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introducing your host dr. London Smith
hello and welcome to the jock doc
podcast where we discuss fitness and
health and how to incorporate our modern
understanding of science and medicine
into our daily lives but without it
being so boring I’m your host dr. London
smith (.com) I’d like to begin by
apologizing to our listeners we’ve
received some feedback about the
excessive amount of technical medical
terms that I’ve been using such as
diffuse ST segment elevation and the cow
says Moo so I will try to temper my
terminology to a simpler one in the
future here to help with that is our
producer Cameron hi dr. London how are
we well soak your lads a lot you’re
allowed to just do your snarky little
thing but I can’t say hello and I’m
polite okay do you may do me to stop for
a second so you can say it
are you down yeah let me get ready
Alfie 5mm dr. London hello hello all
right so is that is that enough are you
good on the greeting yeah why are you
why are you slowing the podcast oh I’m
sorry so this is our producer Cameron
and Cameron is so deadly making sure
that our podcast stays relevant that
when he heard that the month of June was
coming up he began collecting June bugs
so that he would quote have enough
stashed up when June slams into this
town like a freight train
so Cameron prepped if there’s one thing
that I’m great at it’s preparing yeah so
so today is June 1st yes
so I’m not sure what you think June is
but a June is here June is now yeah it’s
a six-month of the has been sprung upon
us with without any announcement I guess
maybe not this is what I’ve been saying
for I mean at least 11 months now is
that we know that this is coming you can
deny the evidence and the science of it
all you want but we know that it’s out
there and we know that it’s about to
happen and now that it’s here we have
people saying well it was impossible to
know I mean the media was saying that
you know it could go one way or it could
go the other but it’s like if you
actually looked into the data you knew
that it was coming I’m sorry I’m just
frustrated yeah no I can I can tell and
how did the junebugs factor into this 30
June bugs for 30 days
wait 30 days has September April June
March November December January February
March April okay is that a rhyme for you
to remember all the months or is that a
run for you to remember how many days
are in the months yes I don’t remember
what its original purpose was but it I
definitely can feel when it’s right or
wrong okay so so you have 30 June bugs
and what’s your one butchered game plan
yeah one per day to do what with them to
keep them alive Oh
for the full month mmm-hmm for the full
month it’s like it’s like when you’re in
grade school and you have to take care
of an egg for a period of time to show
you how responsible you are oh if I can
do this then maybe we can actually get
through June alive okay you know
whatever you know some people have their
you know sort of lucky hat or something
and if this is how you get through this
month then that seems like a fairly
harmless oh you you think I’m doing this
for me I I’m doing this you dr. London
I’m doing it for your mom and your
children and your children’s children
I’m doing it for the earth like out of
solidarity out of saving the world you
haven’t thought this through okay we
need we need to go on I’m just getting
pissed I understand okay so also with us
is DJ DYLAN IN DA HOUSE
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didn’t pose
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I’m just kidding please you haven’t
thought this through you need weave me
we need to go on I’m just getting pissed
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did you enjoy our home yeah after it
enough hot for it here hello
nice one mm-hmm yes and later Cameron
tells me that we can expect a special
guest so look forward to that that’s
right dr. London all right but before we
move on I would like to address a bit of
listener feedback I found this note
painted onto wallpaper it had been
apparently glued to my car while I was
in the hospital the note reads quote you
know she wears brown shoes in town I
knew right away she was trouble end
quote so I’d like to thank you so much
to this listener we like to hear back
from our listeners to answer your
question I did not realize that wearing
brown or any other color of shoe carried
some you know implication about a
person’s character but do we know do we
know who this is in reference to is
there I mean it’s obviously gonna be
someone at your place of work right I
mean it’s one of the nurses you interact
with are they sort of a brown shoe where
well you say that as if brown shoe
you know denotes a character trait like
it seems like this is a sort of a
Sherlock Holmes Ian clue to sort of
maybe prevent something bad happening I
mean is there is there maybe a nosey
nurse that pokes around that’s wearing
brown shoes could she be stealing meds
should could she be killing patients
I guess the shoes are not the main thing
I notice about it you know could she be
the Sherlock Holmes type and the person
giving you the clue is the bad guy
trying to trying to get you to hate this
person who’s actually the good guy and
you’re the villain you’re the stuffy
boss you’re the police chief yeah yeah
who’s trying to take their gun and badge
away
yeah I’m not I’m not sure like this it
sounds like you’re what did you do so
confess so I just found this wallpapered
to my car like I I didn’t and I’m not
sure if it’s a nurse or someone just on
the street who decided to do this but to
be honest I’m a little I’m a little
annoyed that this was done to my car but
perhaps maybe the message is that I need
to make some changes to my own shoe
styles I’m not sure
because sometimes I wear brown shoes oh
then that’s a yeah you’re the you’re the
villain in the story again
confess what did you do all right like
it sounds man I told you when I sign
this contract to be partners in this
thing with you I asked where are the
skeletons in your closet I need to know
if there’s something that’s gonna take
you down that’s gonna end up taking me
down man and I wasn’t wearing is this
time oh the more you mention it the more
sick I become well to that listener
thanks for listening all right Cameron
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my bad situation and for that you know
when we started my quarantine tips like
a while back and I did the whole
submarine thing the submarine warranting
to escape the virus yes
well I invited a lot of our sponsors and
funders on that submarine and most of
them drowned so my bad and it’s whatever
you know it’s in the past
you know well during this and it so much
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know lost lives and it’s it is really
really sad we have to be thankful that
we’re still here you know so did you so
you lured our and so we have a new
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it is my favorite dr. London what’s your
favorite uh snack while you’re watching
TV yes popcorn probably sure sure but
let’s say all the popcorns out what you
got which is what you’re snacking on and
this is okay so maybe this is a chance
to bring in some sponsors that I like so
I like lime flaming hot cheetos okay
getting close what we call ooh yeah
getting so much closer what what do you
what what are you describing there it’s
like chips or absolutely
chips everyone loves chips there’s so
many different flavors and varieties and
you you would think that there’s a chip
for every single person out there right
because there’s so many different styles
but what if I told you unfortunately
that not everyone is able to eat potato
chips until now so like people who don’t
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mushiya strips I’ve ever had dr. London
and I said the amount of time I’ve saved
by not chewing so much do you know what
I’ve been able to do with that time I
kind of I’m scared to ask I bought a new
shoe oh so a single shoe mm-hmm I didn’t
have time for both of them okay so
that’s so for our listeners whenever you
put a cracker in your mouth normally you
actually have you know amylase in your
mouth that will it’s an enzyme and your
saliva to go interesting if we were
talking about crackers but unfortunately
we’re not talking about chips dr. London
okay well so chips it applies to that is
what about mushy crisp so so your mouth
actually can naturally do this without
you doing any work at all
the machining like making it mushy have
you ever tried to swallow a handful of
chips without doing anything at all it
hurts like hell I if you put enough in
your mouth at once then it can overwhelm
sure or okay and there are people who
have you know deficiencies and their
saliva who have you know certain
conditions want to deny them potato
chips that’s what it’s like you’re like
these people who can’t produce the
proper amount of saliva they should
never be able to eat a chip does the gas
tank okay so so your mark so anyway
sorry I shouldn’t be so negative towards
these sponsors so this has come in a
bottle why do I spend so much time
chewing my food what the hell is going
on who is preparing my jaw strength what
for what who was making me do this
for what purpose dr. London are you
because you’ve gotten on about Big
Pharma but you’ve it sounds like you’re
leading up to big chip as if that I’m no
I’m talking about big chip and putt
we’re not big Chu oh that’s a normal
rate of all different food styles its
chewing in general they’re trying to
fatten up our jaws and strengthen our
teeths for some nefarious reason that I
don’t know and I think imagine because
it must be really weird one question I
have on this so you get what kind of
packaging does it come in because what
I’m imagining is you like you pick up a
chip and it’s just kind of drooping so
how does it stay soggy mushy whatever
it’s it’s just it’s in some Tupperware
so just something like loose Tupperware
and there’s just like a like kind of a
glob of of chips for zhiting in there of
kind of mushy soggy chips and they’re
soggy from water or from my company’s
secret
that’s the secret dr. London okay you’re
you’re winking a lot as if saliva was
right I know I don’t know the secret
you just grit okay that’s a lot of
winking yeah just be happy that we have
a sponsor who hasn’t drowned yeah and
once again
can we just be thankful for that yeah
but I really do want to get to the
bottom of that cuz that sounds pretty
criminal in nature check out our sponsor
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and now for today’s medical topic
emphysema emphysema is a type of chronic
obstructive pulmonary disease consisting
of a permanent enlargement of air spaces
distal to terminal bronchioles due to
destruction of alveolar walls in other
words the alveoli which are the very
small bubble like parts in your lungs
that allow for the exchange of gases
like oxygen and carbon dioxide
many of these alveoli are overstretched
so they don’t function properly this can
happen because of smoking which
primarily affects the upper lung zones
but it can also be due to either an
increase in the activity of protease
called elastase or a deficiency in an
anti protease called alpha-1 antitrypsin
activity and lungs
you see elastase is normally released
from neutrophils and macrophages and
digests human lung but it is inhibited
by alpha 1-antitrypsin and if you smoke
tobacco it worsens it worsens all of
those issues all those issues and it
increases increased oxidative stress on
the lung by free radical production free
radical production okay are you okay so
well I guess it’s nice to have an echo
as opposed to an interruption well I’m
your height man okay this is kind of a
newt you said we need to get our podcast
a little more hyped up what’s gonna do
that more than a hype man like at a like
a hip hop show someone who they kind of
you know they kind of repeat the words
that the rapper saying they fill in the
gaps they they kind of function as
background vocals as well
okay I think you may have misinterpreted
I mean it is nice the role you’re taking
but whatever you say that I said huh you
know we need to be more hyped up I think
I was trying to say liven up and it was
in reference to all the sponsors that
you know died due to your actions so
that that’s really I wanted to liven up
future sponsors by not you know causing
their deaths
but in any case thank you for yeah
echoing so both of those are great goals
though
– okay so God – not cause the death of
our sponsors as well as you know
supporting the medical lesson as opposed
to opposing it right right right
okay so clinically patients with
emphysema will typically present with
what are known as pink puppies puffers
so this means that they can breathe but
it takes a lot of accessory muscle
effort muscle effort so they are
stereotypically thin people who exhale
through pursed lips in order to keep
their alveoli open
yeah they thin as hell y’all diagnosis
is through pulmonary function testing
spirometry obstruction is evident
primarily based on a decreased fev1 or
forced expiratory volume in one second
so basically they take a deep breath and
they let it out as fast as they can into
a spa
that’s right and it measures how much
air that is that is increase lung
capacity
give me that lung capacity so chest
x-ray will likely not be too useful but
it may demonstrate hyperinflation and it
can be used to rule out pneumonia
pneumonia or non poncho ducks and of
course patients should be tested for
alpha 1-antitrypsin deficiency
specifically there are many treatments
but smoking cessation smoking is one of
them for smoking cessation
looking’s the treatment so stopping
treatment is smoking so you want to stop
smoking because that’s the most
important intervene or many treatments
I’m looking at it right now there are
many treatments especially smoking so
quitting smoking can drastically change
the prognosis prolonging the survival
rate as as can home oxygen therapy other
therapies or treatments include
bronchodilators like anticholinergic
drugs and beta-2 agonists and in acute
exacerbations consider steroids and
antibiotics yep quitting smoking can
drastically prolong the prognosis
increasing the survival rate by smoking
more other treatments include
masturbation okay no okay this is not
that type of so symptoms and severity
will change treatment approaches I’m
sorry acute masturbation’s yes okay
exacerbations that was no word there
it’s not it’s exacerbations but symptoms
and severity will change treatment
approaches and lung resection or
transplant could be potential options
for certain cases it could be but who
knows well usually that the physician
and the patient will discuss it it’s
sort of well I mean the way it’s written
here it says like well it could be I
mean like a peanut butter jelly sandwich
could be the cure here but who knows I
love that attitude it’s being open to
every
well it’s it’s not open to every it’s
just saying that this is one treatment
should the other ones fail and if you
know especially if they have say the
genetic disease that the enzyme
deficiency in any case yeah so so
emphysema
the biggest takeaway there would be like
it just quit smoking is huge and
actually with regard to most diseases
quitting smoking can really help you but
who knows
Cameron you said that we have a guest
today we absolutely do dr. London and in
fact we have a very special guest today
and I would argue maybe objectively our
most special guests okay hello there as
well what can I give a proper
introduction please yeah sorry I
sometimes you don’t have one we’ll begin
that’s when I don’t know the person’s
name because they’ve just walked in I
can’t know every guest name that’s not
my job right we have with us today the
one in the only
the Tooth Fairy hey – oh hi Tooth Fairy
hey how are you how are you I’m great
nice to see you guys nice to see you as
well
sure uh hi that okay hello tooth fairy
um this is our producer Cameron my name
is dr. London Smith okay yeah you’re on
the jock tech podcast what I get what
brings you on the podcast today well
I’ve got I did I did change things up
during the pandemic and so I’m just kind
of here to lay things all out and say
things are not gonna go back to how they
were it was a lot of before that it was
a lot of trifling through
kids beds looking for their teeth no I’m
done doing that okay I have heard some
about this there’s been a lot of talk in
the news lately about like the new
normal and things aren’t gonna go back
to exactly how they were before there’s
gonna be adjustments to social norms is
that what I mean is that what you’re
sort of running into here yeah this is
what I’m saying I’m not going I’m done
I’m sick and tired of trifling throw
your kids beds looking further – any
time the little teeth know in the dark –
do you
I’ve always wondered this I have to ask
are you rummaging around like in the
dark knocking stuff over or do you have
some sort of like night-vision goggles
or do you just have good cat-like
eyesight oh no I’m definitely okay
waiting to get it out in the open as you
can see I don’t necessarily look like
what you guys have imagined I’m probably
much bigger yes
I’m not a lot of people they kind of
focus on the wings aspect and they kind
of think they go crazy they think fairy
you know no it’s really more like three
foot troll with fairy sized Williams yes
it only lets me hover a couple
centimeters off the ground right and
they’re more moth-like than fairy law
correct like shedding and dusty right
and I wouldn’t even say
bigger than I expected but more like
deeper as in like your your love beer
your death yeah yeah your length of
death is way longer than I would expect
any not just to ferry but any living
thing would be able to have that your
lumps are larger than any I had imagined
the tooth fairy I love be knobby these
are think yes okay get it out the way I
know this is the usual Joe and I got
what what do people what are your
friends call you can I just call you to
Theo
well really my friends this tooth fairy
my name is actually Bartholomew and so
my friends truly my friends call me
smoking bars yes oh great
and so I gotta I was about to say
smoking bars
I mean you smell terrible well I was in
the parking lot of smokin I’ve got a
couple bags amount now that I know your
full name the smell I totally right yeah
exactly yeah um so what I know what else
what else what else you got let’s just
get out the way well no I mean I want to
hear more about like your I mean you’ve
you’re talking about how much of a
struggle it is to just rummage around
and I assume as a frontline worker like
yourself you there’s probably been a lot
of concern lately with with diseases
going around and yeah I mean it’s kind
of gross to be to be like looking all
for all these teeth and stuff I mean do
you want to talk more about that well
yeah I mean we’re just switching
permanently to porch drop-off yes and
pickup okay I’m not going inside the
house anymore
everybody got time for this I’m not no
it’s better for you guys to know what I
really look like and who I really am so
you’ll stop having me come into your
kids rooms at night okay I’ve done with
it used to be working my advantage to
you preserve them to think oh it’s a
magical fairy let yes of course you can
come in my room if you’re a fairy but
I’m done with that so you guys just need
to see me for who I really am and
smoking bars and I need your kids teeth
okay leave them on the porch
and that’s another smoking thing I’m not
paying people trying to pay 20 bucks
further no they’re rather be 20 teeth in
there if I’m paying 20 bucks okay no you
have a pretty strict Rea there one tooth
one dollar and that’s generous in my
opinion but that’s that’s really
generous yeah I think I got a quarter
with ya I try to compromise pair come on
okay one one question I have and it’s
it’s just that I can’t help but see
their relation to the medical topic for
today
smoking birth you seem to vote for one
thing your nickname I’m guessing comes
from the fact that you you smoke
frequently yeah and I’ve lost all my
teeth do do it yeah so and I see that
you um like you you’re using your
accessory muscles to like you seem like
you’re struggling to breathe and I can’t
help but think that maybe and like as a
medical professional I would like to go
ahead and advise you to maybe consider
quitting smoking okay thanks for the
advice
anyways so we’re doing porch drop off
and it’s only a dollar tooth alright and
I’ve only I’ve almost got a full set so
I’m really only needing about nine or
ten so y’all are gonna need to think of
something else to do when your kids lose
their teeth because I’m not picking them
up anymore
I’ve almost got my full set of didn’t
wait wait wait wait what so this entire
time I mean how long have you been doing
this you’ve been doing this for decades
right right I so you’ve only been able
to acquire how many teeth does a person
have like thirty well I want them to fit
right you know if I’m gonna have them
for the rest of my life I want them to
look a certain way you know I’m not here
for I’m looking for quality over
quantity here I’m getting quantity and
I’m looking for quality so oh so you’ve
you’ve received more than the 32 teeth
that like an adult has right I assume
you’ve probably received like billions
right and I mean I’ve got my separate
businesses you know I celled certain
vendors and things like that but
it’s neither here nor there what I’m
really here to just say is um why it
would bring that up if you if it’s
neither here that sounds very very much
here and there so so your purpose is to
come on the show is to talk about your
struggling business and the missus
pandemic and no not really
I’m business is fine kids are gonna be
losing their teeth no matter what yes
grown a virus or not I’m here to say I’m
not rummaging through your kids beds
anymore
we’re switching permanently to porch
pick up and not only that but it’s only
going to be a dollar or two okay so well
I’m I guess adaptions to business is
what I should have said rather than
struggles but um you seem what is the
purpose of the teeth because you said
you got a you’re trying to get a full
set is the purpose of gathering these
teeth to just give yourself a full set
of teeth yes I used to kind of hang
around the bar scene and kind of when
people would get into bar fights I’d
rumba dried quick get their tooth you
know and uh I realize that adult teeth
you know I’m not really the full size of
an adult so I don’t it looked weird it
looked really strange so you couldn’t
get a full set in there you would have
you would only be able to feel like a
cuddle and cameron’s emphatically again
here because he also goes to bar fights
to collect whatever falls on the ground
it’s a great business I mean it’s a sad
hustle for sure yeah I mean my that’s my
Etsy shop is bar stuff and it’s stuff
that I’ve acquired from bar fights but I
want to know you were talking about what
you have you what do you have vendors yo
who are that where the teeth going these
billions and billions of teeth that
you’re acquiring that you’re not using I
mean I just have lots of resources of
people that need children stays I don’t
you know I don’t really need to go into
all the details of all those things I
just these are just regularly asked
question should you you know could you
go into a little detail just the tiniest
bit could you give us just a little more
of maybe a clue of who one of these
people are and I should I should clarify
the reason we are asking is because 32
teeth of the presumably you know
hundreds thousands millions maybe
billions of teeth you’ve collected
surely you’ve had enough for those sets
of teeth and your primary you know
vocation in this career of yours I
assume would have to be dealing with the
vendors rather than trying to fill your
mouth with a proper set of teeth well
I’ve got a lot of different business
ventures really I mean one thing I do
with the teeth is as you can see I have
made armor and I’ve made weapons out of
them I’ve made a home I’ve made barred
for my animals um oh so you were saying
you were saying business ventures so
you’re keeping all of these teeth but to
build your own stuff is what you’re
saying
I don’t I mean you cannot even imagine
the amount of teeth that I deal with
just on an hourly basis yeah it’s a
problem so I’ve found ways to funnel
funnel out all the teeth and even if I
can’t use them for my personal gain but
trust me I have used them for my
personal gain okay I have really built
you could say a kingdom yeah so the the
the like tooth fairy Kingdom part of
your back story is true yes but it’s
more of like a bunker it’s more of like
a preparing for the apocalypse
Topol okay so what’s usually depicted is
yeah maybe like a castle in the sky or
something like that yeah I know it’s
underground tunnel systems this is more
like a this is more like a basement like
an old-timey basement cellar and you
need the weapons for I guess mole people
the – yeah I mean just the times that
we’re in I mean if you haven’t realised
if you have it wised up to the times
we’re in
you’ve got another thing coming so
you’re you’re a huge gun advocate as
well
you know I’ll admit it I leave my
neighbors I’m not letting my kids die
I’m just gonna be honest my superpowers
being honest yeah I have extrapolated
this out and I won’t have to for a few
years cuz I got food and stuff but I’m
literally looking at my neighbors now
and going and I’m ready to hang them up
good him and skin him and chop them up
you know what I’m ready
my daughters aren’t starving to death
I’ll eat my neighbors right I will eat
your ass so I thought your superpower
was you know night vision maybe like
Cameron had said or like your whole
having wings being a fairy creature I
thought that was more your superpower
I’ve got plenty superpowers so is the
entire point like this dream of
acquiring a full set of teeth is it
entirely based around being able to eat
your neighbors not entirely but if
things get to where I think they I’ve
extrapolated it out but they’re going I
need them so this I feel like this makes
a lot more sense to me dr. London don’t
you agree cuz I was also wondering like
how could you have not found 32 perfect
teeth yet yeah if you’re searching
specifically for teeth that can eat a
human yeah I mean you’re gonna be picky
I would imagine and just teeth usually
aren’t designed for that as far as I’ve
seen like maybe in dinosaurs or
something but yeah I mean so I do I
totally know where the tooth fairy
a case Moke and Barth is coming from
like I I get it
I gotta ask real quick another another
cliche of the tooth fairy is like she
has or he/she whatever has a sort of a
wand with like a tooth on the end and
that I don’t know it’s a magic wand or
something like that do you have
something similar to that that would be
a tooth machete machete made out of
holes is this it is this like a um is a
blade that’s been
is this rounded teeth rounded together
into a blade okay okay
and I see that you one of your growths
you’ve actually done I well I guess what
is an artistic representation because
it’s it’s got you know the the eyes and
the mouth foreign with teeth
you know I guess poked into the growth
as well as its own little tooth oh I’m
Marilyn oh hi I’m Marilyn hello Marilyn
who is this well I mean I know it’s
Marilyn but who is this I’m smoking
Bart’s wife
I missed tooth lice that lives on this
head oh thank you for noticing me yeah
okay so that so the teeth were but
that’s okay okay so that’s another may I
talked to smoking Barth again real quick
sorry yeah hey Barth commute so can you
you built yourself a tooth wife yes I
keep her with me at all times yes how
long into into your your Tooth Fairy
journey did you decide that this was
your goal to build a companion this kind
of seems I mean this seems a little odd
to me right I mean dr. London this is
yeah this is oh well I guess my thought
is actually if it is able to sorry if it
was at Maryland is able to speak then
potentially yes then potentially the
growth like it took on a life of its own
I think this is beyond smoking Barth’s
control just physiologically it that’s
what I can see adding up here that’s
valid that’s valid Marilyn can we ask
are you on board with this eating your
neighbors situation only what ever smoke
in bars interests yeah she’s whatever I
eat we both eat through my mouth so
yeah oh so there’s a there’s sort of a
symbiosis going on here the tooth is
part of your even though it’s on top of
your head as part of your body that’s
what marriage is it’s a symbiosis of two
individuals coming together saying here
are my strengths here are my weaknesses
we’re coming together as one it’s a
symbiosis in this case your your
strengths would be your um your honesty
as well as your night vision shetty as
well as your ability to fly my mountain
of teeth my many businesses my massive
wealth guess I’m the full package I’m
not worried about me are you worried
about you yes to some extent what are
you eating you know what are you eating
for dinner
you know that’s what I’m curious about a
sandwich was was my plan peasantry in
case so you’ve been you’ve been focusing
more on curbside pickup and you’re
you’re expecting this to come to the
point I guess my real question is how
are you making money businesses I funnel
the teeth through just have lots of
vendors that name children yeah I wanted
to talk a little bit more about those
vendors I know you were saying you can’t
talk about them or you don’t wanna talk
about them and sort of you pivoted
towards you know you making weapons and
and all that kind of thing but who are
you you say you have a lot of suitors
you’ve got a lot of people requesting
for these children’s teeth can we get
like a glimpse like what industry are
these people and do you know or these
just are these just like random people
who call you up and say hey give me 30
teeth I send out a truck every Wednesday
to a bone garden
oh yes some people have you know they
use them for multiple things like
potions and things like that you know
some people use them for more than you
think you know many buildings are
actually made out of crushed bonemeal
used children’s teeth I mean they’re
gonna get rid of them anyways I mean
where’s the outrage here agree and I’m
not saying we’re not we were just this
is an outrage cancel culture you’re not
gonna be canceled just because you’re
given all these teeth over to this this
bone garden which like the owner of the
bone garden has come on as a guest and
they were murdering people that appeared
but they were running a business of a
bone garden and trapping Souls we were
young we personally as podcast hosts are
not here to throw judgment I cannot
speak for our listeners but in terms of
this environment you are you know we’re
just here to learn about you I know
you’re listening audience okay this is
the Casey Anthony podcast network okay
I’m well aware yes well aware okay so
what what are things looking like going
ahead
you switched you know it’s it’s curbside
pickup only what about the families who
will not comply with that rule and
they’re not getting their dollar for
tooth nope I mean that’s all that there
is to it sorry I mean really once you
know who I really am do you want me
around your kids I come up that is a
very very valid not what your around my
children or even my pets I’m smoking a
full pack of cigarettes before I crawl
up the tunnels under your kid’s bed I
mean that’s why I get in that’s what you
want
wow you’re you’re really you’re the
reverse Santa Claus
I don’t want to get into that son of a
bitch oh there’s a beef here apparently
I’m not gonna like it
I’m not talking about it my lawyers
actually say I’m not allowed to talk
about it so we need to move okay I don’t
I don’t want to probably do you have any
issue with the Easter Bunny or any other
of your peers I would not consider the
Easter Bunny my peer okay
why Easter bunnies the Easter Bunny is
an animal duh a demonic animal right
you’re a creature with lumps and growths
and moth-like wings and you’re I mean at
least I have wings what do you have a
big nose I’m just smoking Bart really
really destroyed you there dr. London
really made you look like a moron
all right well if we can get back to ya
I want to ask about your you know you
see you’re no longer tunneling from from
underground so what’s the process now
this curbside pickup are y’all just
driving vans is this like an amazon
pickup type thing I’ll just come up to
I’ll just come up through the sewer
outside your house that’s so much easier
oh that’s so much easier oh that does
sound so much easier if you guys want to
sure you want to drop your teeth into
the sewer oh my gosh that would save me
decades seriously Oh what about flushing
their teeth I guess yeah that would work
too so I mean at the end of the day just
maybe put a little note on there your
address so I can mail you a dollar or
just don’t expect a dollar anymore I
mean well no I mean you have an
obligation here you’re acquiring you’re
profiting off of the teeth you’re not
just acquiring it but you’re you’ve
built like a huge empire around it
you’ve got it you’ve got to pay your
where the materials come from
I guess people have just been baiting me
over their head what’s needing $20 a
tooth or you
kidding me do you know how little
baggage is no the the free market
determines the price of these things if
that’s if that’s what they’re worth and
that’s what they’re worth
yes I do want to emphasize once again
smoking Bart that maybe it maybe it’s a
good time to consider quitting smoking
because with all this going around thank
you and just so that you’re aware
there’s medication well yeah this is
this elitist attitude that dr. London
always has where he says Oh cigarettes
are bad for you because I want you to be
vaping instead by my vape and it’s like
dr. London go away okay I’m not 100
years old okay if you think smoking
Barth is gonna keel over any day now
you’re wrong okay once again you look
like it’s true to look at this creature
and then to decide to give them medical
advice is the height of arrogance dr.
London I’m just way above your league
and it just makes me laugh inside give
me all your your three-dimensional
disease so long you struggle to breathe
as I guess what what’s really indicating
to me boo shut up I’m not really it’s
kind of like fish out of water situation
I’m not really from this dimension so
much so yeah I mean it is a little
tougher to breathe here but the fact
that I can be from that dimension and
here and still breathing I mean that’s
more than you could ever do so laughable
can we hear a little bit more about your
dimension that you’re from yeah the
sun’s oh maybe more interesting than
whatever you’ve talked about so yeah I
I’m just good like I the Tooth Fairy is
obviously you’re a legend here you’re
one of the most famous people in the
world yes it’s super interesting to hear
your process I’m not sure I’m super
interested in like how obsessed with
teeth you are as much as I am this
transdimensional aspect like where are
you from
I’m from the fourth dimension so we know
about that one already we’re talking
about space and time well I’m talking
about the in-between okay like in the
like in the show like the quarantine in
between oh okay so you’re saying
Cameron’s got a great soda there yeah
got great soda you don’t have to tell me
I’ve been there
I was on I was on an episode a few weeks
ago
it’s great the soda there is awesome
yeah I was born there yeah so for
listeners Cameron hid under a blanket
and drank soda and he called that the
quarantine in between he thought he’s
making a transdimensional trip mm-hmm
well from your small-minded perception
sure yeah from the type of person who
would look at a magical creature like
we’re looking at and say hey you should
stop smoking that kind of mind I’m sure
wouldn’t be able to grasp both what was
going on here I get it okay alright well
that’s I feel like we’ve covered a lot
of ground here also what’s the craziest
thing you’ve ever built out of teeth my
wife that is a good answer and can we
talk to your wife just one last time
before before we wrap things up here no
she’s asleep I’m telling you that was so
crazy she’s psychotic she’s straight up
my notic straight
telling you to put the toilet seat down
tell you to wash your hands sometimes so
I’m gonna tend to the kids and deal with
the dog I’m just like now all right well
it looks like another one of your
growths is starting to ooze something so
this seems like a good time to wrap it
up a little okay so remember curbside
pickup and you’re only getting a dollar
don’t get greedy okay and you there is
also an option to flush it down the
toilet if you do a Trask you if you
do attach your address or maybe attach
your venmo do you guys do you guys VIN
moe
no but I could mail you a $1 check that
okay right we can’t address yeah you
just attach your address all right um I
thank you to smoke and birth into your
wife Marilyn for being on the show thank
you – Cameron our producer thank you to
DJ DYLAN IN DA HOUSE
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