Welcome to the Jock Doc Podcast featuring Dr. London Smith. Witness the medicine man with a fitness regimen plan. Introducing your host Dr. London Smith.
Hello and welcome to Jock Doc where we discuss fitness and health and how to incorporate our modern understanding of science and medicine into our daily lives but without it being so boring I’m your host Dr. London smith.com I would like to begin by apologizing to our listeners we’ve received some feedback claiming that maybe we’re using too many technical terms such as genetic and fuzzy so we will try to keep things just more simple in the future here to assist with that is our producer Cameron
-Hello
All right yeah so Cameron feels the pulse of the world he
-got it
Right yeah he listens to folks like you and he passes that word along to me so that I can kind of know what what you want to hear and how you want to hear it all right so um so don’t be surprised if he speaks up to offer sort of a slight shepherding hands to assure that we stay on track. Also with us is DJ Dylan IN DA HOUSE. Plus Cameron has informed me that we have a guest arriving later in the show by the name of Barbara Denny right yeah she’s a she’s apparently an activist so brace yourself for the enlightenment that that is likely to bring. Before we move on I would like to address a bit of feedback that we received quote place an order today for eight waffles for chocolate and four pecan waffles when I arrived at the chocolate shop waffles
have no chocolate chip they have to go back and put them on there when I got home and I looked at them I was extremely disappointed I was expecting some nice fluffy waffles not these raggedy tortilla looking waffles I’m being charged extra to have pecan
waffles but these waffles barely have any pecans and end quote first of all I would like to thank you for contacting us at jock doc it is of course always a pleasure to hear from our listeners and answer to that question I am so sorry for what happened with your waffles and the jock Doc podcast is not typically known for
selling waffles but
-dr. London they reached out to you for a reason I mean
and here I’m kind of wondering what that reason was the waffles do sound delicious except for the problems that they were having
-maybe they just wanted a medical experts opinion on their waffle situation right um well so why maybe can you talk a little bit about the medical side kind of the medical science of why their waffle order was so messed up
okay well I’m I’m not sure I can speak specifically to why was messed up of course but I can say that sometimes it is nice to just have a little treat like a like a waffle as long as we keep
our diets otherwise balanced
-oh so you’re saying that having eight or four chocolate chip waffles and four pecan waffles that’s kind of a balanced diet
right there because you get half a beat not one that I had sown
No you’d have to this is really over the course of several day so it’s it’s a dessert thing to have once in a while as a special
treat but you’d really want to keep a balanced diet otherwise
-this is really interesting because for for about 13 years of my life I lived on a waffle only diet and I heard many things from
the medical community begging me to stop and reached out to you now I realize I was just eating the chocolate chip waffles if I had balanced it like you were saying with a balanced diet with
pecan waffles maybe with strawberry waffles I don’t think that I could have man why what makes really fried
what made you try for for a thirteen year diet of the same food every day
-well it’s not like I decided on day one I’m gonna do this for
exactly 13 years okay I woke up one day to waffle limp went to bed woke up the ext day another waffle chocolate chip waffle went to bed again woke up the next day hung out with some
friends went over to my mom’s house had
a waffle you remember that Fuentes
Lanier’s next day I well I I went and
saw a movie at the movie I brought my
lawful okay we can go ahead and move on
then I mean as interesting as it is well
we’ll go ahead and move on from there
but thank you once again for for
reaching out now for a tale from the
hospital even yeah we have a patient who
lay it on me
yeah well that’s that’s what I’m doing
yes the part you laid on me it’s good
okay so we have a patient who keeps
saying that his wife has done nothing to
cause his current condition he escalated
this complaint to hospital
administration his wife is doing the
same but here’s the deal we never said
that his wife has done anything to him
we actually didn’t even know he was
married
but she’s recently been at the hospital
some apparently so administration is
also confused
he is also mad that we won’t tell his
wife what is wrong with him and we told
him he hasn’t filled out the proper
forms to us that allows us to do so then
he refuses to fill out those forms so
his wife has also told us that the meth
in his system is because their neighbors
cook it he has no method of system to
summarize this patient is complaining to
hospital administration with the claim
that his wife has done nothing to cause
his current condition and his wife
claims that the meth in his system is
because their neighbor’s cook it even
though there is no meth in his system
case closed
all right it just seems very odd well I
mean can you talk about the medical
science of why meth was not in his
system my suspicion would be that he did
not smoke meth or like that that there
was no meth to be no
issue and the neighbors cook which is it
makes sense if the only way you were
able to know if someone has a balanced
diet like you were saying before is by
checking the meth levels in their system
that and that’s not so you want things
like cholesterol and things like that or
also critically important to cholesterol
high meth levels higher you want to have
zero meth in your system generally
speaking not even generally varies but
you don’t want to have meth in your
system zero you can’t balance things
with zero imagine a scale and on one
side is good old cholesterol another
side is air that’s not a balanced diet
dr. London that I I sort of see your
logic but okay let’s go to move on from
there okay okay okay so now it’s time
for today’s topic the peripheral nervous
system the peripheral nervous system
works with your central nervous system
and that that one consists of your brain
and spinal cord but in a way your
peripheral nerves are like mail carriers
sending messages between your brain and
your body
ooh not my mail carrier uh he stopped
bringing me stuff
was there a reason for that oh yeah well
I mean like I I wanted to I wanted I
wanted to go on a ride-along you know
like people do with the police and he
was not really willing to do that cuz to
me you know those mail was mailed trucks
you know think about the stealing was
tearing well on the opposite side as
opposed to that’s nuts that blows my
mind so you imagine just imagine waking
up as a mailman and getting into the car
on the opposite side that’s my dream you
know in other countries and so I tried
to push him out of his mail truck when
he wouldn’t let me in now he won’t bring
me my mail he just kind of throws it he
throws it into the trash he tried to get
in his car just when he was bringing you
mail yeah well I talked to him about
this four weeks beforehand he say talk
to it do you mean accept your approaches
I left him messages where on his
windshield
he’s okay it seems like one of those
things where you would if you wanted to
learn about that job you maybe go to the
post office and talk to them I wanted to
ride this mail trucks mail guys mail
truck from your house yes so I left
messages messages you know that said I’m
gonna find you I’m gonna get you I’m
gonna get in your car well that see
that’s threatening to me it’s fun but
I’m not I think part of the reason why
he may have been disinclined to allowing
you to join him is that those sound like
threatening messages rather than sort of
positive requests
oh yeah cuz in this day and age
everything has to be positive no one
wants to face reality
no one wants the real stuff I’m offering
realness I’m saying hey you know what’s
real the sky is blue grass is green all
right well I’m going to get into your
mail truck and I’m going to drive it
away and I’m going to throw things out
of that window because it’s cool that
you can drive on the opposite side this
is what today is
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a society right today okay so I am going
to get in your truck so back to
peripheral nerves so they’re like mail
carriers sending messages between your
brain and your body some of those nerves
carry messages from your sensory organs
like your eyes skin nose all of those
that carry messages to your brain so
whenever you saw that mail truck you
know some of those nerves send messages
to your brain and I never got them okay
there so those are sensory nerves other
peripheral nerves carry messages from
your brain to your muscles and organs
and so those ones are called especially
to your to your muscles uh speed motor
nerves I haven’t gotten my issue of
Popular Mechanics in 14 months is this
now sure you’re having with the mailman
as well
no it’s an issue of a magazine oh all
right so you have sensory and motor
nerves one for feeling and one the other
for action so I guess so
the way that could tie in with the
mailman’s situation is use use your
senses to find out that he was coming
and passing by and you used action to
try to get into his mail truck
absolutely that is extremely accurate
dr. London all right well it’s nice that
the lesson yeah but were on the same
page all right okay well let’s mean I am
going to shove him out of his truck
every single day until he lets me drive
it
uh and I’m glad that I have your support
I okay I don’t support violence and oh
who said anything about violence I
didn’t I didn’t say anything about
violence I’m just carrying this big
stick just carrying it around I was
wondering about that cuz you got spikes
oh no reason I got it just got it helps
me walk it’s a walker
with the with the stakes and with the
nails yep just helps you walk yep okay
it seems seems like I could cut your
legs while you’re walking
no I’m careful okay the point Ian is uh
faced in a specific direction
it towards the mailman that’s where it’s
always pointing okay well uh let’s gotta
move on from there if you don’t mind I
will destroy this mailman Thank You DJ
Dylan all right well let’s go and move
on um let’s see do we have any sponsors
today uh it says you okay all right so I
get times I’m sponsoring our podcast
today which that makes sense because if
we keep losing sponsors at the rate
we’ve been losing them then I because
you do seem to read the ads in a certain
way are our shows budget you know the
show’s bank account that we have yeah
it’s really running out of money because
we’re spending so much on the these ads
I’m just gonna say it we are spending so
much on the app yes okay because it’s
just irresponsible at this point because
the point of the ads are supposed to be
that we don’t lose money we actually
we’re supposed to be gaining money from
ads I I don’t want to lose money either
but we are losing money and you you say
you say it as if it’s because we run ads
yes they’re so expensive
okay the absent I give one of our
sponsors your debit card they still they
spend it on insane things okay why are
you giving them that okay well in any
case I guess today since you’re you’re
the sponsor I can finally give your
debit card to you yes out and once I get
it back I will give it to you from our
previous sponsors response they kind of
pass it around amongst each other I set
up like a group chat right a group text
message so they can like be like hey
I’ve got it in court I’m at the Safeway
come by okay all right well let’s move
on um do we have any any guests as you
said you said we had two guests today
yes we do
miss Barbara
oh yes yes I’m sorry what do you like to
be called I know your name’s Barbara
Denny do you prefer oh please call me
mrs. Daniel Danny please mrs. Daniel
Danny okay all right what you’re you’re
an activist uh yes we are having a March
for Human Rights we are i me and my
sister wives
we have been yes that’s our ego ongoing
I don’t mean to interrupt me and my 12
sister wives we have been getting this
march together because they are coming
against us in our way of life and we
like the way that we live and we want to
finally come out and say that we’re fine
oh we’re okay we’re choosing this for
ourselves and we can leave at any time
we wanted so that’s why we’re here I’m
sorry are you cheering up a little bit
seems like she’s really happy to be here
yeah yes
yes and I’m so happy to be here
representing my husband and our family
okay well it is a pleasure to have you
here miss Daniel Danny sorry mrs. Daniel
Danny um what so whatever you say you’re
you coming here in support of them is it
have you faced discrimination yes they
wanted to they wanted terribly a pardon
I’m just here to say no we’re okay we’re
saved we’re fine we’re happy with the
way things are me and my 12 sister wives
and you know what we where we can leave
it any time we want we’re not being held
here we can leave any time we want
that sounds like a I mean honestly a
fantastic situation yeah it’s really
great we get to stay here we get to stay
at our house and we get to have a lot of
a lot of children we get to just keep we
just keep get to keep having children
every year Wow
nothing sweeter than the laugh of a
child yes
every year all 13 of you have children
have a child we get – that sounds like
an odd sort of privilege so motherhood
is a privilege right and we do we do
love our mothers out there that seems a
bit I want to say excessive that that
many children because with 13 how long
have you been having children every year
for like how long has this been going on
for 16 years okay
so 16 you have to have that many
children so that we could get into
heaven we have to have at least a
hundred at 12 okay anyways it sounds
like it’s sort of up your alley dr.
London right I mean medical stuff having
children
yeah access to heaven this is all kind
of falls under your purview
yeah and obstetrics certainly you know
the pregnancy and everything does fall
into medicine but um the whole concept
of I’m sorry with your faith with your
particular what religion is this where’m
Armin’s
okay and Marvins they believe that you
have to have I’m sorry was a hundred how
many children at least one hundred
twelve hundred twelve children in your
family and okay and that has to happen
just to get into heaven is there any
other process to get into heaven and
your in your faith or is it based on the
number of children only that’s all that
I know that’s all I’ve been told so far
so I’m just going day by day with this
so this is the most sense religion has
ever made to me so when what is yours
what is your husband’s name if I may ask
Daniel Daniel DNA okay
and so and your mrs. Daniel Danny right
that’s what I must be called okay do you
which number are you you say there are
I’m number eight number eight okay and I
love it and I’m so glad that we’re fine
and that we’re okay and that we can
leave whenever we want if I wanted to
leave it I could wait till the fourth
Saturday when he’s in Shelley’s room
because that’s the farthest from mind
and then under the cover of darkness I
know that he sleeps well between 12:00
and 4:00 I could go downstairs I know
the third stair from the bottom creak so
I could skip that one and then if I
could get into his his lounge I could
find the box it’s underneath his desk
and I’ve tried the combination three
times and I think I know it this time I
think I can go I can get my stale pieces
of garlic bread and I can go all I need
to do is strap those babies onto my
elbows and knees and I can crawl through
the 30 feet of barbed wire once I get
there there’s two miles to the major
highway if it’s a red Ford Focus sounds
like a hide because that’s his brother
and if his brother tells him that he
sees me out I don’t want to think about
it then I just need to run I need to run
for about three miles in the nearest gas
station I’ve already sent two pigeons to
my mom she knows that I’ve got me but
where’s a pigeon
uh yeah I trained a pigeon okay I’m
sorry I don’t mean interrupt so you’d
you’d send a pigeon so your mom would
know and then your mom would come to
pick you up she would know to expect me
are you are you in contact with your mom
does she know through the pigeon carrier
it sounds to me like this may not be
necessarily the best situation whenever
you say that well she said she can leave
at any time doctor London she just said
that yeah any time you think she’s just
too weak to leave anytime she wants well
I think the main issue might be
she there’s a week to leave according to
dr. London yet another famous quote so
she doesn’t know the comp you don’t know
the combination to get out so it’s you
being free to leave
it’s based on you being able to sneak
out while your husband is asleep and
carefully not wake him and I’m guessing
the other 12 sister wives and get out
use the combination in the lounge and
then go through barbed wire watch out
for the red truck his old garlic bread
with some Old Yeller bread and then get
to a gas station send a bridge pigeon
knock that doesn’t sound free to leave
to me that sounds actually like you’re
having to strategize an escape plan no I
can leave anytime I want any of us can
leave anytime we want we’re happy we’re
fine we’re okay it’s okay yeah it sounds
like she can leave it anytime she keeps
saying it okay how long how did you meet
your husband mr. Daniel Danny he’s my
dad’s brother Jude your dad’s brother
yes okay your uncle yes okay he was 86
when we got married
okay and he said those 16 years ago yes
okay so he I keep counting down the days
but he won’t die can’t die he won’t ever
die okay is this so you talk about this
religion I’m sorry was Marmon ISM is
that right yes right so in this religion
you have someone is it just I’m sorry
who is a member of this religion is it
just as 12 Sister Wives yourself and
yeah I mean I can name 14 people in this
religion right here I’m sorry did you
join their religion no you got Daniel oh
sorry
yes yeah okay well so I mean yeah 15 now
okay so I’m on board
beyond that are there any other members
of the your religion his his grandfather
is the one who got the divine message
okay
good Andy he was
in Mexico the legend goes that he drinks
in bad water he was in the bathroom he
was having the worst diarrhea of his
life
he heard a voice from what we assume is
the heavens and the voice said don’t
drink the water
mm-hmm and that’s what we that’s what
our religion is based off of because
that’s a very common saying whenever you
travel because of how potentially
dangerous the water because the water
can be filled with certain bacteria
certain amoebas and if he was hearing
voices not only could it be just a
normal warning that was being said but
it could also be if he had very severe
diarrhea he his electrolytes could be
imbalanced and that can cause
neurological disturbances like psychosis
I wish that were true
well doctor listen you can’t be telling
people that their religion is because of
some sort of mental instability that’s
like you got to be careful with this
kind of stuff right I’m sort of more
trying to get to the understanding that
so you’re mrs. Danny you guys have a
roof over your head correct yes it
sounds like you have a bed or at least
blankets to sleep on yes how do I become
the fourteenth sister wife I went in I’m
not sure if if that’s really the best
thing to go for here because it sounds
for one thing Cameron it sounds like
that’s restrictive in terms of what
you’re allowed to do or or move around
so it might inhibit your participation
in this podcast for instance I mean it
sounds like it’s easier to to leave to
leave here than it is to leave this
podcast could you tell me what what are
the living conditions like we’re fine
we’re happy we like our house if you
want to participate in the March we’ll
be meeting at the town square
oh yes the March the reason why you’re
you’re on the podcast at all will be in
the Town Square on Saturday at noon and
if you do come
maybe you could bring some some wire
cutters so that I could cut the shackles
better on my feet oh and maybe I could
get in the back of your truck and maybe
you could put a blanket over me maybe
you could drive me to my mom’s house in
Wisconsin I’ll see you there
I will be there sounds like a great
March for a good cause
well it aspects of that Senate is very
good in terms of the rescuing someone
but it sounds like there’s a very real
issue going on there they’re trying to
get away from the discrimination you’re
bringing right now at dr. London so this
is why these kind of marches have to
exist people like you could you tell me
a little bit more about that aspect of
the religion of it’s based on don’t
drink the water could you go into that a
little bit more I have to go I hear my
husband oh oh oh hey Daniel
hey Danny we play bridge yeah well and
you kept introducing me to him too okay
so this is the same Danny that you said
he’s a great guy like very insistently
yeah well he told me to tell you that
okay so said that wasn’t okay well so
they’re leaving okay they’re gone so
yeah see you next weekend I can’t help
but feel like we should call the cops on
that well big shoe her feet were
shackled and that to me that that that’s
a real indicator that something’s wrong
do you think maybe we should be thinking
about calling like a baker or something
so we have something to bring to the
rally like a dessert or something
it’s called Baker first and then we’ll
we’ll meet back up in
we’ll figure out what we do next up to a
baker I’m gonna run by the store I need
some new clothes
get some new shoes do you bring baked
goods to marches very often yeah
oh all the time and that’s people people
eat it yeah yeah okay all right well
probably we should call the cops on this
one I’m gonna call it Baker thank you so
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