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Welcome to the jock doc podcast
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introducing your host hello and welcome
to the jock doc podcast where we discuss
fitness and health and how to
incorporate our modern understanding of
science and medicine into our daily
lives but without it being so boring
I’m your host Dr. London smith.com I
would like to begin by apologizing to
our listeners we’ve received some
feedback about the inordinate amount of
technical terms such as cardiac arrest
and cozy blanket so I will attempt to do
better at tailoring my speech to the
desires of our listeners as we go on
here to help with that is our producer
Cameron hello friends and hello Dr.
London those are two separate categories
okay so Cameron he worked so hard to
help this podcast stay relevant that
when he first heard the saying leaves
are falling autumn is calling and began
to see the leaves following Cameron
immediately went to his phone service
provider
because whoever autumn was their calls
were not getting through and he was
absolutely livid and I just I do want to
clarify Cameron leaves our following
autumn is calling that’s just as saying
it doesn’t mean that you know when
leaves start to fall you should expect a
phone call from someone named autumn do
you even know someone named autumn no I
mean I’ve been waiting that’s why I
don’t like the I don’t think autumn is
calling at all yeah well I and
I would say that’s true like it’s just
sort of a term for like the season
autumn is coming right but it just I
mean it does make me feel a little
unworthy it’s like a kid who’s not
visited by Santa Claus you know I’m I’m
just over here not getting a call from
autumn even though the leaves are yeah I
mean not every single one it’s fallen
maybe that’s the issue once they all
fall yeah you’ll finally get that call
and maybe maybe there’s a few stragglers
every year and so I kind of you never
get the call yeah I don’t know it hurts
though okay well yeah I’m sorry to hear
that camera like or not I can see it in
your face you don’t care okay well also
with us is dude you do the hose
I can see it in your faith and you don’t
care
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later Cameron tells me that we can also
expect an oncologist by the name of
Baron back off I think I’m saying that
right so look forward to that and I’m
not confident I even know how to say
that word yeah it’s it’s difficult to
say I hopefully he’ll clarify that and
yeah Bronk ologist okay no Bronco I was
your fault letís I was referring to the
word on it sorry to the word vac off his
last name but the word oncologist is
also I guess I could be difficult to
understand if you’re not familiar with
so that’s that’s like a cancer doctor
let me okay let me break it down real
quick on okay
opposite of off Conn okay
no call it’s Co L on Conn ol jawed died
okay call like a like a like autumns
gonna call me in the fall
Oh Geist oh I just was conned right I I
don’t think that’s right Ron College oh
oh we can move on from there
okay and but but before we move on I
would like to address a bit of listener
feedback
quote is that what they call a uniform
in these modern times back in my day I
had to spend about 30 minutes getting
myself ready for my waitressing job
every day red lippy pinstripe apron lol
eduardo’s was the best cafe in town
shame it was demolished I’m sorry
des moines list it’s how they wrote mind
you I never had someone tried to dip my
fingers in their soup I think I’d have
tipped it over their head haha anyway
give my love to Keith he does sometimes
lose his mind and manhandle young men ex
ex end quote
I love our listeners yeah I do want to
say I really relate to this listener
because it sounds like it takes them 30
minutes to put on lipstick in an apron
and it I mean an eight an apron takes me
30 40 50 minutes to attach attach well
you know it’s just a you whenever you
put on an apron it just goes over your
head at least once I’m familiar with it
goes one part loops over your head the
other part you just hide behind you
right but you got to account for all the
time spent once it gets stuck on your
head and you’re kind of flailing around
for a while tripping hitting your head
on the ticket counter
now I write I’ve stressed to our
listeners don’t do that that’s a scam
okay okay well yeah and that’s so I
think for most people maybe the the loop
there is big enough it’s wide enough
that they don’t get their head stuck
like that so what oh I’m not like most
people you’re saying my head I have a
huge head I was saying that your apron
might be smaller
at least that loop that loop at the top
mmm I’m gonna choose to think that
you’re implying that I have a big brain
yeah I know okay well I’d respond or
listener first of all thank you so much
for reaching out to us here at the jock
dock podcast we always appreciate
hearing from our listeners to answer
your question uniforms can vary
depending on the job and specialty even
in medicine some doctors work more in
surgery and prefer to wear scrubs while
others work more in a clinical setting
like outpatient and they prefer to wear
business attire with a white coat and
plenty of doctors our mix of those
preferences in any case thank you for
your question and we look forward to
hearing from you in the future as long I
mean as long as you can see that body
then I think anything is an acceptable
uniform you know what I mean as long as
it fits that shape and you can just kind
of see it work I know I’ve already
covered this on the on the show I okay
so I feel like that’s usually scrubs are
known for not being so flattering to two
persons body type but I don’t know them
but can you imagine if they were you’re
going into surgery they’re wheeling in
you got this hunky guy over you yeah
well usually we hunky girl well so he’s
jacked as hell excuse me sir right so
that’s not really what I see is like the
purpose of that clothing it’s more to
I like they rarely feel superior to the
people around you like most uniforms
it’s it’s more to well at least the
scrubs are for you know they’ll get
stained and whatever they might get any
number of bodily fluids on it and it’s
more because it’s easier to clean and
it’s it’s it’s more of a right and it
wouldn’t be as easy to clean if it were
tighter on the body is what you’re
saying yeah didn’t think that through
hon dr. London you can continue I’ve
already won all right well let’s go
ahead and move on and now for a tale
from the GI clinic we had a patient who
is coming in to establish care ahead of
his first colonoscopy
he seemed fairly easy going but he spoke
quickly and his hands were constantly
moving like throughout the conversation
we scheduled his colonoscopy for that
week but this is the wrapper TI he said
yes no I’m sorry I should clarify that’s
something that it’s my fault
a GI clinic so gastrointestinal clinic
okay yeah so that’s the type of clinic
it was I didn’t give this guy’s name
because that’s confidential information
right okay so we scheduled his
colonoscopy for that week but I had to
warn the anesthesiologist because with
how constantly he was moving throughout
the interview and without any other
known medical history I was fairly
certain that he was on some sort of
stimulant like cocaine and anesthesia
and analgesia are common practices but
mixing stimulants and depressed sorry
sorry dr. London now are you saying that
it was for sure not the wrapper TI or
were you saying you just can’t tell me
if it is or isn’t yes okay I I cannot
tell you whether it is or not now so was
this before or after 2008 you know live
your life it was after that occasion ed
and gone
yeah it’s after that okay I just wanted
to be able to place which TI song was in
the atmosphere and these
guys while this was going on go ahead
okay our and I don’t I don’t think that
that would be so applicable really but
but we can we okay so as I said
anesthesia and analgesia are common
practices but if you mix stimulants like
what this patient appeared to be on and
a presence that’s known as speedball one
that can be dangerous
fortunately there were no complications
and the colonoscopy was as pleasant as
any other I’ve had the pleasure to have
known well and you you would think he’d
be a little more careful with that kind
of stuff given that a lot of his peer
group a lot of like other performing
rappers and touring rappers struggle
with with those kind of addictions I
know it’s kind of a hard lifestyle but
well okay and to clarify once again I am
NOT identifying this patient as TI okay
we’re not doing that
so what I’m saying is that regardless of
what’s going on mixing a stimulant with
the depressant isn’t a good idea
yeah but I’m just saying like I think it
you know it’s kind of a party lifestyle
when you’re you’re touring as much as
they do and so it can kind it can be
difficult and and tempting to kind of
just take whatever is handed to you I
don’t know you know I feel for the guy
okay okay and that’s that’s fine yeah
having you know some compassion and
empathy is okay good even well and
because he knows where Yanna live your
life right yeah I remember yeah we can
go and move on from there though okay
Sam that was the story and now for
today’s medical topic rheumatic heart
disease Cameron have you ever had what
is commonly known as strep throat let me
think okay hmm when I was 1 years old
what did I have okay I think I got
jaundice at some point well I bet I
don’t think I got strep through it when
I was 2 years old I think maybe I got a
cold but I don’t think I got strep
throat okay well so at 3 years old yeah
I think I got an inner ear infection but
I don’t believe we got strep throat at
four years old I got the plague and but
did not get strep throat at five years
old I got gout which is so I did have
gout at five okay well that doesn’t
really sound just sort of a casual
question and not really not to go okay
so well well there’s a reason why
doctors take strep throat so seriously
sorry my throat’s so sore right now go
ahead okay so strep throat is caused by
a bacteria known as Group A
streptococcus resulting in streptococcal
pharyngitis or you know a sore throat is
it’s kind of how it looks but if you do
not diagnose and treat strep it can
progress to rheumatic fever which is an
immunological immediated systemic
process that can cause chronic valvular
abnormalities in the heart and these
abnormalities are known as rheumatic
heart disease I mean can we turn the
heat down I feel like it’s hot in here
it’s so hot killing me right now
God okay go ahead sorry so the most
common abnormality in rheumatic heart
disease is mitral stenosis which is when
the valve on the left side of the heart
becomes too stiff to open properly now
rheumatic heart disease is just one
aspect of acute rheumatic fever which
can include my heart is stiff as hell
okay I don’t think you’d be able to feel
it oh I want to try to loosen it up some
yeah that’s a that is a weird stretch
you’re doing I mean it’s just so stiff
man just okay cuz that back bend like
you can’t possibly that can’t be
comfortable for you well it’s not about
comfort it’s about Talent okay I thought
I thought it was about stretching your
heart
yeah and it’s also stretching my mind
which in my abilities as a talent okay
alright well as I was saying rheumatic
heart disease is just one aspect of
acute rheumatic fever which can include
rashes abnormal neurologic movements
arthritis what look okay you can put
your arms down also includes nodules
under the skin these are known as the
Jones criteria but all of these problems
can be prevented if you get treated for
your strep throat before it has a chance
to progress and get worse okay okay
but this isn’t a rash right okay that is
that is a sizable rash well I mean it’s
it’s kind of cotton and you didn’t have
to take off your pants for that like I
one of that’s for comfort okay
this is just for but what is it supposed
to be like turning that color no no the
yellow you might you might think of
going to a doctor about this is it it’s
supposed to be it supposed to be as cold
as it is it’s freezing no it feels
pretty a little bit warm no no I mean
the rash um touch it no no no thing so
it’s ice cold like it burns it’s cold so
cold oh no I still don’t want to despite
the fact that it will burn I’m just yeah
you’re the doctor I don’t know I’m sorry
I didn’t know I was just a untreatable
patient to you but that’s fine okay well
okay I think I think that’s good for now
Cameron do we have a sponsor for today
we do dr. London I’m actually really
excited about this
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okay this one is a little I don’t know
was not socially conscious but just kind
of conscious of the world of the
environment okay you know you know veal
it’s a controversial meal right because
it’s baby animal right and so a lot of
people a lot of animal rights activists
and even a lot of people who you know
aren’t animal rights activists take
issue with it which I totally understand
I relate to that and I take issue with
it too oh okay and that is one of the
reasons I am so happy about our new
sponsor which is called proto foods
proto foods and inst so instead of
eating a baby animal and putting
something through that pain instead
you’re eating aborted animal so they’re
already dead they’ve already been
flushed out just kind of scrambled and
just let out this doesn’t sound good
it’s okay because so proto meaning like
the before yeah like the original yeah
the before and you’re saying that this
is so like a an embryo or a fetus well
yes and that’s what’s so great about
this is that it’s you know veal is just
that the baby cow with proto foods you
tell them what animal you want the
aborted fetus from it can be any animal
and it’s it’s the unborn child the
unborn offspring of a given animal it is
the yes it is the aborted fetus of a you
know a chicken of a cow and you have a
dog of a whale see this sounds very I
feel like I might have issues with this
as well it’s for one thing it sounds it
sounds kind of I don’t want to say
grosser disgusting but I mean if it’s
like yeah you certainly shouldn’t say
that our sponsor is gross and disgusting
I would I would recommend you not saying
that tip I did is it
okay the process
it like really well refined and cooked I
guess like a hot dog doesn’t look like
what it’s when it’s oh yeah the abortion
is so quick they’ve got it down like to
a science
a aborting the cake is that of like the
like the the fluid and the material like
yeah and all of that is what just sauce
for your meal oh so so the the bodily
fluids from the animal come with it yeah
it’s kind of like a like a bowl okay I
just this doesn’t sound this doesn’t
sound like something I would go for
typically but people do eat things like
I guess blood pudding yeah okay
and so if you sign up right now oh you
can get 1400 hamster fetuses hamster
okay 1400 so you’re expecting people to
just plop these in pretty quick oh yeah
it’s it’s like I mean I would I eat anit
as a cereal a hamster fetus you’ve eaten
as cereal sure I wouldn’t call it a ham
oh I’m eating hamster food as I’d say
I’m eating hamster pops or something
like that but yes okay so and it tasted
just like hamster and how do you know
that how do you think so you you’ve
eaten hamster outside of this surely
that was clearly state as implied I
guess yeah heavily implied okay I can’t
I mean I don’t want to put the arrow
sponsor um so what other animals are
available well doctor lemon that’s a
good question
that was already answered before when I
said every animal okay so let’s go
through them bats dogs cats are you are
these animals are their offspring might
forcibly aborted or is this just
miscarriages that happen like an
accidental abort a spontaneous abortion
as
there’s a miscarriage III think it’s
very gentle by gentle do you mean like
surgically done or did they take they
give the animals medicine to make it
happen this these are all questions
these are great questions that you could
ask the people at proto foods okay and
have they gotten any backlash for this
in this day and age
everything gets backlash are you kidding
me with his outraged culture you can’t
even eat an aborted you know hamster
anymore without people getting huffy
about it on their high horse so you’re
really into the hamster dish oh yeah
that’s kind of my main purchase okay
well I guess
okay so sting graze yeah I guess the one
that came to mind is more rare like
elephant oh yeah
Oh Rhino load yeah leopard snow leopards
really and how do they get ahold of I
guess this is another question for these
are questions that you’ve got to ask
them dr. London okay well I guess I what
was the name of this company again here
I’m gonna let me have some of this
hamster juice okay know that okay you’re
spilling some it is seeping into the
carpet it is so gosh it it’s crazy how
it tastes just like hamster okay what
was the name of the company again proto
Foods okay I well thank you to proto
foods I guess this is closer to being at
least remotely medical do they have
health benefits as far as you’re aware I
mean I assume they have a full-time
staff that would require health benefits
sure okay I meant in terms of the food
content I don’t know if it’s like Blue
Cross Blue Shield or you know whatever
whatever they’re in tourism
I’m sure certainly they would have some
health benefits okay I guess I guess you
can just I’m sorry and it’s also it’s it
is raw
that you’re meant to eat it raw I mean
that’s your choice you can eat it
however you want right okay okay
my hamster pops I usually fry them up
first right but you’re drinking just
hamster juice yeah okay
well thank you to our sponsor proto
Foods
we appreciate our sponsors yes we do
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all right Cameron you said that we have
a guest today yes we do dr. London all
right um hello nice to meet you
mr. Baron václav am I saying that right
um yes you are correct in that as it’s a
name is a baron back off yes okay well
it’s nice to meet you
okay from the east coast um an awesome
California yes okay so as a vest Coast
oh yeah Cameron does get his East’s and
West scan a few very confused him okay
because your accent to me sounds I don’t
want to make assumptions but it sounds
more German five of the non and you you
know how it is I I guess I’m never
Russian I don’t know I’m from California
or Californian is what I mean yes yes a
lot of us Californians do sounds like
this it’s a very common misconceptions
that we sound like surfer people but it
would be in fact do sound like this very
often I’ll see I associate this voice
with surfer people you ever go down to
the beach and just kind of every person
you know they’re trying to sell you a
hot dog
fossum high-value whatever yeah okay
yeah well I’m sorry I didn’t realize
that I visited California but I guess I
guess maybe it’s a subtle thing I didn’t
pick up on it
it’s atcbs a big state multiple
communities you okay I totally get it
you can’t expect someone as pretentious
and wealthy as dr. London to understand
the common man like you and I oh of
course
his background I mean he was raised in a
palace I think maybe even a palace on on
the like on a space shuttle or something
it was something weird like that and
then I mean you growing up you owned a
train it’s just I don’t know you can’t
relate you don’t know what it’s like to
be a Californian or me I guess I should
I clarify something here so Cameron the
name London if you look it up and one of
those name meaning books uh-huh one that
one of the names is one of the
definitions of it is like fortress on
the moon or castle on the moon but that
might be where you’re getting this from
yeah and where did that origin come from
a filthy rich person like you a person
who looks at the poverty in this country
and says no I need more I need an
additional TV
give me another train give me a boat any
azar that sounds like a German sings a
you know rich looking down it’s a poor
I’ve owned know anything about that but
it sounds like something Germans for do
you know yeah that does sound like
something Germans would do and also dr.
London okay well we can get back to okay
doctor back off so you study oncology is
that right you know well just um well
yes III fuck at a call centre so I I am
an oncologist yeah that’s what you told
me to get right dr. London an oncologist
yeah so I said because I was on call
with him for like 45 minutes earlier
today trying to get to change my
internet
oh and okay because so an oncologist
that’s a term for a doctor who studies
and who works in cancer yeah related
things so if someone let’s say finds out
that they potentially have cancer they
will go to an oncologist to find out
about treatment and diagnosis treatment
and prognosis genetics a little bit
uh-huh this is very similar I had called
him I’d called spectrum and I said hey I
want every time I connect to the
internet I wanted to go I do my hair
down paint my nails I responded that is
impossible
what are you doing but we bonded I mean
we thought for a really long time
dr. vakif yeah what was was your take on
that conversation well it was just like
any other Saturday and uncia there I I
do forgive weekends I was there sitting
at my desk owns this man called me and
he had just see strange subtlety to his
voice that excited me you know so then
he was talking to me I honestly well I
won’t go there but I I saw I needed to
continue to talk to this man so I talked
to him for a good three or four hours as
you come back after that already many
times oh yeah we’ve been chit-chatting I
mean for a while now yeah so when you
said 40 40 minutes today this is a
continuation from when did you guys
first talk who think it was the late 90s
yeah I think so I think wait let me
think was it was Bill Clinton impeached
yet ye yeah I was because I was at I was
there for a while yes I had to excuse
myself from the Senate floor to take one
of these calls so
was during the impeachment okay go ahead
I’m sorry
and I I don’t mean to take away from
your time I guess mr. wax lock off not
doctor but Cameron you were a senator or
you know no no no I was just hanging out
oh there’s a hot dog stay in there
that’s like amazing okay okay well in
any case so doctor back off could you
tell us about yourself
what um you know especially and I guess
anything that relates to fitness or
health have you I guess how are you
health-wise maybe fell 40 listeners at
home if either do to describe myself I
would say um I am plump might be a good
descriptor you know a large fellow
someone who cannot fit through a door
yes when we saw human has I didn’t know
that you were a person at first yes
locked into the room yes a lot of people
study me because some people believe
that I have my own gravitational pull
and I do feel some kind of tour but I
thought I was emotional is that such is
what some people think yes but I think
it’s just is the center of mass making
people come in towards me
well a lot of sorry for the first time
they see you confuse it with a beanbag
chair absolutely a giant fun yeah yeah
like one of those loveSac ones you can
get at the mall in 2004
absolutely okay so this all of that in
mind I would say I’m pretty healthy you
know I feel pretty good okay
no that’s that’s great um so okay it is
normal to feel a a constant pain in your
chest right yes that’s that’s typical oh
yeah
like like just daggers in your chest I
so that’s my you know go to
kind of feeling so III six that’s pretty
healthy yeah that boom-boom thing on the
left side of your chest is supposed to
kind of poke you and kind of have a
sharp pain continuously right to act and
then so yeah every once in a while it
kind of ceases for a while and then it
kicks back on well have you visited a
doctor mister back off like about these
chest pains no okay we said it’s not a
concern he said it’s normal okay all
right well I would make sure the
abnormal one dr. London maybe not every
person you see and interact with every
common man is some sort of weirdo
unhealthy freak huh okay well I just
wanted to you know sort of suggest that
regular checkups are just good they’ll
listen to your heart usually at one of
these appointments and then you’d love
to suggest that wouldn’t you you would
absolutely love to suggest something
like that dr. London if I’m going to be
honest is that kind of attitude towards
people is exactly if I I do not go to
see doctors and say oh yeah you should
you should get help
oh come in for a checkup no oh stop
sticking your hand in there
so that that’s just a part of sort of
what we call preventive medicine you go
when you see the doctor they’ll listen
to your heart and depending on your age
they there might be more invasive things
to do like what we talked about earlier
earlier already was the colonoscopy
yeah which and that’s obviously not
comfortable but you are also you know
put under anesthesia for that right
things like that aren’t accessible to
the common man of course t I can afford
such a thing okay I once again I did not
identify who that was right but you
didn’t have to you don’t it was actually
t I who gave me my last colonoscopy oh
wow yeah that sounds strange
are you only I have many of us what is
English time I’m polish no no no no no
polyps he said I have many polyps and I
said I have never eaten that okay
so a polyp is sort of an outgrowth in
your colon and they can be precancerous
or cancerous even yeah but he just said
he’s never eaten that so proud that I
have them in my colon yeah
okay well and so it’s actually your
colon itself that would produce it and
actually if if we did have an actual
oncologist on the show they would
actually they could go into detail on
this well I mean it’s it sounds like we
could maybe get TI on the show if you
know TI oh I haven’t seen him in a vial
um let me try to get in contact with him
okay well I’m actually actually call
center right now so I let me try to do
that oh you’re gonna call him right now
yes uh what was his number two okay I’m
calling him now
okay give me a moment okay oh oh no I
think he’s gonna get him no no I you you
stuck your your fingers in my no this is
not ti oh my bad my dad III I think he
was just a man who um was very curious
well did he have instruments or was this
kind of a free-for-all
oh this was very much just uh not even
gloves just you know back-alley they
just are oh you’re saying a literal back
alley way not like people use that term
maybe just call like a back alley doctor
of getting like wow that kind of sounds
like TI I don’t know this thing is I
just asked him won’t he said something
along the lines of I’ve never spoken to
you who the hell are you
and so that makes me think that I just
called a random number
so maybe just as a guy who put his
fingers there gave me a fake number
yeah it’s actually wasn’t TI well
unfortunately so I I have a separate
question I I’m sorry but I believe it is
unrelated to that um so mr. vakif are
you originally from California yes okay
you’ve lived what what part of
California have you lived there all your
life or you you know um is that part of
California well I was born in your hands
Berg and then I moved to Sacramento then
I spent my college years in Berlin which
is a place in Northern California right
and then I I practiced a bit of oncology
outside of LA Wow okay so to clarify
Berlin to my knowledge there might also
be a Berlin yes right north and Linda
yes yes well Berlin is also a place in
Germany I’m not sure you’re aware that
yeah right north of Glendale mm-hmm in
California I guess so what are your what
are your favorite Californian foods
um fail I I love beer oh yeah I feel
like because California is more known
for like Napa Valley wines rather than
beer I mean not to say that there aren’t
breweries but well yeah if you’re a you
know billionaire like yourself then of
course going to these fancy wineries and
just you know drowning and grapes um
sure sounds great but for us commoners
we have PBR yeah I remember during the
is a cold cold winter months it’s always
his snow my friends would I would go to
the bars and there would be these ladies
in green dresses and you know a dancing
little shoes and he would get these big
big containers of beer
Oh as a kid I wanted to be a Californian
clogger Oh
you say was snowing in California oh yes
it’s no salsa time did you live in the
mountains was that it’s as close
Californian winters they are harsh
see I what I know of California is
actually you know more temperate weather
kind of easy year-round a lot of areas
I’m sorry I’m not that familiar with
Northern California I suppose yeah I
mean it it gets pretty chilly okay so
did you have any job before you were an
on-call or chest and he said you went to
Berlin and any jobs around there um well
for about of Infosys was early 2000s I
act this a marijuana dispensary okay a
marijuana dispensary around 2001 to to
was that was it legal at that point
mm-hmm from what I recollect marijuana
wasn’t legalized in California for quite
a while you know I um I don’t remember
okay it was yeah legal you know just
kind of that I mean that stuff must have
been pretty good right you know but yeah
that stuff must have been like pretty
strong can’t even remember it oh yes I I
do not remember many years of my life so
um yeah I I would say um I fucked is
that I said after that I fucked
let’s see he says it’s a facade know
pretty much immediately after that I I
was an oncologist I kind of figured so
this is really more
like a career for you this is kind of
year while you were hoping it really is
my minor passion Wow
yeah so tell me about the the job itself
calling people you said what do you call
for is it to offer
I don’t know assistance or um
so I look at a couple different places
so as of yesterday I was working at
Verizon okay so as a typical things you
know you are given a script and you say
things like um hello welcome to Verizon
how can I help you with your problems
today what good stuff like that you know
and what is where’s that accent from
because it sounds like there was a
subtle change there for the call portion
i but accent I’m confused so yeah what
are you talking about dr. London okay
maybe it’s just me and I learned a
pickup are you making fun of our guests
voice dr. London no no I and I was not
intending to to belittle or to ridicule
or mock you are very little you are
being you are you are being little you
know I wouldn’t expect a disease in
Southern California but to come on this
show would have someone make fun of my
voice
it’s disgusting I’m so sorry you
shouldn’t have to deal with this okay
can I ask something maybe a request
since you’re working at 4:00 are you
still working at Verizon or do that
change from yesterday to today uh
no I I’m still fucking sighs okay I
might switch to Verizon Internet if
whenever my Roku connects to the
Internet it goes my head paying my nails
I feel good so if you could talk to your
CEO and maybe kind of get that into the
works that would be really helpful um I
feel not try that but if you want to
call about anything else
literally yes see this has been a point
of contention in our conversation
conversation since the 90s
yeah is that it’s mostly me making this
same request over and over again at the
difference I owe you you’ve been calling
him no matter where he works
oh yeah I mean he worked at Costco for
seven years and I was still whole I’d
make another quality forgot about that
you’re right
oh that’s a time Costco I remember the
stories he used to tell me I remember
this fun time I was there you know doing
my sing and this woman comes up to me
and she has just the most beautiful
beautiful you know gorgeous nose and Wow
I just remember thinking I really wanted
to say to her hey men you are you’re
looking real nice you know what I mean
yeah oh yeah maybe honk that nose
absolutely see see I feel like I heard
your accent change again briefly you
know it’s it’s alright I think it’s
about time to maybe wrap it up here um
Wow just our guest just telling a story
about Costco makes you so uncomfortable
you have to end the interview well I’m
just just the concept of Costco knowing
that there’s commoners there there’s an
average joe’s people who maybe look like
giant bean bags no no it’s not that so
much it’s just the timing and like it
just feels like it’s about time to wrap
it up is all I see but but thank you to
mr. Barron václav the on Carl you you
don’t need our guest did four tours in
Boston this is true as a caller you mean
you have to respect that
no as I said a marijuana d-list okay
well okay I so so we can probably just
end it there is what I’m back no respect
yeah now we let’s go ahead and wrap it
up I’m so sorry about dr. London’s
behavior it’s he’s okay thank you for
having me on the show oh absolutely
thank you for being on and is there any
place the listeners can reach you
outside of the show if they wanted to
follow you or I am typically around some
street corners in Sacramento as well if
you see just a absolute giant of a man
come up say hi I should be around Z
typically just street corners great all
right well thank you for being on the
show mr. Barun l’m václav thank you to
Cameron as always our producer
absolutely and no thank you to you dr.
London but I will say thank you to the
listeners okay
I thank you specially one very special
listener Evan I don’t know I don’t know
if you have a listener not named Evan
yet but if we do one day and they listen
this episode it’s they’re gonna that’s
gonna blow their minds
well now that you said all of that I’m
not sure that it’ll blow their mind so
much it would have a second ago not now
okay now
they’ll be like oh okay yeah okay well
also thank you too
did you do the hose hello welcome to
Verizon how can I help you with your
problems today hello and my name is
stutter London smith.com this has been
the jock doc podcast see ya
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it’s getting late you promised yourself
one more podcast before you gave up on
all this funny business hmm in fact your
boss has already been getting on to you
about all of the funny business after
all
he says why is my boss at my house
a funeral home was no place for your
pranks and yet you keep putting fart
machines inside the bodies of the
deceased just so that there can be a few
giggles when their loved ones arrive
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late and since we do have the honor of
being your last podcast before you give
up this funny business
we must advise you that your boss is
right that it is super inappropriate to
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guess my boss is right even more
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back from sharing with these families
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