Well hey kids you are about to listen to

a couple of odd gasps that means that

none of this is medical advice if you

need medical advice medical care please

contact your doctor welcome to the Jock

Doc Podcast featuring Dr. London Smith

catch a vibe with the doctor and his

woke producer Cameron introducing your

host Dr. London hello and welcome to the

Jock Doc Podcast where we discuss

fitness and health and how to

incorporate our modern understanding of

science and medicine into our daily

lives but without it being so boring I’m

your host Dr. London smith.com I would

like to begin by apologizing to our

listeners we’ve received some feedback

about the the use of technical medical

terminology such as embolic stroke and

bundle up so I will try to speak with

more simplified terminology in the

future here to help with that is our

producer Cameron hello friends from

every part of the globe from the North

Pole to the South Pole

alright hello wow that’s that’s a broad

scope yeah I mean use you seem to focus

on a very specific demographic in your

day to day job which is sick people

mm-hmm I hope for this podcast we’d be a

little more inclusive than that and it’s

not just the chronically ill I know that

that’s all you care about because that’s

where you make your moolah but I would

hope this podcast is not limited because

of that well we we also focus on you

know keeping healthy people healthy so

like preventive care is that what you

hear when you say stuff like that to

change

I mean usually I just you know hear a

patient speaking and talk about their

their problems but um to change alright

so as I said this is our producer

Cameron Cameron is so very dedicated to

making the jock dog podcast relevant to

our listeners that when he heard it was

Black History Month he began to gather a

funeral attire from previous decades in

an attempt to relive this black history

so Cameron now you’re dressed in your

stovepipe hat and your hoop skirt oh and

Brad’s right but Black History Month is

recreating Sean Connery’s classic James

Bond suit right the hoop skirt the hoop

skirt at the top hat

yeah his most iconic look besides his

look from League of Extraordinary

Gentlemen which is his most famous

that’s the only yeah oh I know of Sean

Connery’s actually that I who is the

other one cuz I know League I know the

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that’s

really give legends the other the other

who’s the other main role what you said

in what James you said he was in another

room oh yeah uh jameth II boned okay so

he wore a hat for that yeah he was a I

mean he’s a police officer I guess you

know he’s a Bobby as they say over in

the across the pond oh that’s why I

didn’t get it cuz it takes its that

journey across the pond it like I I’m

sort of a British a file okay and so you

know I know kind of like niche BBC type

of stuff like that but yeah you probably

wouldn’t recognize that yeah no I just I

hadn’t even heard of like until League

of Extraordinary Gentlemen came out I

hadn’t heard of Sean Connery yeah like

outside of that so this is actually a

fun fact for you know maybe some of our

other British show files out there would

know is that the actual the country of

the United Kingdom has a city named like

your name London

I guess no I never thought about that

okay

everyone there they are they ride these

bicycles that are stacked on top they’re

two layered bicycles okay and you know

there’s the bobbies I’m not and like the

Pistons I think they got a Dunkin Donuts

they recently so yeah Wow they’ve got

everything okay

such as to clarify for our listeners

listeners um Black History Month is

actually an annual celebration of

achievements by African Americans and a

time for recognizing the central role of

African Americans in US history so like

as as great as your outfit today is

Cameron and I guess you’re gonna be

doing this all month wearing you know

various attire from back in the day I

just want to let you know that that’s

not I didn’t say that okay it’s just I

guess the expectation okay in case also

with us is did you do the hose what

expectation you’re rebuking me and then

at the same time you’re expecting me to

come up with more outfits well this is a

leap here dr. London we have an extra

day to worry about okay cuz for me it

can’t come up with that many outfits

okay so that’s the problem is for me it

was the Black History Month because it’s

a month I assume that you were gonna

keep this up for more than one day but

again you’re just kind of making stuff

up and then setting these ridiculous

expectations that I’ll never be able to

meet this is all this is just typical

you okay yeah I’m sorry about that I

must have misunderstood also with us is

DJ DYLAN IN DA HOUSE

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Black History Month is an annual

celebration of achievements by African

Americans while they’ve got everything

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Wow they’ve got everything and later

Cameron tells me that we can expect a

special guest on the show that is true

dr. London all right so go ahead and

look forward to that before we move on I

would like to address a bit of listener

feedback this week a fan actually tried

to contact me by pigeon carrier but that

pigeon was unfortunately shot down with

an arrow containing a note from another

fan so so I did get a message it just

wasn’t the original the pigeon won so

that that message from the arrow that

one reads as follows quote my grandson

shove one up his nose and said he’s

getting a piercing disrespectful end

quote so first of all thank you so much

to that Archer for your question for I

assume that’s also a listener we hear

the jock talk podcast loved hear from

our listeners and we are elated at the

chance to address your concerns to

answer your question I am so sorry to

hear that your grandson shoved an object

up his nose and that it resulted in a

piercing the nose is highly vascularized

so even a small trauma can result in a

lot of blood so I guess my advice here

would be if it is a deep cut or if it

continues bleeding go ahead and see a

doctor about it so they can assess it in

person but thank you for your question

if it’s a deep cut see a but the but

being the kind of the British term for a

doctor as yourself oh I didn’t but if

there is no cut you can sit on your butt

that’s a classic this is all a classic

British thing okay I guess I wasn’t

familiar which and also this is a great

segue dr. London to a new segment I have

been trying to introduce for a while you

keep shooting down my segment idea but

it sounds like you’re kind of cueing me

up for it it’s where we talk about all

of our piercings oh it’s the Pierce

palace

it’s the Pierce pounds it appears Palast

which the Pierce post appears palace

yeah you have this much to go back and

forth real quick adjust we’re just gonna

do a lightning round a speed round and

we’re gonna list every single piercing

we have so you go first

uh I guess I’ve been stuck by needle

before in my finger okay that counts

that’s fine okay alright so my turn so

you know the place in between your pinky

finger and your ring finger okay and

it’s sort of the how do I say this in a

non disgusting way it’s sort of the

crotch area of those fingers does that

make sense

unfortunately it does

you mean like the webbing in between yes

yes and that’s been that’s pierced so

now you go ahead on which hand my left

hand because that’s the one that’s

connected straight to your heart

yes okay he who told you that that it’s

connected to your heart well no that’s

an old that’s an old sort of saying in

terms of like why you wear your

engagement ring or your wedding ring is

your left hand ring fingers because that

has a certain vein that goes straight to

your heart I say by following that same

logic if I put a badass kind of

cool-looking piercing right there well

then my heart’s a little badass I’m

pretty cool okay alright well I guess my

next piercing would be I am I got a shot

in my shoulder for the flu it was a flu

vaccine so that is extremely interesting

cuz I my next one is also a shoulder

piercing okay so on my right shoulder

you know how people get those like

little barbells in their nose sometimes

they kind of look like barbells are like

straight with little like you know yeah

yeah I think so

so instead of a normal who praying it’s

just a straight bar yeah so it’s sort of

like that but it’s on my shoulder and

the shoulder is a bigger part of the

body than the nose so I have a 30 pound

barbell sort of stuck through

skin well it’s kind of at this point

grafted into my skin that you can see

right here oh wow

yeah and so you can see it’s sticking

out it does make it hard to get in and

out of doors and cars yeah but again I

think it looks pretty neat yeah well you

and you hang a lot of cell phones yeah I

mean it burns like yeah it does look

into that your ever it’s definitely it

definitely infects the room with a sense

of attitude

yeah well and like the the bucket you’re

keeping under you for the have you oh I

was gonna ask have you seen a doctor

about it but I guess this is you are my

daughter yeah this is me so do we want

to do another round or do we want to

wrap this up uh I think I mean I could

share one more that I got yeah do one

okay so and this one’s a little bit more

private and uncomfortable but I actually

I got I was feeling pretty ill so I got

a steroid shot in the and the but oh

yeah oh that’s disgusting

yeah okay sick oh my gosh that is

disgusting yeah I’m sorry I’m sorry

I shouldn’t have I shouldn’t have said

that yeah that that’s kind of rude and

that’s gross yeah I apologize and

yourself anyway my next piercings all my

ballsack

it hangs there it kind of just goes back

and forth and it’s I mean that this also

is huge I can’t tell if the swelling

that’s going on down there is because of

the piercing or it’s because of the

immense pain that the piercing is

causing but I know it’s one of those it

does explain why you’re not only leaning

over one bucket but you’re also sitting

in another one no yeah the pus yeah I’m

okay I’m very sorry to our listeners I’m

sorry about that

we can we can move on from what did we

call this piercing Pierce Pierce palace

that’s

right yep okay we’ll go to move on from

there and now for a tale from the clinic

we had an overweight spanish-speaking

patient present with lumps and bumps on

his arms on visual inspection these

appear to be a classic case of lipomas

which are benign growths of fatty tissue

when I said this to the translator the

patient began freaking out a little bit

now when most people hear a word ending

in OMA they assume that it is cancer

even though OMA simply refers as a

German grandmother I well it refers to a

in medicine at least it refers to a

growth or a mass not necessarily so rude

yeah I’d call German grandmother’s a

growth or a mass that is so rude dr.

London but go ahead I know you’re aiming

for a younger demographic for the show

once you’re trying to alienate our

elderly listeners but that’s fine and I

should clarify here I’m not I’m not

trying to alienate anyone that’s not a

goal of mine but I just this is sort of

just the definition of this suffix is

it’s a growth or a mass not necessarily

cancerous so anyway so back to this

patient so that patient had a family

history of cancer and for that reason he

immediately became panicked

fortunately the the translator did

manage to convey the reality of this

this likely benign diagnosis and the

patient did you know calm down a little

bit and now for today’s medical do you

figure this all you figured this all out

visually I’m sorry visually yeah you

said that up top visually but you didn’t

even you didn’t even attempt to try any

of the other senses is this the kind of

care I’m getting when I’m going to my

doctor doctor London I’m sorry I did

only gonna he’s only gonna test out one

of the senses he’s gonna ignore the five

other ones yes I did you did you taste

this patient at all well what I was

gonna say is I did touch the small

growths the fatty touching I did touch

as well to it a five yeah but I did you

sniff it

know what if it’s what if it what if the

sniff would tell you everything you

needed to know well I’m I’m not aware of

a clinical you know scenario in which

that the sniffing would necessarily tell

me that much about these growths you’ve

never been around a sick person that

just was stinky yeah I have never been

around a single stinky sick person in

your life oh that is starting well I

have but that the the smell of them

doesn’t necessarily tell me the

diagnosis or how to treat which is the

there are golden retrievers in old folks

homes that can detect cancer you’re

saying I’m getting better treatment from

an old dog than I am from my old doctor

well so so dogs can actually sniff they

can have a greater sense of smell than I

do

all right let’s go to taste yeah well in

any case did you taste these growths at

all the the gross were actually under

the skin so if I tried to taste I would

just be tasting skin so that’s one issue

with that okay I do so okay I will

concede that that is an issue yeah but

all sweet did you give him a kiss at

least no I’m not sure how that would

have helped I don’t know I mean my

brighten his day a little bit that maybe

but he also it might upset him

as well well you can ask you don’t just

spring it on him you sick right anyway

okay you can go ahead so this patient

they did calm down after we told them

the reality of the benign diagnosis that

the likelihood yeah the ineffective

under Oh diagnosis go ahead next segment

now for today’s medical topic mycotic

aneurysm now an aneurysm is an excessive

localized enlargement of an artery

caused by a weakening of the arterial

wall mycotic is a reference to an

infection typically fungal in nature so

a mycotic aneurysm is an aneurysm

resulting from day

to the aortic wall secondary to

infection in such cases blood cultures

are usually positive for the infectious

agent and the treatment is generally

with IV antibiotics and surgical

excision and also we don’t support blood

culture on this show I just want to say

that I want to get out in front of that

before we’ve heard accusations Crips

Bloods it doesn’t matter we don’t

necessarily support that culture we do

want all those people to listen to this

podcast so we don’t necessarily you know

criticize it we’re not we’re not

necessarily saying one way or the other

but definitely no vocal support for

blood culture go ahead dr. London yeah

okay and I this is my fault I should

have clarified that whenever I say blood

culture I am referring to the the

growing bacteria from the blood so you

take a culture which is a term for a

little you know like a petri dish kind

of thing and you grow that you see what

develops and based on that and its

reaction to antibiotics you can find out

how to effectively treat whatever

bacteria or fungus or whatever else is

in the blood does that make sense

mm-hmm okay well we’ll go ahead and move

on from there then all right Cameron you

said we have a guest today is that right

we absolutely do dr. London all right

well hello there my name is dr. London

smith.com this is Cameron our producer

what is your name

my name is is Gerald Fitzgerald but I

prefer you call me pastor Jerry okay

well nice to meet you pastor Jerry thank

you

yeah all right so uh so what brings you

on the show today

why now I’ve been traveling around the

country and trying to to just you know

spread the good word and and heal people

I okay you know I think we have

something in common here

or yeah you’re a little bit I am yes I

go around and and I do what some people

refer to us as faith healings the laying

on of hands and well you know exorcising

demons which are quite frequently the

cause of people’s illnesses

I found okay so let’s let’s get to know

you a little better where are you from

I’m originally from from Oregon out a

little ways always east of Portland in a

town called boring boring Oregon okay

yeah I went to a little church out there

I bounced around various churches see

you were and you were you were raised as

raised religious started presbyterian

you know did Lutheran try Baptist I was

all over the place and you know I became

a pastor cuz I thought just you know I

just no one’s doing it right no one

really has the truth and and that’s why

you you don’t see as many of these

miraculous healings anymore as is just

because you know people aren’t following

the truth okay so you’re you believe

that none of these people have found the

truth and that’s why you became a pastor

well I I was yeah I’ve always been I

would call it a seeker of truth

okay I’ve always been looking for the

truth and and that eventually led me

down the path of I I thought you know I

of course I had pastors I looked up to

growing up and and people who taught me

I would say but I as I continued to

learn and study the scriptures you know

I just found well heck I think I I can

be a leader and a mentor and and and

then once I started practicing these

faith healings you know well I I really

had something going there and that’s why

I started focusing on

what is the what is this truth that you

keep speaking about oh it’s I think when

you when you look at how how miracles

used to occur yeah we have lots of

stories of miracles and of course those

are factual and you don’t hear about

those quite so much anymore and and

that’s because there’s this this lack of

faith you see and no offense doctor but

but III think that you know people going

to see these doctors and and and this

modern medicine is a lot of what causes

it

yes okay and you feel that way because I

guess taking a pill might seem less um

less helpful for a person’s inner soul

than maybe what you’re preaching is that

what you mean what I mean is it comes

down to two faiths you know and and if

you’re going to call on our good Lord to

save you from an illness or or to cast

out a demon you know it’s you have to

have faith and if you’re going in and

relying on modern medicine then clearly

there’s a lack of faith there you don’t

really have faith that the Lord will

deliver you from your illness

okay see whenever with my patients what

I try to describe is that you know a

patient can have faith depending on

their faith it could also work with the

medicine nope whatever they believe in

can work through me does that make sense

well I it sounds like what the pastor

saying is that that does not make sense

and that you guys are sort of mortal

enemies is that am i getting close

Cameron thank you again I I mean no

offense I have nothing against you

personally but I do have something

against nearly everyone in Europe chosen

profession and how would that sound if

you were trying to offend him personally

well if I was trying to offend him

personally I would say that he is an

enemy of the Lord and deserves to be

smitten okay but I mean no offense to

you personally okay but you believe that

I should be smitten well that’s neither

here nor there I suppose so

I’m not I’m not bringing that up here of

course this is your show and thank you

again for having me on I I got none

actually

in my travels a couple different you

know medical advice radio programs

I was not necessarily on for the whole

program and was shown out of the

building on one of them but nonetheless

thank you for having me on of course

yeah and we always you know appreciate

having different perspectives on the

show so that we can discuss because I

don’t want to shy away from you know

different every patient is different and

some people believe much more in faith

healing and you know as for me I you

know I I can’t dispense that because I’m

a person but what I can give is you know

medical opinions but I’d like to get

back to so have you been on tour with

like you’ve you’ve been traveling around

you said you could call it a tour I mean

I don’t have a fancy tour bus or

anything like that well what do you have

what do you what are you traveling

around in or with it’s a public

transportation is it is it a tent

alright it’s a it’s a Volkswagen yeah

say 1987 Volkswagen van again okay and

yeah I guess I do kind of have a tour

bus okay it’s not a tour bus it I do

live in it so it’s sort of a support

home it is it a tour van yes with meager

accommodations you know no no I have a

camp stove that I cook on and and the

Lord provides

is that why you were putting a lot of

our I mean I don’t I I don’t mean to

stir anything up here but we we like to

keep a few snacks out for our guests

seen before you even spoke to us you

were kind of stuffing as much of that as

you can into your pockets which is fine

yes right yeah yeah that’s for you oh

and I appreciate it yeah yeah but that I

mean it it it sort of seems like it

gives us a glimpse into maybe what’s a

little bit of your lifestyle I mean are

you are you okay

are you listen as I say the Lord

provides I I was hungry this morning

but manna from heaven came in the form

of Cheetos and and various other chips

that you provide for your guests

yeah but these are I mean these are old

Cheetos like these Cheetos that you know

they’re hard you’ve been chewing on it

you’ve been chewing on the same cheeto

for I mean at least 20 minutes now and

it’s much more satisfying that way if I

do say so myself

otherwise they they’d be gone by now

okay well and I guess I also noticed you

were filling up those giant jugs of

water from from the sink here that also

when you came in and I I guess I have

the same sort of concerns as Cameron how

how long have you been on this this to

work I guess we can keep going it I mean

if we can even call it a tourist so far

it sort of sounds like you in a van I’m

not I don’t know not I don’t want to

cause any offence again I have been I

mean I have been I have been driving

around yeah and yeah but you’ve been

drink

you’ve been driving but what are these

stops like so let’s say let’s say you

get to one of your your destinations

what happens well I find a place to park

sometimes that’s Walmart parking lot

sometimes drive up some country roads

find a place out of the way and that’s

where I’ll set up my my base as it were

and during the days I drive into town if

I can find maybe a street market

Saturday market type thing is often

great on the weekends I will oftentimes

get out the old megaphone and you know

start speaking to the people so so

whenever I guess what I was really

expecting to hear is that you have maybe

been stopping at different churches on

the way but from what you’re describing

here it just sounds like you’re stopping

wherever you can get free parking and

Church doesn’t even come to mind

yeah even like a revival tent or

something along I mean it sounds like

you’re going to just sort of a fish

market and kind of yelling at people

with the megaphone

well now okay that when you say it that

way it doesn’t sound quite so glamorous

as for churches and that is my fight

I apologize that is my fault that is my

own vanity and greed thinking that it

has to be fancy to be true and I

apologize well yes thank you I

appreciate your honesty and yeah I’ll be

honest too when it comes to churches I

was stopping at churches for a while but

you know like I said a lot of these

churches out there they just this is

controversial stuff for them and I don’t

don’t know why I I think it’s well

grounded in scriptures and and clearly I

the work speaks for itself but a lot of

times they just don’t have the patience

for that and some of these churches

you’re you’re sort of saying they don’t

let you come back right yeah you know

you know I can have a tender my t’v

noticed I can have a tendency to kind of

come on strong and I would actually say

you’re coming on extremely weak I don’t

know I don’t mean any offense there

either but it and that’s not because I

you’re gripping my shoulders now to

shake me but you’re not I wanna be me

it’s just so it’s like even the grip is

just so desperate I think that’s the

yeah you’re shaking not me well I I

don’t call me weak because I have the

strength of the Lord behind me but I I

don’t it doesn’t look like you have the

strength to stand me and I I don’t know

I’m doing just fine thank you okay so

what I’ve got a note though like so some

of these churches they’re not letting

you back you’re saying it’s because they

don’t follow necessarily the same things

that you followed that you found in the

scriptures could you maybe elaborate a

little bit like an example of what

happened at one of these turns yeah is

not inviting you anymore some feedback I

have gotten for one particular church

was that I used the word blasphemy too

liberally perhaps you know I showed up

on a Sunday because that’s when people

were at the church and it just happened

to be when I was driving into town so I

show up there and you know maybe I

didn’t give him a fair shake maybe I

should have probed their theology a

little bit more but I brought out the

megaphone and started you know just

letting these people know what I thought

about about their about their beliefs

and their lack of faith

so there’s no in the middle of a Sunday

service without talking to these people

at all yeah well I was just walking and

then start telling them that they don’t

have faith yes I was hoping to catch

them as they were walking into the

church but I pulled up while church was

already in service so I just thought I’d

you slow stick with the plan yeah I

thought I’d just stick with the plan and

just walk in and still use the megaphone

of course of course yeah but and just

you know let them know that because it’s

a concern the lack of faith that I see

in the world I you know I I have nothing

but the best intentions for helping

people here and sometimes I think the

best way to help people is by pointing

out what I see as their inadequacies in

a very blunt fashion huh okay

and you’ve well it sounds like you’ve

maybe found some issues with that

approach are you are you sure that

that’s the approach you want to keep

using Wow

I mean I’ll I’ll keep working as the

Lord leads but this is this is just how

I feel convicted that things need to go

and honestly you know and uh when when

people don’t see eye to eye with me I

just take that as a sign that that I’m

really doing the right thing you know

it’s just a confirmation of what I’m

doing okay

all right Cameron do we have any

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alright is it another is it sort of a

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mean I know a lot of what you deal with

this physical but wouldn’t you say that

the emotional a sparked wouldn’t you say

that the emotional part of a human being

is just as important as the physical yes

so that has an impact the psycho

psychology and emotional aspect sure

that hasn’t absolutely I mean obviously

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these things have physical side effects

so the this today we’re dealing with an

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were being sponsored by an app okay and

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so is this like a like a meditation app

no it’s not so much meditation as it is

what would be a form of meditation where

you outsource your meditation to other

people does that make sense no okay what

about the idea of outsourcing your

emotions that you can no longer feel

anymore

to other people does that make sense no

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motion potion dr. London and what what

this app does is it takes all the

emotions that you cannot process anymore

so let’s say Christmas joy you know this

this is a common one you you feel a

certain magical specialness around the

holidays okay and as a child but then as

you get older that sort of special spark

that magic feeling in the air so

goes away right yeah yeah yeah I have

noticed that but if you want to capture

that feeling again but you cannot

physically capture it because you can’t

feel it anymore what you can do is you

can find someone in this app to feel

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it’s like oh so they what do they take a

video of themselves

I guess being happy for Christmas yeah

we put you in contact with them if you

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however they want it honestly there’s

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too this is actually perfect for let’s

say Thanksgiving dinner let’s say you

it’s impossible for you to conjure up

any kind of positive feelings for your

family anymore so Thanksgiving dinner

you go there you find someone in this

app you they can either you know

FaceTime in or they can physically show

it to the dinner and then they’ll show

your friends and family what it’s like

to be excited for them huh so they get

dinner well what about something right

the love that you used to be able to

show towards let’s say your parents or

your siblings now your emotional

surrogate can just do all that for you

well you just set on your phone so I

guess what about I guess a closer

example would be Valentine’s Day how

would you I guess that’s a great one

that is that’s actually one of their

selling points is for dead relationships

oh my gosh you got Valentine’s Day

birthdays an anniversary you’ve got all

of these days or even if you’re in this

dead relationship when you haven’t loved

each other in years and years you’re

still expected to like you know pull out

the red carpet roll out the red carpet

and do all this fancy stuff for

everything and I just can’t I can’t deal

with that anymore and so what you can do

is you can find someone and in this app

again they can either email your spouse

or they can I am with your spouse or

give them a FaceTime call or they can

just show up and they can show your

spouse what it would be like if you

still love

ah okay I guess I guess for some people

that would be advantageous to me I would

feel like dissing genuine about it oh

it’s a completely distant what you say

dissing genuine disingenuous do so when

you’re – so John you when you’re gone

yep

yes it is exactly this node

Joran and that is exactly true okay well

it’s it’s a negative thing is why I why

I brought it up because when you’re

genuine with people that means you’re

real you’re open you’re honest when

you’re disingenuous then you’re sort of

the opposite you’re hiding your true

self you’re you’re presenting a fake

self let’s say your cousin Sammy dies

okay and you didn’t really know Sammy

that much like he’s kind of on a side of

that family that’s sort of distant they

live in another state not like hard

feelings between the family or anything

it’s just more of a convenience thing

they just they don’t really visit for

holidays you don’t visit them for

holidays you probably haven’t spoken to

Sammy in like 15-20 years

okay but you still you feel obligated to

go to this funeral and to like you know

conjure up some sort of emotion right so

what you can do give a call to your

emotional surrogate through the emotion

potion app and say hey can you give me a

few tears my cousin Sammy died don’t

know how he died because I didn’t care

to ask and then you can just kind of

hold it out and let people talk to the

surrogate and see the surrogate cry and

they’ll understand the emotion that

you’re trying to conjure up huh okay I

didn’t realize that there was a market

for that but oh yeah there’s already 35

million users that’s how popular this

app is wow that’s impressive okay I I

guess I I expect to be able to be more I

guess emotionally in touch and to try

like to try to do that for themselves

but I guess if you’re if it’s too much

people have been trying to get in to get

in touch with their own emotions for

decades

and has that works no okay

people people trying to like recapture

happiness all these things does that

ever work absolutely not you know what

works feeling like you can’t meditate

anymore like we you were taught asking

in the beginning of this ad and then

saying you know what I’m not getting

anything out of meditation so I’m gonna

pay $35 for a surrogate for them to

meditate and then they can just tell me

whatever revelations that that came from

it

okay all right well this well I can just

sit on my ass and watch TV sure all I

wanted to do in the first place okay all

right well I guess um yes what was this

called again if you step on something

sharp let’s say like a sharp rock right

but your foot is so calloused because of

how many likes sharp and piercing things

you’ve stepped on in your lifetime so

it’s just a big nasty block of dead skin

but you wish you could feel something

pull someone up on the sap guess what

they’re gonna do for you

take a guess dr. Litton they’ll they’ll

feel the pain yeah they’re gonna step on

something in the girl yeah ouch okay

yeah I guess I guess I just don’t see

that I would need that smart with that

many users I guess that this is a need

people have so that sounds that sounds

great I guess it doesn’t you know

certainly doesn’t sound bad for the

listeners so um next time a family

member dies next time a boyfriend breaks

your heart next time and the animal runs

away or comes back but you can’t find

any emotions to feel give the emotion

potion a try

and that I came to Google Playstore

thank you for that

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like I do really want to press this

question we didn’t get to earlier how

long you’ve been how long have you been

doing this oh yeah you know preaching

driving around that’s I that’s been

going on for about the past three years

since my lovely wife died oh I’m so

sorry to hear that

Wow there was nothing we could do I

prayed my hardest okay yeah and and so

following following that that must have

been difficult and sort of your response

to that was to go on the road and share

the good news that you already knew I

guess is that right yeah I guess you

could say that I thought you know well

my wife is gone I’m a single man now I I

am no longer tethered to this specific

location and to be honest going out

there on the streets and shouting at

people there they knew me by that point

and and would just avoid me like the

plague and so I thought well maybe I

should take this on the streets I’d take

it on the road I should say so whenever

you approach a church yeah

you’ve already said you you yelling a

megaphone have you thought about maybe

joining one of these churches and

finding a place you know settling down a

little bit cuz it’s been three four

years now yeah it’s yeah it’s it’s

starting to toll on me and like I said

you know that the Lord does provide but

I somehow and I still as you alluded to

it’s having a toll on me it’s taking a

toll physically and now of course any

ailments that might come up I have faith

that they’ll go away on their own off

the Lord Allah will take them from me

but it has been taking a toll

I I don’t know if I could muster up the

humility that it would be required of me

to keep my mouth shut at a established

congregation but right I was gonna ask

about your I mean your illnesses if you

don’t mind yeah so Camryn has his

buckets here I don’t know if you heard

that portion he’s got some fun stuff you

brought your own bucket for what seems

to be a leak from your ear and how long

has that been going on well you know

that that’s been about three or four

months but I all I can imagine is that

this is just I’m overflowing of the

spirit okay in liquid so whenever it’s

yeah but it’s a lot and you keep wincing

every time it does it kind of its kind

of gurgling kind of comes and goes in

waves and Winnick yeah when it gurgles a

lot you kind of go in my ear it’s loud

but I think that that is the still small

voice it’s loud it’s the your disease is

loud it did the gurgling in my ear yeah

it’s right up right against the eardrum

so so the painful part is how loud it is

I mean it doesn’t doesn’t help it yeah

there is also some pressure which I

assume is again just the fullness of the

spirit within me and so I actually have

been using this is in my in my healings

and it’s been quite effective oh wow so

it’s sort of I mean it’s it’s like holy

water but it’s the kind of the ear Jews

your juice or your goo well I think as I

said I think it is the the the spirit

manifest in liquid form okay well yeah

and I do see you’ve you had bottles of I

didn’t think that it was that but I are

those bottles of eerie I juice I do I

bottle it just because the bucket does

fill up and oh wait so you when you’re

using this and you’re healing you’re not

just like taking some of it and putting

it on their foreheads you’re asking them

to drink it Wow

now drinking is that’s for special

that’s reserved for special cases right

that’s more of a communion often times

I’ll pour some out in my hand and you

know make the sign of the Cross on their

forehead or sprinkle it on them it

really depends on what the ailment is

and a doctor like you have your own

special quotes treatments for different

diseases so I also you know depends on

what what it is that the Lord is healing

this person out well I also noticed that

you know like this bottle for example is

labeled $5.00 are you are you trying to

sell this well now I have these bottles

for my own personal use but sometimes I

if a patient finds it particularly

effective they want to have some for

their own home use I’m sorry you’re a

friend of them as patients Wow I heard I

mean your faith healer Lord is the great

physician these are his patients and

yeah if sometimes they would like to

have some for their own home use if I

was just giving them away I would not

have any left over to heal others with

and and so the price is merely a way to

to to moderate the amount that is taken

to cover the huge overhead cost of

living in a van and kind of just taking

food out of you know green rooms and

whatnot yeah it does go to gasoline

which is something that is harder to

come by yeah yeah well so can we I mean

dr. London I don’t would you mind if we

kind of tested this out a little bit we

talked about before my shoulder you know

I’ve got a thirty pound bar

Bell grafted into my skin that’s causing

sort of an infectious news yes yeah I I

I see that it’s grotesque dr. London

would that be okay to try to I you you

can try it if you’d like I don’t think

that it will be helpful or effective and

you know it pus isn’t for like use for

healing for other people generally I

would agree with that probably pus isn’t

but this again is a liquid form of the

spirit absolutely so let’s take a little

bit of that now with this particular

wound I’m just gonna try ABing oh I dab

as well I can’t say I’m hip to to all

the dance moves but yeah let’s uh I’ll

just it looks like I could use a little

bit of a a pore on there as well there

you go yeah go ahead a little thick you

got a spread if you want you could take

a little swig as well this is okay this

looks quite infected so a little bit

taken internally oh why is it so heavy

like as I’m physically heavy it made my

head drop down yeah well I mean it’s a

it’s a supernatural substance I so I I

don’t really see much – it looks alright

that’s good well and Cameron do you feel

any different

I definitely feel more violent

and I feel more sad is that ring any

bells

is that something well is that no I

don’t think that that would be the

spirit there I think that that that

might be and yet perhaps and demons

inside you wrestling with that with this

spirit you want to dump some more on

there that well now if I give you any

more I will have to charge you

Oh dr. London can I get a fiver no look

I I’m sorry and I’m sorry to use up this

the bottle mark sample but um we really

I don’t think this is really worth the

money for for what Cameron needs at the

moment and what would you say the camera

needs doctor he probably needs

antibiotics yeah these look deep enough

that ants probably needs wait I got

something I got something here

antibiotics or anti Bible audits Oh

antibiotics more like Antichrist okay

that’s what I use sometimes well well I

appreciate you know those those counter

points I feel like maybe we can just go

ahead and probably end here it seems

like we’ve heard enough of you know this

approach which you know it’s always

great to hear a spiritual holistic type

of approach in this case you know you’re

like juice well it’s it’s not just your

juice I mean you know that’s that’s kind

of what I had laying around but there

there’s there’s plenty of other stuff my

I don’t think it believe me I don’t

think I need any more of the juice

because it sort of just comes back up on

its own and then I can just drink it

again well and you know some patients

have reported that after a while they

start getting their own ear news the

Spirit has infected them and so you can

look forward to that affected yeah I

mean in a good way

all right well yeah we can

I feel like we don’t need to hear too

much more on this but thank you Pastor

Jerry for for being on the jock talk

podcast you for giving me a I CRO phone

and a voice in and for supporting my

message as you do yes we absolutely do

we put our fools the full support of the

jock talk podcast around you and your

tour and your van ah thank you I you

know if I could get that in writing I’d

really appreciate it

yeah and how much is a sponsorship

because we’ll go ahead and just sponsor

the tour right now I mean honestly if

you just load me up with some of those

Cheetos okay I’m gonna load you up with

the Cheetos I’m also just gonna go ahead

and dr. London I already got permission

from you before the podcasts about this

I’m just gonna go ahead and give you a

debit card connected to dr. Wells

account oh man I would appreciate the

Lord’s yeah there’s $1,000 a day limit

on it but besides that you should be

good to go just go ahead and use that

here you go

thank you so much I appreciate this

doctor and in exchange can I get a

little more of that juice yeah well I

think that’s worth at least a bottle or

two in fact I’ll leave this bucket with

you I have all the band yes yes yes oh

well please keep that bucket away from

me at least I’ve gotta cancel another

card okay well um

pastor Jerry go to crazy with him go I

don’t

pastor Jerry is there any way that our

listeners could follow you are you on

social media you know honestly just

again keep an eye out at your local

street markets and I’ve been thinking of

starting a Facebook but I haven’t

figured that out yet Lord hasn’t

provided a computer yet okay I got you

well in that case thank you Pastor Jerry

from being on the show well thank you

thank you thank you

do sir Cameron as always thank you to

DJ DYLAN IN DA HOUSE

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no offense doctor but your enemy of the

Lord and desert be smitten

no offense doctor but don’t admit the

warden deserve a stream my name is dr.

London Smith calm this has been the jock

doc podcast see ya

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you tell him to back off I mean come on

take a hint but he just walks closer to

you and you can tell that he is not

going to leave you alone so you change

tactics and smile giggling a little bit

and making a kissy face deihi and he

holds out that hand so you finally give

him your license and registration and

the police officer finally gives you a

moment of peace well he looks up your

details

and speaking of details be sure to leave

a five-star review of the Jacque dog

podcast detailing all of the creeps who

keep flashing their big lights and

asking you for your government-issued

documents hmm well he’s looking at my

license and information I’m gonna go to

the iTunes app and I’m gonna leave a

review on the Jock Doc Podcast and

since you’re already there go ahead and

text a link of your favorite episode to

the biggest creep in your life hmm I

guess since I’m here I might as well

text this to all of my friends and

family they’re all creeps or just so our

hey website at jock Dog podcast calm if

that’s easier for you and will mean a

warranty in the app so it’s pretty easy

to just hit the share button and send

that but yeah I guess hypothetically if

I was not in the app but I wanted to

link the website which you know has all

our information and then links to the

different apps that people use how could

I could see myself sending that and we

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