Welcome to the Jock Doc Podcast
featuring Dr. London Smith does your
doctor have a podcast I didn’t think so
introducing your host Dr. London Smith
hello and welcome to the Jock Doc
Podcast where we discuss fitness and
health and how to incorporate our modern
understanding of science and medicine
into our daily lives but without it
being so boring I’m your host Dr. London
Smith (.com)
unfortunately we have had a number of
complaints from listeners about how I
need to hold back when it comes to
complicated terms like raisin or mind
your manners so I will do my best to be
more understandable for everyone in the
future here to help with that is our
producer Cameron Cameron is a man of the
people
hmm I’m always keeping up with the
interests of all a folk like our
listeners that’s right so don’t be
surprised if he pops in to steer us
towards a smarter play also with us is
DJ DYLAN IN DA HOUSE
Oh Cameron has also let me know that we
can anticipate a guest soon so brace
yourselves for that
alright well and let me tell you Dr.
London it’s a good one oh that’s great
to hear sometimes I get like a little
bit suspicious about sort of the way you
find guests or the type of guests that
you bring on yeah or why after having a
guess you end up with a lot of weird
voicemails threatening you afterwards
yeah it sounds like it’s from our guests
and like my car vandalized yeah with the
name of that guest yeah yeah okay yeah
so that’s why I why I’m a little bit
nervous about it sometimes well you’ll
be getting all that and more in today’s
episode oh well okay well one of our
listeners offered the following feedback
quote yo mama smokes crack and I ain’t
afraid and nothing and quote
no she doesn’t say no she doesn’t
okay I know I know she doesn’t
who said this this is just one of our
listeners did you want me to track down
the username yes well we’ll leave that
till after the episode I feel like
you’re taking this pretty personally she
doesn’t she know that’s not what she
smokes well I’m sorry that what she
smokes you she smokes something better
the experience is better then then crack
cocaine yeah okay okay well first of all
to the listener thank you for your input
we always appreciate hearing back from
my listeners for me my response to that
note would be I don’t believe that my
mother smokes crack either so you may be
misinformed about that portion that’s
that’s what I’m suspecting
camryn that maybe they just aren’t
hassle because she doesn’t I know that
she doesn’t she smokes crack too which
is the sequel it’s the follow-up you say
sequel like a hell bigger it’s more
improved better experience what
so creating better writing yeah okay
once to clarify crack cocaine is not a
movie if that’s what you’re getting at
no it’s just her writing has gotten so
much better on crack – when she smokes
crack cocaine – yeah the follow up a
sequel her handwriting improves and
that’s what you’ve noticed about it
yeah oh that’s great okay I and I’m to
our listeners I have to say do not smoke
crack cocaine that’s that’s a very
doesn’t smoke crack
why are you saying that I just said she
doesn’t so no wonder our listeners think
this you think this that’s you’re
selling the idea oh she smokes crack to
the sequel okay well anyway to dress the
second part of the listeners feedback
the there are and I do want to throw in
okay there are things about crack too
that you had to have experienced crack
one to understand you can’t just jump
into it blindly I okay you keep talking
about it like it’s like it’s a movie
like there’s um I guess character
development or plot that you wouldn’t
understand but it’s it’s a high oh yeah
my mom’s character development has been
amazing over the last few months and you
think that if she had started with crack
cocaine too that she wouldn’t have had
the same type of development I think you
can enjoy it but you’re not gonna get it
you know what I mean honest I’m not sure
that I do I do think the third one is
coming out next summer so something to
look forward I entire listeners please
do not we do not endorse that
but to address the the end of what that
listener said with the I ain’t afraid of
nothin portion a lot of people do go
through life afraid of the great many
things and that can prevent you from
reaching your potential so some people
waste years of their lives doing so
little because their fears hold them
back but it sounds like you might have
wisdom beyond your years
in this case what’s something you’re
afraid of Dr. London
I guess failing like you always kind of
fear you know being the cause for
something bad happening to someone
mm-hmm yeah so yes that’s that’s it in
general okay okay what about you what
are you afraid of my mom’s cracked too
dealer is he the one who said that crack
two is different from crack one yeah and
he’s terrifying
what like is he I don’t know does he do
use intimidation tactics no it’s just
anytime I over he just wants to watch
scary movies and I don’t like it it’s
terrifying and when you say scary movies
or the movies scary movie yeah well and
it’s sequels yeah and I don’t like it
and it is it that’s my biggest fear
is your mother’s crack cocaine too
dealer yeah forcing you to watch scary
movies one and the sequels yeah I hate
it okay because to my knowledge those
are actually comedies not scary movies
yeah sure if that’s the kind of stuff
you laugh at I don’t want to meet you
let me just say that all right kind of
sick disturbing mind laugh set stuff
like that okay well I will go ahead and
move on from there
Oh scary guys trip and falling and down
all the time do i I’m sorry in scary
movie yeah it’s like one of the gags so
like bad guy chasing you and he like
trips and falls
yeah it’s terrifying oh that someone
could lose their balance yes that easily
so that’s unnerving for you is this
slight it’s a scariest thing I’ve ever
experienced anyway go on ok well now for
tale from the ER we had a patient with a
history of kidney disease who presented
with a chief complaint of swollen feet
now normally patients with swelling like
that will be prescribed a diuretic like
furosemide more commonly known as lasix
this allows them to get rid of the
excess fluid through urination so I
asked him if he’s been taking his lasix
the diuretic he said yeah so I asked
okay did you take it today
he said no how about yesterday no I
don’t think so
how about the day before the day before
that and then he said I can’t remember
that far back so I asked why haven’t you
been taking lasix and he said because it
makes me pee too much so even though
peeing out that excess fluid is pretty
much the whole point of taking lasix so
that’s what we love about it I mean you
don’t think that maybe he wanted to hold
on to his pee and not give it up so
freely just because a doctor told him to
sorry
that’s valuable to some people oh so you
just give it away willy-nilly to someone
who asks you think that he didn’t want
to get rid of the urine because he
thought that the urine important to him
inherent value yeah Oh important to hit
like nostalgic no just it’s it’s his own
thing and you’re demanding that you keep
it oh give it to me I want to see it I
want to look in it so what does it look
like what does it smell like
gimme gimme well to clarify one point I
don’t keep the year-end that’s he can
get rid can put it wherever you want
well he decided he wants to keep it in
his body that’s his right okay that is
true patient autonomy is an important
principle that it is his right to to
keep it that way that’s that’s true I
haven’t peed in three weeks and you know
how I feel about it proud and cramped
but I don’t it’s my decision and I’m
holding on to the things important to me
not important to you the things you
learn in your secular schools the things
you you’re holding dear is your urine in
this case yeah are you do you want to
use the restroom more than anything in
my life and yet I am choosing not to
because I’m holding on to the essence
that’s important to me I’m not getting
rid of that so easily just cuz some
know it all asks but quack asks well and one
one small note on the so that term quack
it actually he’s apparently a British
term I learned this recently that’s
British for Dr. London Smith okay so in
in Britain whenever they would say like
instead of saying doctor they would
shorten it to say doc and it sounded
like duck so people would say because
ducks quack they would call doctors
quacks as that that’s how that nickname
came about from what I understand well
in America when a doctor says give me
your pee you have the rights to say no
okay that true just sayin right Cameron
okay
well we’ll go ahead and move on from
there okay for today’s topic we’re gonna
talk about six sinus syndrome which is a
which is the cause of bradycardia and
that’s defined as 60 beats per minute or
as we have talked about in the past the
heart has areas called nodes which set
the rate and rhythm of the heartbeats
however in sick sinus syndrome there is
sinus node dysfunction kind of like a
hard block that prevents the electrical
signal from going through the whole
heart and that’s characterized by a
persistent spontaneous scientist
bradycardia usually in older patients
all right well Cameron do you have any
sponsors for us today we absolutely do
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our sponsor is actually our guest oh wow
a guest sponsor okay yep that’s great to
hear
well hey hey sorry bro my dog alone it’s
chilly down here
welcome back Sheila dog hello great to
be back push push the mango her feel she
lit what have you been up to since your
last visit well you know I collect all
the bones from the animals that I find
on the street okay and from the pets
that people bring me to turn into jerky
so I’ve been working on this project for
a while and I’m finally ready to release
it DJ Dylan if you could go ahead I’m
gonna do my spiel now Sheila Dawn’s bone
garden
come on down if you want to see what
animals look like without their skin on
so I’ve got all sorts of exhibits of
every type of animal you could think of
just its bones and be sure that you go
through the treasure store at the end of
the bone garden where I say all
different types of bone jellies bone jam
Wow so it’s just a great experience for
you for your kids for your grandma for
your mom everyone’s gonna love it it’s a
big hit well I’ve I have a few questions
on that shoot I guess the one that don’t
stick out to me the most of what you
said was the how are you so brave okay
was that what you’re gonna know I was
away my momma raised
okay for me it was you talked about bone
jellies so I feel like what you might be
hinting at is the bone marrow which it’s
filled with is it’s a jelly like
something substance in the bone mm-hmm
making the bone marrow and that’s what
makes great on toast great on rolls
great to you know dip your chips in bone
jelly is good for everything is it good
on a bone I haven’t tried that but I’m
sure Wow okay so that was one question
but have you so it’s a bone you said you
said garden
Sheila Dawn’s Bone Garden
I feel like a playground or is it you
could call it that there are some
animals that I’ve got that are so big
that you kids can play on the bone Wow
what what type of bone very very large
dogs that people brought in for me to
turn into jerky and you know kids can
just ride on them they’re really big
dogs wait sorry they’re live
these dogs are alive well I do not think
that anything you’re a doctor you should
know I don’t think anything can survive
it it doesn’t have its skin anymore okay
these are dogs without skin that I’ve
turned their meats their innards into
jerky or like I brought last time you
know the Lord with the animal blood and
the animal meat so I’ve reconstruct akin
the bones okay and I have turned them
into ice sculptures of real animals how
they used to be but also animals that
I’ve imagined so like sometimes I’ll
take dog bones and I’ll put like a skunk
head on it whoa right and like a fox
tail or something but I mean dogs and
foxes are pretty much the same but what
would you call that a Skog Wow
and what do you do with those once you
make them they’re on display is a bone
gone
she let on oh okay so this is a thing
where people will pay to go see just all
of this these displays of yeah it sounds
like going to see different set up bones
I mean is this just a pile of bones and
you say this was a dog or is this more
like a museum it’s like an interactive
museum okay can play with the bones you
can make them into musical instruments
if you want it’s just really like a
science museum in a way are the bones so
I guess my question is more are the
bones like in the shape of the animal or
is it just loose bones because I love
those little oh yeah okay that’s what
I’m interested in I’m tired of going to
these histor all history museums and I
see this dinosaur and the bones are in
the shape of a dinosaur and I’m thinking
that’s not real life bones would be in a
pile and there’d be a dog like taking
the bones and trying to bury it that’s
real life
that is real life it is and another
thing you can do is sometimes there’s a
little bit of meat left on the bone so
it’s also you can also snack one play
it’s really it’s interactive it’s just a
lot of animal corpses in different
stages of being put back together
because sometimes I don’t finish does
that cost more if you want to snack on
the bones a little bit no it’s all
included in the price Wow because I feel
oh man that sounds amazing I feel like
all these different museum type places
their snacks are so expensive they’re
all they’ve all got their nose up in the
air they’re all hoity-toity I’m a museum
place doctor London I’m sure loves to
hang absolutely doesn’t know about real
life and real bones and real animals and
actual real things like a dog body with
a skunk head and that’s all about to say
yeah what’s realer than that
that’s three real things in one
when you say real you don’t mean
naturally occurring or something you
it’s just a vibe would interact with
it’s just being real you wouldn’t get it
because you’ve never been a real a day
in your life okay well another another
question about that so you say like it’s
it says the bones from the as we
discussed in a previous episode like the
debone cats and dogs those bones are
being used for this is it is it only
like cats and dogs those types of
creatures or because a lot of the appeal
of say a science museum would be that as
Cameron said it would be a dinosaur or
some some creature that’s foreign to you
well I don’t really feel like addressing
you anymore dr. London because you
obviously don’t listen I already told
you we had skunks and foxes and dogs and
cats and we do have a chimpanzee that
escaped from the zoo once and I found it
on the road so we’ve got two Z’s and we
also have alligator bones I mean if you
don’t listen why do I bother speaking
about my bone garden do you have any of
that like chimp bone jelly store I do
I’ll talk about that later cause I’m
interested okay yeah on that no why why
would you specifically want chimp bone
jelly it’s for an experiment it’s like
it’s a natural form of Viagra okay I was
unaware of that so is that a chimpanzee
is that primates or is that who okay
well we can give me about how much do
you charge for admission to this so it’s
$25 for adults if you are a senior
citizen it’s a lot cheaper because
sometimes I’ll just use their bones if
they if they’re old enough they can get
in for free if you’re terminally ill I’m
sorry come in for free you’ll use there
but like they enter and you’d expect
their bones to remain behind
before they leave like they don’t leave
well I’m sure aspects of them can leave
but that’s a topic for you know another
day do we know if the soul leaves the
body and leaves the museum or does the
soul remain locked inside the museum
with the body I don’t know but I do want
to say you have said that one of your
motivations is trapping souls that is my
main motivation but you’re just saying
you don’t know I’d like to think that
they’re triads right but I don’t know
for sure because you can’t detect that
sort of thing not with what I’ve got I
just have a bunch of bones I wouldn’t
mind if I had a paranormal investigator
come and check things out they’re the
experts on bat yeah right so if you’re
out there and you’re listening come on
down to Sheila Don’s bone garden and
I’ll give you a discount if you can
check and make sure that all the souls
that I’ve been collecting are staying
put and not escaping how how would a
person do that how would a person do
what ensure that the souls are not
escaping so I actually use a bone cage
I’ve made a cage out of bones and I’ve
put it on the outside perimeter and I’ve
heard that I mean the soul is stuck in a
cage if I leave the bones
so as long as I use a bunch of rib bones
that’s why it’s a rib cage mm-hmm dr.
London medicine is awesome
well your body is a prison yup and now
so is Sheila Don’s bone garden
camera do we have any other sponsors
today we do and we don’t I
well that that sounds partly good this I
mean the sponsor is sort of me did you
you come into some money and you want to
like support the podcast financially mm
you could say that okay well you said
that kind of suspiciously there yeah dr.
London have you ever written on like a
bird scooter you know those scooters
that you rent with your cell phone no no
but I don’t I’ve seen them used yeah
well what if you could use one of those
scooters and it would a hundred and
thirty five miles per hour
that sounds very dangerous it’s not not
dangerous but that’s part of the fun so
basically what I’ve been doing so it is
there around town and I’ve been
acquiring all these bird scooters some
of them people just leave around and use
taken but sometimes you’ll see someone
kind of riding on it but maybe they’re
like playing on their phone or they just
kind of like look a little weak and you
can kind of just like give them a little
shove and then take their scooter right
wait I’m sorry on that part yeah someone
looks either distracted or just weak
yeah and so you just go up and and steal
the scooter from them they don’t own it
they didn’t buy the scooter but they did
go and get it anyway you know their
phones presumably yeah and so did I I
also went and got it by shoving them off
of it and then taking it home I that’s
part one okay then part two fireworks
everyone wants fireworks you can get
them anywhere
they’re always legal they’re easy I
don’t think the way you did the first
two things are true you take a bunch of
fireworks I haven’t figured out I’m not
a math guy so it’s a lot of trial and
error right now
I think we need these scooters we’ll be
ready within the next few weeks but
basically I just take a bunch of these
fireworks light them and then the goal
is to have it shoot the scooter around
120 130 miles per hour so just the
fastest form of travel that’s faster
than a normal scooter which to you is
the normal form of travel yeah and
normal scooters they don’t go 120 miles
an hour
so when you say maybe go like 8 when you
say that you use the fire because you
didn’t use the word like strapped
strapping the fireworks onto the scooter
are you are you saying that you strap
them onto the scooter or like you shoot
Amathus
and the explosion pushes it forward how
are you saying that the fireworks would
help there’s two schools of thought here
and I’m sorry are do you own these is
are these both your schools
yes okay go on firework logistics and
then fire firework logistics 301 and
fireworks logistic 401 oh so you
actually started a class yeah like like
a school and 301 teaches okay yes you’re
gonna strap the fireworks to the scooter
maybe using a belt maybe using just some
loose rope whatever that’s gonna be
attached probably to the bottom of the
scooter you light them all at one time
and then boom that’s the ideal sound I’m
trying to get I don’t know if the
Firebirds works will sound like that but
if not I’m gonna attach a speaker to it
that will make those noises because
that’s kind of the goal so for you it’s
a sound at that point becomes more maybe
more critical than like because I’m a
music guy and you how about the sound
you have to incorporate it that into
because I thought speed was your goal
here the speed is definitely the highest
priority but you I sound is a equally
important priority that is the exact
same level of importance as speed okay
that’s number one so then the four oh
one school of thought is you just hold a
bunch of you hold as many fireworks as
you possibly can
uh-huh and then you light them all and
then
boo boo boo so so that one would have a
different sound that you’re specifically
thinking if a little more dramatic a
little more theatrical but ultimately
the same result which is really fast
some pretty cool sounds coming out of a
little Bluetooth speaker okay you can
get all of this for the low cost $7,500
so for our podcast you being a sponsor
your how are you sponsoring the podcast
how about how about this are you just at
this isn’t is this an Adafruit just for
you five dollars this is a every
purchase of I’m calling them Cameron
scooters okay every purchase of a
Cameron scooter it’s 7,500 bucks five
bucks is gonna go to Uganda or something
Syria just one of those places place
indeed yeah five other dollars goes to
the podcast five hundred dollars did you
say that’s that’s a good and I’m not
trying to be critical Dino you’re right
I shouldn’t I’m spending too much on the
podcast at that point
no I if you’re sponsoring the podcast
that sounds nice so five dollars to
Uganda or whatever seven dollars to the
podcast seven dollars you can spend on
anything you want seven additional
dollars so fourteen sort of going to the
podcast seven goes towards the actual
show seven just right into your pocket
buy yourself something pretty to my
pocket yeah oh well that sounds pretty
good now write better I so how many
scooter how many Cameron scooters can I
put you down for I have the only $7,500
okay and that is the part so so most
you’re thinking Oh will didn’t a bird
call bird scooters cost zero dollars
because you stole them from people and
aren’t fireworks like not that expensive
like the amount of fireworks you’re
talking about maybe is like a hundred
dollars where the fireworks the answer
to both those things is yes and one
other issue I’m playing labor and it’s a
labor of love so why don’t I put my
heart in my blood and my soul in my
sweat into this creation depending on
where it’s worth
about $7,500 depending on which school
of thought we’re talking about one of
your $7,500 ideas is just the scooter
and then someone holding fireworks yeah
and you’re wanting to charge $7,500 for
that service for the service of someone
else doing that hell yeah
and I’m actually I’m tearing up about
this now hearing my own my own life’s
work described back to me and how
beautiful and genius it is because you
all it’s okay
and Wow I did that and just because it
that just because it’s you have you
opened real schools for these schools of
thought well my firework schools or
those separate I thought they were
buying some tools it’s an online course
scooter school no no it was fireworks
301 fireworks fireworks logistics that’s
right 401 yeah I don’t do 101 or 201
that’s someone else you’ve hired someone
else for your school well I I’m getting
into kind of advanced logistics so I
assume someone else has taken care of
one in the less advanced and so I just
kind of started with three okay it’s an
online course how much do you charge for
the course
$7,500 so you have a flat you have this
rate for any given item involved in your
curriculum I I kind of I mean just using
that rate for everything now so it’s so
it’s 70 can I borrow $7,500 no okay
I’ll try again later all right so that
is so the sponsor is you took these
scooters from people the sponsor is I
took $7,500 out of the show’s budget
I bought $100 worth of fireworks okay I
stole 35 scooters and now I’m using the
rest of that money on kind of whatever I
want vacation well I get but if you buy
a scooter today you know I said $5 was
gonna go to Syria or whatever yes $10
right now it’s I I would rather give $10
to you know a charity of my
choice then give $7,500 to you for a
course which sounds like it’s just I
will buy a $10 watch for a person in
need in like this idiom it’s once again
I I think it the money would be better
used to give given into a reputable
charity not if they don’t know what time
it is you don’t think people without a
watch don’t want to watch
they might I mean not everyone does they
might like a meal but was but what I’m
saying is I don’t know that giving
$7,500 to you I I just don’t see it as
being a smart use of money if your goal
is charity
well that’s I mean my goal is to go 120
miles per hour on a scooter
while playing some pretty cool sounds
out of a Bluetooth speaker right the
charity thing is just I mean it’s
honestly like it’s just a PR bit of
right and is it and it’s been working
for you I guess well I mean this is this
is this is the public part of public
relations okay I don’t know about the
relations yeah I assume it’s gonna go
well because who wouldn’t want this
product okay well I guess thank you to
Cameron for B I it sounds more like
you’re advertising them sponsoring the
podcast cuz you just took money from it
and then ran an ad about that time we
can call it an advertisement that
doesn’t bother me okay
Cameron’s scooters it’ll blow your face
off $7,500 that’s the motto all right I
put the price in the tagline how genius
is that okay alright we’ll enjoy
listeners I guess if that’s what you
what you’re interested in
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so the body of these elderly people who
go to your bone garden you’re you’re
letting them in for free because you’re
expecting them to die in the bone garden
exactly and you expect their remains to
stay within the vicinity of your bone
garden do they sign something for that
well no I mean if they come by
themselves and their family doesn’t know
where they is then it’s fine I don’t
have to do it’s like a cat when a cat
knows it’s about to die they usually
wander off and just die in the woods
somewhere
and it’s the same for people people go
back to their natural animal instincts
when they get to that age they just
wander into my bone garden for free and
so it probably would be nice if they did
sign something and like bring a card
cards are always nice so I like getting
cards you might know that would be nice
just a suggestion sir random just bring
a consignment card bring that I think
that’d be because my concern there would
be it’d be suspicious if someone died in
a place and like hops would come
investigate there be a missing-persons
report
there’d be something like that would
there be follow-up and what have you
been asked before has this sorry to
interrupt but Dr. London these people
are not missing while they’re in her bone
garden anyway sorry to find out first
they be gone from wherever they were
before the bone garden and then some
would notice that they’re gone okay yeah
I’m not at home right now so I guess I’m
missing from home so that’s not how that
works if you were I’m not missing just
cuz I’m in a different place if you if
I’m not at work I’m not missing I’m just
not at work they are no longer in their
homes their bones are in a bone garden
well with your example if you left your
home and for for all any of your friends
or family knew you had disappeared then
there would be a missing-persons report
and they would investigate because from
their understanding you
have disappeared even though it’s just
like if it’s for a prolonged period of
time that you’re missing do you see what
I mean here no okay so who’s who what
friends and family are declaring I’m
missing you for if you disappeared for a
long time I might call up and try to
find out and if you file missing persons
persons report then the police would go
investigate and then missing-persons
report we’re trusting this guy with our
I’m not sure missing person so stupid
that leads me did that question have the
police visited your bone garden and
asked what happened to you know this
this senior that presumably that you had
allowed in and then they died on the
premises have you had that happen and
how did you handle it oh yeah I usually
just prop them up in a rocking chair on
the front porch and I do have a sign
that says Shady Oaks nursing home so
usually they the police just come they
see them sitting on the front porch I’ve
got a little string so I can pull it so
it looks like they’re rocking and that
they just say oh they’re an excellent
care a follow-up question to that do you
have any police officers in your bone
garden Oh plenty Wow
many many many is it because those
police officers were very elderly and
all of them some of them were just
little too nosy if you know what I mean
mm-hmm I’m not sure that I follow
big-nose I don’t like people with big
noses
and so let’s say they they came up and
they asked questions they maybe didn’t
believe that the propped up body of a
person was a live person how would you
deal with the nosy police officer who
wasn’t necessary
dying at the time before they met you
how I mean are you harming them
I’m not harming them no they just drift
right off into dreamland I’ve got a
special drink for them and they just
doze Wow harm and do you guys do
birthday parties oh yes great
mostly birthday parties bachelorette
parties graduations yeah all of it
that’s awesome right
and we do have a bone pit you know like
you go on a zipline and then you fall
into a huge pit of bones uh-huh and then
don’t come out but you are adding you
become part of the exhibit please I know
that’s more interactive than any garden
or museum or anything I’ve been to mmm
well I agree that it’s crazy and
interactive I say it forcibly
interactive so the issue I have here and
this is just what it sounds like the
more I ask is that people will first the
elderly that you judge to be pretty
close to death they come into your park
for free for free and then they die
while on the premises and it sounds like
you you’re kind of betting on them dying
while they’re there I’m hoping do you
give them the same drink
no I just make sure that there’s plenty
for them to do for as long as they need
okay so then so then they die and then
the police come to investigate this jaw
and then you give them a drink with some
sort of some sort of concoction that
makes them that sounds like it kills
them yes
what flavor is the drink it’s great oh
nice mmm
I love grape flavored stuff so you’re
killing your your lure I’m adding to my
exhibit I’m adding to the bone garden
well you’re you’re luring susceptible
elderly
people to their deaths and then just
straight killing the policemen who
investigate does this not sound wrong to
you I mean you like morally you use the
word luring but all she it all she’s
doing is having a guard is Six Flags
luring customers no well with that the
discount aspect is one thing where they
get him free but fine
the luring might be taking it too far
but the fact that they enter the park I
guess what really gets me is for one
thing that then also the fact that you
are just killing officers police
officers which that that’s not legal to
do are you aware of that miss dawn well
that’s fine why don’t you come down to
the bone garden I’ll let you in for free
what you just said what when I said do
you know that it’s illegal to kill you
said that’s fine come over no I’m asking
you if you would like to come over
another bone garden for free if you want
to keep asking all these questions
you’re gonna save $25 sounds like a
pretty good deal I have to suspect that
she would have ill intentions towards me
she doesn’t look ill at all no I’m a
healthy as a peach I imagine with that
much what police officer jelly you
obviously be healthy oh yeah I’m very
strong I mean can you imagine the bone
jelly of of someone as strong and
courageous as a police officer I’m it’s
not something that was right that I
would think to imagine normal oh I get
it
cuz you don’t support our local police
I’m sorry no I
you don’t think ingesting their bones
will give you superhuman strength I see
this is it back to the blue
all right calm down calm down you can
see him after the record and that’s
another why do you keep setting up me
breeds for these things these people
want to meet you probably white I’m
sorry mister this is a separate issue
but why Cameron why do you keep
scheduling these meet and greets and
like surprise to you spring that you say
like we’ll get coffee or something and
then it’s a meet and greet with a mob of
people do we want dr. London to shut up
does that answer your question no but I
guess we can go back to how did the
souls how do they get along these
because I imagine you’re dealing with
different types of elderly people police
officers
sounds like probably firefighters other
people emergency personnel who would
come in mixed with these animals these
chimpanzees skunks squirrels dogs I
imagine there’s probably some contention
right there is a little bit and they
have from what I can tell because I
haven’t gotten to the point where the
paranormal investigators are coming in
right but from what I can tell they have
formed like prison gangs they stick
together and they have pretty intense
Wars I’d imagine I one little thing you
said there you haven’t reached the point
at which paranormal investigators would
drop by what point do you think you’ll
reach we’re worth that because you’re
killing people and so they’re gonna be I
would assume by the lore of how my
understanding ghosts are supposed to
work that there would be restless souls
because they got murdered you know why
wouldn’t a paranormal investigator be
necessary
pretty much right after you opened right
well we’ve had many many come in but
they just joined the exhibit so I
haven’t really found a strong enough
paranormal investigator that makes sense
when you say strong enough physically
strong enough to beat me off so so you
attack them so you’re giving them the
drink no not them okay well it doesn’t
sound pleasant that sounds violent I’m
not sure that that’s really and what
gang do they usually join up with do
they hang out with the dogs or the cops
or the paranormal investigators yes I
haven’t figured that out yet I don’t
know if they just spend time together if
they’re with the elderly I’m not sure
I’m waiting for a strong enough
paranormal investigator to come and give
me these answers that I’m so desperate
to have answered no so so strong enough
just means I guess skulls strength like
if you hit them in the head that they’ll
survive is that what you mean by strong
enough I mean I think it sounds like
strong enough to beat Sheila and a
hand-to-hand combat is that right yes
and so far none of them have been strong
enough for that no they’ve all just
ended up joining the exhibit look
admittedly this sounds frightening do
you feel any remorse for the country
what do you feel bad because you have
done wrong to someone and cut their
lives short how have I done wrong
they’re a part of it exhibit yeah
they’re part of science science and art
how much more could you want out of your
life I guess expecting dr. London to
understand art is probably you know that
would be a miracle a medical miracle you
know yeah
come on down to the bone garden already
we’re waiting I mean 25 bucks off it’s
pretty good no it’s I am NOT interested
in becoming part of your exhibit which I
suspect is your plan for if I were to I
don’t think any other people other Souls
would like you you’d be on your own so I
don’t really know if I want you to be a
part of my exhibit in that way do you uh
do you think his bone jelly would be
pretty good on toast dr. London it’s
hard to say because it’s probably really
sour he’s bitter I can’t hear you mm-hmm
what’s that you were just talking about
if I were to be killed oh no that was
completely unrelated to this
conversation the flavor of my bone
marrow bone jelly that’s different
that’s a different thing don’t worry
about it
okay well how how long is this business
been open for about two months it took
me several years to get enough bones to
build the cage right to keep everybody
in so it’s been in the works for many
many years but actually getting to open
the bone garden it’s just been about a
month or two
and how many elderly people have
stumbled into your garden since it’s
been open 86 Wow
that’s awesome yes business is doing
really well well they do get in for free
but it does add to the richness of my
exhibit yeah I’m sorry how many have you
had a good turnout in terms of people
who pay and then leave yeah I’ve had
lots of people pay and I’m sorry and
then leave is everyone who enters your
bone garden do you kill them all they
just enjoy themselves to death
huh I totally see what you mean about
his bone jelly being sour mm-hmm I mean
well even just trying to imagine how it
tastes
what yeah well that’s um I’m I don’t
think that our podcast that the doctor
podcast can endorse this business well
that’s fine because the Casey Anthony
podcast network does so you know it’s a
little bit above your head in many many
ways so you don’t need to be concerned
really with it huh I guess I have to
talk to someone about this other Jarrett
just for people not familiar we moved
podcasts networks last week to the Casey
Anthony podcast network with our good
friend Casey Anthony ah and I to be
clear I’m not affiliated or yes you are
yes you are okay well so I don’t think
that the podcast is necessarily going to
be very strongly as successful at all
with you at the wheel associated with
the bone garden I think probably we’re
gonna have some distance here on that
but I so I guess it’s a good time to
just close it out I’d feel like we’re
we’re pretty much I’ve heard enough
I think do you want to give one last
plug sure come on man – feel it on Oh
I’m in and yet don’t know Wow all right
well I guess they think you Miss Dawn
for being here again
Oh anytime I’ll probably be here next
week for the Q&A; at least
oh I the brights Cameron did schedule
another meet n greet uh Cameron thank
you no problem alright and thank you to
do to the house I am dr. London
smith .com this has been the jock doc
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