill is that I mean you fancy taps
call it what you want
I call it free me okay so sorry to
clarify you find these animals deceased
on the side or in the middle whatever on
a road is that correct right I mean we
usually if it’s been like four or five
days we’ll leave it I mean I was on a
road to get here
earlier you were on a road presumably
yeah so that’s okay is that okay and you
clearly have an issue with it’s not it’s
not the traveling by Road that I have an
issue with it’s actually more the the
eating of an animal that you find upon a
road well would you rather we go to the
grocery store what would you rather me
go to the you know local market I bet he
would probably what would you rather me
eat my dog I will and I have when my dog
died okay what did your dog die of well
he got hit by a car okay thank you
DJ Dylan to the host and is that what
this is oh the yeah she brought that
platter no no that’s this isn’t your dog
no it’s my cat
okay why they’re so spicy
I don’t know if I I mean he was in the
road perkupp legs so hmm no it does
taste could you explain the science
behind why that skunks blood was so
sweet
whereas why this cats blood is so spicy
frankly uh that would actually be more
of a chef’s question which which is
really more it’s not quite my field some
taste isn’t so much the field we’re
talking about the heart Jaffa knee I
know Cameron you said this would be a
some someone who had commentary or
questions about the heart so what what
does this how does your your food for
the State Fair play into the role of the
heart in the body it’s good for your
heart it’s good for your soul it’s good
for your you know family get-together
like we established that like 15 minutes
ago okay
so when you say good for your heart you
do mean like he doesn’t even listen your
physical heart
okay well that’s I don’t know that
that’s actually true but but we can we
can go ahead and move on from that he’s
talking about squeeze and squeeze and
yet he says we can’t drink anything that
is made of the same stuff that makes up
a large part of our body ulis right
can’t explain why the cat’s so spicy all
right well what if um
maybe it’s time for a word from our
sponsors nope
no no spawns okay I mean yeah okay no
that’s alright you just have them or are
they sponsoring yeah I mean anyone can
have them okay well that’s not as that’s
not exactly what I was looking for more
of it are you selling those yeah those
are nice yeah you want them well how
much I mean just leave the whatever the
the cat just leave the cat
all right all right cool okay so yeah
that’s our sponsor thank you sir I am
now the sponsor yeah I don’t know if
that’s such a sponsor because all she
did was this
she bought sunglasses from you yeah do
you we should probably hear a word from
our sponsor now let’s hear a word from
our skunk blood cat blood has your
neighbor’s dog died
has your lizard been deceased call me up
put him in the road I’ll come get him
and I will make you the best jerky of
your lives
okay well say thank you miss $15 but I
get to keep the bones $15 for the for
which for which thing for the jerky okay
for the jerky but I get to keep the
bones right do you debone it or do they
bring it to you d pound and give you the
bones
I prefer pre deboned but I understand if
it’s hard for people to do that
especially if it’s their own pet yeah
that would that would be hard for most
promotes people not that a bit for
people with a heart taking it back to
the theme the conversation people with a
heart who love their pets I find it
difficult to debone their pet when
they’re trying to get it manufactured
into jerky okay right dr. London could
you talk maybe a little about the
science behind deboning a cat yeah for
jerky
well well to be honest this is actually
topic that at best I would think this
would be more veterinary medicine we did
have to do in cadaver labs in medical
school in the first semester
what who in cadaver labs which is a
cadaver is a sorry it’s a dead body
Oh human body that’s been preserved it’s
in a substance called formaldehyde it’s
disgusting right and alive a lot of
students that think that but it is
sort of the the best way that we have to
teach students with dead bodies which is
that’s the reason you went to medical
well it’s more of a way to to learn what
what it looks like it feels like in real
life so that you be aware instead of
just using a book yeah so that way you
can finally be aware what it looks like
and feels like to touch a dead body well
that’s I mean that wasn’t really the
point you have a problem with this woman
who has a great business where you take
your loved one your pet you bring it to
her deboned already haven’t made it a
turkey and get you and your free time
are touching what I hate I hate to ask
this question what did you call it again
I could ever I understand that it’s
difficult and some students couldn’t
take the side of blood or the sight of a
dead body some some students can’t you
know handle that and so they don’t they
choose not very soon after they
experience that so the reason you don’t
want us eating some of this large skunk
fried large skunk blood because you want
it for yourself that’s exactly what it
is you want to be able to touch it
you’re saying oh there’s a lot of people
go to medical school who you know are
too afraid or they’re too grossed out or
whatever but I love it I just want no
that’s not that’s not that’s not really
because I don’t I don’t love it it was
just a part of sort of how you how you
made it through well I do I do
appreciate that the commentary and the
the critique and maybe um maybe we could
well okay so you say for the for the
full year you’re gathering these what
what I would term is roadkill normally
but let’s say these animals that you
find on the road and you you just deep
freeze them until Road cadavers right
okay the these deceased bodies of
animals that make you like it more
we call it Road cadavers that make it a
door no your alley no I don’t think it
would help okay so so you gather these
throughout the year you just keep them
row dude and that’s that’s your job for
the year right until the State Fair do
you make enough money to live off the
rest of year from that I have the number
one selling tent at the Arkansas State
Fair okay so it does last you for the
fall the lines are miles long miles
miles how much how much money did you
make last year two point five mil okay
what’s your biggest seller you know it’s
just a combination of a lot of things
because I have so many small animals
well especially because whenever you had
a sample we were tasting multiple
animals at once like blood types I do
want to clarify when I say what’s your
biggest seller I don’t mean the physical
size of what you’re selling oh yes oh no
not what you’re it not what’s the
biggest I guess probably the thing that
I sell the most are the deboned pets
okay yeah people save their specifically
the pets yes even if their pet dies the
day after the fair closes they save
their pet all year long for when I open
up my tent yeah so so for these ones
these aren’t the ones that you just find
on a highway these are the ones that
people contact you and say my pet has
passed away well they just bring their
pet their dead pet deboned and it’s d
falling on the wait the car ride to the
fair much in the same way that I might
take a dead cadaver deboned and take it
to dr. London right well usually
the deep the bones are actually part of
the cadaver lab and I will say this is
that’s very much first semester med
school that’s not a part of the daily
practice of a dog ok so if my friend
dies I can’t bring him to you
those are you saying I my best friend I
am saying that I best fur I would not be
the one to bring a dead body to
generally speaking if they sorry I take
his bones out now I can’t bring him to
you that was that the issue ok well it’s
still an issue of my job is more to keep
people alive and so if your friend is is
already dead then I would not be the one
to call you that would be my job that be
jackford you know a morgue or something
so no that would be now if he’s if he’s
has let’s say the subject of today’s
talk if he has a heart problem and he’s
having a heart attack or something then
you could bring him and then we could
try to treat him and get him well but
that wouldn’t involve any deboning at
all that would involve you know this
sounds confusing yeah just debone the
guy and we’ll just take him to you
seems simple ok well I’m not so I mean I
guess we kind of do have a sponsor this
episode it’s dr. London if your friend
dies debone I’m taking them to dr.
London tucked it on and does whatever
weird doctor doctors I don’t know so
there’s your advertisement there’s your
sponsor your damn self you know but do
if a pet dies do what I mean if you want
to made into jerky
you know debone them and then bring them
to our are our guests
dawn miss dawn all right well um thank
you for your input
um let’s why don’t we go to the fan mail
sure yeah so um sometimes we’re we’re
relatively new podcast but we’ve already
started getting in some fan mail people
who are interested in medicine and just
want to talk and kind of hear about sort
of a doctor’s perspective on their life
and sort of what input we could have
specifically me but also perhaps our
guests maybe miss dawn maybe uh Cameron
here maybe even a DJ Dylan nope this
comes from Miss Sarah for
to dr. London how do I get a man to be
emotionally attached to me and committed
some of the things I’ve been doing
haven’t really worked it seems and no I
am NOT talking about sleeping with them
also why I’m in so attracted to perfect
eyebrows
thank you miss was it Sarah
yeah okay dr. London okay okay so Miss
Miss Sarah was it yes um well thank you
for the question miss Eyre a great
question and appreciate you your
contacting us I feel as if maybe you
were leaning towards the sort of
emotional aspect of the perception of a
heart well it’s about the heart yeah
usually so we’re part okay well and this
is you know this is psychological
whatever okay so that that is a branch
of medicine as well as psychiatry okay
so dr. London help how do you get a man
emotionally attached to you okay how do
I get some or whatever okay
well I’m aware personally how do you get
a cadaver emotionally attached to you
okay well that’s not okay well I guess
what that word part personally I admit
Miss Sarah I have I also don’t always
get as close to people as I would like
maybe the the whole dating thing isn’t
yeah it’s not easy
and so I I get that you’re um having
that trouble and as far as getting
someone to emotionally or emotionally
commit to you or whatever I don’t I I
don’t think I know is it because he
haven’t found the perfect eyebrows okay
this is you seem to really be avoiding
the eyebrow thing which kind of tells me
that I’m really into the eyebrows just
for me for me I
okay okay cars on tape I’m eyebrows are
the thing for me if they don’t have the
eyebrows then it’s
they have to be symmetrical okay and
that’s so when you see a Paris juicy
perfect eyebrows walking down the street
okay I don’t force that person to be
emotionally attached to you okay and I
don’t with the heart using the cardio
the cardio cadaver right I don’t to make
them attach to me that well the way
you’re phrasing at least makes it sound
like I’m forcing them whereas
emotionally attached emotionally
attached so eyebrows right so I would
talk to that by with these perfect oh I
would try to ask them how they felt and
why they felt I guess yeah I’m this
isn’t such a dating show I guess let’s
talk let’s ask our guests yeah I get
sure miss Donna well I guess to me when
I see two bushy eyebrows it just gets me
hungry it just makes me think of the
meat and I just get ready to to get my
deep fryer going and to peel it pilfer
through the deep freezer and find a good
hunk of meat so this is these are
eyebrows we found through your travels
right
so you think of wow that’s great Road
when you see someone’s eyebrows you
think of roadkill you’re on the street
you see eyebrows and you start thinking
I need to go to my freezer and I’ll stop
somewhere at a restaurant you think I
need to go to my freezer and pilfer
through and find a good hunk of meat
that I’m that you think would correspond
to the the fuzzy eyebrow the bushy and
this is good for your heart okay once
again I should this is lowers your
cholesterol I do not think that it does
in fact well granted
okay so for you it makes you hunger
okay it gives you a hunger and I guess I
guess that generally emotionally that’s
a lot of us right we are longing for we
aren’t we sort of hunger for a
relationship we long for a connection
most of us it doesn’t make us directly
hunger for the roadkill that we keep
deboned inside of our freezers but the
general the sentiment remains right
right okay sure okay well thank you I
think we’re out of time for today but
thank you to miss dawn for for coming
and treating us to your your delightful
treats I think you do Cameron as always
and all right thank you for listening to
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the house. Also with me is our producer Cameron who I asked to help me make things run things sorry to make things run smoothly today.
-Hey guys
I may have some knowledge of science and medicine but he really knows podcasts so don’t be surprised if he chimes in once in a while too yeah help keep us on track.
-Have you heard of uh Joe Rogan. Yeah I have I haven’t listened to it but I know it. Go ahead.
-Thanks Cameron um yeah so Thank You Cameron once again he also uh
like he’s letting us use his equipment so it’s you know very helpful. We are indebted to him on this so one of the fun parts of working in medicine is that you run into all sorts of people
people of all kinds so before we get into the Nitty Gritty I want to talk to you about delightful patient we recently had in the ER so the patient was brought in by an ambulance and the EMT said
who’s found face down in the grass with what looked like crack cocaine balls in his mouth v and they refer to that as chalk which I guess that’s the street name for it
-That’s not cut the kind of chalk here you’re drawn on the ground with is it dr. London?
No so he had that he also had a pubic hair on his hands
-ooh this isn’t the kind of pubic hair that you’re drawn on the ground with is it dr. London?
So so we asked him his name when he got to the ER and he tried
to talk with this with his mouth closed and when the nurse reminded him that he could talk with his mouth open he opened wide to talk like a dentist you know mmmmm still not intelligible so then he walked outside the room and he asked for the bathroom but instead going towards the restroom he actually went towards the
the door the automatic doors the ambulance which the ambulance was
actually running so he tried ran out there and tried to steal an ambulance but he was stopped short and here later go on to I believe the term is to defend himself in the hospital which solves
that mystery of how he got that pubic hair on his hands.
-Could you just as a doctor describe what that is I’m a
little lost
Yeah um so sorry what which part is
-Ambulance
Yeah no um an ambulance is so you’re sometimes let’s say you’re in
your home okay something happens that’s like say you cut your your hand while you’re cooking or something
-well I don’t have any utensils
um okay let’s say you cut your hands somehow like um let’s see
somehow get a deep cut
-Oh the spring in my mattress
Okay yes, it’s sticking out yeah so let’s say you you roll under that and it cuts in deep enough that you’re a little bit worried
-Wow
So you do you pick up your phone and you call 911. That’s the responsible thing to do if you’re ever in think that you’re
in some sort of medical emergency so you call 9-1-1 and the 911 operator will ask you a few questions and generally you
can call an ambulance and so an ambulance in that situation and I guess in all situations is a car that’s specially modified
Sometimes sort of a van sort of type of car they will drive to your house and they’ll pick you up and actually take you to a medical facility for treatment of say a spring in your mattress that is loose does that make sense
-it’s just like when my mom that my mom and dad’s car
do they drive an ambulance
-I don’t know I mean I don’t know this is the first time I’m hearing about it but it sounds just like my my mom and dad’s car it just takes you to the hospital
right so yeah so it’s it’s kind of like that in the sense that it’s it is a car that drives just in addition to whatever features your mom and dad’s car has this one would have medical supplies and potentially life-saving treatment options on the way so great yeah all right thank you for trying man Cameron
-that does actually remind me of our first sponsor I want to bring up it’s müber it’s medical uber do not call an ambulance when you are in danger call muber open up the app it’ll take you 30 to 35 minutes to get someone to swing by they will have a bottle of water for you all the things you’re typically gonna find it in an uber but it’s a medical over back to you okay and do not call an
ambulance go back right muver right
thank you Cameron um actually what do
you want to clarify on that last sponsor
well and we do love our sponsors here
but we actually do want to use you’re
gonna want to call 9-1-1 in an emergency
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just because the ones who can provide
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that they’re on the way that’s all
pretty critical depending on the
situation so I so we do appreciate our
sponsors but I would actually highly
recommend that you you used my own one
emergency – whenever you have an
emergency now dr. London those three
numbers are a little difficult for me to
remember is there an easy way to
remember the numbers 9-1-1 oh okay so
you can yeah yeah no we have one things
we learned in medical school is about
mnemonic
you know what you know what our mnemonic
is I when you get really cold or cold
and you inhale a lot of water yeah what
it’s kind of like that different so a
mnemonic is actually when you uh you use
different wordplay to help you remember
something like an acrostic which is
where you have a word and then each
letter in the word stands for another
word that conveys a bigger idea and so
like in the way that the word acrostic
makes me think of a cross and a stick
okay okay that’s that’s similar okay
yeah so you’re in the neighborhood okay
so good so the next part when I was
explaining with my mom one you might you
might remember it with some word
association like well maybe that maybe
this is just me thinking but maybe with
the the number eleven one one you can
think of two tall towers okay yeah I
know you could you could think that okay
it’s two tall towers and then like the
nine would be like a balloon looking
thing a shirt so it’d be like balloon
crashing into balloons don’t really
crash though do they
this is your an hour okay anyway I think
we’re getting a little bit off-topic
oh yeah go ahead yeah just try to write
down those numbers 911 one next to your
phone that maybe be an easier way to
remember or you can pin your cell phone
you can actually program emergency
numbers oh wow
maybe you could program it so that the
number one is already the emergency
number you just call that number but the
number one comes after the nine yeah but
in this so in this case you would
actually program it so that the numbers
you’d have a group of numbers that would
correlate to but anyway
so it’s it’s calling anyway so let’s
let’s move on to another topic actually
the main topic for today is and we have
guess okay so so our next topic is today
we’re going to talk about
rhabdomyolysis hmm yeah that’s I see now
what is that it’s a syndrome it’s caused
by injury to skeletal muscle and that’s
you’re like lifting weights kind of
muscle that kind of thing when enough
injury is done to muscle you get big and
strong that’s what working at is you do
injury to your muscles they break they
tear and you get big and strong we
Popeye okay well very good answer
thank you very good answer but don’t
don’t tell me I have a good answer and
then say bye well in this situation
we’re talking about okay we would
actually be talking about more damn
strong more strong you’re talking about
a giant strongman
this is insane this is the kind of
medicine that I want to learn about go
ahead okay what said giants was it I
said what is how it okay is that what
listeners would actually want to hear
about like yeah listeners want to hear
but I was going to talk about like the
medical effects John Bunyan types if you
could incorporate John Bunyan into your
fame okay he’s got a computer like Blue
Ox
it’s a big guy yeah I mean I’d have to
prepare do we have a guest or anything
uh yeah I think we actually do well so
the first test guest that we had has
unfortunately passed away I just got a
message but we do have a backup guest
right now you have a backup yeah
absolutely
okay no thank you for prioritizing this
showed essentially I was warned about
you but this sounds good that sounds
good um all right so who’s the guest I
don’t know okay let’s hear from them all
right hello welcome to a jock talk hi
thank you so much okay
um good to meet you well what was your
name my name is sage Daniels and I am
actually here to promote something that
has really been spiritually birthing
inside of me for a long time and I’m
just ready to release it here today
okay Wow um I’m sorry I should have
introduced myself officially I’m dr.
lemon Smith calm and this is uh this is
jock talk so welcome welcome to taka
taka sage
yes it’s so wonderful to meet a fellow
healer yeah that’s that is yeah one of
the things that doctors are known for I
guess the biggest thing well they’re
they’re known for a lot of other things
as well
but I don’t want to talk about the
negative things today what I want to
talk to you about and your listening
audience is a new business opportunity
for all women and I guess men as well if
they would like to but I’m mostly I’m
wanting to speak to the women right now
because you really have such a masculine
energy about your show that I feel like
you’re really kind of pushing the women
to the backburner and pushing us to the
side and I just wanted to bring that up
because I think it’s wrong yeah I I
agree we should bring a feminine angle
to this oh yeah no question it I I guess
the only I don’t think we’ve been anti
you know any party I’m just tired of
hearing about the sex I’m tired of
hearing about the boobs and the breasts
and the large lips and the liposuction
in the Botox what about the butthole dr.
London could you answer that well for
one thing it’s I’m not sure exactly what
you’re referencing cuz that as far as I
can recall in this our first episode I
don’t think any of us has mentioned
boobs Thank You DJ Dylan London you did
talk about all these things before we
started recording though and the parking
lot you when we were getting out of the
car you said boobs but the sex tits
little titties you said these things
could you expand on that a little bit
well it’s degrading I don’t why did you
tell me that in the parking lot
you specifically said read this list
oh yeah it’s my the list of stuff I want
to do by the end of the summer
it’s my to-do list and you said read it
out loud and I guess I assume it’s I
told you I didn’t even feel comfortable
reading it but you I made you read it
yeah and I didn’t I did it because of
course you’re being so obliging and kind
to to share your space and your
recording equipment and so I did read
the list out loud I didn’t realize that
you would later quote me in such a way
as to uh and how did the miss sage well
okay I feel like we are getting a little
bit off the topic oh I don’t mean to
sage yes I’m here sage to discuss a
wonderful business opportunity we’re a
business we are all about healing
naturally and healing the way that we
should be healing not shoving pills down
throats not filling our children to the
brim with poison in the form of vaccines
all of these things that I’m seeing they
have really been weighing heavily on me
and I thought to myself sage it’s time
to get to spiritual birthing something
it’s so hard to talk about because it’s
so powerful that I have found something
that can heal whatever it is whatever
you have I just want to start by saying
it has healed me of so much not just
physically not just emotionally but
spiritually and so I want to come to and
talk with you guys today about spiritual
oils ya know not to interrupt to you but
it sounds like you should be the doctor
London of course dr. London taught us
how to be big and strong with your right
ear renzo mm-hmm
rhabdomyolysis restaurant laughs so we
learned how to be big and strong but it
sounds like you can teach us to be big
and strong and also everything else yes
that it’s nice to go to a doctor say if
you well I can’t really even think of a
reason why you would need to
the doctors probably the quack losers
are their salesmen what I can’t fault
them for being salesmen you know they
make their big bull fuckers from Big
Pharma that fills the children’s the
poison they’re subject for just a
mother’s nothing I’ve ever needed from a
doctor that I couldn’t get from a genius
at the Apple store you know what I mean
well what laptops Bluetooth speakers
anything that I’ve ever needed from a
doctor I can get from the Apple geniuses
at the Apple store a few things to
tackle here one I don’t think that we
are ever that doctors are generally
known for being salesmen of laptops well
of electronic items particularly or even
specifically Afghan machines MRI
machines right and so those are imaging
studies that are done in order to help
with a diagnosis nor do our you to plant
small robots in our brains sorry dr.
London could you speak English a little
bit you’re talking about you’re throwing
around all these jargons about just
images and stethoscopes you’ve kept
using that word if you could just okay
well I also haven’t used the word
stethoscope today okay which for those
who don’t know any Westerners a
stethoscope is that the device chicks in
your heart wow I did not know that a
stethoscope plants chips into your heart
so they can track you so they can know
where you are like cattle sage how can I
prevent getting these chips implanted in
me I’m so glad you asked there is a
spiritual oil for that Wow okay actually
do we and it’s actually called sage oil
what do you mind if we just went to a
sponsor instead work cuz this is I mean
oh yeah let’s go to one of our sponsors
today we are sponsored by sage oil let’s
go back to sage thank you so I have a
variety of oils that I brought today one
of which is a
a call for new parents I just had my
sixth child
oh you days ago okay this has really
saved my life this is sage – your life
huh
exactly all right so way better than a
doctor
well a doctor couldn’t do with this oil
can do it let me just tell you that it
sounds like well I guess this has really
saved my relationship with my new child
it saved my relationship with my husband
this oil I’m telling you if you’re a new
mom you have to get this oil so here we
have it it is grapes that have fermented
which that just means that they have
been left out for a while yeah
old greats raisins yes and then we take
the oil and just whenever your child is
crying or whenever it’s awakened you
don’t want it to be you just give it a
spoonful of this oil well and they will
just go right to sleep they might laugh
okay like for a second if I couldn’t
just just stop it so um you you gave you
you fermented grapes which fit for the
listeners who don’t know I know she she
gave an explanation but actually that’s
that’s how you make wine is a
presentation process it’s he said wine
it’s raisins old grapes are raisins
right well I’m not I don’t know what she
was actually using but the word she used
describes making it out making something
alcoholic essentially and so sage are
you an alcoholic
no that wasn’t it sounds like dr.
London’s them you know well I throw in
something I’m saying saying because if
you’re giving an alcoholic something to
your child no it’s not alcoholic it’s an
oil she’s not an alcoholic we just
established that how much are you giving
to your two day old child couple
tablespoons and this is this isn’t wine
as the safest a four ounce bottles worth
of raisin oil at night will do very
wonders wonders and you asked your
doctor about it
what kind of have you asked any
medical professional but I guess this is
you asking or no I my midwife after I
gave birth in the woods it was just her
and I and I’m sorry in the woods yes I
wanted my child’s first moments to be
out in the field with the birds and the
babbling brook I didn’t want it to be in
someplace sterile and robotic and
disgusting is Brooke someone you know
babbling brook that’s the name of my
midwife yeah babbling brooks do you have
to know okay I don’t know why you would
think that he’s not I mean I think we’ve
learned today that you know elevator
doesn’t go all the way to the top dr.
London you are an expert on a lot of
things but it’s see you seem focused on
this getting strong thing building up
your muscles tearing your muscles and
building what she’s talking about
childbirth which doesn’t sound like you
know a whole lot about so maybe we
should hear her out
sure of course and I’m sorry I mean I
know it’s not about muscles it’s not
about getting strong big and strong like
a big strong man and there’s no it’s not
that right this is something different
and I sure sure
saij do you have any oils to make your
baby big and strong spiritually yes Wow
and that is what is most important when
you say spiritually do you mean you have
oils that are spirit what do you what do
you mean whatever you say you
spiritually have oils are you just
describing your wine it’s not wine okay
you’re fermented grape
I mean I’m hearing some wine through
these headphones right now coming from
dr. London’s I’m just saying doctor
that’s not trying to be rude but okay
that’s only a wine I see here WH IME no
W IME there’s my old raisins old raisin
juice is really what it is okay so um
Thank You Cameron for and we are very I
do wanna and besides I we are thankful
for our guests and you know we wouldn’t
want to have dead air or anything so
very appreciative to have you here
so what what benefits have you seen from
these oils well oddly enough I have been
taking some acai berry oil every day
okay for about four years
and my hair has turned completely purple
Wow
have you used any different dyes in your
hair at all during that time no it’s the
power of the oils okay I drink about 60
ounces a day now is that if I want to
become big and strong is that the amount
of sage oil I need to be drinking you
would probably want about double or
triple that okay and so I do actually
sell them by the case they are about
five hundred dollars for three bottles
but that’s gonna last you three days so
imagine making an investment in your
future like this now the way that we can
work it out if you’re really serious
about this I am willing to sign you up
under me as a salesman yourself wait you
see your say prepare to be punished I’d
be able to get in on what you’re selling
you would be able to support okay this
actually sounds like um yourself like a
really good deal and I get a discount it
says you would get a discount and you
could sign people up under you okay and
doesn’t have to be selling any long
that’s like a multi lovely just be like
a pyramid and it was a dream it I know
you as a doctor you’re a rich guy but us
you know everyone else were not rich
guys we can’t afford $500 every three
days so it makes sense to sign up with
what she’s saying and you get the start
and that is a fifteen hundred dollar
investment and you get five bottles so
so that’s a major saving yeah that’s a
thousand dollars you just say and so
you’re this is based on you sell to
Cameron and then Cameron would find
other people to sell under and are you
under someone else are you at the top of
this I am actually second-in-command
okay
the owner mm-hmm the top is actually my
late husband
oh so so you are currently then at the
top sorry remember you say late husband
he has passed away is that correct
okay yes so when you say that you’re
second at the top you mean that you are
currently at the top it since he is no
longer with us I’m sorry no he’s still
very much with us um he has just moved
on to the next phase in life and that is
death but he is still very much a part
of the decision making in the
nitty-gritty of spiritual oils that’s a
spiritual part of it okay this isn’t
where I really he is a spiritual part of
it running it from that side so that
when I get there there’s already an
established business so we’re running
from both sides here so you’re so he’s
going to be selling this product in the
afterlife
that’s the idea behind this business
model currently in your mind I mean it
sounds like me that the product sells
itself
it really does it really does once you
know the power of spiritual oils you
will never feel the need to go to a
doctor ever again and we all know that
all they are it’s just a bunch of crooks
we’re just trying to peddle their pills
on you they’re trying to fill your
children to the brim with poison and I
will not stand for it anymore me and my
late husband we will not stand for it
anymore right well we actually have some
of sages oil right here if you wanted to
try some does it are you gonna I guess
oh it’s sponsored okay so so then we can
have some pages right okay sage tell us
what we’re about to drink yeah okay so
this is actually the very best oil for
opening your uterus okay okay
I’m not I’m not sure how is wonderful
for right before childbirth you just
take a bunch of this and it will
completely open your uterus all the way
is there a way to tells fall out is
there a way to tell if mine is closed
right now feeling
belly button push your belly button oh
yeah actually for youlet for any
listeners it’s closed as shit for anyone
currently listening on the male human
male anatomy there’s actually no uterus
to be found so did you enjoy the taste
of that oil I will also give it a try
here it hurt it hurts doesn’t well men
it opens the barrel all the way up it
burns the bowels are going to be
completely open thank you oh yeah I can
I can feel my uterus opening up right
now well thank you feels good now what
am i seeing right now after I just drank
this I’m seeing things
what is this I’m seeing tall figures I’m
also seeing a lot is this okay mmhmm
yeah
so I am also seeing the two tall figures
and there’s a is this 9 is this is this
nine hundred Wow you might be seeing Amy
and Sarah okay no it’s anyway thank you
for being on the show
our Amy and Sara too tall shadowy
figures in the corner right there yes
wow this is amazing
thank you sage I can fuck well I didn’t
even realize my uterus was so closed
until right now but I can feel it I feel
like a different man that’s the power
and so yeah give me a email to get
started
it’ll just charge you $2,500 for the
startup fee and like I said you will get
those five bottles yeah the 2500 plus
the 1500 for the five exactly I started
well thank you do you have them are we
the first customers or have has this
been do you have a solid base of four
how large is your business at this point
I have customers worldwide so I have one
lady in India okay who has purchased a
bottle of
spiritual oils okay so when you say you
have customers worldwide you have one
customer around the world okay well um
any case we actually have we’re gonna
get back to this topic and since you’re
a guest we can go ahead and get back
into what we were originally talking
about which is rhabdomyolysis
rhabdomyolysis is actually when you
karen was talking about you can tear
down muscle while you’re working out and
then later on it would rebuild itself
but I’m Robin meiosis this is more of an
extreme version of that where let’s say
you have a crushing injury you have
something else oh you could use an oak
oil for that that would puff your bones
and everything right back it would snap
back immediately will rub some oak oil
on it
what did you try that I I have not
actually experienced this sort of a
trauma that caused rhabdomyolysis myself
this is actually just a clinical
syndrome that you can find often the
emergency room and if any listeners who
do find themselves in a situation where
you have a crushing injury or something
that breaks down muscle like that you
should actually call now you’ll need to
start a Facebook page as spiritual oils
and there you would find the oak oil it
comes in a 12 ounce or a 24 out that
bottle is actually on sale this week
only for three hundred and eighty
dollars that’s a seller what do I get
that up you get that at three hundred
and fifty dollars Wow
a $30 saving it’s a big savings it’s
really worth it so one of the warning
signs you look out for whenever you have
this read my analysis let’s say you have
egg bones big strong muscles yes okay
let’s say that you you get you have
something big fall on you like I don’t
know like maybe just be able to lift
that right off to you you all right
thinking heavy you just throw that away
well in this scenario you may it may be
too big for you to for you to lift and
that be the whole issue right so like
let’s not if you have write up much out
right because your muscles got real big
okay well okay sorry rhabdomyolysis is
the term rhabdo my alysus okay and so if
something big fell on you like let’s see
especially I don’t know
Lu the patients like even it could
possibly happen also whenever if you’re
saying an elderly patient fell on top of
you if something is able to lift it off
if you had robbed on La Jolla gee if you
had a crushing it something fell on them
then one of their symptoms would be red
colored urine right that can happen okay
okay well no that just happens when you
take those rage oils hold on beetroot
yeah which by the way this now that I’m
feeling this sage oil yeah I’m not gonna
touch that as in the spot so uh God my
uterus it can also happen in prolonged
immobilization so if you are bedridden
for months it can be it can happen then
generally the pigmented urine that’s
gonna be one of the things you look out
for you can also have some muscle
tenderness of course as we said the
signs of multiple trauma or crush injury
if you’re say beaten up or something
something big falls on you what if
you’re bedridden and it’s it’s four of
you in a bed sleeping foot head
your grandson comes in and he’s got a
ticket what um because they didn’t have
this they didn’t have big muscles if
that’s what you’re saying
yeah well I’m saying if you don’t have
the big muscles and you you get your
prolonged immobilization then you can
have this rhabdomyolysis and it would
cause the breakdown of muscles without
Charlie’s grandfather got up and he
danced and sang the second he got out of
the bed how can that happen with what
you’re saying
all right well and I I’m listening I
hear you but what I’m what I’m saying is
that possibly he normally would get up
and walk and maybe they were in bed at
that moment in that scene whenever they
filmed it but normally he might be
walking around at other times of day
well we’re just glad to speak English to
me doc I can’t make heads or tails of
what you’re saying this is what they do
they can no I’m sorry
I’m simple true terms like sage and
Daniels and earthly ritual and oils and
raisins
don’t use these terms that we use
everyday that you just want to say all
these Liberty glue petite glop I mean it
sounds like if I came to dr. London with
a golden ticket he would say just let me
keep it you know what I mean yeah okay
well and I appreciate your criticism
because for you with pills ah that’s
what he does can help me be like oh
thanks for the golden ticket that buys
you a million pills that will poison you
leave you dead on the street oh okay and
I once again I do appreciate your
feedback that will help me help you I
can explain this a little bit better and
just want to go back to our first
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and once again I would like to emphasize
two points here we are very thankful for
our sponsors that’s point number one
point number two I would say despite
what that sponsor said I would say
actually go ahead and call 911 if you
find yourself in an emergency like what
we’re describing here the longer you
wait and don’t seek medical help medical
attention you you could run into thank
you
Thank You DJ Dylan you could run into
issues with worsening symptoms so if
you’re out of if you’re out of Sage’s
oil if you have Sage’s oil there
shouldn’t be an issue well and i don’t
know
well actually let’s let’s ask as has
this some any any FDA approval for this
sage oil or any medical any any data
analysis done on this oil no they
wouldn’t do it because they knew that if
they allowed me to move forward with
this life-changing mission that they
would lose a lot of money because no one
would be going to the hospitals no one
would be buying any other medicine and
they just didn’t want to see a woman
thrive
that’s the point when what this country
is that they don’t want to see women
thrive that’s why I’m on the show today
is to say that I will be running for
office in 2020 and have you picked an
office yet or just a corner one with a
view Wow
that’s the one you’re running for we
have my vote
dr. London yes we have a few fan emails
oh great
if we want to want to get to these just
a couple of questions from the fans if
you are interested yeah just sending
some mail to dr. London you can just
find him just around he’s usually around
what he’s usually free at night you just
find him around ask Mike a few questions
our first question
I am mr. Yamoto I Caillou I have an
interesting deal with 12 million
$100,000 for you revert your detail via
email Yama Taku 1 500 at gmail.com
regards mr. Yamamoto I Caillou well
first of all Thank You mr. was Yama
Caillou
sure Thank You mr. yarmulke you for your
question very good question I’m not
exactly sure what your um your aim was
there but I do appreciate your your
input on this well he has an interesting
deal worth 12 point 1 million dollars
are you interested that is a large
amount of money I’ll go ahead and just
reply I’m interested okay wow you have
my email okay well I so actually uh
thank you for it for the deal but I’m
actually trying to we’re trying to
educate is actually what the shows bad
it’s not so much for the monetary aspect
you know the sponsors are just there to
sort of keep this on the air because the
goal is to educate you don’t go through
you know three years of medical school
and residency and training just for the
money right it’s a lot of hard work and
there easier ways to make money do you
appreciate the the question yeah well
actually why don’t we
do you have any other listener listener
mail no all right well I think that’s
all the time we have for today
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