18: Sick Sinus Syndrome/Sheila Dawn

Welcome to the Jock Doc Podcast

featuring Dr. London Smith does your

doctor have a podcast I didn’t think so

introducing your host Dr. London Smith

hello and welcome to the Jock Doc

Podcast where we discuss fitness and

health and how to incorporate our modern

understanding of science and medicine

into our daily lives but without it

being so boring I’m your host Dr. London

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unfortunately we have had a number of

complaints from listeners about how I

need to hold back when it comes to

complicated terms like raisin or mind

your manners so I will do my best to be

more understandable for everyone in the

future here to help with that is our

producer Cameron Cameron is a man of the

people

hmm I’m always keeping up with the

interests of all a folk like our

listeners that’s right so don’t be

surprised if he pops in to steer us

towards a smarter play also with us is

DJ DYLAN IN DA HOUSE

Oh Cameron has also let me know that we

can anticipate a guest soon so brace

yourselves for that

alright well and let me tell you Dr.

London it’s a good one oh that’s great

to hear sometimes I get like a little

bit suspicious about sort of the way you

find guests or the type of guests that

you bring on yeah or why after having a

guess you end up with a lot of weird

voicemails threatening you afterwards

yeah it sounds like it’s from our guests

and like my car vandalized yeah with the

name of that guest yeah yeah okay yeah

so that’s why I why I’m a little bit

nervous about it sometimes well you’ll

be getting all that and more in today’s

episode oh well okay well one of our

listeners offered the following feedback

quote yo mama smokes crack and I ain’t

afraid and nothing and quote

no she doesn’t say no she doesn’t

okay I know I know she doesn’t

who said this this is just one of our

listeners did you want me to track down

the username yes well we’ll leave that

till after the episode I feel like

you’re taking this pretty personally she

doesn’t she know that’s not what she

smokes well I’m sorry that what she

smokes you she smokes something better

the experience is better then then crack

cocaine yeah okay okay well first of all

to the listener thank you for your input

we always appreciate hearing back from

my listeners for me my response to that

note would be I don’t believe that my

mother smokes crack either so you may be

misinformed about that portion that’s

that’s what I’m suspecting

camryn that maybe they just aren’t

hassle because she doesn’t I know that

she doesn’t she smokes crack too which

is the sequel it’s the follow-up you say

sequel like a hell bigger it’s more

improved better experience what

so creating better writing yeah okay

once to clarify crack cocaine is not a

movie if that’s what you’re getting at

no it’s just her writing has gotten so

much better on crack – when she smokes

crack cocaine – yeah the follow up a

sequel her handwriting improves and

that’s what you’ve noticed about it

yeah oh that’s great okay I and I’m to

our listeners I have to say do not smoke

crack cocaine that’s that’s a very

doesn’t smoke crack

why are you saying that I just said she

doesn’t so no wonder our listeners think

this you think this that’s you’re

selling the idea oh she smokes crack to

the sequel okay well anyway to dress the

second part of the listeners feedback

the there are and I do want to throw in

okay there are things about crack too

that you had to have experienced crack

one to understand you can’t just jump

into it blindly I okay you keep talking

about it like it’s like it’s a movie

like there’s um I guess character

development or plot that you wouldn’t

understand but it’s it’s a high oh yeah

my mom’s character development has been

amazing over the last few months and you

think that if she had started with crack

cocaine too that she wouldn’t have had

the same type of development I think you

can enjoy it but you’re not gonna get it

you know what I mean honest I’m not sure

that I do I do think the third one is

coming out next summer so something to

look forward I entire listeners please

do not we do not endorse that

but to address the the end of what that

listener said with the I ain’t afraid of

nothin portion a lot of people do go

through life afraid of the great many

things and that can prevent you from

reaching your potential so some people

waste years of their lives doing so

little because their fears hold them

back but it sounds like you might have

wisdom beyond your years

in this case what’s something you’re

afraid of Dr. London

I guess failing like you always kind of

fear you know being the cause for

something bad happening to someone

mm-hmm yeah so yes that’s that’s it in

general okay okay what about you what

are you afraid of my mom’s cracked too

dealer is he the one who said that crack

two is different from crack one yeah and

he’s terrifying

what like is he I don’t know does he do

use intimidation tactics no it’s just

anytime I over he just wants to watch

scary movies and I don’t like it it’s

terrifying and when you say scary movies

or the movies scary movie yeah well and

it’s sequels yeah and I don’t like it

and it is it that’s my biggest fear

is your mother’s crack cocaine too

dealer yeah forcing you to watch scary

movies one and the sequels yeah I hate

it okay because to my knowledge those

are actually comedies not scary movies

yeah sure if that’s the kind of stuff

you laugh at I don’t want to meet you

let me just say that all right kind of

sick disturbing mind laugh set stuff

like that okay well I will go ahead and

move on from there

Oh scary guys trip and falling and down

all the time do i I’m sorry in scary

movie yeah it’s like one of the gags so

like bad guy chasing you and he like

trips and falls

yeah it’s terrifying oh that someone

could lose their balance yes that easily

so that’s unnerving for you is this

slight it’s a scariest thing I’ve ever

experienced anyway go on ok well now for

tale from the ER we had a patient with a

history of kidney disease who presented

with a chief complaint of swollen feet

now normally patients with swelling like

that will be prescribed a diuretic like

furosemide more commonly known as lasix

this allows them to get rid of the

excess fluid through urination so I

asked him if he’s been taking his lasix

the diuretic he said yeah so I asked

okay did you take it today

he said no how about yesterday no I

don’t think so

how about the day before the day before

that and then he said I can’t remember

that far back so I asked why haven’t you

been taking lasix and he said because it

makes me pee too much so even though

peeing out that excess fluid is pretty

much the whole point of taking lasix so

that’s what we love about it I mean you

don’t think that maybe he wanted to hold

on to his pee and not give it up so

freely just because a doctor told him to

sorry

that’s valuable to some people oh so you

just give it away willy-nilly to someone

who asks you think that he didn’t want

to get rid of the urine because he

thought that the urine important to him

inherent value yeah Oh important to hit

like nostalgic no just it’s it’s his own

thing and you’re demanding that you keep

it oh give it to me I want to see it I

want to look in it so what does it look

like what does it smell like

gimme gimme well to clarify one point I

don’t keep the year-end that’s he can

get rid can put it wherever you want

well he decided he wants to keep it in

his body that’s his right okay that is

true patient autonomy is an important

principle that it is his right to to

keep it that way that’s that’s true I

haven’t peed in three weeks and you know

how I feel about it proud and cramped

but I don’t it’s my decision and I’m

holding on to the things important to me

not important to you the things you

learn in your secular schools the things

you you’re holding dear is your urine in

this case yeah are you do you want to

use the restroom more than anything in

my life and yet I am choosing not to

because I’m holding on to the essence

that’s important to me I’m not getting

rid of that so easily just cuz some

know it all asks but quack asks well and one

one small note on the so that term quack

it actually he’s apparently a British

term I learned this recently that’s

British for Dr. London Smith okay so in

in Britain whenever they would say like

instead of saying doctor they would

shorten it to say doc and it sounded

like duck so people would say because

ducks quack they would call doctors

quacks as that that’s how that nickname

came about from what I understand well

in America when a doctor says give me

your pee you have the rights to say no

okay that true just sayin right Cameron

okay

well we’ll go ahead and move on from

there okay for today’s topic we’re gonna

talk about six sinus syndrome which is a

which is the cause of bradycardia and

that’s defined as 60 beats per minute or

as we have talked about in the past the

heart has areas called nodes which set

the rate and rhythm of the heartbeats

however in sick sinus syndrome there is

sinus node dysfunction kind of like a

hard block that prevents the electrical

signal from going through the whole

heart and that’s characterized by a

persistent spontaneous scientist

bradycardia usually in older patients

all right well Cameron do you have any

sponsors for us today we absolutely do

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our sponsor is actually our guest oh wow

a guest sponsor okay yep that’s great to

hear

well hey hey sorry bro my dog alone it’s

chilly down here

welcome back Sheila dog hello great to

be back push push the mango her feel she

lit what have you been up to since your

last visit well you know I collect all

the bones from the animals that I find

on the street okay and from the pets

that people bring me to turn into jerky

so I’ve been working on this project for

a while and I’m finally ready to release

it DJ Dylan if you could go ahead I’m

gonna do my spiel now Sheila Dawn’s bone

garden

come on down if you want to see what

animals look like without their skin on

so I’ve got all sorts of exhibits of

every type of animal you could think of

just its bones and be sure that you go

through the treasure store at the end of

the bone garden where I say all

different types of bone jellies bone jam

Wow so it’s just a great experience for

you for your kids for your grandma for

your mom everyone’s gonna love it it’s a

big hit well I’ve I have a few questions

on that shoot I guess the one that don’t

stick out to me the most of what you

said was the how are you so brave okay

was that what you’re gonna know I was

away my momma raised

okay for me it was you talked about bone

jellies so I feel like what you might be

hinting at is the bone marrow which it’s

filled with is it’s a jelly like

something substance in the bone mm-hmm

making the bone marrow and that’s what

makes great on toast great on rolls

great to you know dip your chips in bone

jelly is good for everything is it good

on a bone I haven’t tried that but I’m

sure Wow okay so that was one question

but have you so it’s a bone you said you

said garden

Sheila Dawn’s Bone Garden

I feel like a playground or is it you

could call it that there are some

animals that I’ve got that are so big

that you kids can play on the bone Wow

what what type of bone very very large

dogs that people brought in for me to

turn into jerky and you know kids can

just ride on them they’re really big

dogs wait sorry they’re live

these dogs are alive well I do not think

that anything you’re a doctor you should

know I don’t think anything can survive

it it doesn’t have its skin anymore okay

these are dogs without skin that I’ve

turned their meats their innards into

jerky or like I brought last time you

know the Lord with the animal blood and

the animal meat so I’ve reconstruct akin

the bones okay and I have turned them

into ice sculptures of real animals how

they used to be but also animals that

I’ve imagined so like sometimes I’ll

take dog bones and I’ll put like a skunk

head on it whoa right and like a fox

tail or something but I mean dogs and

foxes are pretty much the same but what

would you call that a Skog Wow

and what do you do with those once you

make them they’re on display is a bone

gone

she let on oh okay so this is a thing

where people will pay to go see just all

of this these displays of yeah it sounds

like going to see different set up bones

I mean is this just a pile of bones and

you say this was a dog or is this more

like a museum it’s like an interactive

museum okay can play with the bones you

can make them into musical instruments

if you want it’s just really like a

science museum in a way are the bones so

I guess my question is more are the

bones like in the shape of the animal or

is it just loose bones because I love

those little oh yeah okay that’s what

I’m interested in I’m tired of going to

these histor all history museums and I

see this dinosaur and the bones are in

the shape of a dinosaur and I’m thinking

that’s not real life bones would be in a

pile and there’d be a dog like taking

the bones and trying to bury it that’s

real life

that is real life it is and another

thing you can do is sometimes there’s a

little bit of meat left on the bone so

it’s also you can also snack one play

it’s really it’s interactive it’s just a

lot of animal corpses in different

stages of being put back together

because sometimes I don’t finish does

that cost more if you want to snack on

the bones a little bit no it’s all

included in the price Wow because I feel

oh man that sounds amazing I feel like

all these different museum type places

their snacks are so expensive they’re

all they’ve all got their nose up in the

air they’re all hoity-toity I’m a museum

place doctor London I’m sure loves to

hang absolutely doesn’t know about real

life and real bones and real animals and

actual real things like a dog body with

a skunk head and that’s all about to say

yeah what’s realer than that

that’s three real things in one

when you say real you don’t mean

naturally occurring or something you

it’s just a vibe would interact with

it’s just being real you wouldn’t get it

because you’ve never been a real a day

in your life okay well another another

question about that so you say like it’s

it says the bones from the as we

discussed in a previous episode like the

debone cats and dogs those bones are

being used for this is it is it only

like cats and dogs those types of

creatures or because a lot of the appeal

of say a science museum would be that as

Cameron said it would be a dinosaur or

some some creature that’s foreign to you

well I don’t really feel like addressing

you anymore dr. London because you

obviously don’t listen I already told

you we had skunks and foxes and dogs and

cats and we do have a chimpanzee that

escaped from the zoo once and I found it

on the road so we’ve got two Z’s and we

also have alligator bones I mean if you

don’t listen why do I bother speaking

about my bone garden do you have any of

that like chimp bone jelly store I do

I’ll talk about that later cause I’m

interested okay yeah on that no why why

would you specifically want chimp bone

jelly it’s for an experiment it’s like

it’s a natural form of Viagra okay I was

unaware of that so is that a chimpanzee

is that primates or is that who okay

well we can give me about how much do

you charge for admission to this so it’s

$25 for adults if you are a senior

citizen it’s a lot cheaper because

sometimes I’ll just use their bones if

they if they’re old enough they can get

in for free if you’re terminally ill I’m

sorry come in for free you’ll use there

but like they enter and you’d expect

their bones to remain behind

before they leave like they don’t leave

well I’m sure aspects of them can leave

but that’s a topic for you know another

day do we know if the soul leaves the

body and leaves the museum or does the

soul remain locked inside the museum

with the body I don’t know but I do want

to say you have said that one of your

motivations is trapping souls that is my

main motivation but you’re just saying

you don’t know I’d like to think that

they’re triads right but I don’t know

for sure because you can’t detect that

sort of thing not with what I’ve got I

just have a bunch of bones I wouldn’t

mind if I had a paranormal investigator

come and check things out they’re the

experts on bat yeah right so if you’re

out there and you’re listening come on

down to Sheila Don’s bone garden and

I’ll give you a discount if you can

check and make sure that all the souls

that I’ve been collecting are staying

put and not escaping how how would a

person do that how would a person do

what ensure that the souls are not

escaping so I actually use a bone cage

I’ve made a cage out of bones and I’ve

put it on the outside perimeter and I’ve

heard that I mean the soul is stuck in a

cage if I leave the bones

so as long as I use a bunch of rib bones

that’s why it’s a rib cage mm-hmm dr.

London medicine is awesome

well your body is a prison yup and now

so is Sheila Don’s bone garden

camera do we have any other sponsors

today we do and we don’t I

well that that sounds partly good this I

mean the sponsor is sort of me did you

you come into some money and you want to

like support the podcast financially mm

you could say that okay well you said

that kind of suspiciously there yeah dr.

London have you ever written on like a

bird scooter you know those scooters

that you rent with your cell phone no no

but I don’t I’ve seen them used yeah

well what if you could use one of those

scooters and it would a hundred and

thirty five miles per hour

that sounds very dangerous it’s not not

dangerous but that’s part of the fun so

basically what I’ve been doing so it is

there around town and I’ve been

acquiring all these bird scooters some

of them people just leave around and use

taken but sometimes you’ll see someone

kind of riding on it but maybe they’re

like playing on their phone or they just

kind of like look a little weak and you

can kind of just like give them a little

shove and then take their scooter right

wait I’m sorry on that part yeah someone

looks either distracted or just weak

yeah and so you just go up and and steal

the scooter from them they don’t own it

they didn’t buy the scooter but they did

go and get it anyway you know their

phones presumably yeah and so did I I

also went and got it by shoving them off

of it and then taking it home I that’s

part one okay then part two fireworks

everyone wants fireworks you can get

them anywhere

they’re always legal they’re easy I

don’t think the way you did the first

two things are true you take a bunch of

fireworks I haven’t figured out I’m not

a math guy so it’s a lot of trial and

error right now

I think we need these scooters we’ll be

ready within the next few weeks but

basically I just take a bunch of these

fireworks light them and then the goal

is to have it shoot the scooter around

120 130 miles per hour so just the

fastest form of travel that’s faster

than a normal scooter which to you is

the normal form of travel yeah and

normal scooters they don’t go 120 miles

an hour

so when you say maybe go like 8 when you

say that you use the fire because you

didn’t use the word like strapped

strapping the fireworks onto the scooter

are you are you saying that you strap

them onto the scooter or like you shoot

Amathus

and the explosion pushes it forward how

are you saying that the fireworks would

help there’s two schools of thought here

and I’m sorry are do you own these is

are these both your schools

yes okay go on firework logistics and

then fire firework logistics 301 and

fireworks logistic 401 oh so you

actually started a class yeah like like

a school and 301 teaches okay yes you’re

gonna strap the fireworks to the scooter

maybe using a belt maybe using just some

loose rope whatever that’s gonna be

attached probably to the bottom of the

scooter you light them all at one time

and then boom that’s the ideal sound I’m

trying to get I don’t know if the

Firebirds works will sound like that but

if not I’m gonna attach a speaker to it

that will make those noises because

that’s kind of the goal so for you it’s

a sound at that point becomes more maybe

more critical than like because I’m a

music guy and you how about the sound

you have to incorporate it that into

because I thought speed was your goal

here the speed is definitely the highest

priority but you I sound is a equally

important priority that is the exact

same level of importance as speed okay

that’s number one so then the four oh

one school of thought is you just hold a

bunch of you hold as many fireworks as

you possibly can

uh-huh and then you light them all and

then

boo boo boo so so that one would have a

different sound that you’re specifically

thinking if a little more dramatic a

little more theatrical but ultimately

the same result which is really fast

some pretty cool sounds coming out of a

little Bluetooth speaker okay you can

get all of this for the low cost $7,500

so for our podcast you being a sponsor

your how are you sponsoring the podcast

how about how about this are you just at

this isn’t is this an Adafruit just for

you five dollars this is a every

purchase of I’m calling them Cameron

scooters okay every purchase of a

Cameron scooter it’s 7,500 bucks five

bucks is gonna go to Uganda or something

Syria just one of those places place

indeed yeah five other dollars goes to

the podcast five hundred dollars did you

say that’s that’s a good and I’m not

trying to be critical Dino you’re right

I shouldn’t I’m spending too much on the

podcast at that point

no I if you’re sponsoring the podcast

that sounds nice so five dollars to

Uganda or whatever seven dollars to the

podcast seven dollars you can spend on

anything you want seven additional

dollars so fourteen sort of going to the

podcast seven goes towards the actual

show seven just right into your pocket

buy yourself something pretty to my

pocket yeah oh well that sounds pretty

good now write better I so how many

scooter how many Cameron scooters can I

put you down for I have the only $7,500

okay and that is the part so so most

you’re thinking Oh will didn’t a bird

call bird scooters cost zero dollars

because you stole them from people and

aren’t fireworks like not that expensive

like the amount of fireworks you’re

talking about maybe is like a hundred

dollars where the fireworks the answer

to both those things is yes and one

other issue I’m playing labor and it’s a

labor of love so why don’t I put my

heart in my blood and my soul in my

sweat into this creation depending on

where it’s worth

about $7,500 depending on which school

of thought we’re talking about one of

your $7,500 ideas is just the scooter

and then someone holding fireworks yeah

and you’re wanting to charge $7,500 for

that service for the service of someone

else doing that hell yeah

and I’m actually I’m tearing up about

this now hearing my own my own life’s

work described back to me and how

beautiful and genius it is because you

all it’s okay

and Wow I did that and just because it

that just because it’s you have you

opened real schools for these schools of

thought well my firework schools or

those separate I thought they were

buying some tools it’s an online course

scooter school no no it was fireworks

301 fireworks fireworks logistics that’s

right 401 yeah I don’t do 101 or 201

that’s someone else you’ve hired someone

else for your school well I I’m getting

into kind of advanced logistics so I

assume someone else has taken care of

one in the less advanced and so I just

kind of started with three okay it’s an

online course how much do you charge for

the course

$7,500 so you have a flat you have this

rate for any given item involved in your

curriculum I I kind of I mean just using

that rate for everything now so it’s so

it’s 70 can I borrow $7,500 no okay

I’ll try again later all right so that

is so the sponsor is you took these

scooters from people the sponsor is I

took $7,500 out of the show’s budget

I bought $100 worth of fireworks okay I

stole 35 scooters and now I’m using the

rest of that money on kind of whatever I

want vacation well I get but if you buy

a scooter today you know I said $5 was

gonna go to Syria or whatever yes $10

right now it’s I I would rather give $10

to you know a charity of my

choice then give $7,500 to you for a

course which sounds like it’s just I

will buy a $10 watch for a person in

need in like this idiom it’s once again

I I think it the money would be better

used to give given into a reputable

charity not if they don’t know what time

it is you don’t think people without a

watch don’t want to watch

they might I mean not everyone does they

might like a meal but was but what I’m

saying is I don’t know that giving

$7,500 to you I I just don’t see it as

being a smart use of money if your goal

is charity

well that’s I mean my goal is to go 120

miles per hour on a scooter

while playing some pretty cool sounds

out of a Bluetooth speaker right the

charity thing is just I mean it’s

honestly like it’s just a PR bit of

right and is it and it’s been working

for you I guess well I mean this is this

is this is the public part of public

relations okay I don’t know about the

relations yeah I assume it’s gonna go

well because who wouldn’t want this

product okay well I guess thank you to

Cameron for B I it sounds more like

you’re advertising them sponsoring the

podcast cuz you just took money from it

and then ran an ad about that time we

can call it an advertisement that

doesn’t bother me okay

Cameron’s scooters it’ll blow your face

off $7,500 that’s the motto all right I

put the price in the tagline how genius

is that okay alright we’ll enjoy

listeners I guess if that’s what you

what you’re interested in

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so the body of these elderly people who

go to your bone garden you’re you’re

letting them in for free because you’re

expecting them to die in the bone garden

exactly and you expect their remains to

stay within the vicinity of your bone

garden do they sign something for that

well no I mean if they come by

themselves and their family doesn’t know

where they is then it’s fine I don’t

have to do it’s like a cat when a cat

knows it’s about to die they usually

wander off and just die in the woods

somewhere

and it’s the same for people people go

back to their natural animal instincts

when they get to that age they just

wander into my bone garden for free and

so it probably would be nice if they did

sign something and like bring a card

cards are always nice so I like getting

cards you might know that would be nice

just a suggestion sir random just bring

a consignment card bring that I think

that’d be because my concern there would

be it’d be suspicious if someone died in

a place and like hops would come

investigate there be a missing-persons

report

there’d be something like that would

there be follow-up and what have you

been asked before has this sorry to

interrupt but Dr. London these people

are not missing while they’re in her bone

garden anyway sorry to find out first

they be gone from wherever they were

before the bone garden and then some

would notice that they’re gone okay yeah

I’m not at home right now so I guess I’m

missing from home so that’s not how that

works if you were I’m not missing just

cuz I’m in a different place if you if

I’m not at work I’m not missing I’m just

not at work they are no longer in their

homes their bones are in a bone garden

well with your example if you left your

home and for for all any of your friends

or family knew you had disappeared then

there would be a missing-persons report

and they would investigate because from

their understanding you

have disappeared even though it’s just

like if it’s for a prolonged period of

time that you’re missing do you see what

I mean here no okay so who’s who what

friends and family are declaring I’m

missing you for if you disappeared for a

long time I might call up and try to

find out and if you file missing persons

persons report then the police would go

investigate and then missing-persons

report we’re trusting this guy with our

I’m not sure missing person so stupid

that leads me did that question have the

police visited your bone garden and

asked what happened to you know this

this senior that presumably that you had

allowed in and then they died on the

premises have you had that happen and

how did you handle it oh yeah I usually

just prop them up in a rocking chair on

the front porch and I do have a sign

that says Shady Oaks nursing home so

usually they the police just come they

see them sitting on the front porch I’ve

got a little string so I can pull it so

it looks like they’re rocking and that

they just say oh they’re an excellent

care a follow-up question to that do you

have any police officers in your bone

garden Oh plenty Wow

many many many is it because those

police officers were very elderly and

all of them some of them were just

little too nosy if you know what I mean

mm-hmm I’m not sure that I follow

big-nose I don’t like people with big

noses

and so let’s say they they came up and

they asked questions they maybe didn’t

believe that the propped up body of a

person was a live person how would you

deal with the nosy police officer who

wasn’t necessary

dying at the time before they met you

how I mean are you harming them

I’m not harming them no they just drift

right off into dreamland I’ve got a

special drink for them and they just

doze Wow harm and do you guys do

birthday parties oh yes great

mostly birthday parties bachelorette

parties graduations yeah all of it

that’s awesome right

and we do have a bone pit you know like

you go on a zipline and then you fall

into a huge pit of bones uh-huh and then

don’t come out but you are adding you

become part of the exhibit please I know

that’s more interactive than any garden

or museum or anything I’ve been to mmm

well I agree that it’s crazy and

interactive I say it forcibly

interactive so the issue I have here and

this is just what it sounds like the

more I ask is that people will first the

elderly that you judge to be pretty

close to death they come into your park

for free for free and then they die

while on the premises and it sounds like

you you’re kind of betting on them dying

while they’re there I’m hoping do you

give them the same drink

no I just make sure that there’s plenty

for them to do for as long as they need

okay so then so then they die and then

the police come to investigate this jaw

and then you give them a drink with some

sort of some sort of concoction that

makes them that sounds like it kills

them yes

what flavor is the drink it’s great oh

nice mmm

I love grape flavored stuff so you’re

killing your your lure I’m adding to my

exhibit I’m adding to the bone garden

well you’re you’re luring susceptible

elderly

people to their deaths and then just

straight killing the policemen who

investigate does this not sound wrong to

you I mean you like morally you use the

word luring but all she it all she’s

doing is having a guard is Six Flags

luring customers no well with that the

discount aspect is one thing where they

get him free but fine

the luring might be taking it too far

but the fact that they enter the park I

guess what really gets me is for one

thing that then also the fact that you

are just killing officers police

officers which that that’s not legal to

do are you aware of that miss dawn well

that’s fine why don’t you come down to

the bone garden I’ll let you in for free

what you just said what when I said do

you know that it’s illegal to kill you

said that’s fine come over no I’m asking

you if you would like to come over

another bone garden for free if you want

to keep asking all these questions

you’re gonna save $25 sounds like a

pretty good deal I have to suspect that

she would have ill intentions towards me

she doesn’t look ill at all no I’m a

healthy as a peach I imagine with that

much what police officer jelly you

obviously be healthy oh yeah I’m very

strong I mean can you imagine the bone

jelly of of someone as strong and

courageous as a police officer I’m it’s

not something that was right that I

would think to imagine normal oh I get

it

cuz you don’t support our local police

I’m sorry no I

you don’t think ingesting their bones

will give you superhuman strength I see

this is it back to the blue

all right calm down calm down you can

see him after the record and that’s

another why do you keep setting up me

breeds for these things these people

want to meet you probably white I’m

sorry mister this is a separate issue

but why Cameron why do you keep

scheduling these meet and greets and

like surprise to you spring that you say

like we’ll get coffee or something and

then it’s a meet and greet with a mob of

people do we want dr. London to shut up

does that answer your question no but I

guess we can go back to how did the

souls how do they get along these

because I imagine you’re dealing with

different types of elderly people police

officers

sounds like probably firefighters other

people emergency personnel who would

come in mixed with these animals these

chimpanzees skunks squirrels dogs I

imagine there’s probably some contention

right there is a little bit and they

have from what I can tell because I

haven’t gotten to the point where the

paranormal investigators are coming in

right but from what I can tell they have

formed like prison gangs they stick

together and they have pretty intense

Wars I’d imagine I one little thing you

said there you haven’t reached the point

at which paranormal investigators would

drop by what point do you think you’ll

reach we’re worth that because you’re

killing people and so they’re gonna be I

would assume by the lore of how my

understanding ghosts are supposed to

work that there would be restless souls

because they got murdered you know why

wouldn’t a paranormal investigator be

necessary

pretty much right after you opened right

well we’ve had many many come in but

they just joined the exhibit so I

haven’t really found a strong enough

paranormal investigator that makes sense

when you say strong enough physically

strong enough to beat me off so so you

attack them so you’re giving them the

drink no not them okay well it doesn’t

sound pleasant that sounds violent I’m

not sure that that’s really and what

gang do they usually join up with do

they hang out with the dogs or the cops

or the paranormal investigators yes I

haven’t figured that out yet I don’t

know if they just spend time together if

they’re with the elderly I’m not sure

I’m waiting for a strong enough

paranormal investigator to come and give

me these answers that I’m so desperate

to have answered no so so strong enough

just means I guess skulls strength like

if you hit them in the head that they’ll

survive is that what you mean by strong

enough I mean I think it sounds like

strong enough to beat Sheila and a

hand-to-hand combat is that right yes

and so far none of them have been strong

enough for that no they’ve all just

ended up joining the exhibit look

admittedly this sounds frightening do

you feel any remorse for the country

what do you feel bad because you have

done wrong to someone and cut their

lives short how have I done wrong

they’re a part of it exhibit yeah

they’re part of science science and art

how much more could you want out of your

life I guess expecting dr. London to

understand art is probably you know that

would be a miracle a medical miracle you

know yeah

come on down to the bone garden already

we’re waiting I mean 25 bucks off it’s

pretty good no it’s I am NOT interested

in becoming part of your exhibit which I

suspect is your plan for if I were to I

don’t think any other people other Souls

would like you you’d be on your own so I

don’t really know if I want you to be a

part of my exhibit in that way do you uh

do you think his bone jelly would be

pretty good on toast dr. London it’s

hard to say because it’s probably really

sour he’s bitter I can’t hear you mm-hmm

what’s that you were just talking about

if I were to be killed oh no that was

completely unrelated to this

conversation the flavor of my bone

marrow bone jelly that’s different

that’s a different thing don’t worry

about it

okay well how how long is this business

been open for about two months it took

me several years to get enough bones to

build the cage right to keep everybody

in so it’s been in the works for many

many years but actually getting to open

the bone garden it’s just been about a

month or two

and how many elderly people have

stumbled into your garden since it’s

been open 86 Wow

that’s awesome yes business is doing

really well well they do get in for free

but it does add to the richness of my

exhibit yeah I’m sorry how many have you

had a good turnout in terms of people

who pay and then leave yeah I’ve had

lots of people pay and I’m sorry and

then leave is everyone who enters your

bone garden do you kill them all they

just enjoy themselves to death

huh I totally see what you mean about

his bone jelly being sour mm-hmm I mean

well even just trying to imagine how it

tastes

what yeah well that’s um I’m I don’t

think that our podcast that the doctor

podcast can endorse this business well

that’s fine because the Casey Anthony

podcast network does so you know it’s a

little bit above your head in many many

ways so you don’t need to be concerned

really with it huh I guess I have to

talk to someone about this other Jarrett

just for people not familiar we moved

podcasts networks last week to the Casey

Anthony podcast network with our good

friend Casey Anthony ah and I to be

clear I’m not affiliated or yes you are

yes you are okay well so I don’t think

that the podcast is necessarily going to

be very strongly as successful at all

with you at the wheel associated with

the bone garden I think probably we’re

gonna have some distance here on that

but I so I guess it’s a good time to

just close it out I’d feel like we’re

we’re pretty much I’ve heard enough

I think do you want to give one last

plug sure come on man – feel it on Oh

I’m in and yet don’t know Wow all right

well I guess they think you Miss Dawn

for being here again

Oh anytime I’ll probably be here next

week for the Q&A; at least

oh I the brights Cameron did schedule

another meet n greet uh Cameron thank

you no problem alright and thank you to

do to the house I am dr. London

smith .com this has been the jock doc

podcast see ya

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