Welcome to the jock doc podcast featuring Dr. London Smith. When he’s not playing sports he’s reading medical reports. Introducing your host dr. London Smith.
Hello and welcome to jock doc where we discuss fitness and health and how to incorporate our modern understanding of science and medicine into our daily lives but without it being so boring. I’m your host London smith.com. I would like to begin by apologizing to our listeners we received some feedback that I have been using some unnecessarily complex terminology such as thigh and fluid and I will try to use more common words in the future in order to help
each and every listener to keep learning at the same pace together. here to help me with that is our producer Cameron
Hey hey hey
Unlike me he doesn’t spend so much time in the doctors lounge so he gets to hear about what’s really going on in the world so don’t be surprised if he makes a small note once or twice to help keep the podcast on track. Also with us is DJ Dylan IN DA HOUSE and cameron has informed me that we may have a guest arriving a little later so keep listening for that. before we move on I would briefly like to address a question posed by one of our listeners Ted fatsman he said my saltines came out sour should I put them back in the oven? so first of all I would like to thank you
for contacting us at jock doc so repeatedly though we did receive this email the first time we would appreciate it if you refrain from sending the same message ninety three times despite that
it is of course always a pleasure to hear from our listeners
-oh he I think he contacted my mom about the podcast about
the saltines
okay did did she answer this question because I was about to say I’m not
-he said ask dr. London okay so he went to her first no he went to you then he was like I’m guessing here I don’t know this guy okay it sounds like he went to you then after 70 something times contacted my mom logical move and then she made the logical move to say contact dr. London about it because you are that does make the most sense in my mind
okay well I’m okay I for one have never had to bake saltine crackers again cuz whenever you buy them they’re already
baked crackers
-it sounds like this person is crackers are a little soggy
okay if that that maybe got them wet I didn’t think of that maybe they aren’t packets
-are you gonna help the man or you’re not
-okay so I guess with that in mind I would say for one thing always double-check their recipe and make sure you are using the correct ingredients because my suspicion was that maybe he’d
doused them in water to cook them or something or douse them in something so my advice would be double-check that recipe because as far as I know most saltine usually people don’t cook with
saltines but if they do my guess is that
-oh you’ve never eaten soup dog this is part of dr. London’s elitism he’s never eaten a cup of soup never gone down to
the soup store and just ordered a bowl of you know you know chicken soup yeah what was sold right right
well normally you have a that the crackers are separate from that and they’re come straight on the packet
-never had never never gotten cold no okay I have and he was too expensive like the rest of us had to deal with and we got to eat a cup of soup dr. London turns the heat on doesn’t matter what his bill looks like at the end of the month when you’re dr. London man right
well okay well in case
just it’s not they just they’re not
gonna get this okay they’re not gonna
okay well I can just tell them and how
to get his soggy crackers to not be
foggy anymore okay so my my advice
I’m gonna go ahead and just my advice
that I have would be to double-check
that recipe and make sure that your
ingredients are correct and this rule
applies to everything from cooking to
chemistry but above
keep practicing you’ll get there once
again thanks for reaching out and I
think we can I I think we need to be
making initiatives to kind of connect
with our fans a little bit more so I
think that if you’re dealing with soggy
saltines maybe just send them into the
studio and then you can deal with them
and then it’s mailed them back no I
okay don’t just go ahead you can find
our address online send in your soggy
crackers and we’ll ship them right back
to you and you can put them in any soup
you want dr. Lana’s against soup but you
can put in any soup now for a tale from
the world of hospitalist inpatient life
I was doing rounds one day right I was
doing rounds one day and had a patient
who’s extremely angry she was infuriated
that another consulting physician had
casually told her that this patient was
obese and she found that to be insulting
now to clarify calling someone fat as an
insult that’s an appropriate right but
um the terms overweight obese and
morbidly obese they are all clinical
terms based on a patient’s body mass
index or BMI and that’s a calculation
based on an individual’s height and
weight so this patient had a BMI of over
obesity I cannot speak for the tone used
by the other physician but obesity
itself is considered a diagnosis I’m
using that term is not necessarily an
insult I think it’s maybe just probably
the way you said it because the way you
say a lot of things it comes off as an
insult okay well in this instance it
wasn’t actually me who said they were
matter right it wasn’t actually you I I
understand how you know shows like this
work okay oh yeah this patient not my
patient but another doctors patient I
don’t remember his name what’s his name
mystery guy anonymous okay but it’s
probably I mean you probably went up to
this person you said hey stupid bitch
simple piece and that kind of stuff is
inappropriate in a professional setting
so just walk up with someone
be liked why do you like why do you look
the way that you look there’s something
wrong with you you’re messed up I just
personally I would I would be offended
at that okay and I think that I would be
to uh to clarify it it wasn’t me that
did that but that that is true Cameron
Debbie look you just what’s wrong with
you are you talking to me now oh just
eat just see another McDonald’s you’re
just gonna eat McDonald okay every
single day every single meal okay I
ain’t going going you can’t say stuff
like that dr. London I I agree with you
that I that I should not end this little
piggy went to the hospital inappropriate
for such a professional setting I and
once again I agree and it anyway let’s
we’ll go ahead and move on to today’s
topic okay okay
right so today’s topic is um the
intestinal tract so you have a small and
a large intestine but don’t let those
names fool you the small intestine is
very large 20 feet long but well yeah
it’s small in diameter though that’s
where it gets its name the large
intestine on the other hand is
comparatively short at five feet long
but is much wider than I am I uh I was
trying to be proactive about this
podcast so I had contacted the American
Gastroenterological Association okay see
if we could try to get maybe a doctor
one of your colleagues to talk about
what you wanted to talk about on the
show okay is that no I’d gone in contact
with the dr. Robert Hughes okay um and
then he he wanted me back and he said
the American Gastroenterological
Association okay considers us traitors
to the medicine medical field and
demands that we don’t talk about the
intestinal tract anymore and you your
children and your children’s children
will not be allowed to be a member of
the American gastrula logical
Association
now that ad they were they were thrown
around like words like we have lawyers
that can kind of shut this down you’re
doing a disservice to the American
public by this kind of inane show but I
mean like I mean right like what are
they really gonna do well is that based
on something that you sent to them or is
it based on the podcast itself because I
thought a couple episodes of the podcast
and that’s when he said you’re a traitor
to the field of medicine to the American
people that’s sir because I’ve if I’ve
stuck to I mean he said I mean he he
talks a lot about your looks
specifically which I thought was
probably too far that sounds he said you
looked like Aldi Gumby huh but that
sounds odd to me but uh I and Gumby’s an
odd insult to use
he kept saying dr. Gumby and he kept
saying I bet his arm stretch out like
Gumby okay I it’s all like it’s hard to
take that as an insult it doesn’t sound
that bad but I may be from the
gastroenterologist through context it
seemed like it was supposed to be
extremely pointed it mean okay
well I’m I’m very sorry to hear that I
guess I can uh I guess I can cut the the
lesson today just you can just do
whatever you want it’s all Internet baby
well I’ll I’ll say I’ll finish
I’ll finish a little bit but no here’s
EC regulations here we can do what we
want is that true because you usually
manage that kind of thing I have no idea
I assume so
okay have you seen some of the stuff
online yeah like people posting all
sorts of things I mean I go to like
scholarly sources and but people don’t
usually post yet people post all sorts
of things you can just post whatever
okay okay well in any case I guess we’ll
go ahead and move move on from the
lesson today that because I was gonna
talk about how you know goes in small
intestine small intestine absorbs sort
of the food large intestine absorbs more
of the fluid the water from the food but
and then it comes out as poop
Oh doctor LAN dead yeah I’m sorry that
Oh finally having some fun on this show
huh I guess that is gross now that you
say that for the one time that we’ve
been threatened with with legal issues
so hopefully that that will turn out
okay well dr. Linden maybe you can
actually help me out with something
I never relating to this I’ve been
brewing this beer lately okay and the my
main complaint that I’ve heard and I
think that it’s just a coincidence I
think with you know the you know human
growth hormones that are in all of our
foods these days you got soy but also
all these chemicals and stuff there’s
all there’s all sorts of factors but
every person that has drink it has
stopped pooping and has not started
again
okay so I don’t think it’s constipation
because people when they talk about when
we talk about it in periods of time like
say they say I was constipated for 72
hours these people have it’s the
function has stopped which i think is a
positive thing good that doesn’t sound
good that sounds like him
are these all in elderly patients or in
younger or all ages okay I would from
five to uh well 25 is probably the
oldest you should not be giving this
drink to anyone and why are you giving
five-year-olds beer well I mean it’s
beer that I brewed safely that so
there’s not gonna be needles in it which
is what a lot of people worry about
their kids go door to door getting beer
from neighbors right no it’s because of
the alcohol content I would say probably
once a month kids knock on my door they
ask for beer and then what you’re
supposed to do was a nice neighbor is
you know give them beer so a lot of
parents get a little strict about it
because you know they worry about
needles in the beer and all sorts of
things but now that I’m doing it my on
my own I can ensure that it’s safe but
they have just stopped pooping well and
it’s not even just stop pooping it
from the way they describe it it just
sounds like the function anything that
happens below the neck has stopped does
that make sense are they breathing okay
because that is below the neck
I mean I don’t know they’re telling me
these okay so they can speak you’re
they’re texting me these things so I
mean and these are you have children
coming up to your house asking for beer
yeah do you not know that sounds like
five-year-old children coming up to your
house at Smith I mean there’s one
five-year-old kid most of them are six
plus but there is there is one kid who
is five okay well that’s still under
under 10 years old it’s kind of unusual
very unusual to be seeking out alcohol
so become sort of publicly it seems in
aggressively to they are they pushy
about it I mean they do push me yes try
to get to my house yes well okay so I
would say probably stop sir stop serving
that try stop making that find it find
it like Google a recipe instead of
brewing it whatever you’re making
because it sounds like it’s causing
medical issues again but you know like I
don’t think it’s a little needle aspect
that I think it’s the let’s file this
away we can come back right after a
couple weeks when I want to have a
little more data so I understand
sounds things sound like some things
sometimes but are really other things
that aren’t the thing that sound like as
well idea okay maybe I can agree with
you let’s move on okay okay right do we
have any sponsors today yeah we do
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if you basically if you want beer just
contact me okay now just if you just hit
me up
honestly just text me if you have my
number you think you can find on the
LinkedIn so if you’re there if you’re
there on the page to get the address for
mailing back those crackers
just please don’t do that while you’re
there just leave a note maybe like on
the cracker package saying like hey
shoot me some beer and I’ll I’ll shoot
some of your way okay well there’s no
Cameron s beer I doesn’t have a name yet
I’ve got to figure that out I think like
beer buddy it’s it sounds like it’s
harmful I don’t think you should but we
can okay we can move um do we have a
guest today we do okay okay good all
right and who is the guest it’s that
person over there oh hey hello hi my
name is London’s dr. London Smith and
this is Jacques doc what was your name
and just I’m gonna start doing this with
all of our guests from now if you think
doctor in London to being kind of mean
you can just cut it you can just kind of
tell me and I’ll take care of oh okay
see the way the way kind of bullies
people is kind of aggressive oh oh okay
and I some would maybe consider it
assault but go ahead I I did not pick up
on that that energy right off the bat
but thank you as as we progress through
this session you’ll see
oh I you know if you you you obviously
seem very confident in this decision but
I tend to see the best and everyone that
I sound great same I do the same I try I
try I really do
um as far as names go I I’m not sure I
can give you my legal name for purposes
of certain conditions of just legality
okay I if you know I I deal in certain
mystic paraphernalia and
properties that some might call narcotic
in nature so okay well oh okay okay
and and so you know III just um I’ve
been places spiritually mentally
metaphysically esoterically that I I
just don’t think the law enforcement of
today’s generation could comprehend if
that makes any stand alit that handle
what you’re putting now I I think saw
brought this guy that’s I he’s been
telling me some stuff that’s like crazy
yeah yeah well it but but but my friends
they uh they give they gave me a
nickname because of a dream I had once
where I was floating down into an
eternal abyss and as a as a raven and so
naturally raven whole um was the name i
I adopted so you can you can call me
raven whole whole of the raven also
works or holy holy raven is is new to me
but i will accept that as well
Raven whole raven whole okay and that’s
would you think of that as a first and
last name whereas one more of a first
life second life kind of experience
mm-hmm okay and I’m not sure which one
came before it was the whole first or
the raven or the raven and the whole but
they both go hand in hand i think okay
so so what your well you were kind of
hinting at earlier I feel like was if I
just may ask sort of bluntly um are you
a drug dealer
and that’s a harsh term I just want to
say right here we do not we don’t
endorse drugs or anything like that but
we do endorse experiences that’s right
that’s right and we heavily heavily
heavily endorse and promote experiences
like this done okay well hold on cuz and
that’s why you gotta have listened to
this prescription says cuz they’re gone
on his apartment the other day on this
stuff he was lying man
thank you Sifl if a doctor prescribes a
drug then that’s been through some
someone who has you know of course well
I really dr. London prescribe something
it’s the best thing in the world it’s
gonna heal you of all your disease is oh
I’m sick dr. Linden give me some drugs
push pills down my throat mmm I don’t
know different different worlds
different lives
I believe you even adopted a name but
have you forgotten it well I thought I
was Raven hole oh so you just kept
saying it over and over again but that
didn’t make it your own
well I think I’m gonna I think I’m just
gonna call myself for Aven ho as well
that’s okay yeah that’s fine how about
you call yourself Raven hole and I’ll go
by hole hole over even for now let’s see
do I want to be brave and all this is an
opportunity to change it up I’ve gotta
think about this for a sec to change it
up from it could be today
I think of thinkable can rolls off the
tongue well with a beer buddy beer buddy
Raven woohoo peer buddy Raven Hall how
about Raven beer hole beer Ravens holes
holes of the Raven buddy no goals arrays
it hole of the Raven buddy
beer hole Raven
my hole with beer and Ravens so raven
hole beer buddy beer hole Raven at the
palindrome
ooh think of it like a tavern like the
Raven hole and the beer buddies at Raven
Hall mm-hmm it’s like it’s very folk
Lord of the Rings very middle-earth you
know mm-hmm okay well for my sake I I
get that you feel like you’re on sort of
a journey with your name I’m gonna go
ahead and call you Cameron still if
that’s okay just Cameron still I love
that double Cameron still like still
waters of the Cameron that you would see
maybe like a rave and landing on some
still waters
a raven whole even no no dr. London oh
my gosh it’s okay yeah that’s disgusting
sexualized I see how this is all right
anyway anyway so tell us about readable
yeah what you okay this is your
full-time job
the I guess experiences sale selling or
as or do you do do you have another job
like a day job oh good question good
good question I I did and I still
technically on LinkedIn I think I do
go under one job title I’m linked in
linked on the LinkedIn I do hold one job
and have for the last 12 years but in
I’m not sure I don’t think I ever put an
end date do you get a paycheck for that
or is that just a social media listing
that you selected I believe I have
myself listed as an entrepreneur an
entrepreneur and I think that you know
we you know we hemorrhage a lot of money
when our startup kind of culture so
technically I don’t think I’ve had a
paycheck from that job okay
because you know I mean I mean Amazon
didn’t start making money into like two
years ago right isn’t that just how
startups work these days CEOs you know
it’s not about the profit it’s about
kind of getting names getting your name
out there okay I think gonna say about
the product but do you know it’s
definitely not about the product okay
okay so those experiences the product is
experiences right in the in the pill
form oh I would not know know I tend to
work Ablett it’s mostly gummies to be
honest mm-hmm okay
so what sort of there
you said you said narcotics like whoa I
that’s what I’ve been labeled as and I’m
trying to you know Cameron back me up
here I with some of the discrimination
that people face today they’re that
people throw words at people you know
what I’m talking about
that means certain things that convey
certain things and certain ideas that
people have about certain things that
don’t necessarily accurately represent
the things that they’re talking about so
your what whatever you because you’re
using kind of vague vague no I’m not
okay just hear me out guys like for you
for the sake of those of a higher
consciousness level the effects of these
nah see they though it’s really hard to
find the right words I wanted to say
substances but that’s just my pre
conditioned response to this society’s
like pushing vocab of their vocabulary
kind of base yes
you know like intestines you talked
about intestines right and I don’t think
that that’s an accurate description of
the of the depth and the crevasse of the
cavern of the of the internal being you
know what I mean like that isn’t that
such a more fluid way of saying the
inner soul of man that that just happens
to be represented in this physical form
when really it has so many depths and so
many layers well I wasn’t I wasn’t so
much your friend
well I wasn’t so much referring to sort
of the spiritual insides as I was to the
very physical easily seen you know
easily prove them inside so it exists in
the human which would be the intestinal
tract it wasn’t meant to be spiritual I
can see how you’d be limited through
that through that lens and that focus
the magical intestinal tract that is 20
feet tall older than the tallest
basketball player you have you have a
basketball player inside of you this is
the kind of stuff that dr. London tries
to convince people know it’s funny I
didn’t say tall it was long like it was
basketball player
he said Yao Ming ain’t got nothing on
this or something like that I’ll
remember probably twice yeah tall I
don’t remember exactly what you said but
it was it was along those lines okay so
I’m sick of it okay so so when you say
you have these experiences that you sell
how I get how is business
aha again the the wording of business is
slightly C again for the sake of you
know the people that will listen to this
I am must reiterate that it is not just
its experiences and spiritual
experiences of the mind of the body and
of the soul and the trifecta the Trinity
of experience and not a business I if
people decide to gift me then that is
that is their choice but I really can’t
I can’t I can’t use that word here it’s
like 50 bucks so you accept you have an
estranged well my my sister helped to
move a couch in exchange for an
experience okay and the experience came
in the form of a physical extrapolate no
get template see super 8 how about maybe
more of an experience I like that yeah
that felt good originally I wish we
would have kept doing doctors I guess
that the difficult part of that is that
in
perience is something that happens sort
of mentally right yeah and so the
whenever you say that you’re selling an
experience what you’re selling is a
method by which it’s not meth at all see
I heard that word it triggered me it’s
really today that it’s an experience I
heard it whenever you describe it as an
experience I just just for the sake of
sort of being able to visualize it if
someone hands this we’ll call it
experience to you and you you hold it in
your hand what does it look like
like before you
I assume you swallow it you ingest it it
it it’s it’s hard to describe because
once you’re seeing through the eyes of
the the all-knowing it changes shape and
form so who can say whether the first
time experience of seeing it in through
those eyes can be actually somehow
validated through the secondary
experience which some actually prefer
and call more real and that secondary
experience can be so subjective so that
first experience may just be the gateway
who and dr. Ravin Hall has talked a lot
about this about how you know like the
you know you’re holding your car keys
but all you know only in this dimension
are you holding your car keys maybe in
another dimension you might be holding
like you know cuz like realities are
sort of layered on top of each other so
in one reality you’re holding your car
keys in another reality you might be
holding a banana it’s and so to say what
is this physical thing but in this I
mean it’s an experience in a physical
form that is an experience so can we say
before you have the secondary expiry
your first experience what does that
deep are you swallowing something are
you lighting it on fire and then
inhaling that oh no no it looks like a
pill and it has a smiley face on it I is
that what you were asking yes
Oh what it looks like yeah like that and
it’s it’s one single well actually I
thought I did bring a bag I did well and
I saved bag for the sake of again like
don’t don’t don’t
I need people to just not think of it as
bad but I did bring one yeah what’s up
yeah I don’t I’m I don’t think that I
can come on hold out your hand
I don’t okay for our listeners I’m I
don’t describe it visually okay yeah
visually he’s right it’s a it’s sort of
um I guess it’s kind of like a skittle
or an mm except with the smiley face on
it now details are very important the
smiley face has many interpretations
based on the subconscious reading of
your own projection onto that smiley
face now tell me what inflection of
smile are you in this moment witnessing
right so this is that what I would term
is like the standard one like it’s not
an emoji kind of or I guess it’s like
the sort of basic emoji of just it’s two
circles for the eyes it’s two black
circles and then the the crescents sort
of curve underneath oh that’s the kind
of stuff you’re saying man okay well I
haven’t taken any okay because you’ve
taken four well yeah I mean I mean this
was I’m taking them you just now you’re
okay you’re eating them like he’s got a
snack pack he actually uh we called the
snack pack do do most of your experience
seekers take that much you know it I
think it has to do with tolerance
tolerance to the real world so more that
they’ve been able to kind of like
saturate themselves with the sense of I
would say I resistance to the
fundamental for enforcement of this
society’s just kind of polluting
corruption and they’ve been able to kind
of like rise to the occasion then they
can snack they can snack like a
like a mofo you know ok they can fly on
the wings of Raven holes i what would
you concur yeah I have probably like a
hundred and fifty two hundred like a
night okay so you’ve been out on this
for a while yeah for how like how long
have you known each other for one thing
why lifetimes
well yeah lifetimes I was gonna say we
met three weeks at a Kroger
but what Raven holes kind of taught me
and kind of opened up my chakra as it is
well then it’s a limiting term Cameron
remember that song currents is what they
that children of you know men tend to
call the spectrums of the you know
rainbow absolutely so really we’ve known
each other for thirty five thousand
forty five thousand years but three
three weeks in human terms and you met
at a Kroger yeah what were you anything
in particular just going shopping for
your groceries I do you want you want my
shopping list yeah I bought eggs dr.
London I’m I was part of dr. London’s
medical system trying to get all of its
as HIPAA stuff trying to get as much
information as possible so we can share
with all of his friends all my personal
details
don’t tell me Cameron that you’ve done a
DNA test well that wasn’t dr. London did
force me to take a DNA test he forced me
when you you did sign the consent form
but we did like we haven’t I have good
news I have good news with the the
amount of experiences that you’ve been
consuming since we met I believe that at
this point you do have new DNA Wow
is that well believe it so have you i
believe it and therefore he receives it
okay okay because it is a concerning
thing if i receive i receive it yeah am
i receive a connecticut yes okay i
receive it if someone’s DNA does change
that’s sort of like you know that the
term i receive it nuclear reaction okay
yes yes like Chernobyl that those sorts
of accidents can the radioactivity can
cause changes to DNA and that’s things
like and you will have it when you take
one of these experiences there is a high
chance you will have an accident if
that’s what you’re getting at
I I wasn’t but what kind of accident do
you me the same kind of accident we were
talking about before with the intestinal
tracts and stuff oh so this is all right
okay now that I’m saying it some of
these kids who are stopped up because of
raven holes buddy beer whole raven they
could probably use some of those these
experiences no no because these are I’ll
I’ll give you a few of their numbers
okay these kids like all got iPhones
yeah yeah every single one and you’re
talking about the five six year old yeah
well in the five year old has like a
galaxy I meant in terms of he’s got one
of the folding the numbers that you’re
gonna give of galaxy folds okay well um
so dr. London Smith mmm-hmm I noticed
you were still holding your experience
oh yeah I don’t I don’t really think
that I want to you should probably take
eight well because this is the guys from
the American gastro society American
Society to think you’re cool I they’re
all you think they’re not taking this
stuff they’re all taking this stuff I
don’t think they’re all taking this
stuff could you tell me what what
exactly is in it for its or it’s all
organic
you wouldn’t understand if I told you I
feel like I that’s the most organic part
about it you couldn’t wrap your mind
around what it is like I can tell me
what’s more organic than that something
that you can’t even think of let me tell
you an experience I’ll walk through of
the ingredients it’s like a Christmas
tree meets the summer beach of the
Bahamas while also scaling the Alps okay
a small penguin and accompanied llamas
mm-hmm I know this Sahara Desert digging
deep into the once fertile lands of
prehistoric oceanic activity mm-hmm
well I don’t know if that’s exactly what
uh what we’re looking for and I don’t
think I’ll take it just to but we can
ask Cameron thinking also it can also be
inserted anally I lots of things can be
but I don’t know that that’s that’s wise
are you too afraid honestly yes baby I’m
gonna text I’m gonna text the text dr.
what’s-his-face now from the gastro Foam
fills the gastro philosophical society I
don’t right now that you’re not even
cool enough to hang don’t have some
experiences of yourself dr. Morrison to
have like an actual real experience cuz
you’re so used to these fake experiences
you always have at the doctor’s office
why fake people I hate fake people not
uh it’s not that I’m it’s because what
you’re Lisa fakers coming in and being
like Oh dr. London my feet hurt or
whatever
since I’m professional oh yeah this is
great but you’re not talking about real
stuff when was the last time you talked
about something real with one of your
patients like hey man maybe let’s shelve
your stuff about your foot pain or
whatever and how are you doing well
that’s usually my first question my
first question is usually what we call
think about well I don’t usually ask
that like have you ever thought about
like people were alive 10,000 years ago
isn’t that crazy this is the kind of
stuff you could be talking to your
patients about if you weren’t so focused
on having non experiences talking about
foot pain I would I would really like to
see the version of dr. London Smith
after having experienced the experience
agree I don’t look this is we’re in a
professional environment this is to
educate
and to educate about things that we have
clinical knowledge of which have you had
this tested by it well look at look at
our friend here my friend
FDA fakers deniers assholes okay well I
yeah think about it
well so they put things through it
there’s sort of a process to make sure
that things are safe for humans to to
take and so oh whether or not it’s dr.
London approves it machine is that what
it’s called does dr. London approve this
well let me just put this on a conveyor
belt and see if dr. London approves
let’s know it because like you were
describing with the beer that you really
good by the way and but it apparently
causes paralysis from the neck down from
what you were describing so the beer is
really spicy and I’m trying to tone that
down a little bit because I do think it
is maybe dangerously spicy as well as
being dangerously cheesy it’s a beer
yeah anyway go ahead
so because of reasons like that that a
great example of buddy beer whole Raven
oh wait I can get it through like I said
just text me and I’ll I’ll send you a
bat well I don’t think that it’s really
I don’t think I’m gonna try it today
just because it’s not tested except for
I guess on both of you you’ve had your
experiences but I think professionally I
probably shouldn’t that five-year-old
just texted me cuz I just I told him
like that you were unwilling to have an
experience and called you a pussy
okay he’s so cool too he won’t let me
like hang out with him but he I am
allowed to have his number he allows you
yeah may I may I have my experience back
I I if you’re not going to partake yeah
I I’m sorry I’m not not this I don’t
like to take hallucinogens that it’s
okay I think I’m I’ll take one now
same okay well I guess I guess that
that’s all the time we have for today
really so thank you thank you to Cameron
as always for sort of keeping us in the
know with what people want to hear and
for bringing his tens of thousands of
years friendship
or whatever you call it experience share
rave in the whole and I think you do the
whole okay well so we’ll go ahead and
we’ll go ahead and end it there uh and
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