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smith (.com) I would like to begin by
apologizing to our listeners we’ve
received some feedback about the
excessive amount of technical medical
terms that I’ve been using such as
renin-angiotensin-aldosterone system and
Memorial Day so I will try to temper my
terminology to a simpler one in the
future yes here to help with that is our
producer Cameron hey can I get a two
hotdogs one bacon fried chicken patty I
want a three coke zeros sorry three tubs
Oro’s those are the ones that have
Catherine zeta-jones from Zara on the
bottle give me two veggie burgers a bag
of flour three shrimp po-boy fajitas
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give me an onion ring I’m sorry and a
fidget spinner give me a baby bok choy
and jelly stir-fry go ahead and add four
more hot dogs that what’s up so we’re
recording the podcast right now yeah can
you hold on a second give me four more
hot dogs give me an egg give me a couple
backs of marble menthol smooth 100 just
an egg give me jay-z’s The Blueprint
Apple chicken from Alfredo panini Big
Mac with extra juice and why don’t you
throw in another six hot dogs yeah so it
so in a peanut butter pickle protein
powder and give me some fishy stickies
and give me a brunch burrito and that’ll
be you know what thrown another hot dog
that’ll be all
okay well that sorry dr. London go ahead
I’m trying to multitask here Cameron
he’s our producer and he’s so dedicated
to making sure that our podcast stays
relevant that when he heard it was
Memorial Day he began to panic because
there were some things that he could not
remember but it sounds Cameron like you
remembered a lot of these specific very
specific things well I remember what I
want for sure cuz that’s not you don’t
to remember what you want that’s a gut
so you wanted a bag of flour
yeah I just go up to the drive-thru with
no plan and then I just sort of you know
let my voice do the talking so you’re
you’re calling in from a drive-thru
right now oh yeah absolutely
most of this episode will be recorded in
a drive-thru because I know I’m gonna
have to go through like three or four
times because they’re not gonna get
everything right and you think that all
of those things you asked for will all
be it or which drive-through is it oh
it’s the drive-thru and whether or not I
mean it just depends again I’m kind of
going from my gut I don’t think you
understand that because you’re sort of a
nerd and you’re in your books and you’re
saying oh uh what are all these things
that I have memorize and stuff you don’t
know what it’s like to just kind of like
just just go for something you know what
I mean I I guess I don’t know like
usually I’ll go to a given store that is
known to sell a given product it sounds
like you just expect a drive-through
restaurant that’s what babies do you
know you know that’s what babies do yes
they say oh I want to they say oh I want
a whopper I’m gonna go to Burger King
you want
you declare what you want and you make
it happen okay
yes well in any case to clarify its what
Elon Musk says Elon Musk said I need to
make electric cars or otherwise my
employees are gonna be so mad that
they’re not making cars right now yes
it’s a week two five California law yes
oh because he wasn’t on all of this
while he has a baby at home that he’s
clearly not thinking about yes that’s a
man you’re doing baby stuff okay so to
clarify for listeners Memorial Day is
actually a federal holiday in the United
States for honoring and mourning the
military personnel that have died while
serving in the United States Armed
Forces yeah I think though thanks for
explaining to our audience what Memorial
Day was I’m I imagine that was very
confusing for them to hear those words
because again not everyone remembers
anything they hear the words Memorial
Day they’re coming huh
what huh yeah I just like to make sure
it’s actually given how the percentage
of our audience that is now Alzheimer’s
patients which has gone through the roof
that’s what our data shows the that our
listener basis has been made into
patients with dementia yeah I mean
that’s uh it just shows that our
targeted ads have really been working
okay for for that okay okay I thought
you were saying for a second that we
were pushing people into dementia that’s
that’s what had scared me for a moment
oh no no no no no we’re marketing almost
exclusively like a hundred percent of
our budget is going towards the
medically okay yeah like the ones who
are incapable of making their own sound
decisions essentially what we do is we
kind of just print off greeting cards
and that say like you know from your
loving grandson or you know from your
sister or all these different things or
you know from your husband doesn’t
matter if these people exist doesn’t
matter if they’re alive or dead or
whatever and then we just put those
cards on their bed and we put the URL on
the back of the car
right they started listen to the podcast
and the bonuses they forget that they
look to edit or listen to the podcast so
they just repeat the process over and
over again I mean we’re we’re getting
the best numbers we’ve ever had I this
sounds a lot like taking advantage of
someone’s disability which I’m not a
huge fan of but in any case dear
grandmama I’ve been enjoying a podcast
lately oh it makes me giggle I hope you
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well and later Cameron tells me that we
can expect a special guest so look
forward to that that’s right dr. London
before we move on I would like to
address a bit of listener feedback I
found this etched into a concrete slab
that I found smashed into my car’s
windshield the etching reads quote my
neighbor adopted a pitbull last month I
called the police
eight times and they won’t do anything
about it
this is unsafe end quote so first of all
to this listener thank you so much for
reaching out to us here the Jacque
talked podcast to answer your question
I’m not sure that owning a pitbull is
actually a crime unless maybe there’s a
specific law in your particular area or
housing location it could be a crime of
passion that they have a pitbull they’re
really passionate about it why not
so when they call it crime of passion I
think they they more mean that it’s not
in reference to a like a premeditated
you know crime it’s one of passion it’s
a spur-of-the-moment spontaneous
improvised spontaneous dog adoption okay
I I just don’t see that as a crime so
much but I also want to clarify because
there could be some confusion this
listener if you’re referring to the pop
artist pitbull I don’t think that that
would necessarily change the legality of
the situation for you either
nope who are you talking about the the
musical artist pitbull who are you
talking about
oh you’re talking about mr. worldwide
yes yeah if he couldn’t maybe be a
little more respectful
mr. pitbull worldwide right yes I was
just referring to Mouse yeah
but regardless clearly what this
listener is getting at is can I take my
my neighbor’s dogs to dr. London and
he’ll euthanize them the answer is
obviously yes dr. London will euthanize
anything that you tell him to
euthanize that is a promise that’s why
it’s on the Billboard I’m sorry this is
on a billboard yeah cuz I I should
clarify now that I don’t euthanize
that’s not a policy that I have I don’t
do that that’s that’s a veterinarians
job oh no I mean it’s on Billboard like
it’s only up to number 50 now we’re
talking about the song that I made
called I will euthanize anything you
bring to me by dr. London and right now
we’re hovering around 50 we have not
broken into the top 40 yet but it has
gone gold and it started sort of a tick
tock trend
well I that that’s still that’s like
good in terms of publicity but it’s
pretty bad in terms of the message it’s
great in terms of publicity yes when it
helps that so much of our audience are
Alzheimer’s patients because again they
forget that they’ve listened to the song
so they just listen to it over and over
and over again we have this built-in fan
base it’s amazing the big huge things
doctor you should be proud
yeah I don’t this it just feels epically
and morally pretty questionable at best
look if your neighbors got a pit bull if
your if your dad has a husky if your
daughter’s got a golden retriever that
just yeah take him to dr. London we’ll
take care of it yes
oh okay well – that listener thank you
for listening and now for today’s
medical topic restrictive cardiomyopathy
restrictive cardiomyopathy is a form of
diastolic heart failure that occurs
because of an infiltration of the
myocardium in other words some substance
permeates into the muscles of the walls
of the heart and this prevents the heart
from properly expanding to fill with
blood because as you know you know the
heart is always expanding filling up
with blood and then squeezing to push
that blood out so this is a problem with
that expansion process to fill up with
blood this can occur due to a variety of
conditions including amyloidosis
sarcoidosis
hemochromatosis scleroderma carcinoid
syndrome chemotherapy during the who’s
down in Whoville singing their Christmas
joy right that can cause it to grow
three three sizes that day yes okay no
that’s so that’s this is actually
restrictive cardiomyopathy so it it
keeps it from expanding that’s the issue
here oh so this is what happens when you
can’t hear the who’s down in Whoville
singing their songs if you got that so
sad oh when I think about the people
we’re so lucky here in America you know
what I mean that we’re able to just
stand on the edge of our cliff and kind
of put a little Coney thing to our ear
and then hear the songs of the evils
down in Whoville can you imagine the
people who live in these impoverished
countries who can’t even hear Whoville
songs yeah I I feel like how small their
hearts must be I feel like that’s not
really a pressing issue for most of us
at least not this time of year because
do remember I guess for them I guess for
people who are really self-involved and
only think about themselves it’s
probably not a pressing issue but that’s
fine go ahead with your lesson but that
only applies to important because
because it’s not even we’re like as
almost as far away from Christmas as we
can be in a given year so we wouldn’t
hear that
sir dr. London cannot kick can I have
some medicine please I’m just so just a
poor little boy from someplace that you
don’t approve of no you can’t I’m doctor
London you’re too poor where’d your
insurance okay so with restrictive
cardiomyopathy it could also be due to
an unknown cause which would be referred
to as idiopathic clinically the elevated
filling pressures of the heart cause
dyspnea difficulty I think sitting
sitting right in front of me I’ll say
that signs of right heart failure are
present as well so patients may have
elevated jugular venous pressure and
distended neck veins diagnosis is with
echocardiogram which will show thickened
myocardium and increased right and left
atrium sizes treatment is to treat the
underlying disorder so one may also use
so treatment is to treat the underlying
disorder so you treat your say
amyloidosis sarcoidosis or
hemochromatosis whatever you would treat
that directly you may also use maybe
beta blockers calcium channel blockers
and a gentle diuresis for congestive
heart failure symptoms and then
transplant is also a treatment option
let me ask you little poor boy who just
needs medicine from me
to London who’s the last time you heard
the who’s down in Whoville singing their
Christmas songs um I’m sorry sir but
nananana never people in my part of the
world don’t ever hear those things we’re
not as lucky as you Americans then get
out get out of my office
okay so um
next up usually I will share a clinical
anecdote from you know life in the
hospital life in the clinic but today
Cameron actually wanted to share some of
his tips for you know quarantine and how
to adapt to you know this this life of
the world being kind of crazy right now
with a global pandemic Cameron had some
tips you know dr. London a lot of things
have changed lately especially a lot of
changes to our stores and the places we
go and one of the things that’s just
been really really peeving me off making
me mad making me human are these places
that are requiring me to wear stuff that
I don’t want to wear okay like yeah a
lot of people have problems with wearing
a mask when they go into a place which
you know in my opinion a mask isn’t that
hard
yeah well that’s I mean that’s not
really the issue I’m running into I wear
a mask most the time when I go out
anyway
because you never know like if you need
to take advantage of a situation I need
to get out of a situation well yeah and
you usually are wearing because you’ll
switch them out though right you have a
luchador mask you’ll have a Batman mask
yeah and of course I I do want to
specify most of these we say like Batman
mask or whatever I mean they’re paper
plates that I’ve sort of cut holes into
for eyes on the mouth then I’ve like you
know put the bats bat symbol on there
and whatnot yeah my own my own spin and
original designs on mm-hmm
because you wanna make a business out of
it okay so yes so you don’t have a
problem with that aspect no the mask is
totally fine I’m talking about these
places these snooty hoity-toity liberal
places that are trying to force me out
of their store because they have a sign
up that says a no shirt no shoes no
service
oh excuse my okay so that’s that’s a
pretty standard thing for a lot of
businesses to require you know clothing
to be worn what’s what is the big deal
why can’t I live as a free American and
go into the CVS without my shoes are my
shirt on how is any of this gonna heal
if it’s if I’m just suffocating it with
clothes all the time well I mean just
kind of like everything that’s going on
there’s a lot of splotches there’s a lot
of like openings there’s a lot of like
puss situations there’s a lot of fungus
going on and I gotta say I think the
root of these problems is the fact that
I’m suffocating them by wearing these
clothes I’m only getting sicker with
these clothes on I want to add no cases
usually yes that is a thing that’s been
really pissing me off that the CVS that
I’m talking about
it says no shirt no shoes no service I
go in with no pants you know what they
get mad about that too not even on the
Sun it’s not even a rule in CVS is this
okay cuz I can’t help but remember that
we have had a guest who he works at at
Walgreens or CVS or something like that
and it is really funny that you mention
whatever you were about to mention dr.
London because I have brought on a guest
to back up my points Shane what up dawg
hey guys how’s it going how’s everybody
doing we’re all right I’m sorry is this
uh okay this is Shane Flagg who he’s
your is your audio engineering intern is
that right well that it’s it’s yeah we
we do that occasionally we’ll we’ll do
that but since the since the quarantine
has been going on I haven’t really been
you know added as much but I do
appreciate everything Cameron’s done for
me so I’ve learned a lot yeah cuz I will
say since the quarantine his role has
pivoted more towards less of an audio
intern and more of an audio Admiral III
chose that title technically he let me
pick my title so I went with Admiral
just because I think it’s admirable okay
a lot of stuff that I’m making Shane do
is aquatic based so I think it’s sort of
fit with sort of like a Navy theme right
right well I mean it makes sense you
know I mean sound waves travel in in air
or much like well the ripples of you
know that you see on water that you know
it’s sound waves work very similarly
similarly to those kinds of waves and
actually they’ve they’ve had me in one
other reason I haven’t been around as
much in quarantine as they’ve had me
just working like a dog over at
Walgreens like y’all were mentioning
earlier so it’s it’s been a madhouse
over there
Cameron was talking about CBS it’s the
same thing yes Shane works at Walgreens
Shane works at a place that actually
accepts me for who I am yeah we used to
we used to have a no shirt no shoes type
sign but one of the homeless guys
outside he took it and he flips it
around and he writes his own stuff on it
so we just haven’t bought a new one yet
oh ho that’s pretty funny what did you
what was the most recent thing he wrote
on it um house burnt down whole family
dead you know some lame like that I
don’t know that’s pretty good but it’s
just so frustrating that when I tried
the CBS is the closest to my house so
that’s where I’m trying to frequently go
yeah well you could just go another 20
feet and you would be at the Walgreens
most likely oh well I mean absolutely
they are next to each other for sure but
I’m trying to you know I’m trying to
support local now everyone talks about
supporting local and I’ve got to say one
is 20 feet more local
the other that’s just how that’s just
how it is I didn’t choose it that’s true
everybody’s got their corner I I get it
everybody’s got the down corner yeah
but Shane has been out there with me
standing outside this wool when he’s off
his shift standing outside of this CVS
protesting it with our chants and with
our songs and we’re getting a huge
audience right now because we are upset
we are we are standing up for our rights
and we are demanding the freedom to not
be forced to wear things that we don’t
want to wear and plus my manager makes
me do it because it drives a lot of
business to Walgreens but at the same
time I also believe like I’m starting to
believe in it for sure because I’m
seeing that the most free people in the
USA are the homeless people like the guy
who stole the sign he doesn’t wear he
doesn’t wear any shoes I like to think
that the reason he stole that sign was
not because his house burnt down and his
family died and that he needs money but
as a protest because he understands what
freedom really is and that’s to dress
how you want to dress and this is the
kind of crazy shit that I’ve been
learning from Shane that has completely
changed my worldview dr. lund and I’ve
grown so much as a person ever since we
started protesting this CVS I okay I
guess I have have a couple questions one
so when this homeless individual when
they you know tampered with your sign
Shane did you ever think to just inform
him of the policy because just changing
a sign doesn’t change you know the
policy well if you if there’s no stop
sign are you gonna stop is a cop gonna
pull you over if there’s no stops yes
that’s what that’s all I’m saying right
there and that’s how that’s how it works
at Walgreens I’ve been at Walgreens for
a long time and if there’s no sign then
the rule does not apply to the store
until you buy a new sign but our manager
hasn’t gotten around to it well the
homeless guy is stolen the sign several
times
okay see Shan Shan has an answer like
that for everything you’re gonna throw
head I’m dr. Wong well it’s just
experience that’s all that’s all it
boils down to just life experience you
know getting down and dirty with real
people and why like why are we putting
so much trust into these people who have
no experience with what they’re talking
about
they’ve haven’t had this disease they’ve
never even gone shoeless or shirtless
into a restaurant or to work or a
funeral or wherever and yet they’re
making all these rules about it how
about trust the people who live this
life day in and day out which is me I
wake up in the morning and I put on a
shirt and I say not today and then I rip
it
Superman style and I throw it away and
then I go to the CVS and I start
harassing every single person that goes
in there who’s wearing a shirt and shoes
well the only way that you can wake
judgmental people up is to harass them
that’s what I’ve found over time – yep
I’ll even admit I used to be more
judgmental until I was just harassed
nearly to death and it woke me up
Oh nearly it was this like a particular
incident well I hadn’t been vaccinated
at the time and I I don’t think these
two events are related but the homeless
guy well this was a different homeless
guy but he he was just harassing me he
was crazy
and I went up to him and he stabbed me
with a thumbtack and I ended up getting
um hepatitis but okay I don’t think that
has anything to do with my non
vaccination issue no any if they if it
if it was connected a doctor would be
able to prove yeah and and I honestly
they say it was hepatitis I don’t think
it’s hepatitis
that’s just my nope I mean like I said I
learn a lot through experience and that
has included a lot of I I don’t want to
say that I’m a prophet because it’s all
science-based I’ll experience base but I
I do tend
to just kind of have a feel for
diagnosis okay and so don’t even want to
say this is not a mad about this because
he’s more about Oh book smarts oh let me
open up my book Oh chapter four and and
you know what right in all honesty there
is a place for that but it’s called
school yes yeah that’s called hell wish
okay I’m not sure about your diagnosis
of hepatitis I you know it’s hard
without examining you and seeing your
labs and everything
Cameron you had brought up how you had
all these sores and openings around your
body and you think it’s because you’ve
been forced to wear clothes whereas it
sounds like maybe you’ve been scraped up
by you know wherever you’re going
without wearing clothes I want to I’m
gonna clarify something here the rashes
the sores the holes the kind of voids
that are surrounding my my body
they weren’t caused by shirts and shoes
they’re just unable to heal because I’m
suffocating them we know what they were
caused by cell towers oh um yeah I don’t
I don’t know if I would give really much
credit to those kinds of I’ve heard a
few theories about these whatever 5g
towers has been opening up my third eye
so much dr. London he’s been keeps
talking about these cell towers and and
and that’s a metaphorical third eye but
I’m you know in the near future I could
see that being a very physical third eye
for some people you know with them the
amount of radiation that these towers
give off you know we we’re just now
getting started here you know where
we’re being hit from you know at our
every you know so in so miles but it may
just be it once we’re surrounded 360
degrees by these things at all times you
know there’s no telling what it may be
it may be Chernobyl 2.0 you know but
nobody sees it
you know even even the people at
Chernobyl knew that that nuclear reactor
could you know go nuclei go nuclear and
radiate the entire place but no one’s
expecting it with the three or the 5g
Network but it’s just as dangerous if
not more so because because it’s gonna
be all over the entire country okay
because I know some people blamed the
the current pandemic on some connection
to towers I haven’t really read into the
theories but you know I actually have a
friend who works on these towers and
she’s pretty informed about 5g and what
its potential is both good and bad her
name’s Sarah Sampson and I think you all
have heard of her and I have her waiting
on standby here remotely and so she can
hop in yes Sarah come on the show lets
school dr. London on the knowledge he
thinks he knows because here he is he’s
spouting all this blah blah blah the
government tells me to say blah blah
blah let’s get to the real stuff yeah
all right I’m hoping to hear from you
know another potentially well-informed
person and hear from you know the person
kind of on the ground so to speak who’s
actually dealing with these towers which
wasn’t really the focus of mine but yeah
hello miss Samson is all right if I call
you that sure thank you for having me
yeah you’re you’re welcome I’m dr.
London Smith comm this is our producer
Cameron and this is Shane Flagg a a
Walgreens employee we actually met at
Walgreens
she’s one of my best customer so you
know we get to talking from time to time
we have a lot of the same views so it’s
been been interesting and we both love
candy we do Wow we actually connected
over KitKat’s
oh wow Wow can’t say that about
everybody you know yeah am I am I am i
detecting a little bit of what you’re
saying we connected over KitKat’s am i
detecting a little bit of a flirtatious
vibe here yeah break me off a piece of
that
well yeah that’s kind of that’s kind of
what I said originally and it didn’t
work out but after months of apologies
we kind of got back to at least neutral
ground I think yes and now we’re remote
friends and when you say remote friends
because I can see on the video feed here
that she she held up like a TV remote do
you you mailed that back and forth I’ll
let you take this one yeah we we mostly
just mean like we’re distant from each
other okay not not remote as in TV
remote although that that is something
to think about I I hadn’t thought of
doing something quirky like that but
maybe I’ll well you’d you definitely
save a fortune on TV remotes because
you’d only have to buy half the amount
that you usually do every year that’s
true and just pay shipping yeah which is
nothing these days yeah miss Sampson I
want to hear from you about these cell
towers and how I mean I I’m I’m of the
belief that all the sores and the oozing
that’s coming out of my of my skin is
probably caused by these cell towers
yeah well I get that too from the cell
towers do you climb up them often oh
well it’s not it’s not really a climb
it’s more of an elevator that I’ve kind
of built it’s like a pulley system that
my back sort of scrapes up against as I
as I pull interesting well I’m a I’m a
tower repair specialist oh wow
3G in below oh so maybe that’s resting
no that’s not so applicable then because
at least from my understanding the
doctor London where you’re shutting down
our guests immediately we have a guest
on here for five seconds and you’re
already say it all and 3G 3G is actually
actually very similar to 5g you just add
two more G’s I mean what she’s
experiencing right now is just a little
bit of what’s to come so you know
anything that that
Sarah that that you’ve been experiencing
physically that you could talk about
that that you could see you know 5g
amplifying yes I am studying so hard to
go to 5g school because then I can be on
the level of all of the 5g repairmen
okay that’s Wow and you’re not worried
about that
oh I’m very worried they’re some of the
smartest people I’ve ever met I’m sorry
you’re studying to go to school like as
a prerequisite yes yeah I’m really
really stressed about it yes I’m sorry
to hear that and are you stressed about
the job itself if you were to pass the
school and graduate would you be worried
about the physical effects of 5g on your
body after seeing what 3g and below can
do well 3g and below changed my life I
found my calling
but 5g right but that’s more than the
mental aspect yeah it’s done wonders for
my mental health okay you know it makes
me wonder if the so my theory has always
been that that 5g and 3G 4G
what-have-you
they have more of a physical effect from
radiation but after hearing a little
more from her
it makes me think that the effects could
also be mental perhaps maybe almost
brainwashing effect no offense you know
just for maybe for certain you know I
mean I’m not I’m no conspiracy theorist
but that the government does have a
strange way of let’s say pushing its
agenda on its people since it since we
are in a free country
sometimes there are ways little
loopholes that they can find and I’m not
saying this is one of them but after
hearing what’s being said so you well it
just gives it just gets the old noggin
rolling a little see you don’t and I
think when you when you get down to the
bottom line which is always gonna be
money right that’s what it’s all about
it’s all about this money to change is
changing now if the government is going
to brainwash us they can do it through
the old-school ways of putting hormones
in our milk which is very complicated
milk expires very quickly yes you’ve got
to be able to inject all those hormones
into each and every cow and that can
become a costly process wouldn’t it make
more sense is logical the right this is
logic that they use cell towers doctor
London can you speak on the science and
the medicine of that okay so I don’t
really see that cell towers I mean
especially Shane you you said that you
don’t consider yourself to be a
conspiracy theorist but you also think
that these cell towers are potentially
brainwashing people which well
potentially is the key word here that
the absolute separates me from
conspiracy theorists you see I’m leaving
room it might be a small amount of room
that I’m leaving for myself to be wrong
but nevertheless it it is some some room
that I’m giving the other side I I do
get what you’re saying
you know about the the milk thing and
all that and and but honestly it seems
like you know they’ve tried I mean we
all know that they’ve tried injecting
certain things into milk and vast Lula’s
and things like that trying trying to
get because you know you’ve got if
you’re injecting it into milk well
you’ve got lactose intolerant people yes
if you’re putting it in vaccines well
you’ve got the anti-vaxxer
what you’re trying to do is get it to
every person so you’re gonna have to try
lots of ways so there there’s a lot of
new science quantum science you know
they’re they’re they’re doing quantum
molecular its injection and these things
are so small it’s easy to get injected
but but there
a certain way that they have to be
activated these days and and I just have
a hunch that the key to that activation
is actually 5g waves which we are well
we’re about to see if I’m right so
frankly so you’re of the opinion that
the government is on a quantum molecular
level the government’s injecting us with
hormones via 5g towers and you also are
adamantly not a conspiracy theorist I’m
saying that I’m leaving room for myself
to be wrong but that’s what separates me
from conspiracy theorists but I will say
that it’s all looking it’s all looking
pretty convincing you’re just stating
the obvious
and I’m not saying I’m not saying that
the only way that they are injecting us
is 5g that might not even be how we’re
being injected it may just be you know
it may be a conglomeration you know of
all these different things like the milk
and the vaccinations but I think that
they are tapping into the molecular the
quantum realm that’s you know we’re
seeing these high high speed you know
colliders underground all over the world
and and you know what do you think
they’re testing you think they’re just
you know shooting particles at each
other for fun no I think they’re I think
there’s a bigger agenda and it’s 5g and
dr. London are you familiar with the
double slit experiment with part of
quantum physics yes yes I’m familiar
that it and it’s basically when you have
two slits and you start shooting 5g
through the slits this is different and
if you shoot them from what I think you
shoot them fast enough and at the same
time one at a time it’s almost like the
5g is splitting itself to go through
both slits at the same time so that’s
double the brainwashing compared to milk
hormones which is only going to be a
glass of milk or maybe some cereal so I
think if you look at the science of it
and look at the overall picture it’s
not a conspiracy as much as it is like
just sort of kind of common sense okay
and and as much as I appreciate these
opinions maybe we could just hear from
miss Sampson do you have any opinion on
any of this to me it seems a bit you
know outlandish but you’re studying to
go to school for five g’s have you seen
this in your repair work the only thing
that I can tell you about 5g all of you
are just thinking so hard about it 5g is
the best it’s way better than 4G and way
better than 3G and I you asked about my
reservations with going into the 5g
repairman business the only reservation
I have is all of those guys are so much
smarter than me oh wow I don’t know how
I keep up yeah that does sound difficult
I would say you know maybe they’re not
you know so much smarter than you I
don’t know if unless you all took an IQ
test or something but it’s you know each
person has their own strengths so maybe
it’s more that um in what way do you
think they’re smarter than you every way
except I am better at one thing I have a
great strength you know the towers
that’s just what I do for my job my real
glorious hobby is gardening
I’m sorry you say gardening yes
it’s what my life revolves around it’s
why I work on the towers so that I can
buy plants okay Wow
so let me ask you this have you noticed
any sort of increase in the growth of
your plants since you’ve been working on
the towers as opposed to before yes
because you know I bought the plants
after I started my job so they grew okay
but have they but so since you planted
them have they grown very much from
seeds right see now that’s a pattern
that I’ve been seeing with plants all
over the world
solutely Shane’s been talking about this
a lot with me lately okay I am sort of
how a lot of this sort of kind of
radiation and the these sort of hormones
that are being sort of pulsed through
our body cause things to grow at a rate
that we’ve never heard of before well
yeah I mean I mean you’re seeing people
you know age from you know one two fifty
and you know just a few just fifty years
or you know I mean you’re we’re seeing
growth like Cameron said on it on
another on another level it’s okay to
clarify one thing I mean the pop the
world for instance the world population
next is approaching eight billion I mean
I mean you know what other time in
history have we had almost eight billion
people never it’s right okay I
so one thing you brought up was on the
radiation so I’m not sure if you guys
are aware but radiation from the Sun is
something that you know helps plants
grow they take in that the light from
the Sun and that’s one of the their
sources of nutrients to grow and so
maybe they didn’t get but let me say
this that’s a that’s a relatively new
thing
at post I believe the first iteration of
G technology was from the 1700s
well and let me say this it actually
ends up balancing itself a little bit so
you know considering climate change and
everything you know you you would just
assume that you know the the plant
growth that we’re seeing is just from
the sun’s radiation but that’s not the
case because since the ozone layer is
depleting we’re actually the the UV rays
are actually killing plants more than
they were so the radiation from the Sun
and the UV rays are kind of cancelling
each other out so that’s not where that
growth is coming from it’s it’s coming
from somewhere else and the only other
place that we’re seeing that kind of
radiation is from towers and well we’ll
see what the 5g towers you’re gonna see
how fast it’s going to grow and it’s not
going to be pretty it’s it’s not going
to be you know oh you know my grass grew
overnight it’s gonna be my grass
engulfed my house overnight if you think
about the the cultural impact that would
happen if we all suddenly grew by by
three or four feet as people yeah which
is something that that it seems like
this cell phone tower technology is
pushing for us all to be these like 8 9
10 foot monster people and if you
imagine what are we gonna have to do
when we’re that big to keep our brow
bones healthy we’re gonna have to drink
more milk that’s a good point that is a
good point and and you know cows as a
result will also be gigantic much bigger
let’s look at the positive it’s gonna be
great for so that’s true that that is it
that is one great positive thing to come
out large cows I mean who doesn’t want
that
more more me more meat more milk granted
we will be needing to consume more
individually and our vegetable gardens
will grow as big as our house Sarah you
also believe that this sort of radiation
is going to cause this sort of ultra
growth in
that sort of stuff but you just want to
look at the bright side of it rather
than trying to stop it I haven’t seen
any giant people or grass or vegetables
but I am is so excited I cannot wait to
grow peppers overnight yeah so what what
do you have in your garden what has
grown so far
well plants lots and lots of plants do
you want to hear about all of them just
a few examples well let’s just start at
the beginning a very good place to start
I my favorite plant is probably my
Magnolia plant
okay so you’ve grown magnolias yes I
love my pepper plants because I love
spicy food
okay all right so are you are you
actually putting these peppers and
vegetables into your own food the
peppers it’s a game so whenever I invite
people over I haven’t bought a TV so I
say when I get things spicy and whenever
they say yes we go out on the porch and
both pick a pepper so this is like on a
date you say no but they’ll usually say
yes if you ask like that okay and verbal
is by really Shane is this happen with
your interactions with Miss Samson here
the pepperoni like I said my first
interaction with her did not go
extremely well but it was a sim I would
say it was in that realm of pickup lines
but it was more to do with KitKat’s
because we had just we had just found
that we shared that common interest but
but yeah I would say my experience has
been different with that type of line
than hers apparently but peppers are
spicy so I do see how that see a little
more real you’ve tried using that same
line
well III a similar line but about
KitKat’s rather than peppers is it still
to break me off a piece of that are you
still referencing that line yes that’s
what that’s a that’s what I said I I
don’t like to think of that moment to
too often it sounds like the main
moments that you remember I think about
it sometimes well that’s the only time
that we really had a conversation the
rest of the times have been more of you
know well it was a conversation I mean I
just said well your total is so-and-so
and have a nice day you know the kind of
thing we were trained to say okay well
that but so it’s been going pretty good
since since that
day ya know that sounds that sounds
great um it also sounds like maybe it’s
a good time to maybe wrap things up well
I think we can we can sort of wrap up
with some conclusions here dr. London
well I think we’ve got I’ve learned I’m
free for two more hours
oh that’s great yeah I’m not sure I’m
not sure that I am would you be willing
to do a lecture maybe teach teach dr.
London some things about the positive
effects of what’s going on oh I would
love that
well we can yeah Cameron do you want to
set up your lecture stage in your
basement okay all right I think we’ve
built that scheduled but but dr. London
oh yeah I think we can we can draw a
couple lessons here that are that seem
to be obvious one no shirt no shoes no
service policies are anti-constitutional
and anti-patriotic and they keep the
sores on my body from healing to my
sores are caused by a mixture of corona
virus and cell tower technology which is
also the cause of chronic virus three
that cell technology grows fruits and
vegetables very very large and makes for
large cows for we’re all gonna grow into
super giant people is that is that is
that is that everything I think you said
it beautifully those are those are the
the points that I remember most from
this conversation oh and if you’re a
true American and a true patriot and you
want to go to a convenience store
without your shoes let those babies
breathe without your shirt let those
babies breathe then head on over to
Walgreens not CVS stay away from CVS if
they are they are disgusting and they
don’t sell cigarettes nope exactly okay
okay and now from Cameron’s video feed
it does look like they finally got his
order right at that drive-thru
so that is a good place to end it then
thank you – Shane flag it does it does
taste I had ordered the the Peter Pan
peanut butter pickle protein powder and
it does sort of taste like that it sort
of tastes like they used a jiff which is
upsetting but I’m not gonna complain
it’s still lifes life-changing it is I
love it I get the crunchy kind but yeah
it’s alright well thank you – Shane flag
for being on the show again thank you to
Sarah Sampson for for your input thank
you so much for having me this is the
best day of my life oh wow okay thank
you to our producer Cameron absolutely
and Shane do you have anything to plug
any social media accounts or anything
like that
facebook.com Shane flag you can find me
there I’ve got lots of lots of wise
thoughts just kind of you know you know
late at night when I’m when I’m really
thinking and my mind’s going you know I
think like I said I’m no prophet but I
am scientifically educated and I do a
little bit more forward thinking so if
you’re into that sort of thing then
check out my page Wow Wow alright thank
you – did you do in the house the
government’s injecting us with hormones
via 5g towers yes I’m not saying that
the only way that they are injecting us
is 5g that may not even be how we’re
being injected and 3G 3G is actually
actually very similar to 5g you just add
two more G’s that’s pretty sad
so there’s a lot of new science quantum
control science you know that they’re
they’re doing quantum molecular
injection and these things are so small
it’s easy to get injected but but
there’s a certain way that they have to
be activated these days and and I just
have a hunch for that leave key to that
activation is actually 5g waves which we
are well we’re about to see if I’m right
my name is dr. Lennon smith.com and this
has been the jock doc podcast see ya
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