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I’d like to begin by apologizing to our
listeners we’ve received some feedback
about the overuse of technical medical
terms I have been using such as entha
situs and the luck o the Irish so I will
try to keep things at a more
understandable level in the future here
to help with that is our producer
Cameron hi dr. London hi solo hello how
do you do
well hey mister hey hey there okay so
when Cameron heard that st. Patrick’s
Day was coming up he began patting down
passers-by and muttering to himself
about finding those holy ticks now
Cameron I’m sorry to have to be the one
to tell you but it’s actually st.
Patrick’s Day not st. Pat Pat ticks day
Oh
so it’s a lot more trick based than I
was initially expected
I was kind of saving all my tricks for
April first but you’re saying I should
have been using them up this week okay
no I it’s Patrick I the tea is not I was
I guess to clarify here st. Patrick’s
Day is actually a cultural and religious
celebration held on March 17th the and
the reason it’s celebrated is it’s the
traditional death date of Saint Patrick
yes the foremost patron saint of Ireland
yeah yeah yeah but my issue is is that
most of my tricks I don’t think they
really register as tricks to people in
what way what do you mean well like for
example my neighbor I tricked him the
other day by he had like he usually
wipes his car down in like a clockwise
motion and I did it in sort of a
counterclockwise motion which sort of
kind of gives it a different streak you
know designed to it and that was that
was a prank
that was a trick and yeah he didn’t I
mean he didn’t comment on it one way or
the other do you think he’s sort of a
letdown
yeah like he didn’t notice because it
was an attempt at a trick by you but it
sounds like it no one was actually
fooled yeah and I tricked my dog I put
his dog bowl on top of the bookshelf so
he can’t get to it hasn’t made any
indication that I’ve tricked him lays
there for the most part yeah just hungry
now I guess I don’t know I don’t know
he’s just laying huh I don’t know I’ve
just I don’t thinking about throwing in
the towel yeah I’ve been at I’ve been in
this game for so long you know sometimes
it kind of feels good to retire you know
thought of it the game being the the
trick her prank game
yeah the trickery game that I’ve been in
man well I mean I just can’t keep up
with these kids these days sometimes
sometimes I think about calling it quits
right and I would say if if ever there
was a day probably April 1st will be the
time to do
that whenever April Fool’s comes along
and I cut my bosses hair just he didn’t
say anything about it I thought that was
a good trick were you hired to cut it no
okay how much of the hair did you cut I
cut an exact perfect bald spot in the
exact location where he’d be unable to
see it so it sounds like most of your
pranks or tricks are done in such a way
as to so that you are the only one aware
that they have been done I mean are you
telling me dr. London ‘yes even as i say
this you you’re still not getting you’re
still not getting it oh you think I’m
your boss I think I cut a bald spot in
your hair yeah have you not noticed
everyone calling you Baldy and Baldy
Baldy son well you call me that
but cue ball shiny head you’ve called me
so many things and yeah there’s stupid
head ugly there’s a small part but it’s
covered up so much don’t whistle which
is like an imbecile and a dummy I guess
I don’t I don’t listen that much to your
Knicks game artist bad friend
yes crit yeah these are teeth these
aren’t new names from you evil yeah all
right well also with us is DJ DYLAN IN
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before we move on I would like to
address a bit of listener feedback I
found this question when it fell out of
a broken beer bottle to listen their
feedback okay all right it is feedback
as in you know right so I found this
question when it fell out of a broken
beer bottle after was thrown at me while
I was putting an essential line quote
basically if my eyes aren’t real which
means I can’t see and my life could
belong to someone else so I can’t
control me and I’m probably being
controlled by like a robot or something
end quote
so first of all to this listener thank
you so much for reaching out with this
insightful question here on the jock
dock podcast we love to hear back from
our listeners to answer your question
your eyes are real yes thanks for
listening and how can isn’t the famous
Jaden Smith tweet that’s like how can
mirrors be real if your eyes aren’t real
uh yes you define that what’s the
medical explanation for that so the
medical explanation for that is actually
the same as for this listener question
which is your eyes are real okay so then
what medical advice would you give to
someone who is being controlled by a
robot through their eyes I would say
should they go to the doctor or they
probably aren’t like that that
hypothetical probably isn’t happening
cuz doctor London I can’t I got to be
completely honest I can never be sure if
I’m like an Android or I don’t know
well I thought about this my entire life
do you have you ever seen say like your
my memories are implanted have you ever
seen your own blood yeah but what if
that’s like robot oil well I have you
seen I mean most machinery mechanics
these boy like black oil 0 1 1 0 0 0 1 2
what does that mean well it sounds like
binary yeah except for binary wouldn’t
have a 2 at the end doctor that’s right
so that’s just a sequence of numbers you
said does that make sense
I guess so I just I just I feel like
something’s wrong 0 1 1 1 0 0 1 0 ok –
and now for a tale from the hospital so
in medicine an uncommon practice is
firing it’s similar to being fired from
a job a physician can fire a patient
from being that physician’s patient
similarly I which I’m sure you would
love to do with all of your patients
well no I mean some patients hire them
all and just collect the insurance
checks kicking your feet up drinking a
Bloody Mary and saying this is the life
okay so we don’t get putting on snuff
films or whatever you watch in the
hospital I don’t know so we don’t get
insurance checks for firing a patient
are you describing like I guess house
insurance or something where something
breaks or life and sugar or car
insurance where something breaks and
then it be fixed what I’m just at the
patient on fire and you say whoops I
guess it was just a faulty plug okay and
then you just collect that insurance
money they could kick your feet up watch
your snuff films like you made in the
hospital made these films of your
patients dying and they just watch them
laying you go ha ha ha ha ok I should
clarify I never know that he’s an
Android
when I say fire a patient I’m
well the example that I gave being fired
from a job it’s there’s no actual
combustion involved that process it’s a
term for having someone leave a job you
know and no longer work there does that
make sense yeah I’ll come bus to you
okay so anyway similarly a patient can
fire a doctor recently in attending at
my hospital got fired from a patient
because the daughter of the patient
thought he was the same doctor who took
care of her dad in 1991 he doesn’t know
if he did and given that hospital
records have gone from paper to
electronic since that time it would be
tough to argue one way or another so
that patient got a new doctor and to
clarify Cameron
there was no combustion involved in that
no one was set on fire no insurance was
collected just different doctor
you’re saying I have the power and to
fire a doctor yes interesting yeah
patients do have the right to choose
their doctor you might want to consider
talking to me a little different doctor
London I might have to fire you okay and
this is one point that I cannot
emphasize enough I am NOT your doctor
you need to see a doctor in their clinic
in their office you’re on thin ice dr.
London you’re on thin ice buddy like we
we only work together here with this
podcast oh that ice why is it so thin
have you seen any ice that thin nope ice
cracking okay yeah I was wondering what
that was okay and now for today’s
medical topic cardiogenic show blue room
that’s a fish under the ice after you
follow them in cardiogenic shock occurs
when the heart is unable to generate a
cardiac output sufficient to maintain
tissue perfusion so cardiac output is
the volume of blood pumped from the left
ventricle and that’s also known as
stroke volume and then
multiplied by heart rate so it’s the
amount that the heart is pumping the
amount of blood it can be defined as a
systolic blood pressure under 90 with a
urine output under 20 milliliters per
hour and adequate left ventricular
filling pressure clinically cardiogenic
shock presents like any kind of shock
with altered sensorium pale cool skin
hypotension tachycardia etc patients may
also have yeah I’m sorry what was that I
know I all you said altered senses after
getting a shock yeah I get that I’ve
experienced that trust me in altered
sensorium after you experienced
cardiogenic shock I’m saying anytime I
get shocked I get like a sixth sense
when you say shock
what kind of shock do you mean like
scared no I mean like just in my house
there’s like different points where
there’s a lot of electricity going on
I’ve had I’ve never figured out why wait
don’t we need different parts um yeah
there’s different parts of my house
where just electricity is happening like
a lot way you just kind of stick your
hand in there faulty wiring
it’ll just be different points in my
house in like different corners and
there’s just like between point A and
point B there’s just a lot of
electricity going on you have to stick
your hand in there and get it like a zap
you say you have kinda gets you like
high you don’t have to do it but I don’t
know why you would pass that up it’s
free electricity electricity is
expensive well if it’s your house then
you’re paying for the electricity so
it’s not free well and so then I get a
zap from it and I feel like I’ve got
this sixth sense dr. London okay and
that that can be very dangerous I can
actually give you burns getting electric
shocks like that like have you okay have
you experienced any because that can
cause since your bones are conductors it
can actually cause
from like the the muscles surrounding
the bones have you I don’t know it can
cause wrapping my alysus have you I
guess I have you I have it I’m telling
you I grow a sixth sense when I get
electrocuted and not what the hell are
you talking about I’m saying I’m saying
what an electric shock can do to a
person
medically I’m just saying anytime that I
stick my hand in this electricity I
develop a new sixth sense what what
since you said taste yeah you know
usually when you put things on your
tongue it feels like nothing whenever I
get a little shock like this suddenly I
develop taste and you’re never gonna
believe what it’s like okay well I guess
go on but I have another question for
you then okay go ahead
okay so taste is one of the five senses
when when people say that they have a
sixth sense they mean an additional one
no I pretty sure this is a new like
sense that no one’s ever experienced
before taste so I I can taste things you
have it too have you gotten shocked I’ve
been shocked before but not theirs there
hasn’t been any correlation between the
shock and the taste as far as you know
how like when you’re going through your
normal day-to-day and you are shoveling
stuff in your mouth and it feels like
nothing it just feels like touching like
a like a like a rock or something
once I get shocked suddenly I taste
things okay that sounds like you might
that shows the power of electricity
maybe you should visit medical topic
okay anyway did you go on about
cardiogenic shock patients may also have
engorged neck veins with elevated venous
pressure along with oh yeah pulmonary
congestion engorged neck veins with
elevated penis pressure that happens
yeah
okay no sorry venous pressure that’s oh
yeah veins is what that means there are
many causes of cardiogenic shock an
assessment may be done with EKG
echocardiogram and Hema hemodynamic
monitoring with a swan-ganz catheter to
monitor specific intracardiac pressures
treatment of cardiogenic shock begins
with the ABCs Cameron do you know about
these the medical ABCs yes okay always
be crabbing Joe’s Crab Shack okay well
actually it’s the ABCs for medicine
would be check the airway check for
breathing and then check for
cardiovascular function with you no
pulse and blood pressure then you
identify and treat the unloved and crabs
Joe crab shack in terms of medication
dopamine is often the initial
vasopressor use of long and prosper with
crabs though norepinephrine is another
consideration vasopressors are drugs
that cause blood vessels to constrict
dobutamine may also be used in
combination with dopamine to further
increase cardiac output after load
reducing agents which decrease the
pressure the heart must work against a
pump blood those are typically not used
initially because they can aggravate I
am your crab shack Joe’s Crab Shack so
you would not start with say
nitroglycerin or natural plus side you
want the crabs you can’t handle the
crabs they maybe later
they may be used later with vasopressors
for many types of shock you give IV
fluids but in cardiogenic shock IV
fluids are likely to be mr. Gorbachev
tear down this crab so patients may in
fact need diuretic or cardiac balloon
pumps may also be used and these help to
enhance myocardial oxygenation and
increase cardiac output so that’s sort
of the basics for cardiogenic shock and
manage the crabs hit the second tower
alright Cameron you said we have a guest
today is that right
we certainly do dr. London and I’m very
excited about alright cuz it’s one of
your best friends
hey hey dr. ball d’emic ball derson so
you picked up on it too you noticed
obviously well it’s just so small I can
hardly feel it doesn’t look small okay
yeah it’s pretty huge I’m sorry do I
recognize you yes me it’s Cassie Cassie
I’m saying you were you were on the show
before was it like episode 5 or
something yes okay yes yes Cassie was on
Cassie is both my niece and mine
unfortunately dr. Phil and I have gotten
a divorce so I am no longer your aunt
Cameron but I am remarried and the good
news is while I’m sad I lost you as a
nephew I have gained you as a great
grandson
you don’t mean yeah it’s a blessing that
you married my great-grandfather it’s
kind of – it takes too long to explain
how I am you’re nice and also your
great-grandmother at the same time we
don’t have it takes eight full days to
explain we just don’t have the time I’m
seeing the the table you’ve set up here
and the all the connections you’ve kind
of made with yarn
to try to plot out how you’re related
right it’s sort of like a true detective
type of solving a crime situation and I
get there’s a 3d model here as well I
mean it’s one of the people on your
thing is the yellow King which is
interesting in any case I guess this is
for my class I have to teach it takes
eight full weeks to get registered in
this into understanding how I am your
niece and your great grandmother at the
same time and so this is my class setup
and I do have curriculum for sale if you
guys are interested in teaching the
class here this is a class specifically
for teaching your your family tree yet
not teaching like other people how to do
their own family tree but teaching your
Cassie’s explaining it to the best of my
ability couple of seminars I tour the
country and I’ve done a few seminars few
retreats a lot of people’s lives are
changing Wow like weekend retreats about
well it’s more than it’s more than a
weekend would a weekend a day eight days
takes eight days to explain yeah and
people pay you for this yes people who
are really stressed out a lot of CEOs a
lot of bit higher-ups and politics they
come for it relaxes them they they have
a release oh I’ve heard about things
like you kind of sit in like a team he
or like a sweat lodge or something
and then you just kind of one-by-one go
through every single member of your
family yes explaining how you are my
nephew and my great-grandson Wow
it is this why you came on the show to
actually know this is a separate branch
of what I’m doing of my organization’s
I’m actually on with my raising granades
awareness campaign last time when I came
on we discussed how I do suffer horribly
with a cold allergy that is Rae nods yes
yeah
I simply which is a disease that makes
your feet purple everyone yes I
absolutely cannot tolerate the cold okay
well to clarify you you call it an
allergic thing so right on phenomenon is
it manifests as recurrent vasospasm of
the fingers and toes and usually occurs
in areas as our in response to stress or
cold exposure but that’s not an allergic
reaction that’s it’s just a reaction
well potato potato okay well just since
we are a medical show medical education
I do want to be clear for our listeners
yep potato potato all right so beyond
just knowing that Raynaud’s phenomenon
exists what what are you trying to raise
awareness about like just well we’re
mostly we’re trying to raise awareness
about some big issues actually something
some hot topics that are going on right
now things like global warming you know
we get together we discuss what are the
small changes that each person can make
to help increase global warming oh I’m
sorry
I rap at the disease increase so yes
okay so yes we are all about increasing
the pace at which global warming is
approaching now that sounds pretty good
to me I have heard lots of arguments for
why global warming is real versus isn’t
real but I have not heard a lot of let’s
make the planet hotter I think I can be
convinced pretty easy well we’re
freezing and it’s it’s just time that we
are where’s mom and know we are a
minority but we’re raising a loud noise
and we are saying increase global
warming now just because y’all are too
chilly oh my gosh we’re so done with
being cold we’re done so so your
solution to like rather than say wear
gloves or something your solution to
your sort of unusually reactive blood
vessels in your hands and feet your
reaction of that is to try to D to
increase the temperature of the earth so
so that you don’t have so you don’t have
to adapt I guess on a local level rather
you have the whole planet adapt to you
on a global scale is that right that
sounds easiest what are some of your
plans and ideas to increase global
warming well there’s a little mantra
that I quote to myself morning noon and
night when I wake up in the middle of
the night I say it I just it’s always on
my mind and it’s G B T C give beans to
cows and this we want to increase the
flatulence among the bovine community
and this is because the flatulence of
cows are known to be a major cause of
those greenhouse gases yes
greenhouse gases we’re saying by as many
burgers as you possibly can increase
demand if each person in your household
can get a tank that serves many purposes
it protects you right you drive a tank
and the vehicle
waitwhat yes connect the tank to the
feeding the cows beans they’re not
necessarily connected these are just all
ways that we can increase global warming
these are our coalition number two
person making small steps okay you could
take the tank to feed the cows beans
these are just ideas of things that we
can do to increase level warming we
don’t know much about it we know that
it’s happening we’ve seen a lot of
Facebook articles about it and we want
to just hop on board and see what we can
do okay and so the methods this is a
non-profit it’s a I mean I will profit
from it not necessarily in a money way
but I’ll be more warm at least just from
cheating yeah eating the earth right
which is sort of considered a profit my
lifestyle will enhance my lifestyle will
elevate when I’m not freezing cold all
the time interesting so doctor London
could you talk about maybe the medical
benefits of okay we have discussed this
on the show before but I do want to
emphasize know climate change is it’s
not good that it is accelerating the
rate at which it’s changing right now
increasing you know these fluctuation of
temperatures and especially the you know
the melting of glaciers you think it’s
all going just a little too fast it just
needs to like slow its yeah it’s just
with the rising ocean temperatures and
the I guess the rising oceans themselves
the sea levels rising
the
these are going to be causing you know
all the coastal cities to be underwater
at a certain point and so we don’t want
climate change global warming to happen
at a faster rate because you know it
could put say Miami under water what is
dr. London can you be real with me for a
second is this because of the surfing
thing because you can’t surf it’s not
you’ve always made dr. London you have
always made a huge deal about the fact
that you cannot serve and that you wish
other people didn’t serve it’s just kind
of a manners thing at a certain point
like I it’s not related to the global
warming climate change whatever but yeah
if you will consider that a bonus right
can’t have tried it can’t really really
get the hang of surfing and if if some
guy goes in front of you and just surfs
yeah okay not just can’t get the hang of
but every time you do it you trip and
like people don’t have to surf I guess
is my my personal issue and that’s
that’s this is why you’re so against
global warming you hate the idea of
higher tides which leads to more
bodacious and I these are two separate
issues I have a personal issue with
these surfers who just strut up there
and are able to surf without bumping
their noggins but no but the the rising
ocean temperatures you know Miami going
underwater shallow these are the issues
dr. London I have a question yes if you
had a cure for a patient that had been
suffering with a lifelong illness with a
lifelong disease with something that
interrupts their daily life if you had
the cure would you hold that away from
them would you not allow them to have
the key
well I would want to give them the cure
but in this specific context well this
is the cure
well I I do not think so it sounds like
a good way because for one thing if you
know much of the world if these sea
levels rise you will be affected by this
as well in a negative way just you might
be warmer in your hands and feed I can
surf
yeah we can serve this isn’t an issue
for us dr. London this is a personal for
you okay I should clarify this just just
because a person can surf doesn’t mean
that they one would want you know
everyone to be in the water a lot of
people don’t you don’t know that you
don’t know what a person who can surf
wants because you’re not what I’m
picking up good vibrations she is giving
me excitations she’s giving me exactly
it does remind me of those days I look
no I I don’t I don’t think that the
ability to surf will make you know
global warming a better prospect hang
ten Buster just hang ten that you guys
are working towards you’ve talked about
the global warming you’ve talked a
little bit about the two methods
increase in global warming you mentioned
where feed beans to cows and also get
obtain tanks yes
which for each member of your family but
we also work with some scientists who
are doing some experimenting with cat
hair we are finding just cat hair
actually is the warmest substance made
on earth and so we are just working
we’re kind of working to make a tool
that’s like a cat’s tongue like the same
texture that can safely remove the cat
hair so that we can make that into
sweaters scarves socks that type of
thing and we can remove it from the cat
humanely without having to skin it
although I would prefer that you would
prefer to skin because it’s faster and
I’m freezing oh right you’re so cool
so-called God your blue would be that’s
the rain odds you’re shivering
and if I could get if I could just get
the hair faster that’s all that I really
care about but I know that when I’m not
in a crisis situation I’ll look back and
be happy that we waited this amount of
time and got it taken care of the
correct way but right now I’m just I’m
in crisis mode
you’re just cold right and you are who
is this is this your cat but you have
that you’re holding this is one of my
cats yeah I do I keep as many cats as
possible just around just having them
around in their body heat helps because
like I said their fur is we have found
is the warmest substance on earth when
you say we have found I think you
mentioned your your team because I’d
never heard this factoid that cats have
the warmest hair is your team just
people who have cats and that’s and they
have found there has to be warm and
that’s it
or are they well they do have cats but
no they have tested almost every
substance known to man and cat hair is
the warmest of any substance and yes it
now it sort of seems like you could just
remove the hair without having to skin
the cat well that’s what we’re working
on the tool that’s like a cat’s tongue
so that we remove it completely but
isn’t that just a razor isn’t that just
a razor I’ve never seen a cat lick its
fur and the whole thing just completely
is just skin it wouldn’t razor be sort
of a middle ground between you know
skinning these cats and removing their
hair via you do not want woke Twitter on
your ass for shaving a cat with a razor
nope okay that is fair that is
completely fair there are hairless cats
though but I guess those ones aren’t but
we need the hair why would they want the
a hairless cat is completely useless it
might as well be that sort of sounds
like that’s that would be Cassie’s worst
enemy yeah it might as well be a dog
which we found has the least warmest ok
substance on earth and that’s
interesting the fact that you have said
the least warmest and the most warm are
these have you found a way to quantify
this you know objectively is there some
sort of scale of warmth well I’m not
really a part of that
I just find the scientists I don’t
really
which who is a scientist is this someone
you know just the scientific community
is just a team of scientists that I’ve
hired to find the warmest substance on
earth and they did and it’s cat hair I
what else else has your organization
been working on mostly just it’s a
pretty new organization so that’s mostly
what they’ve been working on so mostly
just cat hair increasing global warming
and awareness
yes raising awareness that there are
people that are so cold they are in a
crisis I guess why do you keep flipping
that like butterfly knife just kind of
open and closed that is disconcerting to
me as well like it you keep stroking you
the cat that you brought in and you keep
flipping this knife around how cold are
you right now
there’s not even a scale to describe how
cold I am right now
oh boy dr. London do you see what’s yeah
Cassie I guess I haven’t really any
question do you well I actually have a
more important question have you guys
ever watched Star Wars do you guys
remember when Luke Skywalker was so cold
that he cut open I think they’re called
tart ours was was Luke
see the one have you guys ever when you
watch that do you guys like get mad at
Luke or I mean do you guys kind of think
like you know he’s in an emergency
situation was he the one with the
spaceship but was Luke dr. London I
think you’re fixating on the wrong thing
here she’s trying to morally justify
what she’s about to do to this cat
Cassie we have there’s blankets all
around here they’re not made of the
wound substance again I don’t I’m not
really following how your team of
scientists who you can’t really seem to
identify and you’re speaking so vaguely
about them well I mean their names are
Barbara Chaz Richardson and Carol okay I
mean what do you want me to say about
that just they do oh they were like what
you know in association work in a
facility
that does sound bright it’s you hired
wear lab coats they have goggles dr.
London why can’t you just accept this
reality why do you have to threaten our
guests and scream at her accusing her of
whatever year I don’t think I don’t
think I was raising my voice but yeah
you just said show me the facts what’s
wrong with you who are these scientists
I feel like dusting are you sure that
that was me or was that in your head
were my lips oh it was definitely you it
was definitely you dr. London okay I’m
sorry I don’t remember doing that but
it’s honestly after after you bringing
up the surfer thing I have been a little
bit on edge um so Cassie I guess I have
another question for you do you have a
lot of cats and have you ever
I don’t do have anything against cats no
I love cats they’re made of the warmest
substance on earth but I’m wondering if
you are picking up good vibrations are
you getting no no you’re trying to
trigger dr. London
do you like anything about cats besides
their warmth is there anything else that
you can say positive please put down the
knife like you aren’t here gesturing and
why are you licking your lips man what
is that
good good bases
you come down saddens no doctor on that
you could boogie board you can boogie
board
remember boogie boarding you’re so good
at boogie boarding no that’s just as
cool that is just that is the exact same
I see Cassie do you want to skin this
cat or not you focus on your thing okay
well it one did I am I don’t my feet are
cold you see how purple they are yeah I
mean doctor and she’s me okay well I you
know in the spirit of I don’t want you
to harm that cat you know in my presence
at least I don’t approve of this you let
me let me ask let me ask it this way you
say that you like cats yes
do you have less cats today than you had
yesterday there’s really no way to know
okay well there actually there is a way
to know so however many cats you had
yesterday you take that number and then
from that number you subtract the amount
of cats that you have today alive well I
just I don’t know if they’re alive or
not I can’t I don’t keep up with all of
them they’re just wrapped around to your
body got it are they breathing I hope so
okay well living things are warmer it
sounds like than dead things and this is
just some observation it sounds like
maybe you are looking to just harm cats
you’re so desperate for this fur that
maybe you’re you know performing animal
cruelty wait I just got a text they’re
saying
oh they’re saying that actually guinea
pig fur is now the wart
I guess they hadn’t tested guinea pig
fur before Wow the scientist working
nasty oh you don’t huh you don’t want
the cat anymore no it’s not made of the
warmest substance okay well I mean I
guess I guess we see yeah that’s
something
do you J Dylan look up where the nearest
pet store is what time what time do they
close okay well I think that’s that’s
probably that’s 24 hours trust me wait
what truck the closest pet store it’s 24
hours a day past me how would you know
that
why would it I’ve gone I’ve gotten a
little crazy and I’ve made some poor
purchasing decisions at pet stores
before in the middle of the night well
just we’ll just leave it at that
do you still have those dogs in your
attic well yeah I mean that’s one of
those things I have less dogs than I had
yesterday but I have more dogs than I
had two days ago it kind of flip-flops
there’s a whole lot of stuff going on
like your abs and flies I’ve been
adopting these parrots the parrots are
smarter than me and they’ll live longer
than me and they I mean they they harass
me they keep me up at night
and any food that I buy and bring home
they eat a couple bites out of it and
they just dump the rest on the floor so
I have to eat it on the floor and so
they’re kind of feeding me and they
they’re the ones who let me outside to
go to the bathroom do they ever grab
just like bits of your clothes and pick
you up and try to fly you around the
backyard because that’s something I
would like to see yeah well they pick ya
pick me up I like the butt of my pants
is that what you’re saying the flap so
they picked me up by the butt flap on
the pants and they just stay sort of
kind of tossed me around to and fro yeah
that’s become an issue because one of
the buttons the two buttons that hold up
your butt flap they’ve actually pulled
one of us off so it’s usually you know
there’s one part the one corners hanging
down now on the butt flap of your pants
right and so then you’ve got bird filth
kind of not to mention air
whatever they had in their mouth before
comes wow it’s kind of weird getting to
know my great-grandson this well and his
nice little friend yeah I know I mean
I’m I’m I was I’m happy to have you on
the show today that I feel like I’ve
learned a lot about you yes my I mean
cousin and now great-grandmother nice
and yes you’re my I’ve been saying it
wrong Wow I need to check my curriculum
because I may have it in there wrong now
that I’m talking about it because yeah
let’s go ahead dr. London can we sign up
for the new ski retreat no that a ski
retreat based on learning your personal
relation to each other
Cassie and Cameron I don’t I don’t know
that we as a podcast would benefit from
that and we’re gonna sign up for the
Platinum yeah that sounds good that’s
more of a spiritual retreat – there’s a
spiritual level – there’s a couples
massage
of course right a couple comes with a
couple’s I mean there’s just well you
could well we don’t know yet I don’t do
J Dilla is still looking up to see if
that pet store is open okay I’m sorry if
we can get guinea pigs I don’t know okay
well I you know I don’t really want us
to go to that but we can we can iron out
these details later
so yes Cameron I just looked I just
looked into the curriculum you’re my
uncle and my great-grandson so it’s been
it’s been nice and spend the day with my
great-grandson and getting to know his
little friend is so fun you Jacque boys
are so cute keep doing what you’re doing
well thank you and vote conservative and
we we don’t really we don’t really get
into politics on here we we like to keep
it just you know evidence-based medicine
it’s really well and as your as your
great-grandson you know I’m just a
little boy and so I’ve got a big
lollipop and I kind of like to run
around the
and play my rattle in my little sailor
out aren’t you a little doll and then
also as your uncle I got you a not the
video game that you wanted but one that
I thought it was the one you wanted but
it’s like a crappy I already have this
one a lot cheaper as well yeah it’s a
lot cheaper it’s just definitely the
wrong thing yeah but you can’t to
correct me wouldn’t be yeah almost more
embarrassing yeah thank you
alright what it is good to have some
family matters on the on the podcast and
Dana I do alright well thank you –
Cassie for being on this show again well
should I just charge because two of you
are going on the retreat no should I
just charge the card that you gave me
Cameron for the yeah and I actually do
four spots because two of the birds are
gonna want to go oh okay that’ll be cool
so it’s gonna be five grand for you and
dr. London each yes each and then for
the birds they’ll have the 12 grand each
experience birds will have the massages
as well yes and they get to experience a
lot more because they’re birds so they
do get charged work because they can
they get to fly up into the trees and
have like privacy and they just get to
do things that the humans don’t get to
do so that is true I would pay extra for
flight yeah sure I mean we don’t give
them flight they already have flight but
we just charge them for the experiences
that they’ll have because they can fly
okay well anyway so thank you Cassie for
being on the podcast thank you
our producer Cameron as always thank you
to you did you do in the house
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